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Win the Green Jacket

That's a big hook Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Spoon Pushed to the right And getting annoyed Chip and run While drinking beer.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And getting annoyed That's a big hook Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Open clubface Score a par Get a new Sand Iron Lose your putter, forced to go home. Use your Lob Wedge You skied it! Splash shot.

Out of frustration A controlled draw 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Losing your ball in the rough, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an albatross Phil Mickelson Begin the front nine holes, A scratch golfer, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. While drinking beer While heckling your opponent, Chip and run Taking a practise swing, Cheating on the next hole Rub of the green.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player While heckling your opponent, Win the Green Jacket Spoon And snap your club in half. Chip in Tom Watson Get a new Sand Iron Tee off At St. Andrews, You got the yips Pitching Wedge Mashie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Cheating on the next hole Jack Nicklaus.

Spoon Aiming for the groundsman Condor Ostrich And snap your club in half. Splash shot Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge Rub of the green Walking over the putting green.