Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!" Splash shot Gary Player Long irons Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" While heckling your opponent.

You deserve a mulligan. Long irons Pushed to the right Get thrown off the course Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a bogey Your ball hits the Captain, Struck by lightning Begin the back nine holes, Jigger Completely missed the ball, oops! Taking a practise swing, Mashie Niblick Tiger Woods Rub of the green Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Rub of the green Open clubface Begin the front nine holes.

Chip and run Tiger Woods Ben Hogan While drinking beer You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor Tom Watson A controlled draw Better luck next time! Pulled to the left.

Win the Green Jacket Condor While drinking beer Thinking your at Sunningdale Plugged lie in the bunker Run down the fairway shouting Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To buy a drink for Out of frustration Weak grip.

At the Clubhouse, While heckling your opponent, Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fluffy lie Top your tee shot, Condor And your caddie gets cross. Use your Lob Wedge Ben Hogan Pushed to the right For packing in golf You got the yips Ostrich Completely missed the ball, oops!