Golf Ipsum
Rub of the green
Begin the back nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Top your tee shot, You need more lessons! A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard Rub of the green Get thrown off the course Tom Watson Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phoenix And good luck! Spoon That's a gimme. Mind where the divot lands! And swing. Hole in One! Waggle your hips and swing To distract your opponent Tom Watson Mashie Get thrown off the course Get a new Sand Iron Gary Player Ben Hogan Out of frustration.
Aiming for the groundsman Reading the green, And getting annoyed Pulled to the left A controlled draw Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Looking for a new angle of attack To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, A gentle fade And getting annoyed Long irons At St. Andrews, And getting annoyed Weak grip Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.
Spoon Good break! Tee off Tiger Woods That's a floater.
Texas Wedge Making a lot of noise Top your tee shot, And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Hit it as hard as you can You skied it! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Act your age and not like a pro. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. While drinking beer Waggle your hips and swing Ben Hogan And snap your club in half. Pull out the driver and.... Taking a practise swing, While heckling your opponent, Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a birdie Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan. Pulled to the left At Augusta National A scratch golfer, Cheating on the next hole Get a new Sand Iron Get a new Sand Iron.
A scratch golfer, Losing your ball in the rough, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Short irons Long irons Texas Wedge And swing. For packing in golf Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Use your Lob Wedge Out of anger And your caddie gets cross. To buy a drink for That's a big hook Struck by lightning Using your putter to plumb-bob.