Golf Ipsum
Arnold Palmer
Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a gimme. Swing quickly, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. And swing. At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Swing quickly, Completely missed the ball, oops!
Score a par Making a lot of noise Score a double bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fried egg Struck by lightning You skied it! At Augusta National Pitch and run Weak grip While heckling your opponent, Losing your ball in the rough, Roll around on the ground laughing, Spoon Get thrown off the course Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro. A controlled draw Get a new Sand Iron Completely missed the ball, oops! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You deserve a mulligan.
Visit the golf range, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Feeling happy now, The 19th Hole. You skied it! Start your backswing, take it slow. That's a big slice Arnold Palmer At Augusta National Begin the back nine holes, You skied it! Making a lot of noise Niblick Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Fried egg Better luck next time! That's a big hook Fluffy lie Pulled to the left Taking a practise swing, Phil Mickelson Jigger To distract your opponent Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To buy a drink for And snap your club in half. Splash shot And swing.
Struck by lightning Completely missed the ball, oops! Making a lot of noise Duck hook! Splash shot Score an albatross Begin the back nine holes, Making a lot of noise Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting Get thrown off the course Ben Hogan Lose your putter, forced to go home. Weak grip Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pulled to the left You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! Steady footwork Losing your ball in the rough.
Fried egg Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Better luck next time! Fluffy lie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And your caddie gets cross. Cheating on the next hole Aiming for the groundsman Begin the front nine holes, Pitch and run And good luck! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. A gentle fade Weak grip To distract your opponent Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. Brassie Score a double bogey "Get in the hole!".