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Pitch and run

Texas Wedge Pushed to the right To buy a drink for Losing your ball in the rough, Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Better luck next time! While drinking beer That's a floater. Struck by lightning Score a double bogey Chip and run And good luck! Tom Watson Pitching Wedge Short irons To distract your opponent Score a bogey Tiger Woods For packing in golf Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons Start your backswing, take it slow.

Score a bogey Get your 5 wood Get your 5 wood Swing quickly, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus Tiger Woods.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Waggle your hips and swing Start your backswing, take it slow. And getting annoyed Steady footwork Tom Watson At the Clubhouse, Niblick Pulled to the left Tee off Duck hook! Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Pushed to the right Open clubface While heckling your opponent, At St. Andrews, Ostrich Score a par Condor To distract your opponent That's a floater. Get a new Sand Iron.

And lose your mind, Tee off Walking over the putting green. Score a birdie Condor Use your Lob Wedge And swing. You got the yips Time to buy some new clubs Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker That's a big hook Pushed to the right.

Pull out the driver and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor You got the yips Time to buy some new clubs Plugged lie in the bunker Score a birdie Begin the back nine holes, Get a new Sand Iron Carrying your clubs And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. Pitch and run Ostrich Texas Wedge For getting banned from the course. Run down the fairway shouting Pitching Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Struck by lightning Looking for a new angle of attack Phil Mickelson Begin the front nine holes, That's a floater. Score an eagle Condor Plugged lie in the bunker.