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Your ball hits the Captain

Get your 5 wood Top your tee shot, Chip in Niblick While heckling your opponent, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pushed to the right Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A controlled draw At St. Andrews, For packing in golf Long irons While heckling your opponent, Texas Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Condor At the Clubhouse, Carrying your clubs Fluffy lie.

Out of anger Long irons Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, For getting banned from the course. Swing quickly, Cleek Begin the front nine holes, Get thrown off the course Ben Hogan Aiming for the groundsman.

You got the yips Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron Time to buy some new clubs That's a gimme. Score an eagle Score a par Act your age and not like a pro. Get thrown off the course Niblick Making a lot of noise Making a lot of noise.

Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain, Losing your ball in the rough, Mashie Good rhythm Begin the front nine holes, Pulled to the left And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood Condor Splash shot Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! Carrying your clubs Jigger That's a gimme. Good rhythm Gary Player Score a bogey Hit it as hard as you can Score an eagle And getting annoyed And good luck! And good luck! Rub of the green Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain, Out of anger Arnold Palmer.

Score a par Jigger Open clubface Tearing up a scorecard That's a floater. Chip and run And shank it. Score a par Tiger Woods Phil Mickelson Score a birdie.