Golf Ipsum

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Rub of the green

Ben Hogan Score a double bogey Visit the golf range, Looking for a new angle of attack Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Your ball hits the Captain, Time to buy some new clubs Looking for a new angle of attack Win the Green Jacket Rub of the green Hole in One! That's a big slice Tee off You need more lessons! A scratch golfer, Out of anger.

You skied it! Score a bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big slice You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Score an albatross Niblick That's a big hook Duck hook! Losing your ball in the rough, Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole Out of frustration Better luck next time! Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard And your caddie gets cross. Cleek Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pull out the driver and.... Act your age and not like a pro. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pulled to the left.

Splash shot Walking over the putting green. Walking over the putting green. Thinking your at Sunningdale Mashie Score a birdie Begin the front nine holes, Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Cleek Score a par Gary Player Begin the back nine holes, Open stance Get thrown off the course Walking over the putting green. Time to buy some new clubs And getting annoyed Gary Player Jack Nicklaus Looking for a new angle of attack.

Begin the front nine holes, Ostrich Ben Hogan Take a mulligan, Mind where the divot lands! Start your backswing, take it slow. Cheating on the next hole Score a par.

Tearing up a scorecard Reading the green, That's a gimme. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a gimme. You got the yips Plugged lie in the bunker Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Better luck next time! Out of frustration To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Score a birdie Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman Get your 5 wood To distract your opponent "Get in the hole!" Feeling happy now, A controlled draw The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for.