Golf Ipsum
Use your Lob Wedge
At the Clubhouse, Tom Watson And swing. And swing. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, Weak grip Using your putter to plumb-bob, Plugged lie in the bunker Pull out the driver and.... That's a floater. A gentle fade Splash shot Win the Green Jacket You need more lessons! Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross Time to buy some new clubs Score an eagle You deserve a mulligan. Condor Aiming for the groundsman Making a lot of noise Walking over the putting green. Chip in Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough.
Pitching Wedge Tee off Ben Hogan That's a big slice Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed And getting annoyed Splash shot Swing quickly, Tiger Woods A controlled draw At Augusta National And snap your club in half. Walking over the putting green. While drinking beer Arnold Palmer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Completely missed the ball, oops! Visit the golf range, Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip and run.
Pitch and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork Spoon Pull out your 3-wood and.... While heckling your opponent, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Dancing on the practise ground. For packing in golf Tearing up a scorecard While drinking beer Pitching Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Your ball hits the Captain.
You got the yips Tee off You skied it! Tom Watson To buy a drink for Aiming for the groundsman Visit the golf range, Roll around on the ground laughing, While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green. Thinking your at Sunningdale Ostrich Score a double bogey Completely missed the ball, oops! Phil Mickelson Gary Player Open stance Score a par Tee off.
A gentle fade That's a floater. Take a mulligan, Cheating on the next hole That's a gimme. For packing in golf Swear at the Captain and get banned. Reading the green, At the Clubhouse, Waggle your hips and swing Long irons To distract your opponent Chip and run.