Golf Ipsum
Feeling happy now
Ostrich Open stance While heckling your opponent, That's a big slice Tiger Woods Score an eagle Pulled to the left Short irons Mind where the divot lands! Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, Hole in One! Score a bogey Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tom Watson Take a mulligan, Tearing up a scorecard You skied it! Losing your ball in the rough.
Struck by lightning While drinking beer Swing quickly, Better luck next time! Plugged lie in the bunker Duck hook! And lose your mind, Tee off And swing. And swing. Good break!
While heckling your opponent, Jack Nicklaus Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mind where the divot lands! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Fried egg Fried egg Chip and run Mashie A gentle fade Score a birdie Completely missed the ball, oops! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a floater. Your ball hits the Captain, Hit it as hard as you can Texas Wedge You need more lessons!
Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Start your backswing, take it slow. That's a big hook Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And lose your mind, Begin the back nine holes, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score a bogey Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip in 3-iron comes out.
Visit the golf range, Score a bogey Take a mulligan, A gentle fade Chip and run Dancing on the practise ground. And getting annoyed Reading the green, Score a par Reading the green, Mashie Time to buy some new clubs Making a lot of noise Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. Jigger To buy a drink for Out of anger Phoenix Aiming for the groundsman Lose your putter, forced to go home. Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of anger Tiger Woods Hit it as hard as you can Condor.