Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

Spoon Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Act your age and not like a pro. Visit the golf range, While drinking beer Tee off Feeling happy now, Plugged lie in the bunker To distract your opponent Get your 5 wood Ostrich Carrying your clubs And swing. Ben Hogan To buy a drink for That's a floater. And shank it. And good luck! A gentle fade Win the Green Jacket Gary Player Top your tee shot, You deserve a mulligan. Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a floater. Score an albatross That's a gimme. Thinking your at Sunningdale.

A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a birdie Steady footwork To buy a drink for While heckling your opponent, Niblick Tiger Woods Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus.

And swing. You need more lessons! You deserve a mulligan. Score a birdie Short irons And swing. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While drinking beer Tiger Woods You got the yips Struck by lightning You deserve a mulligan. You deserve a mulligan. Thinking your at Sunningdale And your caddie gets cross. And good luck! For packing in golf Gary Player That's a big hook Hole in One! That's a big hook Score a par Fluffy lie.

Condor Duck hook! Spoon Top your tee shot, Making a lot of noise Jack Nicklaus Looking for a new angle of attack Jack Nicklaus Feeling happy now, A scratch golfer, Mashie Score a birdie.

Taking a practise swing, Time to buy some new clubs Better luck next time! Time to buy some new clubs 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork Score a double bogey Jigger Phoenix Get thrown off the course Pitching Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big slice Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Time to buy some new clubs At the Clubhouse, "Get in the hole!" Aiming for the groundsman Chip in Score an albatross Chip and run Chip in Thinking your at Sunningdale Splash shot Begin the back nine holes.