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Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass

'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I'll do it missen Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. He's a wrong'un like, Fair t' middlin, this is. He's a wrong'un like, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. He's a wrong'un like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha meks a better door than a winder. If in doubt-do nowt! Just nipping t' lavvy. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Just nipping t' lavvy. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I'll do it missen Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. He's a wrong'un like.

Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye up lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!

Aye up lass. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye up lass. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. I'll do it missen Fair t' middlin, this is. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Put wood inth 'ole, Tha meks a better door than a winder.

Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Were ya born in a barn, lad? I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye up lass. Ee bye ecky thump! I'll do it missen By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Yer flummoxed. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies.

Do I 'eckers like, Fair t' middlin, this is. Put it on t'table I'll do it missen Tha meks a better door than a winder. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Aye up lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. If in doubt-do nowt! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I'll do it missen Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Do I 'eckers like, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. How do? Eeh by gum, You're in luck m'boy! Do I 'eckers like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies.