Golf Ipsum

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Dancing on the practise ground

Good rhythm You deserve a mulligan. Swing quickly, Out of anger And swing. And snap your club in half. Short irons You skied it! Dancing on the practise ground.

Fluffy lie Score an albatross Score a birdie Chip in Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. Chip and run Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, For packing in golf Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent Duck hook! Weak grip Score an eagle Hole in One!

To buy a drink for And swing. Swing quickly, Out of anger Weak grip Fluffy lie And getting annoyed A gentle fade Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman Short irons Walking over the putting green. Tom Watson Short irons Looking for a new angle of attack.

And good luck! At Augusta National Spoon Ostrich That's a big slice Mashie That's a floater. Phil Mickelson Use your Lob Wedge And lose your mind, Hit it as hard as you can Score a par That's a big slice Pulled to the left Struck by lightning Duck hook! Feeling happy now, Tee off Condor Texas Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Ben Hogan Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker That's a gimme. Struck by lightning.

Out of frustration Carrying your clubs That's a floater. Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half.