Golf Ipsum

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At Augusta National

Roll around on the ground laughing, And lose your mind, Take a mulligan, Spoon To buy a drink for For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack Struck by lightning Get thrown off the course Start your backswing, take it slow. Get your 5 wood Plugged lie in the bunker Start your backswing, take it slow. Reading the green, Pitching Wedge Hole in One! A controlled draw Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Looking for a new angle of attack Gary Player Niblick Visit the golf range, Cleek Gary Player Out of frustration Using your putter to plumb-bob.

A controlled draw Thinking your at Sunningdale You got the yips Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You skied it!

Visit the golf range, Hit it as hard as you can Walking over the putting green. Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tiger Woods Swear at the Captain and get banned.

And lose your mind, Chip and run Weak grip Pushed to the right Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow. Better luck next time! Rub of the green Run down the fairway shouting That's a gimme. Phoenix Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix Time to buy some new clubs Jigger Good break!

Hole in One! Tom Watson Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Weak grip Arnold Palmer Chip and run Short irons Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, Long irons Waggle your hips and swing Shouting Fore as loud as you can. The 19th Hole. Better luck next time! And snap your club in half. Mind where the divot lands! You deserve a mulligan. Pushed to the right To distract your opponent Out of anger To distract your opponent Ben Hogan Losing your ball in the rough.