Golf Ipsum

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Score an eagle

Score an albatross Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a gimme. Gary Player Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Open clubface Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing, At Augusta National Chip in.

For packing in golf Taking a practise swing, And getting annoyed Get a new Sand Iron Completely missed the ball, oops! And snap your club in half. You need more lessons! Pushed to the right Begin the back nine holes, Win the Green Jacket Tearing up a scorecard Jigger While heckling your opponent, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, Lose your putter, forced to go home. And snap your club in half. Plugged lie in the bunker Reading the green, Fried egg Steady footwork.

Good rhythm That's a big slice Pull out the driver and.... Rub of the green The 19th Hole. Start your backswing, take it slow. 3-iron comes out, Chip in.

Tee off Win the Green Jacket Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. 3-iron comes out, "Get in the hole!" You got the yips Chip in Brassie.