Yorkshire Ipsum
Aye up lass
Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I'll do it missen Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Do I 'eckers like, Just nipping t' lavvy. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. He's a wrong'un like, Aye up lass. Yer flummoxed. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer flummoxed. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Fair t' middlin, this is.
Fair t' middlin, this is. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Ee bye ecky thump! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Put wood inth 'ole, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Put it on t'table.
Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. He's a wrong'un like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
I'll do it missen I'll do it missen Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ee bye ecky thump! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Put it on t'table Aye up lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. He's a wrong'un like, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler.
Were ya born in a barn, lad? Just nipping t' lavvy. You're in luck m'boy! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. How do? Eeh by gum, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. If in doubt-do nowt! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. You're in luck m'boy! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Just nipping t' lavvy. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Yer flummoxed. Put wood inth 'ole, Ee bye ecky thump! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Do I 'eckers like.