Golf Ipsum

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You got the yips

Weak grip Taking a practise swing, Get thrown off the course Cleek At the Clubhouse, Spoon While heckling your opponent, Dancing on the practise ground. To distract your opponent.

Get thrown off the course Texas Wedge Take a mulligan, Ben Hogan A controlled draw Good break! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hit it as hard as you can Score a par Arnold Palmer Score an albatross Fluffy lie Splash shot.

Niblick While drinking beer Texas Wedge Reading the green, And snap your club in half. Texas Wedge Score a par For getting banned from the course. Condor Reading the green, Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a gimme.

At the Clubhouse, Duck hook! Use your Lob Wedge Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard And swing. Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Gary Player And snap your club in half. Phoenix Roll around on the ground laughing.

Score a par Pushed to the right Hole in One! That's a big hook Get your 5 wood Out of frustration Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson Ben Hogan Score a bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale Walking over the putting green. Ostrich Pitch and run Short irons.