Golf Ipsum
That's a floater
Your ball hits the Captain, Score an eagle And snap your club in half. And shank it. Arnold Palmer Mashie That's a big slice Begin the back nine holes, And snap your club in half. Duck hook! And lose your mind, And snap your club in half. Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Hit it as hard as you can And getting annoyed Take a mulligan, Weak grip Taking a practise swing, And getting annoyed Begin the front nine holes, Hit it as hard as you can Chip in Mashie Start your backswing, take it slow. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tom Watson Score a par.
Using your putter to plumb-bob, For packing in golf Fluffy lie Feeling happy now, Short irons Chip and run "Get in the hole!" To distract your opponent Begin the back nine holes, Condor Score an albatross And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie Good rhythm Time to buy some new clubs Splash shot Score a birdie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Niblick Struck by lightning Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And shank it. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Good rhythm Spoon For packing in golf.
Out of anger Get a new Sand Iron Plugged lie in the bunker That's a big slice Jigger Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Your ball hits the Captain, Arnold Palmer Swing quickly, Condor Get a new Sand Iron Brassie Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
Good rhythm Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Swear at the Captain and get banned. To distract your opponent Mashie Score an eagle Making a lot of noise To buy a drink for Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole Score an eagle Dancing on the practise ground. Time to buy some new clubs.
Pitching Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise Jigger Pull out the driver and.... Time to buy some new clubs Hit it as hard as you can That's a big slice Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Good break! Chip in.