Golf Ipsum

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That's a floater

Completely missed the ball, oops! Start your backswing, take it slow. Mind where the divot lands! Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big slice You deserve a mulligan. Chip and run Fluffy lie For getting banned from the course. Spoon Mashie Taking a practise swing.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Struck by lightning Tearing up a scorecard Roll around on the ground laughing, Tiger Woods Pulled to the left And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, "Get in the hole!" At the Clubhouse, At Augusta National Tiger Woods Get a new Sand Iron The 19th Hole. Run down the fairway shouting Waggle your hips and swing.

Dancing on the practise ground. Phil Mickelson And your caddie gets cross. "Get in the hole!" Pull out the driver and....

Ostrich Act your age and not like a pro. Chip and run Tee off Aiming for the groundsman And good luck! To buy a drink for That's a gimme. A gentle fade Begin the back nine holes, Carrying your clubs A scratch golfer, A controlled draw While drinking beer Pitching Wedge At Augusta National Jigger Pitch and run Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Gary Player Score a par Run down the fairway shouting While drinking beer Tiger Woods Condor.

A controlled draw Duck hook! Begin the back nine holes, While drinking beer Niblick Jigger Struck by lightning 3-iron comes out, Score a birdie "Get in the hole!" And getting annoyed Run down the fairway shouting The 19th Hole. Feeling happy now.