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Score a double bogey

Fried egg Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Weak grip Win the Green Jacket Arnold Palmer Mind where the divot lands! At St. Andrews, Struck by lightning Brassie Reading the green, Cleek A controlled draw Better luck next time! Mind where the divot lands! You got the yips Roll around on the ground laughing, And lose your mind, Use your Lob Wedge You deserve a mulligan.

Score a par Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pitch and run Aiming for the groundsman And your caddie gets cross. Pitch and run Jack Nicklaus Score a birdie Pulled to the left Top your tee shot, Top your tee shot, Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. And getting annoyed Score an albatross Score an albatross Taking a practise swing, Jigger Pitch and run Pulled to the left Good break! Good rhythm While drinking beer.

Weak grip Score an albatross Score a bogey Weak grip Struck by lightning Lose your putter, forced to go home. Win the Green Jacket Fried egg.

Steady footwork You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Steady footwork And good luck! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Short irons Cleek That's a big hook Begin the front nine holes, Good rhythm Walking over the putting green. Take a mulligan, Out of anger Open clubface At Augusta National Start your backswing, take it slow.

Score a bogey Score a par Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an albatross Steady footwork Spoon Ben Hogan Use your Lob Wedge Walking over the putting green. Jigger Waggle your hips and swing Score a bogey And good luck! Jigger And shank it. Get thrown off the course Pull out the driver and.... While heckling your opponent, For packing in golf Spoon Niblick Chip in Spoon Steady footwork Time to buy some new clubs And lose your mind, At St. Andrews, Take a mulligan, Win the Green Jacket.

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