Golf Ipsum

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Long irons

Act your age and not like a pro. That's a gimme. And swing. While heckling your opponent, Fluffy lie That's a floater. And good luck! A controlled draw Texas Wedge Weak grip Jigger While drinking beer Brassie And good luck! Jack Nicklaus Texas Wedge Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons For packing in golf Pitching Wedge Taking a practise swing, Tom Watson Brassie.

A scratch golfer, Open stance Aiming for the groundsman Walking over the putting green. Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the back nine holes, Top your tee shot, Score a bogey Rub of the green Completely missed the ball, oops! Dancing on the practise ground. Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips Ostrich And your caddie gets cross. While drinking beer For getting banned from the course. Spoon And shank it.

And getting annoyed Aiming for the groundsman Chip and run Good rhythm Rub of the green Score a par Pushed to the right Phoenix Phil Mickelson Run down the fairway shouting Completely missed the ball, oops! Tiger Woods Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a big hook You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Score an albatross Making a lot of noise Losing your ball in the rough, Chip in Walking over the putting green. Pull out the driver and....

Pulled to the left Tom Watson And swing. Score a bogey Get thrown off the course You skied it! Pull out the driver and.... Hole in One! Mashie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Time to buy some new clubs Feeling happy now, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dancing on the practise ground.

Niblick Pull out your 3-wood and.... Plugged lie in the bunker To buy a drink for Carrying your clubs Pulled to the left Out of frustration Cheating on the next hole And shank it. For packing in golf You deserve a mulligan. Feeling happy now, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning Steady footwork Swing quickly, And getting annoyed Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Aiming for the groundsman Visit the golf range.