Yorkshire Ipsum
Tha meks a better door than a winder
Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ee bye ecky thump! Put wood inth 'ole, Just nipping t' lavvy. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee bye ecky thump! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Put wood inth 'ole, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Put it on t'table Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Fair t' middlin, this is. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. He's a wrong'un like.
You're in luck m'boy! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! He's a wrong'un like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. He's a wrong'un like, Tha meks a better door than a winder. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Do I 'eckers like, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Just nipping t' lavvy. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. If in doubt-do nowt! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. If in doubt-do nowt! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! He's a wrong'un like, Ee bye ecky thump! Fair t' middlin, this is.
'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Yer flummoxed. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye up lass. Ee bye ecky thump! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Aye up lass. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. He's a wrong'un like, Fair t' middlin, this is. Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, He's a wrong'un like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass!
Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Just nipping t' lavvy. I'll do it missen Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Put wood inth 'ole, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up lass. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put it on t'table Aye up lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.
By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'll do it missen I'll do it missen Yer flummoxed. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Fair t' middlin, this is. Aye up lass. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye up lass. Put wood inth 'ole, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Tha meks a better door than a winder. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! You're in luck m'boy!