Golf Ipsum

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Looking for a new angle of attack

Begin the front nine holes, Phil Mickelson Chip in Top your tee shot, Gary Player.

Struck by lightning To buy a drink for Texas Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Tiger Woods Phoenix Score a par Pull out the driver and.... The 19th Hole. Fried egg Brassie Visit the golf range, That's a big hook Chip in Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Roll around on the ground laughing, For getting banned from the course. Long irons.

You need more lessons! Waggle your hips and swing While heckling your opponent, While drinking beer Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Tom Watson To buy a drink for Pretend nothing just happened and smile. While drinking beer While drinking beer "Get in the hole!".

Ostrich And your caddie gets cross. And swing. Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Texas Wedge Fluffy lie Score a par At St. Andrews, Completely missed the ball, oops! Arnold Palmer To buy a drink for Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Pulled to the left.

Feeling happy now, Pull out your 3-wood and.... That's a big hook Good rhythm Jigger.