Golf Ipsum

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While heckling your opponent

Completely missed the ball, oops! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For packing in golf Ben Hogan Reading the green, Open clubface Plugged lie in the bunker.

Tee off Use your Lob Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Better luck next time! Swing quickly, Thinking your at Sunningdale Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Spoon Spoon Steady footwork While heckling your opponent, Open stance Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Hit it as hard as you can Mashie Dancing on the practise ground. Good break! Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big slice Dancing on the practise ground. Weak grip.

Pitching Wedge Chip and run Swing quickly, Spoon Carrying your clubs Walking over the putting green. At St. Andrews, Ostrich Jack Nicklaus Out of frustration Cheating on the next hole Waggle your hips and swing Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Jigger And lose your mind, Pull out the driver and.... Duck hook! Carrying your clubs Good break! Good break! Pitch and run Your ball hits the Captain, For packing in golf Your ball hits the Captain.

Tiger Woods 3-iron comes out, Duck hook! Better luck next time! The 19th Hole. Pull out the driver and.... Fluffy lie Get your 5 wood Jack Nicklaus And swing. That's a big hook To distract your opponent And swing. Swing quickly, Better luck next time! Looking for a new angle of attack Plugged lie in the bunker Time to buy some new clubs Fluffy lie Chip in Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.