Yorkshire Ipsum
Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth
I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye up lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. He's a wrong'un like, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Yer flummoxed. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Fair t' middlin, this is. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put wood inth 'ole, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Put wood inth 'ole.
Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Put it on t'table Just nipping t' lavvy. Do I 'eckers like, He's a wrong'un like, How do? Eeh by gum, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer flummoxed. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! He's a wrong'un like, How do? Eeh by gum, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha meks a better door than a winder. He's a wrong'un like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee bye ecky thump! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Aye up lass. Put it on t'table Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ee bye ecky thump! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! He's a wrong'un like, Do I 'eckers like.
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Yer flummoxed. Yer flummoxed. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Put it on t'table Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass!
You're in luck m'boy! Put it on t'table You're in luck m'boy! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Ee bye ecky thump! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Aye up lass. How do? Eeh by gum, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer flummoxed. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. You're in luck m'boy! If in doubt-do nowt! How do? Eeh by gum, Ee bye ecky thump! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I'll do it missen Put wood inth 'ole, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Fair t' middlin, this is. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!