Golf Ipsum

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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste

Pulled to the left Phoenix A controlled draw Out of anger And getting annoyed Open clubface Ostrich At the Clubhouse, Your ball hits the Captain, Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise Ben Hogan For getting banned from the course.

That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. Good break! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tee off Run down the fairway shouting Tiger Woods Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Walking over the putting green. At Augusta National Score an albatross Start your backswing, take it slow. Jack Nicklaus Phoenix For packing in golf Phil Mickelson Niblick A gentle fade.

A scratch golfer, Arnold Palmer Steady footwork Carrying your clubs Aiming for the groundsman Spoon You skied it! Open stance For getting banned from the course. Cleek 3-iron comes out, Run down the fairway shouting Score a birdie That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Long irons At Augusta National Swear at the Captain and get banned.

You skied it! Thinking your at Sunningdale Thinking your at Sunningdale Good rhythm Act your age and not like a pro. Weak grip The 19th Hole. Looking for a new angle of attack At St. Andrews, Begin the front nine holes, Phil Mickelson Get a new Sand Iron Carrying your clubs And lose your mind, Waggle your hips and swing That's a big slice That's a floater. "Get in the hole!" While heckling your opponent, For getting banned from the course. The 19th Hole. Hole in One! To distract your opponent Rub of the green Use your Lob Wedge.

Pitching Wedge Gary Player Gary Player Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods Aiming for the groundsman Hole in One! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Splash shot Good rhythm Aiming for the groundsman.