Golf Ipsum

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Score a bogey

Ben Hogan Better luck next time! Cheating on the next hole Hole in One! Get thrown off the course Jack Nicklaus Jigger You deserve a mulligan. At St. Andrews, Begin the front nine holes.

Condor For getting banned from the course. And lose your mind, Long irons You skied it! Swing quickly, That's a floater. Completely missed the ball, oops! And good luck! Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan. While heckling your opponent.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer Phil Mickelson While drinking beer And your caddie gets cross. Ostrich Phil Mickelson For getting banned from the course. Duck hook! Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Hole in One! Struck by lightning Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big hook Fried egg.

Tearing up a scorecard Chip and run Brassie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Phoenix Ben Hogan Splash shot Start your backswing, take it slow. Pulled to the left.

Ben Hogan To buy a drink for Walking over the putting green. Walking over the putting green. Pull out your 3-wood and.... And snap your club in half.