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Yorkshire Ipsum

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Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass!

I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Do I 'eckers like, Fair t' middlin, this is. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler.

I'll do it missen How do? Eeh by gum, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Just nipping t' lavvy. Yer flummoxed. You're in luck m'boy! Put it on t'table Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say.

'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I'll do it missen Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Fair t' middlin, this is. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. You're in luck m'boy! I'll do it missen Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. You're in luck m'boy! If in doubt-do nowt! Ee bye ecky thump! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Do I 'eckers like, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put wood inth 'ole.

Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. He's a wrong'un like, Put it on t'table Do I 'eckers like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Just nipping t' lavvy. Put wood inth 'ole, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. How do? Eeh by gum, Just nipping t' lavvy. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Put it on t'table By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! You're in luck m'boy! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. He's a wrong'un like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.

Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Just nipping t' lavvy. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put it on t'table Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! How do? Eeh by gum, Fair t' middlin, this is. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put wood inth 'ole, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ee bye ecky thump! You're in luck m'boy!




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