Yorkshire Ipsum
Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt
How do? Eeh by gum, How do? Eeh by gum, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Yer flummoxed. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ee bye ecky thump! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Put it on t'table Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ee bye ecky thump! Do I 'eckers like, Put wood inth 'ole, Put wood inth 'ole, Put it on t'table Put wood inth 'ole, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I allus wash behind mi lugholes.
Were ya born in a barn, lad? Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee bye ecky thump! Put it on t'table I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies.
By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Were ya born in a barn, lad? 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Fair t' middlin, this is. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Just nipping t' lavvy. How do? Eeh by gum, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Do I 'eckers like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Ee bye ecky thump! Do I 'eckers like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! If in doubt-do nowt! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Do I 'eckers like, Do I 'eckers like, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Aye up lass. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Do I 'eckers like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Tha meks a better door than a winder. If in doubt-do nowt!
Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. You're in luck m'boy! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! He's a wrong'un like, Just nipping t' lavvy. Do I 'eckers like, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I'll do it missen He's a wrong'un like, He's a wrong'un like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk.