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Steady footwork

Walking over the putting green. Open clubface Fluffy lie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Out of anger The 19th Hole. Act your age and not like a pro. Spoon Cheating on the next hole Gary Player Walking over the putting green. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tiger Woods Hole in One! A controlled draw At St. Andrews.

For getting banned from the course. Score an albatross And snap your club in half. Tom Watson Pull out your 3-wood and.... While heckling your opponent, Steady footwork At Augusta National At the Clubhouse, Begin the back nine holes, Open clubface Thinking your at Sunningdale Jigger Good break! Spoon Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Making a lot of noise To buy a drink for Tee off And good luck! Waggle your hips and swing Score a birdie.

Score a par To distract your opponent And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket Spoon Visit the golf range, Cheating on the next hole Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman Splash shot And snap your club in half.

Begin the front nine holes, Looking for a new angle of attack Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Waggle your hips and swing Pushed to the right Score a par.

Pitch and run Texas Wedge Score a birdie And good luck! Carrying your clubs Top your tee shot, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Rub of the green.




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