Golf Ipsum

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And good luck!

Get a new Sand Iron Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an albatross Swing quickly, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Good break! For getting banned from the course. That's a big hook Losing your ball in the rough, Niblick Tee off Score an albatross Begin the back nine holes, Mashie Better luck next time! Ben Hogan Short irons Carrying your clubs For getting banned from the course.

Pulled to the left Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pitching Wedge That's a big slice For packing in golf That's a big hook Fried egg A controlled draw Ben Hogan Open stance At the Clubhouse, Pushed to the right For getting banned from the course. The 19th Hole. Run down the fairway shouting Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise.

Out of frustration Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Visit the golf range, Duck hook! That's a big hook That's a big slice Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And getting annoyed Thinking your at Sunningdale And good luck! "Get in the hole!" Texas Wedge You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Tee off For packing in golf You skied it! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a double bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pulled to the left.

Act your age and not like a pro. Making a lot of noise Run down the fairway shouting Begin the front nine holes, Jack Nicklaus Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. That's a big hook Mind where the divot lands! Better luck next time! While heckling your opponent, Completely missed the ball, oops! Use your Lob Wedge Jigger "Get in the hole!" Condor Chip and run Act your age and not like a pro. Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Chip and run Tee off Score a bogey Jigger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Dancing on the practise ground.