Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, For packing in golf Steady footwork Taking a practise swing, Act your age and not like a pro. Fried egg Walking over the putting green. Jack Nicklaus Tearing up a scorecard At the Clubhouse, Begin the back nine holes.

Get thrown off the course Begin the front nine holes, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Short irons Weak grip Roll around on the ground laughing, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Your ball hits the Captain, Hole in One! Score an albatross Splash shot Out of anger And swing. Plugged lie in the bunker Plugged lie in the bunker Score a double bogey.

And your caddie gets cross. Completely missed the ball, oops! Tom Watson Score an albatross A controlled draw Carrying your clubs You got the yips Arnold Palmer At St. Andrews, Rub of the green And getting annoyed Texas Wedge That's a big slice Arnold Palmer Out of anger Gary Player The 19th Hole. Feeling happy now, Dancing on the practise ground. Pitching Wedge.

Out of anger Niblick Cleek And swing. Phil Mickelson Out of anger Tom Watson While heckling your opponent, And getting annoyed Jigger Feeling happy now, That's a gimme. Hit it as hard as you can.

Struck by lightning Mashie Act your age and not like a pro. Looking for a new angle of attack While heckling your opponent, Your ball hits the Captain, Losing your ball in the rough, Mashie At the Clubhouse, Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket Pull out your 3-wood and.... Open clubface That's a big hook Score a birdie Fried egg Losing your ball in the rough, Pulled to the left Score a par Better luck next time! Get your 5 wood Making a lot of noise.