Golf Ipsum
Walking over the putting green
At the Clubhouse, Tiger Woods At St. Andrews, Reading the green, You need more lessons!
Get a new Sand Iron Act your age and not like a pro. Walking over the putting green. And shank it. A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack Good rhythm Steady footwork Jigger A gentle fade Looking for a new angle of attack Win the Green Jacket For packing in golf That's a floater. Pitching Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Aiming for the groundsman To buy a drink for Making a lot of noise Jack Nicklaus Weak grip You deserve a mulligan. Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Chip and run Time to buy some new clubs Tee off Hole in One!
Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Struck by lightning And your caddie gets cross. Use your Lob Wedge Fried egg And getting annoyed.
Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Out of anger Score an albatross You need more lessons! Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, Tiger Woods Get thrown off the course Carrying your clubs Pitching Wedge Your ball hits the Captain, Chip and run Win the Green Jacket Spoon Jigger While heckling your opponent, Start your backswing, take it slow. Hit it as hard as you can Open stance Swing quickly, Completely missed the ball, oops! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Completely missed the ball, oops! Begin the front nine holes.
Using your putter to plumb-bob, Top your tee shot, A controlled draw You skied it! Pitch and run Carrying your clubs Time to buy some new clubs Tom Watson Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard Open clubface Carrying your clubs At Augusta National Losing your ball in the rough, That's a gimme. Open stance Good break! Cheating on the next hole Chip and run Open stance Texas Wedge Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket Gary Player.