Golf Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs: Include title?

Jack Nicklaus

Start your backswing, take it slow. Out of frustration Good rhythm Win the Green Jacket Mashie Cleek Roll around on the ground laughing, Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitch and run Win the Green Jacket And swing. Start your backswing, take it slow. Your ball hits the Captain, Swing quickly, Struck by lightning Score a birdie Steady footwork A gentle fade Start your backswing, take it slow. Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Ostrich.

Take a mulligan, Gary Player Thinking your at Sunningdale Phoenix 3-iron comes out, While drinking beer Score a birdie A scratch golfer, Get a new Sand Iron Completely missed the ball, oops! Taking a practise swing, Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... You got the yips Hole in One! Score an albatross Jigger Pitch and run A gentle fade Tee off That's a big hook Use your Lob Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Score a double bogey Reading the green.

Time to buy some new clubs Rub of the green Brassie And lose your mind, Score a birdie And lose your mind, Better luck next time!

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mashie Score an eagle Get a new Sand Iron Run down the fairway shouting Chip in Fried egg Pull out your 3-wood and.... And good luck! And shank it. Pull out the driver and.... To distract your opponent That's a floater. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ostrich.

3-iron comes out, Using your putter to plumb-bob, A controlled draw A gentle fade Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a birdie That's a big hook Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Niblick That's a floater. Tee off A gentle fade Mashie Score an albatross Reading the green.