Yorkshire Ipsum
Were ya born in a barn, lad?
Ee bye ecky thump! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ee bye ecky thump! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I allus wash behind mi lugholes.
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Were ya born in a barn, lad? I allus wash behind mi lugholes. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. You're in luck m'boy! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Ee bye ecky thump! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I allus wash behind mi lugholes.
Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. You're in luck m'boy! If in doubt-do nowt! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Fair t' middlin, this is. If in doubt-do nowt! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Put it on t'table Put it on t'table Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Put wood inth 'ole, Yer flummoxed. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Put it on t'table 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam.
I'll do it missen He's a wrong'un like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Put it on t'table Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. He's a wrong'un like, Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. If in doubt-do nowt! Fair t' middlin, this is. Aye up lass. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee bye ecky thump! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Put it on t'table 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Just nipping t' lavvy. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Put it on t'table Do I 'eckers like, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Yer flummoxed. He's a wrong'un like, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass.