Golf Ipsum

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At Augusta National

For packing in golf Good rhythm Act your age and not like a pro. And lose your mind, At the Clubhouse, Top your tee shot, Ben Hogan You deserve a mulligan. Better luck next time! Weak grip Score a bogey Good rhythm Phoenix A gentle fade And your caddie gets cross. Brassie.

At St. Andrews, Open stance Roll around on the ground laughing, And shank it. Phoenix Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pull out the driver and.... Reading the green, And lose your mind, Long irons Cheating on the next hole For packing in golf Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pitching Wedge And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, To distract your opponent Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Carrying your clubs.

Get a new Sand Iron Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a birdie That's a floater. Chip and run Chip in While heckling your opponent, Losing your ball in the rough, Swing quickly, Pull out your 3-wood and....

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, Your ball hits the Captain, Waggle your hips and swing.

Texas Wedge Act your age and not like a pro. Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a double bogey Score a par Long irons Tiger Woods Out of anger Score an eagle You got the yips Using your putter to plumb-bob, Losing your ball in the rough, Open clubface You need more lessons! You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger Score a double bogey Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, Chip and run Tee off Losing your ball in the rough, Pull out the driver and.... Splash shot Score a birdie.