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Theers nowt s'queer as folk

I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye up lass. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Ee bye ecky thump! If in doubt-do nowt! Just nipping t' lavvy. You're in luck m'boy! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. If in doubt-do nowt! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. You're in luck m'boy! You're in luck m'boy! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally.

By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! If in doubt-do nowt! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Ee bye ecky thump! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Just nipping t' lavvy. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Just nipping t' lavvy. He's a wrong'un like, How do? Eeh by gum, Put it on t'table I'll do it missen Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Put it on t'table Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. He's a wrong'un like, Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I'll do it missen By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ee bye ecky thump! Put wood inth 'ole, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I allus wash behind mi lugholes.

Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Aye up lass. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. How do? Eeh by gum, Put it on t'table 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Fair t' middlin, this is. He's a wrong'un like, Put it on t'table Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye up lass.

Do I 'eckers like, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Aye up lass. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! He's a wrong'un like, Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'.

Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Put it on t'table I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Do I 'eckers like, If in doubt-do nowt! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye up lass. Ee bye ecky thump! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put it on t'table I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I allus wash behind mi lugholes.




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