Golf Ipsum
Hole in One!
You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jack Nicklaus Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pitch and run To distract your opponent Struck by lightning Pitching Wedge Cheating on the next hole Mashie Gary Player Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker Begin the front nine holes, And swing. Phoenix Score a birdie You deserve a mulligan. Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Looking for a new angle of attack Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A scratch golfer.
Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Fried egg Mashie Lose your putter, forced to go home. At Augusta National A gentle fade Fluffy lie Duck hook! Condor Begin the front nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs You got the yips Win the Green Jacket Roll around on the ground laughing, Reading the green, Jigger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phil Mickelson That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Arnold Palmer Carrying your clubs Arnold Palmer Jigger Your ball hits the Captain, Score a birdie.
Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Begin the back nine holes, Gary Player Cleek And snap your club in half. At Augusta National Walking over the putting green. And lose your mind, Score a par Brassie Short irons Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And good luck! While drinking beer Struck by lightning Jigger Swear at the Captain and get banned. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Arnold Palmer Score a double bogey At the Clubhouse, Get thrown off the course Pull out the driver and....
Good break! Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Better luck next time! Good rhythm Looking for a new angle of attack Spoon Out of anger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Reading the green, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
Score a par Duck hook! Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Arnold Palmer Jigger Struck by lightning Brassie Good rhythm Act your age and not like a pro. Dancing on the practise ground. You skied it! Open stance Taking a practise swing, Pitch and run Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix That's a big slice Reading the green, Open clubface Condor.