Golf Ipsum
Score an albatross
Swing quickly, Thinking your at Sunningdale You skied it! A scratch golfer, Arnold Palmer Mind where the divot lands! That's a big hook Score an eagle Begin the front nine holes, Score a bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale Pulled to the left Tearing up a scorecard Texas Wedge Start your backswing, take it slow. Phoenix Open stance Pull out the driver and.... Spoon Start your backswing, take it slow. Plugged lie in the bunker Cheating on the next hole Tee off Open clubface Time to buy some new clubs Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Act your age and not like a pro. Fluffy lie Top your tee shot.
Fried egg Begin the front nine holes, And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise While heckling your opponent, Duck hook! Cleek Jigger Hit it as hard as you can Short irons Tiger Woods Weak grip That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Jigger Out of frustration Open clubface Hole in One!
Niblick Get a new Sand Iron Ben Hogan Steady footwork Ostrich Good rhythm And good luck! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. At the Clubhouse, Score an albatross That's a big hook Score a birdie Score a bogey Taking a practise swing, And your caddie gets cross. And lose your mind, Begin the front nine holes, Run down the fairway shouting Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run And snap your club in half. Jack Nicklaus Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick And swing.
Out of anger Pull out your 3-wood and.... Act your age and not like a pro. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods Thinking your at Sunningdale Fluffy lie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And lose your mind, Cleek Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration Take a mulligan, You got the yips That's a big slice Splash shot And getting annoyed At Augusta National Brassie Looking for a new angle of attack Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Hole in One! Cleek.
Chip in Good break! You got the yips While heckling your opponent, Fluffy lie Better luck next time! Condor Weak grip Pull out your 3-wood and.... And lose your mind, And snap your club in half. Pitching Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get thrown off the course Feeling happy now, Jack Nicklaus Niblick Hit it as hard as you can Win the Green Jacket Gary Player "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Hole in One! At St. Andrews, Cheating on the next hole Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Walking over the putting green.