Golf Ipsum
Phoenix
Tee off Good break! Plugged lie in the bunker Out of frustration Mind where the divot lands! Tom Watson For packing in golf Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Time to buy some new clubs Win the Green Jacket Completely missed the ball, oops! 3-iron comes out, Visit the golf range, And swing. And swing. Hit it as hard as you can Top your tee shot, Hole in One! Use your Lob Wedge And swing.
Gary Player Open stance Waggle your hips and swing Texas Wedge Carrying your clubs Score an albatross 3-iron comes out, To distract your opponent Ostrich Brassie Mashie You need more lessons! Swing quickly, Aiming for the groundsman Start your backswing, take it slow. Splash shot Lose your putter, forced to go home. You need more lessons! A scratch golfer, Tiger Woods Texas Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Making a lot of noise Begin the front nine holes, Tee off Feeling happy now, At St. Andrews, You got the yips Swear at the Captain and get banned.
Open clubface Cleek Your ball hits the Captain, To buy a drink for The 19th Hole. Roll around on the ground laughing, Open stance Splash shot Looking for a new angle of attack A scratch golfer, Carrying your clubs Reading the green, Out of frustration Steady footwork Pitching Wedge Fried egg Swing quickly, Texas Wedge And good luck! And lose your mind, That's a floater.
Losing your ball in the rough, Waggle your hips and swing Chip and run Score an albatross That's a floater. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Feeling happy now, Losing your ball in the rough, And your caddie gets cross. Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for "Get in the hole!" The 19th Hole. Spoon Pitching Wedge Tiger Woods Tee off And snap your club in half. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.
Weak grip Top your tee shot, To buy a drink for Cheating on the next hole Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At Augusta National Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Jigger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To distract your opponent Roll around on the ground laughing, A scratch golfer, And snap your club in half. Arnold Palmer That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. Act your age and not like a pro. Ostrich Completely missed the ball, oops!