Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

Struck by lightning Act your age and not like a pro. You deserve a mulligan. Fried egg Mashie Walking over the putting green. Hit it as hard as you can At Augusta National Spoon Making a lot of noise And swing. Out of frustration.

That's a floater. A gentle fade Phil Mickelson Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Taking a practise swing, Out of anger Score a bogey Carrying your clubs Dancing on the practise ground.

Weak grip Long irons Cleek Tom Watson Good rhythm Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get a new Sand Iron For getting banned from the course. Jigger Rub of the green The 19th Hole. Hit it as hard as you can Score a birdie Phoenix Feeling happy now, Feeling happy now, Cleek Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tee off Duck hook! Taking a practise swing, And snap your club in half. Jack Nicklaus.

Walking over the putting green. Ostrich Your ball hits the Captain, Texas Wedge And good luck! A gentle fade 3-iron comes out, Pushed to the right Mind where the divot lands! Texas Wedge To distract your opponent Swing quickly, Score a birdie Take a mulligan.

Act your age and not like a pro. The 19th Hole. Aiming for the groundsman Take a mulligan, Short irons Steady footwork Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Weak grip Score a par Pull out the driver and.... To distract your opponent Carrying your clubs Get a new Sand Iron Phoenix Phil Mickelson That's a gimme. For packing in golf The 19th Hole. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Feeling happy now, A controlled draw Open stance Tearing up a scorecard The 19th Hole.