Yorkshire Ipsum
I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
Aye up lass. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'll do it missen Just nipping t' lavvy. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass.
I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ee bye ecky thump! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. He's a wrong'un like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha meks a better door than a winder. He's a wrong'un like, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! If in doubt-do nowt! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. If in doubt-do nowt! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Ee bye ecky thump! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Just nipping t' lavvy. Just nipping t' lavvy. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I'll do it missen Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! How do? Eeh by gum, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha meks a better door than a winder.
Fair t' middlin, this is. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Yer flummoxed. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ee bye ecky thump! He's a wrong'un like, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like, Just nipping t' lavvy. Fair t' middlin, this is. Ee bye ecky thump! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Fair t' middlin, this is. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye up lass. Ee bye ecky thump! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet.
Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Put wood inth 'ole, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Put it on t'table Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. How do? Eeh by gum.