Golf Ipsum

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Waggle your hips and swing

For getting banned from the course. Score an albatross Score a birdie Short irons Waggle your hips and swing Score a par Splash shot You need more lessons! For packing in golf And getting annoyed Act your age and not like a pro. Start your backswing, take it slow. Steady footwork Making a lot of noise You got the yips At Augusta National Dancing on the practise ground. And swing. Struck by lightning You need more lessons!

Pulled to the left Arnold Palmer Gary Player Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You need more lessons! And your caddie gets cross. Walking over the putting green. Duck hook! Good break!

Pull out the driver and.... And good luck! Your ball hits the Captain, Taking a practise swing, Top your tee shot, Long irons While drinking beer 3-iron comes out, Niblick Cheating on the next hole The 19th Hole. Begin the back nine holes, Good rhythm Condor Arnold Palmer Score an albatross Chip and run And lose your mind, Tearing up a scorecard Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard Score a par Score an eagle.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jack Nicklaus Better luck next time! Condor Making a lot of noise Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice At Augusta National Feeling happy now, Arnold Palmer Niblick At the Clubhouse, Open stance Plugged lie in the bunker Pull out your 3-wood and.... Cheating on the next hole Reading the green.

Hole in One! And getting annoyed And shank it. Top your tee shot, Tom Watson Get your 5 wood Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a bogey Begin the back nine holes, Pitching Wedge Begin the back nine holes, And shank it. Plugged lie in the bunker.