Golf Ipsum

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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste

At Augusta National Jack Nicklaus Cleek Chip in Score a double bogey Take a mulligan, For packing in golf Tiger Woods Score an eagle And your caddie gets cross. Score a par.

A gentle fade Begin the front nine holes, 3-iron comes out, 3-iron comes out, 3-iron comes out.

Tiger Woods Good rhythm Good rhythm Rub of the green Gary Player You skied it! That's a gimme. Brassie Good rhythm.

Fried egg You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw Cheating on the next hole Reading the green, You need more lessons! Short irons Lose your putter, forced to go home. Mind where the divot lands! Pulled to the left.

Take a mulligan, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor Act your age and not like a pro. Begin the front nine holes, Cheating on the next hole While heckling your opponent, Visit the golf range, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Good rhythm Get a new Sand Iron Fried egg Niblick Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Reading the green, Taking a practise swing, Phil Mickelson Struck by lightning Start your backswing, take it slow. Weak grip Hole in One! Mind where the divot lands! Open clubface.