Yorkshire Ipsum
Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say
Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Put it on t'table Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. You're in luck m'boy! How do? Eeh by gum, If in doubt-do nowt! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put wood inth 'ole, Just nipping t' lavvy. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'll do it missen Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Yer flummoxed. Put it on t'table Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. How do? Eeh by gum, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Put it on t'table How do? Eeh by gum, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I'll do it missen Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. If in doubt-do nowt! Put it on t'table Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer flummoxed. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Ee bye ecky thump! Put it on t'table.
Yer flummoxed. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Just nipping t' lavvy. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I'll do it missen Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha meks a better door than a winder. He's a wrong'un like, Put wood inth 'ole, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam.
By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. You're in luck m'boy! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put it on t'table 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad!
Were ya born in a barn, lad? Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I'll do it missen Fair t' middlin, this is. Theers nowt s'queer as folk.