Golf Ipsum

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That's a big slice

Hit it as hard as you can Carrying your clubs Completely missed the ball, oops! Steady footwork Swear at the Captain and get banned. Weak grip Better luck next time! Waggle your hips and swing Score a bogey You deserve a mulligan. Texas Wedge 3-iron comes out, A gentle fade Fried egg And snap your club in half. For packing in golf.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, While heckling your opponent, That's a big hook To buy a drink for Steady footwork Jack Nicklaus Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, Brassie Tom Watson Score a par Pitch and run And your caddie gets cross. You need more lessons! Rub of the green Fried egg Jack Nicklaus Condor Your ball hits the Captain, Duck hook! Time to buy some new clubs Waggle your hips and swing Texas Wedge Run down the fairway shouting Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

While drinking beer And swing. Texas Wedge 3-iron comes out, That's a big slice Out of frustration Walking over the putting green. Steady footwork Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Take a mulligan.

Score an albatross Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey Taking a practise swing, Completely missed the ball, oops! You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Reading the green, Get your 5 wood Pitching Wedge Hit it as hard as you can Start your backswing, take it slow. Short irons Good rhythm Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fluffy lie Mind where the divot lands! That's a big slice Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger Walking over the putting green.

Texas Wedge And good luck! You got the yips Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting.