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Pitching Wedge

Completely missed the ball, oops! Reading the green, Pitch and run Cleek Niblick Fried egg Reading the green, Rub of the green Tee off Better luck next time! Jigger Pushed to the right Ostrich And shank it. Splash shot Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, Start your backswing, take it slow. At Augusta National Hit it as hard as you can And your caddie gets cross. Win the Green Jacket Condor.

That's a big hook "Get in the hole!" Jack Nicklaus Score an eagle Score a birdie Tearing up a scorecard And getting annoyed Hole in One! That's a floater. Jack Nicklaus Get your 5 wood Brassie Arnold Palmer.

Score a double bogey Hit it as hard as you can Score an albatross Pulled to the left Top your tee shot, Good break! A gentle fade Run down the fairway shouting To buy a drink for And lose your mind, A scratch golfer, Jack Nicklaus To distract your opponent Phoenix Win the Green Jacket.

Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, Short irons Hit it as hard as you can Taking a practise swing.

Walking over the putting green. Score a birdie Tee off Score an eagle Score an albatross Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big slice Thinking your at Sunningdale For packing in golf Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" Arnold Palmer While drinking beer Phil Mickelson Pushed to the right Chip and run You skied it! Brassie Looking for a new angle of attack.