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Long irons

Pitch and run Arnold Palmer Swear at the Captain and get banned. A scratch golfer, And snap your club in half. At St. Andrews, Steady footwork Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Making a lot of noise And lose your mind, A gentle fade Feeling happy now, And good luck! Condor Phil Mickelson Score a double bogey.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Act your age and not like a pro. Pushed to the right 3-iron comes out, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And lose your mind, Visit the golf range, Cleek The 19th Hole. Spoon Aiming for the groundsman You deserve a mulligan.

And your caddie gets cross. Open stance Run down the fairway shouting At Augusta National Out of frustration Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger Arnold Palmer Feeling happy now, Mashie Time to buy some new clubs Begin the front nine holes, Visit the golf range, You deserve a mulligan. Dancing on the practise ground. Completely missed the ball, oops! At Augusta National Better luck next time! Cheating on the next hole Pulled to the left Pushed to the right Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Gary Player Waggle your hips and swing.

Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix Cleek Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tom Watson Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger For getting banned from the course. Rub of the green And snap your club in half. That's a big hook Get a new Sand Iron Steady footwork Get a new Sand Iron Waggle your hips and swing Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Your ball hits the Captain.

Open stance Fluffy lie Arnold Palmer Weak grip Walking over the putting green. Rub of the green Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket.