Golf Ipsum

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And your caddie gets cross

And getting annoyed Pull out your 3-wood and.... Thinking your at Sunningdale Feeling happy now, Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent, And swing. Taking a practise swing, 3-iron comes out, "Get in the hole!" Niblick Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Condor Top your tee shot, Steady footwork That's a big hook And swing. Good break! You deserve a mulligan. While drinking beer Lose your putter, forced to go home. Feeling happy now.

Taking a practise swing, Losing your ball in the rough, Struck by lightning Open stance 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

Arnold Palmer Hole in One! Tee off Pulled to the left Jigger.

Hit it as hard as you can Score an eagle And getting annoyed At the Clubhouse, Chip and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Brassie Score a par Swear at the Captain and get banned. Making a lot of noise Cheating on the next hole To buy a drink for That's a big hook Swear at the Captain and get banned. Spoon.

Begin the back nine holes, Short irons Reading the green, That's a gimme. And good luck! Chip and run And getting annoyed Waggle your hips and swing Tee off Score an eagle Brassie Short irons Score a par Take a mulligan, And your caddie gets cross. And your caddie gets cross. Jigger You need more lessons! Chip in Your ball hits the Captain, Taking a practise swing, Taking a practise swing, Time to buy some new clubs Gary Player To distract your opponent Pitching Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get a new Sand Iron.