Golf Ipsum

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Aiming for the groundsman

Reading the green, Reading the green, That's a big hook Hole in One! Get thrown off the course And good luck! Good break! Making a lot of noise Tom Watson Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, Begin the back nine holes, Out of anger Use your Lob Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cheating on the next hole Chip in That's a floater. Time to buy some new clubs.

Pushed to the right Long irons Hit it as hard as you can Run down the fairway shouting Mind where the divot lands! And getting annoyed Cleek Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a birdie And snap your club in half. Using your putter to plumb-bob, To buy a drink for And getting annoyed And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes, Use your Lob Wedge At Augusta National Struck by lightning Top your tee shot.

And lose your mind, While heckling your opponent, To distract your opponent Texas Wedge Walking over the putting green. Fried egg Jack Nicklaus Fluffy lie Making a lot of noise Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs Time to buy some new clubs Tom Watson Brassie For getting banned from the course. Pulled to the left.

Spoon The 19th Hole. Dancing on the practise ground. Tom Watson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ostrich Out of frustration Use your Lob Wedge 3-iron comes out, Take a mulligan, Score a par Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cleek Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National You need more lessons! To buy a drink for A scratch golfer, Cleek Reading the green, And shank it. Short irons Cleek.

Mind where the divot lands! Tee off Roll around on the ground laughing, For getting banned from the course. And getting annoyed Open clubface At St. Andrews.