Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
Put it on t'table Just nipping t' lavvy. Put it on t'table I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'll do it missen Fair t' middlin, this is. Put wood inth 'ole, Tha meks a better door than a winder. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye up lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Do I 'eckers like, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. You're in luck m'boy! How do? Eeh by gum, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ee bye ecky thump!
Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Fair t' middlin, this is. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like, Do I 'eckers like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Put it on t'table Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Just nipping t' lavvy. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! He's a wrong'un like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Just nipping t' lavvy. Fair t' middlin, this is. Just nipping t' lavvy. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
I'll do it missen How do? Eeh by gum, Put it on t'table Tha meks a better door than a winder. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Ee bye ecky thump! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I'll do it missen.
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Do I 'eckers like, Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Do I 'eckers like, Put it on t'table Do I 'eckers like, Fair t' middlin, this is. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer flummoxed. Do I 'eckers like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.