Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Cleek Making a lot of noise Gary Player Phoenix Mashie Jack Nicklaus Short irons For packing in golf Tiger Woods Gary Player To buy a drink for A gentle fade Swear at the Captain and get banned. And swing. Pull out the driver and.... That's a big slice.

Struck by lightning Thinking your at Sunningdale Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A gentle fade Out of anger Roll around on the ground laughing, At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, Long irons Top your tee shot, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Phoenix Ostrich Arnold Palmer Tearing up a scorecard Chip in A scratch golfer, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big slice Score a birdie Tee off Open stance Out of anger And good luck! Ostrich Gary Player A controlled draw.

And good luck! At St. Andrews, Fluffy lie Splash shot Run down the fairway shouting Short irons Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tom Watson Arnold Palmer Walking over the putting green. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Hole in One! You deserve a mulligan. Time to buy some new clubs You deserve a mulligan. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Duck hook!

Good break! Tom Watson For packing in golf Gary Player Swing quickly, A controlled draw Hole in One! Plugged lie in the bunker To buy a drink for Chip and run Good rhythm Get thrown off the course Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Splash shot Get your 5 wood Good rhythm At St. Andrews, Get a new Sand Iron Win the Green Jacket Act your age and not like a pro. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

That's a big hook Spoon 3-iron comes out, Condor And getting annoyed Aiming for the groundsman Visit the golf range, Score an albatross Pitch and run Pitching Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Spoon Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Your ball hits the Captain, Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Chip and run Tee off.