Golf Ipsum
"Get in the hole!"
Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dancing on the practise ground. And shank it. Tee off Walking over the putting green. Struck by lightning Completely missed the ball, oops! Cheating on the next hole A controlled draw "Get in the hole!" Win the Green Jacket Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the front nine holes, Score an eagle And getting annoyed.
Carrying your clubs Use your Lob Wedge Steady footwork Score a par Chip in Jack Nicklaus Run down the fairway shouting Completely missed the ball, oops! Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right Score a birdie Struck by lightning Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson Condor Thinking your at Sunningdale Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... Good break!
For packing in golf Score a par Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get thrown off the course Phoenix Hole in One! Score an eagle Brassie Brassie Spoon Looking for a new angle of attack Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the front nine holes, Open stance Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cheating on the next hole Pitching Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, For packing in golf Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole To distract your opponent Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! Mind where the divot lands! And shank it. Ostrich.
Out of anger Get your 5 wood A gentle fade Chip in Fried egg You skied it! Use your Lob Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Begin the back nine holes, You got the yips "Get in the hole!" Swear at the Captain and get banned. Thinking your at Sunningdale Score an eagle Out of anger Score a double bogey "Get in the hole!" Making a lot of noise Score a bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get thrown off the course Time to buy some new clubs Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.
Good rhythm Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed Chip and run Aiming for the groundsman And your caddie gets cross. "Get in the hole!" Texas Wedge And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker Ben Hogan Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phil Mickelson Run down the fairway shouting Chip in Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left Pushed to the right Chip in Losing your ball in the rough, At St. Andrews.