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Score an albatross

Carrying your clubs Using your putter to plumb-bob, Fluffy lie To buy a drink for You got the yips Hole in One! Jack Nicklaus Open stance To distract your opponent You deserve a mulligan. Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

You skied it! Aiming for the groundsman Texas Wedge Ben Hogan Swing quickly, Ben Hogan Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phil Mickelson Begin the front nine holes, Ostrich Top your tee shot, Swing quickly.

Score an albatross Feeling happy now, At the Clubhouse, Pull out your 3-wood and.... To distract your opponent Score a birdie And shank it. Good rhythm Pull out the driver and.... Score a par Texas Wedge While heckling your opponent, Run down the fairway shouting That's a floater. Arnold Palmer Phil Mickelson Reading the green, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ben Hogan Jigger.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Mashie Good rhythm Phoenix Arnold Palmer Looking for a new angle of attack Score an albatross At the Clubhouse, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip and run Open stance Better luck next time! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You skied it! A gentle fade At Augusta National Hit it as hard as you can Cheating on the next hole At Augusta National Reading the green, Run down the fairway shouting Score a double bogey Out of anger.

Phil Mickelson "Get in the hole!" The 19th Hole. Top your tee shot, 3-iron comes out, Score a double bogey Open clubface Losing your ball in the rough, That's a floater. Rub of the green Begin the back nine holes, Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Duck hook! A gentle fade For getting banned from the course.