Yorkshire Ipsum
Yer flummoxed
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put it on t'table Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer flummoxed. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. If in doubt-do nowt! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
Were ya born in a barn, lad? Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I'll do it missen Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Just nipping t' lavvy. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Put wood inth 'ole, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. He's a wrong'un like, Put wood inth 'ole, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Aye up lass. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. If in doubt-do nowt!
'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha meks a better door than a winder. He's a wrong'un like, Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Put it on t'table Do I 'eckers like, Were ya born in a barn, lad? By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Aye up lass. Do I 'eckers like, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy! Put wood inth 'ole, Put wood inth 'ole, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ee bye ecky thump!
'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer flummoxed. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! How do? Eeh by gum, Just nipping t' lavvy.