Golf Ipsum

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Lose your putter, forced to go home

Score a bogey Waggle your hips and swing Waggle your hips and swing Take a mulligan, Gary Player Score an albatross And getting annoyed Out of frustration Take a mulligan, "Get in the hole!" Looking for a new angle of attack Ben Hogan Use your Lob Wedge Pulled to the left Hole in One! Open stance At the Clubhouse, Dancing on the practise ground. A scratch golfer, Plugged lie in the bunker And snap your club in half. Take a mulligan, Good rhythm And your caddie gets cross. Take a mulligan.

At St. Andrews, Mind where the divot lands! Arnold Palmer Pushed to the right For packing in golf Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Texas Wedge And lose your mind, Texas Wedge Long irons Tom Watson Open clubface Fried egg And shank it. Chip and run Score a double bogey And your caddie gets cross.

Score a par Aiming for the groundsman Out of anger And shank it. Fried egg Cleek While drinking beer While drinking beer Looking for a new angle of attack Get a new Sand Iron Carrying your clubs Cheating on the next hole Carrying your clubs Your ball hits the Captain, You got the yips Mind where the divot lands! Tearing up a scorecard Score a bogey Aiming for the groundsman Waggle your hips and swing And swing. Taking a practise swing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. For packing in golf Gary Player Rub of the green Feeling happy now.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mind where the divot lands! At Augusta National Dancing on the practise ground. Pull out the driver and.... And good luck! Texas Wedge.

Short irons You got the yips A controlled draw That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes, Out of anger Rub of the green Making a lot of noise Using your putter to plumb-bob.