Golf Ipsum
Rub of the green
Tearing up a scorecard Hit it as hard as you can Out of anger And shank it. Start your backswing, take it slow. Swing quickly, And swing. Ostrich To buy a drink for Good break!
Pitch and run Brassie Fried egg To distract your opponent Splash shot Start your backswing, take it slow. And snap your club in half. Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Waggle your hips and swing Use your Lob Wedge Pitch and run Run down the fairway shouting A gentle fade Aiming for the groundsman Short irons Completely missed the ball, oops! Take a mulligan, Thinking your at Sunningdale.
Tiger Woods Phoenix Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Looking for a new angle of attack While drinking beer For packing in golf Visit the golf range, Steady footwork Fluffy lie Run down the fairway shouting Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Taking a practise swing, Begin the front nine holes, Open clubface Steady footwork Feeling happy now, That's a big hook Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big slice Struck by lightning Tom Watson.
Making a lot of noise Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip Arnold Palmer Score a bogey Get thrown off the course Take a mulligan, Condor Phil Mickelson Swing quickly, At St. Andrews, Score an albatross A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard Score an eagle Out of anger Mind where the divot lands! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Begin the front nine holes, 3-iron comes out, Use your Lob Wedge Tee off And getting annoyed Better luck next time! And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National Get a new Sand Iron.
Begin the front nine holes, Cheating on the next hole Mind where the divot lands! Texas Wedge Hole in One! That's a floater.