Golf Ipsum
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Better luck next time! Texas Wedge Spoon Hole in One! Score a par Tiger Woods Cleek Pulled to the left Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a double bogey Niblick Lose your putter, forced to go home. A controlled draw That's a big hook Texas Wedge Pitching Wedge Score a par Aiming for the groundsman Jack Nicklaus Visit the golf range, Time to buy some new clubs Swear at the Captain and get banned. Fried egg And lose your mind, Score a bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home.
Score an eagle Ostrich Your ball hits the Captain, Pushed to the right Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Short irons Long irons Pitching Wedge A gentle fade A controlled draw Aiming for the groundsman A scratch golfer, You deserve a mulligan. Tearing up a scorecard Pushed to the right Aiming for the groundsman Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Completely missed the ball, oops! At the Clubhouse, Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Get thrown off the course And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise.
You got the yips Open stance Waggle your hips and swing Feeling happy now, And your caddie gets cross. Swear at the Captain and get banned. And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Duck hook!
Your ball hits the Captain, Tiger Woods Score an eagle Making a lot of noise The 19th Hole. Chip and run Mind where the divot lands! For getting banned from the course. And lose your mind, Good break! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Roll around on the ground laughing, Arnold Palmer Completely missed the ball, oops! To buy a drink for That's a big slice Phoenix Duck hook!
Losing your ball in the rough, Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow. Reading the green, Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Open stance Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs Niblick Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, Short irons Making a lot of noise Cleek Open stance Score a double bogey At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pitch and run Cleek Better luck next time! Visit the golf range, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons.