Golf Ipsum
Score an eagle
Thinking your at Sunningdale You got the yips Run down the fairway shouting Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning You need more lessons! Spoon Swing quickly, Completely missed the ball, oops! Condor Rub of the green Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for You skied it! That's a big hook Rub of the green Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Struck by lightning To distract your opponent Condor Top your tee shot, And swing. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Long irons.
And swing. Cheating on the next hole Roll around on the ground laughing, To distract your opponent Hit it as hard as you can At St. Andrews, Begin the back nine holes, Weak grip Arnold Palmer Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops! Better luck next time! Score a par Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson Good rhythm Swing quickly, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pushed to the right Jigger Aiming for the groundsman Niblick Begin the front nine holes, Cleek Weak grip Weak grip Better luck next time!
Score a double bogey Score a bogey Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Better luck next time! Tiger Woods You skied it! Niblick Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Texas Wedge Begin the front nine holes, And shank it. Hole in One! Ostrich Hit it as hard as you can Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson.
The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right Mashie Gary Player Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Win the Green Jacket Cleek Good rhythm Brassie Feeling happy now, Score an albatross Chip in Arnold Palmer That's a big slice Tom Watson Steady footwork Feeling happy now, The 19th Hole. Waggle your hips and swing A controlled draw Mashie Thinking your at Sunningdale Arnold Palmer Mashie Waggle your hips and swing Jigger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To distract your opponent.
That's a floater. Score a bogey Making a lot of noise Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Act your age and not like a pro. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Top your tee shot, Taking a practise swing, Visit the golf range, A scratch golfer, Score a par Ostrich Pushed to the right That's a big slice Making a lot of noise Run down the fairway shouting Pretend nothing just happened and smile. For getting banned from the course. Fried egg Swing quickly, Get thrown off the course Get a new Sand Iron.