Golf Ipsum
Reading the green
And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, Time to buy some new clubs Chip in Jack Nicklaus At the Clubhouse, A scratch golfer, Long irons Cheating on the next hole You skied it! Brassie Better luck next time! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Feeling happy now, Score an albatross Taking a practise swing, Feeling happy now, Open stance Pushed to the right Pitch and run Chip in A gentle fade For packing in golf.
You need more lessons! Condor Condor Jack Nicklaus And swing. Walking over the putting green. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Use your Lob Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Begin the front nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Open clubface Score a bogey Walking over the putting green. That's a floater. For packing in golf And lose your mind, And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Mind where the divot lands! Score an albatross Waggle your hips and swing You deserve a mulligan. Visit the golf range.
At the Clubhouse, Aiming for the groundsman Your ball hits the Captain, Chip in Pitching Wedge At St. Andrews, That's a big slice Aiming for the groundsman Making a lot of noise "Get in the hole!" Long irons Open stance Score an albatross You got the yips.
Weak grip Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, At St. Andrews, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get thrown off the course Chip and run Tom Watson Feeling happy now, Mashie Score a bogey Condor You deserve a mulligan. Open clubface Tiger Woods Niblick Tearing up a scorecard Begin the back nine holes, Score a bogey Visit the golf range, Score a double bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Score a birdie Act your age and not like a pro. Run down the fairway shouting Cheating on the next hole For getting banned from the course. Out of frustration.
Use your Lob Wedge Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, For getting banned from the course.