Golf Ipsum

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Duck hook!

That's a big hook Taking a practise swing, The 19th Hole. The 19th Hole. Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Cleek Get your 5 wood Pretend nothing just happened and smile. While drinking beer That's a big hook Take a mulligan, Score a bogey Open stance To distract your opponent Jack Nicklaus Jack Nicklaus Long irons And your caddie gets cross. Mind where the divot lands! And your caddie gets cross. Start your backswing, take it slow.

Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Score a bogey Texas Wedge Better luck next time! And getting annoyed At Augusta National Chip in Score a double bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitch and run That's a big slice Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! That's a big slice That's a gimme. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pushed to the right Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods Cleek Thinking your at Sunningdale Rub of the green Looking for a new angle of attack.

A controlled draw Cleek Feeling happy now, Brassie Duck hook! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Struck by lightning A controlled draw For packing in golf Pulled to the left Roll around on the ground laughing, And your caddie gets cross. Arnold Palmer Pitch and run.

Gary Player Long irons Score a birdie Better luck next time! Fried egg Chip in "Get in the hole!" And swing. At the Clubhouse, A gentle fade Ben Hogan Pulled to the left Pull out the driver and.... That's a big hook Start your backswing, take it slow. Jack Nicklaus You deserve a mulligan. 3-iron comes out, At the Clubhouse, Thinking your at Sunningdale Fried egg.