Golf Ipsum

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At the Clubhouse

That's a big slice Losing your ball in the rough, And lose your mind, Tee off That's a floater. Short irons Better luck next time! Waggle your hips and swing A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Pulled to the left Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Plugged lie in the bunker Reading the green, Gary Player You need more lessons! Condor Score a par Begin the back nine holes.

Top your tee shot, Swing quickly, Roll around on the ground laughing, Run down the fairway shouting Good break! Score a bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Jigger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. To buy a drink for You skied it! Thinking your at Sunningdale Open clubface.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tiger Woods Cheating on the next hole Win the Green Jacket Jack Nicklaus.

Splash shot Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Struck by lightning And getting annoyed.