Golf Ipsum
Pull out the driver and...
And your caddie gets cross. And lose your mind, Condor Plugged lie in the bunker Score a birdie Tiger Woods Long irons Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Roll around on the ground laughing, Plugged lie in the bunker Score a bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ostrich Tom Watson Good rhythm Gary Player Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Splash shot Act your age and not like a pro. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mind where the divot lands! Out of frustration Take a mulligan, Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs 3-iron comes out, To distract your opponent.
Waggle your hips and swing That's a big slice Short irons Weak grip Phoenix Tiger Woods Reading the green, Open stance Jack Nicklaus Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.
Open clubface Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big hook Ben Hogan To distract your opponent And good luck! Fried egg Splash shot 3-iron comes out, Carrying your clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Top your tee shot, Long irons Better luck next time! And snap your club in half. Duck hook! Get your 5 wood Shouting Fore as loud as you can. While heckling your opponent.
Score a birdie Completely missed the ball, oops! Time to buy some new clubs Dancing on the practise ground. Good break! Cheating on the next hole Pull out your 3-wood and.... To distract your opponent You got the yips At the Clubhouse, 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Long irons Hole in One! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. Brassie Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
Score a bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Waggle your hips and swing Completely missed the ball, oops! Tee off That's a gimme. Get thrown off the course Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course Weak grip Score a birdie Duck hook! Score a par Rub of the green Carrying your clubs.