Golf Ipsum

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And snap your club in half

And swing. Act your age and not like a pro. Chip in That's a big slice Score a bogey While drinking beer Spoon To buy a drink for And swing. And getting annoyed Swing quickly, Gary Player Plugged lie in the bunker Spoon Begin the back nine holes.

For packing in golf Take a mulligan, Begin the back nine holes, And good luck! A controlled draw Walking over the putting green. And good luck!

Begin the front nine holes, That's a gimme. Condor Out of anger The 19th Hole. Use your Lob Wedge Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, For getting banned from the course. And your caddie gets cross. Duck hook! Visit the golf range, Pushed to the right Long irons Phoenix.

Niblick Get thrown off the course Mind where the divot lands! Spoon Take a mulligan, Fried egg Aiming for the groundsman While heckling your opponent, Duck hook! Short irons Score an eagle Tom Watson And snap your club in half. Walking over the putting green. Hole in One! Hit it as hard as you can Pull out the driver and.... Thinking your at Sunningdale A scratch golfer, Duck hook!

Tiger Woods Texas Wedge Mashie Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Phil Mickelson Making a lot of noise Get your 5 wood "Get in the hole!" Reading the green, Weak grip Swing quickly, And your caddie gets cross.