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Carrying your clubs

For getting banned from the course. And getting annoyed Cheating on the next hole Better luck next time! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, And snap your club in half. Feeling happy now, Chip in Better luck next time! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hole in One! Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break! At St. Andrews, Feeling happy now, Take a mulligan, A scratch golfer, Completely missed the ball, oops! Steady footwork Gary Player Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Texas Wedge Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Niblick Pull out your 3-wood and.... Short irons At St. Andrews.

That's a floater. Waggle your hips and swing Making a lot of noise Ben Hogan You skied it! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Better luck next time! "Get in the hole!" That's a floater. Pushed to the right That's a big hook Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Thinking your at Sunningdale Fried egg And swing. You need more lessons! Tiger Woods Dancing on the practise ground. At St. Andrews, Hit it as hard as you can Start your backswing, take it slow. Time to buy some new clubs Spoon Better luck next time! Cleek Carrying your clubs.

Chip and run Score an eagle Run down the fairway shouting While heckling your opponent, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Hole in One! At Augusta National Top your tee shot, Pitch and run You deserve a mulligan. Long irons And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Begin the front nine holes, Rub of the green Time to buy some new clubs While drinking beer Making a lot of noise.

Gary Player Pulled to the left Use your Lob Wedge You skied it! You got the yips Dancing on the practise ground. A gentle fade Mashie Feeling happy now, And good luck! And your caddie gets cross. Score an albatross.