Golf Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs: Include title?

Swear at the Captain and get banned

Open clubface Run down the fairway shouting Open stance Run down the fairway shouting Steady footwork Fluffy lie And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Good break! Feeling happy now, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pitching Wedge While drinking beer Ostrich Tom Watson Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tiger Woods Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And lose your mind, Act your age and not like a pro.

Weak grip Cleek And your caddie gets cross. Open stance Score a bogey Jack Nicklaus Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Chip and run Out of frustration You deserve a mulligan. Ben Hogan Begin the front nine holes, For getting banned from the course. Arnold Palmer Get your 5 wood "Get in the hole!" Aiming for the groundsman.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Score an albatross Tearing up a scorecard Good break! Spoon Mind where the divot lands! Taking a practise swing, Plugged lie in the bunker And snap your club in half. Phoenix Reading the green, Brassie Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big slice Taking a practise swing, Swing quickly, Reading the green, And getting annoyed Pull out the driver and.... Cleek.

At the Clubhouse, That's a gimme. Reading the green, Swing quickly, That's a gimme. Ben Hogan Rub of the green Score a bogey Pull out your 3-wood and.... Use your Lob Wedge.

And shank it. Ben Hogan Feeling happy now, Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mind where the divot lands! Pitching Wedge Phoenix Swing quickly, To buy a drink for And shank it. Out of anger Good rhythm Top your tee shot, Get your 5 wood You got the yips And swing. Looking for a new angle of attack Start your backswing, take it slow. Cleek A gentle fade Get your 5 wood Your ball hits the Captain, Tiger Woods Using your putter to plumb-bob, And shank it.