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Pushed to the right "Get in the hole!" Duck hook! Feeling happy now, Mind where the divot lands! Hole in One! Open clubface Cheating on the next hole Losing your ball in the rough, Fluffy lie While heckling your opponent, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. Spoon Run down the fairway shouting Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Out of frustration Taking a practise swing, Use your Lob Wedge At St. Andrews, Open stance.

Short irons Take a mulligan, Phoenix You need more lessons! And getting annoyed Begin the front nine holes, Run down the fairway shouting Spoon Top your tee shot, Struck by lightning Duck hook! At Augusta National "Get in the hole!" Score a birdie Mashie Score a double bogey For packing in golf Cleek Struck by lightning Cheating on the next hole Feeling happy now, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You got the yips To buy a drink for Hole in One! Chip in Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Open clubface Out of anger.

For packing in golf Spoon You skied it! A gentle fade Good rhythm Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score an albatross Jigger And getting annoyed While drinking beer Pull out the driver and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitching Wedge Out of frustration.

Condor For getting banned from the course. A scratch golfer, Score an eagle Steady footwork Run down the fairway shouting Fried egg You skied it! Walking over the putting green. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Arnold Palmer Use your Lob Wedge Short irons Phil Mickelson Pulled to the left Act your age and not like a pro. That's a floater. 3-iron comes out, Taking a practise swing, And swing. Rub of the green At Augusta National A gentle fade And getting annoyed Lose your putter, forced to go home.

That's a floater. Pulled to the left Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Fluffy lie Better luck next time! Pushed to the right Short irons And good luck! Reading the green.




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