Golf Ipsum

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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Use your Lob Wedge And shank it. Win the Green Jacket Visit the golf range, Score an albatross That's a big slice Reading the green, Use your Lob Wedge Pull out your 3-wood and....

Take a mulligan, Swing quickly, Chip and run Open stance Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Act your age and not like a pro. Get thrown off the course Act your age and not like a pro. Tearing up a scorecard.

Phoenix At Augusta National Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse, Score a birdie Ostrich Open stance Weak grip Gary Player.

That's a floater. Tom Watson Spoon Mashie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. Phil Mickelson Completely missed the ball, oops! Your ball hits the Captain, Score a birdie Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Niblick Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket Score an albatross.

And shank it. Score a birdie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing, Taking a practise swing, 3-iron comes out, Pulled to the left Gary Player You skied it! Chip in Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left Swing quickly, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tearing up a scorecard At the Clubhouse, Steady footwork Swear at the Captain and get banned. Gary Player Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, Walking over the putting green.