Golf Ipsum
Weak grip
Completely missed the ball, oops! Spoon To distract your opponent Ostrich Jigger You deserve a mulligan. For packing in golf You skied it! Jigger Use your Lob Wedge Fluffy lie That's a big slice Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, To distract your opponent A controlled draw Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big hook Hole in One! Looking for a new angle of attack Waggle your hips and swing.
Better luck next time! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Taking a practise swing, While heckling your opponent, You got the yips To distract your opponent Cheating on the next hole Gary Player Open clubface Get thrown off the course For packing in golf Feeling happy now, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. 3-iron comes out, Act your age and not like a pro. Pulled to the left And swing. Condor Begin the front nine holes, That's a floater. Weak grip Good break! Mashie Completely missed the ball, oops! Rub of the green Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an albatross.
Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! Good break! Brassie That's a big slice While drinking beer Roll around on the ground laughing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Spoon Making a lot of noise Score an eagle Roll around on the ground laughing, Niblick Carrying your clubs Hit it as hard as you can Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right Start your backswing, take it slow. And swing. Visit the golf range, Mind where the divot lands! Ben Hogan At Augusta National Using your putter to plumb-bob, Fluffy lie Visit the golf range.
That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. Visit the golf range, Pushed to the right "Get in the hole!" Pitch and run Carrying your clubs Score an eagle Swear at the Captain and get banned. Cheating on the next hole And shank it. To distract your opponent Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Struck by lightning At the Clubhouse, Short irons And your caddie gets cross. Tee off Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.
That's a big slice At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, Looking for a new angle of attack Hole in One! Out of anger For getting banned from the course. And shank it. And shank it. At Augusta National Ben Hogan Mind where the divot lands! Better luck next time!