Yorkshire Ipsum
Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Put it on t'table Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Do I 'eckers like, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Put it on t'table I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Just nipping t' lavvy. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer flummoxed. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Put it on t'table Put it on t'table Just nipping t' lavvy. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye up lass.
Yer flummoxed. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Do I 'eckers like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer flummoxed. Put it on t'table I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Yer flummoxed. You're in luck m'boy! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! You're in luck m'boy!
Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Yer flummoxed. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha meks a better door than a winder.
Fair t' middlin, this is. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Fair t' middlin, this is. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. How do? Eeh by gum.
Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye up lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I'll do it missen 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery.