Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Put wood inth 'ole, He's a wrong'un like, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Do I 'eckers like, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer flummoxed. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! He's a wrong'un like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. If in doubt-do nowt! Ee bye ecky thump! I'll do it missen.
Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. You're in luck m'boy! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! If in doubt-do nowt! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy! Do I 'eckers like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! You're in luck m'boy! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk.
Fair t' middlin, this is. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! He's a wrong'un like, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee bye ecky thump! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I'll do it missen Just nipping t' lavvy. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yer flummoxed.
Yer flummoxed. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ee bye ecky thump! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Just nipping t' lavvy. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
If in doubt-do nowt! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Just nipping t' lavvy. Fair t' middlin, this is. Aye up lass. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Were ya born in a barn, lad?