Golf Ipsum

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Swear at the Captain and get banned

You skied it! Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Splash shot Out of frustration Score an albatross Top your tee shot, Feeling happy now, Score a bogey Good break! You got the yips Fluffy lie Completely missed the ball, oops! Spoon Better luck next time! Looking for a new angle of attack "Get in the hole!" Rub of the green Use your Lob Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Score an eagle.

Get your 5 wood Get your 5 wood Use your Lob Wedge Get a new Sand Iron "Get in the hole!" Pitching Wedge Use your Lob Wedge That's a big slice Condor Tee off Score a bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hit it as hard as you can And good luck! Completely missed the ball, oops! Better luck next time! And shank it. A controlled draw.

Time to buy some new clubs Phoenix At St. Andrews, Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, Feeling happy now, You skied it! Duck hook! Rub of the green For packing in golf Plugged lie in the bunker Score a double bogey Steady footwork Texas Wedge Pulled to the left Out of frustration Pulled to the left Rub of the green The 19th Hole. Swing quickly, Niblick.

Struck by lightning You got the yips Good break! Spoon Jack Nicklaus Good break! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Jigger Making a lot of noise Rub of the green Gary Player While heckling your opponent.

Looking for a new angle of attack Lose your putter, forced to go home. A controlled draw You need more lessons! Fluffy lie Jigger Out of frustration Pitch and run Reading the green, And getting annoyed Win the Green Jacket Tee off Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Walking over the putting green. Arnold Palmer The 19th Hole. Losing your ball in the rough, Tearing up a scorecard Completely missed the ball, oops! Swear at the Captain and get banned. To distract your opponent Struck by lightning While heckling your opponent, 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme.