Golf Ipsum

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Texas Wedge

Good break! Good break! Plugged lie in the bunker You deserve a mulligan. Dancing on the practise ground. A scratch golfer, Texas Wedge That's a floater. Splash shot Score a bogey For packing in golf Pitch and run Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf.

Run down the fairway shouting Splash shot Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cleek "Get in the hole!" Pitch and run Get a new Sand Iron Chip and run Phil Mickelson Weak grip Swing quickly.

Pulled to the left Tiger Woods Feeling happy now, You deserve a mulligan. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Good rhythm Phoenix At Augusta National A scratch golfer, Ostrich Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Completely missed the ball, oops! Hit it as hard as you can Score a double bogey Pull out the driver and....

At St. Andrews, Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf Begin the front nine holes, Tearing up a scorecard A gentle fade You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. And swing.

Chip and run That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson Jigger That's a big hook Out of anger Score a birdie At Augusta National Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For getting banned from the course. At the Clubhouse.