Golf Ipsum
Swear at the Captain and get banned
Using your putter to plumb-bob, Better luck next time! Hit it as hard as you can Ben Hogan Pushed to the right While heckling your opponent, Score a par Pulled to the left Arnold Palmer Looking for a new angle of attack Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Long irons And getting annoyed Duck hook! Rub of the green That's a floater.
Jack Nicklaus For getting banned from the course. For getting banned from the course. Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Duck hook! Out of anger You skied it! Condor Pitch and run Reading the green, Hole in One! Niblick Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Hit it as hard as you can Rub of the green Feeling happy now, Score a double bogey And getting annoyed Duck hook!
To buy a drink for Get a new Sand Iron Score an albatross Rub of the green And lose your mind, Top your tee shot, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fried egg Score a double bogey Fluffy lie Pull out the driver and.... Win the Green Jacket Gary Player Phoenix Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow.
Phil Mickelson Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. Get your 5 wood Rub of the green For packing in golf Take a mulligan, Spoon The 19th Hole. Chip and run That's a big hook Better luck next time! And snap your club in half. Aiming for the groundsman Long irons Aiming for the groundsman You deserve a mulligan. Walking over the putting green. Score a double bogey At St. Andrews.
Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting Weak grip Score a birdie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pitch and run Making a lot of noise Splash shot Take a mulligan, While drinking beer Walking over the putting green. And good luck! Begin the back nine holes, That's a gimme. Hit it as hard as you can Short irons That's a gimme. Score a birdie Act your age and not like a pro. That's a gimme. And shank it. Hit it as hard as you can Short irons While heckling your opponent, 3-iron comes out.