Golf Ipsum
Making a lot of noise
That's a big slice Feeling happy now, Open stance Jack Nicklaus Niblick Act your age and not like a pro. Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Weak grip Use your Lob Wedge Get thrown off the course A gentle fade Looking for a new angle of attack Tee off Jack Nicklaus Pitching Wedge Hole in One! And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Take a mulligan, Tearing up a scorecard Act your age and not like a pro.
Jack Nicklaus Score a par That's a gimme. Score a double bogey Ostrich A controlled draw Making a lot of noise Run down the fairway shouting Good break! Walking over the putting green. That's a gimme. And good luck! Top your tee shot, Fried egg To buy a drink for Jack Nicklaus At the Clubhouse, Reading the green, Hole in One! Pull out the driver and.... Chip and run And shank it. Pushed to the right.
Mind where the divot lands! For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus Ben Hogan Cheating on the next hole Tom Watson Pitch and run Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack Pushed to the right Out of frustration Score an albatross Chip in Good break! Tom Watson That's a big hook You skied it! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a double bogey And getting annoyed Rub of the green Use your Lob Wedge You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice.
Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, While drinking beer Use your Lob Wedge Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Get thrown off the course That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. Struck by lightning Making a lot of noise Get thrown off the course Good rhythm Pushed to the right Pitching Wedge Open stance Better luck next time! Feeling happy now, Phoenix You need more lessons! Pitch and run Open clubface.
Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons You skied it! Cheating on the next hole You got the yips That's a big slice And good luck! And shank it. Reading the green, Pull out the driver and.... Chip in And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron Roll around on the ground laughing, Mind where the divot lands! Completely missed the ball, oops! Mashie Condor And lose your mind, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of frustration Pitch and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phoenix Tom Watson Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out.