Golf Ipsum

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Gary Player

Chip and run Fried egg Score a bogey Duck hook! Out of anger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a big slice A controlled draw Visit the golf range, Score a double bogey That's a gimme. Visit the golf range, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Good rhythm Ostrich Steady footwork.

Out of frustration And snap your club in half. Score an eagle Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green.

Get a new Sand Iron Start your backswing, take it slow. And swing. Reading the green, And lose your mind, While heckling your opponent, You deserve a mulligan. You need more lessons! Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Rub of the green "Get in the hole!" Reading the green, Thinking your at Sunningdale Dancing on the practise ground. Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket Hole in One! Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson And good luck! Spoon.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, "Get in the hole!" Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Reading the green, Pitching Wedge.

You need more lessons! Arnold Palmer And good luck! Pitching Wedge At St. Andrews, You deserve a mulligan. Spoon.