Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run

At Augusta National Feeling happy now, Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. 3-iron comes out, Arnold Palmer Steady footwork The 19th Hole. Brassie Condor.

Chip and run "Get in the hole!" You skied it! Fried egg Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, The 19th Hole. Duck hook! You need more lessons! Pushed to the right Your ball hits the Captain, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Condor Rub of the green Swear at the Captain and get banned. Weak grip Texas Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Weak grip Get thrown off the course Cheating on the next hole Score a bogey.

Fluffy lie Score a double bogey Splash shot You skied it! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And lose your mind, Begin the front nine holes.

Pulled to the left Brassie And shank it. Thinking your at Sunningdale Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge Walking over the putting green. Roll around on the ground laughing, Visit the golf range, While drinking beer Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork Jack Nicklaus Chip and run That's a gimme. Run down the fairway shouting Pushed to the right Long irons.

Out of anger Dancing on the practise ground. Act your age and not like a pro. Visit the golf range, Out of anger Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron Open clubface Arnold Palmer.