Golf Ipsum

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Texas Wedge For packing in golf Long irons That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" Niblick Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hit it as hard as you can Weak grip.

That's a big slice Phoenix Thinking your at Sunningdale Taking a practise swing, Chip in Win the Green Jacket The 19th Hole. Get thrown off the course You need more lessons!

That's a big slice And shank it. Open clubface Aiming for the groundsman Begin the front nine holes, Score a bogey Rub of the green Mashie Cleek Carrying your clubs Score a birdie To distract your opponent Score an albatross Pitching Wedge You deserve a mulligan. Better luck next time! Ostrich Get your 5 wood You need more lessons! Score a par To buy a drink for Top your tee shot, Get thrown off the course And lose your mind, Good break! Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a birdie Thinking your at Sunningdale.

"Get in the hole!" Completely missed the ball, oops! Top your tee shot, Ben Hogan Rub of the green That's a big slice Taking a practise swing, Arnold Palmer.

Chip in Open stance Hit it as hard as you can Pull out the driver and.... Jigger And shank it. Pulled to the left Aiming for the groundsman Duck hook! Struck by lightning Jack Nicklaus And good luck! Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You need more lessons!