Golf Ipsum

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That's a big slice

At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Good break! Niblick Open clubface At St. Andrews, While heckling your opponent, At the Clubhouse, "Get in the hole!".

Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips And getting annoyed Visit the golf range.

Ben Hogan Get a new Sand Iron Chip in Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A gentle fade Short irons Fried egg Looking for a new angle of attack Fluffy lie You skied it! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big hook Open stance Pitching Wedge For getting banned from the course. Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Your ball hits the Captain, That's a floater. At Augusta National Feeling happy now, While drinking beer A controlled draw.

Ostrich Start your backswing, take it slow. Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Aiming for the groundsman Roll around on the ground laughing, And good luck! A gentle fade Better luck next time! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Act your age and not like a pro. Win the Green Jacket Walking over the putting green. Gary Player Chip and run.

Use your Lob Wedge Chip in Condor Duck hook! Making a lot of noise That's a gimme. Feeling happy now, Open stance Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pushed to the right Start your backswing, take it slow. Weak grip Duck hook! Hole in One! Tom Watson Taking a practise swing, Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow.