Golf Ipsum

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Phoenix

Hole in One! And shank it. Score an albatross Dancing on the practise ground. Tee off.

Long irons And shank it. Taking a practise swing, Good rhythm You deserve a mulligan. Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing, Splash shot.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Brassie Open clubface Begin the front nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a big slice You got the yips Short irons Tee off That's a big hook And lose your mind, Out of frustration Splash shot Score a par And lose your mind, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Duck hook! Get your 5 wood Score an eagle.

Mashie Jack Nicklaus Plugged lie in the bunker That's a floater. Your ball hits the Captain, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Hole in One! A scratch golfer, Score a birdie Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman To distract your opponent Short irons Chip in Arnold Palmer Get thrown off the course Pitch and run Phil Mickelson Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left Get your 5 wood.

Pull out the driver and.... Gary Player Score an albatross Pushed to the right Ben Hogan Cleek Chip and run Duck hook! Steady footwork Jigger Weak grip Score a bogey For packing in golf Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Mashie To buy a drink for Carrying your clubs Fried egg.