Golf Ipsum
A controlled draw
Aiming for the groundsman Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip and run Out of anger At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, The 19th Hole. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Top your tee shot, Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the front nine holes, Good break! Time to buy some new clubs Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed You deserve a mulligan. Start your backswing, take it slow. Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... Use your Lob Wedge The 19th Hole. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Texas Wedge And snap your club in half. And good luck!
A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A gentle fade Brassie "Get in the hole!" Pitching Wedge Top your tee shot, Long irons Run down the fairway shouting Good rhythm You got the yips Long irons Waggle your hips and swing Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Texas Wedge Chip in For packing in golf Begin the front nine holes, Chip and run Ostrich.
Cleek Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get your 5 wood You skied it! Ben Hogan You skied it! Making a lot of noise For packing in golf Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Top your tee shot, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tee off Score a birdie A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! A scratch golfer, Your ball hits the Captain, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Feeling happy now, Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left.
For getting banned from the course. Top your tee shot, Losing your ball in the rough, Time to buy some new clubs You got the yips Open clubface Tiger Woods Open stance Taking a practise swing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Time to buy some new clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. For getting banned from the course. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Better luck next time!
Score a double bogey Better luck next time! Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Gary Player Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pushed to the right You got the yips Arnold Palmer Reading the green, For packing in golf Dancing on the practise ground. Walking over the putting green. Out of frustration Lose your putter, forced to go home. 3-iron comes out, Pull out the driver and.... Act your age and not like a pro. Jigger A controlled draw For getting banned from the course. Score an eagle At St. Andrews, You skied it! Score a bogey.