Golf Ipsum

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Phil Mickelson

A controlled draw Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For getting banned from the course. Score a birdie Ben Hogan Chip and run Act your age and not like a pro. Completely missed the ball, oops! Roll around on the ground laughing, Condor A controlled draw Roll around on the ground laughing, Hole in One! And shank it. Carrying your clubs Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, Run down the fairway shouting.

Texas Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Niblick Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Good break! Out of anger Arnold Palmer Open clubface.

Pushed to the right Carrying your clubs Making a lot of noise Tearing up a scorecard Score a birdie Swing quickly, Use your Lob Wedge.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Taking a practise swing, And your caddie gets cross. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Looking for a new angle of attack A gentle fade Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! Hit it as hard as you can Good break!

You got the yips At Augusta National Jack Nicklaus Run down the fairway shouting At St. Andrews, The 19th Hole. Use your Lob Wedge A scratch golfer, Better luck next time! Walking over the putting green. That's a big hook Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Open stance Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dancing on the practise ground. Walking over the putting green. Duck hook! Get thrown off the course Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Condor Long irons Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Struck by lightning That's a floater. Struck by lightning Gary Player A controlled draw.