Golf Ipsum
Tearing up a scorecard
Jigger Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent Dancing on the practise ground. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitch and run You got the yips Pitching Wedge Phoenix Splash shot Ostrich Taking a practise swing, "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Cleek And your caddie gets cross. For packing in golf Carrying your clubs Splash shot.
You need more lessons! Brassie Thinking your at Sunningdale Open clubface Ben Hogan Completely missed the ball, oops! Splash shot Phoenix.
Aiming for the groundsman Open stance Tiger Woods For packing in golf Condor Fluffy lie Condor "Get in the hole!" Pretend nothing just happened and smile. To distract your opponent Waggle your hips and swing Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Cleek Chip in Pull out your 3-wood and.... Phil Mickelson 3-iron comes out, Ben Hogan That's a floater. Weak grip Use your Lob Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Get your 5 wood.
Good rhythm Dancing on the practise ground. Get your 5 wood Win the Green Jacket Long irons Jack Nicklaus Tearing up a scorecard Score an albatross Pushed to the right Losing your ball in the rough, Cheating on the next hole Pull out the driver and.... Tom Watson Completely missed the ball, oops! "Get in the hole!" Lose your putter, forced to go home. To buy a drink for Begin the front nine holes, At St. Andrews, Taking a practise swing, Jigger While heckling your opponent, To buy a drink for At the Clubhouse, Better luck next time!
You deserve a mulligan. You got the yips Good break! Thinking your at Sunningdale Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. To buy a drink for Looking for a new angle of attack That's a big hook Your ball hits the Captain, Struck by lightning Making a lot of noise "Get in the hole!" Feeling happy now, Tiger Woods Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! A controlled draw A controlled draw Spoon Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You need more lessons! Score an albatross Start your backswing, take it slow. Reading the green, Good rhythm Condor While heckling your opponent, Weak grip.