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Tearing up a scorecard To distract your opponent Score a double bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Gary Player Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get a new Sand Iron For getting banned from the course. You need more lessons! Splash shot Lose your putter, forced to go home. Looking for a new angle of attack 3-iron comes out, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Making a lot of noise To buy a drink for Score a double bogey Mind where the divot lands! While heckling your opponent.

And lose your mind, You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. Condor Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get your 5 wood Pitching Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork And swing. "Get in the hole!" Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard A controlled draw Spoon You deserve a mulligan. That's a floater.

Duck hook! And your caddie gets cross. Waggle your hips and swing Ostrich Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. And good luck! Tom Watson Swing quickly, Walking over the putting green. Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Cheating on the next hole Cheating on the next hole A gentle fade Cleek Hole in One! Tearing up a scorecard Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. A scratch golfer, Aiming for the groundsman Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out the driver and.... Looking for a new angle of attack While heckling your opponent.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Open stance That's a gimme. Hit it as hard as you can Tearing up a scorecard And good luck! Carrying your clubs Gary Player Completely missed the ball, oops! Act your age and not like a pro. Walking over the putting green.

That's a gimme. Time to buy some new clubs Arnold Palmer To distract your opponent At Augusta National Duck hook! Walking over the putting green. You skied it! You deserve a mulligan. Looking for a new angle of attack To distract your opponent.