Golf Ipsum

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Tee off

Ben Hogan Start your backswing, take it slow. Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a floater. Pull out the driver and.... Losing your ball in the rough, Score a par Score a double bogey Score a par.

While drinking beer And lose your mind, Phil Mickelson Your ball hits the Captain, You got the yips That's a gimme. Top your tee shot, Waggle your hips and swing Ostrich Begin the back nine holes, Score a bogey For getting banned from the course. And getting annoyed Fried egg Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Chip and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the front nine holes, Ben Hogan Hit it as hard as you can Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Weak grip Plugged lie in the bunker And swing. Score a double bogey Score a bogey Good break! Win the Green Jacket While heckling your opponent, That's a big slice Ostrich Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration You skied it! A gentle fade Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Jack Nicklaus Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jigger Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Steady footwork Score a bogey Top your tee shot, Brassie Score a par At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, Out of anger Ben Hogan Use your Lob Wedge.