Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!"

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Cheating on the next hole Run down the fairway shouting Get a new Sand Iron Time to buy some new clubs Open clubface Cheating on the next hole At St. Andrews, Rub of the green And swing. And getting annoyed Score a double bogey Score a par Swing quickly, Duck hook! Win the Green Jacket.

Long irons "Get in the hole!" Mind where the divot lands! Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the front nine holes, And snap your club in half. Feeling happy now.

Pushed to the right To distract your opponent And lose your mind, Splash shot Carrying your clubs Condor Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Plugged lie in the bunker Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score an albatross Jack Nicklaus Tee off Cheating on the next hole And shank it. Swing quickly.

Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tee off Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, You need more lessons! A gentle fade Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Better luck next time! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an eagle Long irons Mind where the divot lands! Swing quickly, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Arnold Palmer Condor At Augusta National Plugged lie in the bunker Cleek.

Better luck next time! Completely missed the ball, oops! Phoenix Texas Wedge Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent, Open stance Jigger You need more lessons! Score an albatross A controlled draw Mashie At St. Andrews, Tee off Plugged lie in the bunker Aiming for the groundsman Condor Arnold Palmer Ostrich Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Begin the back nine holes, That's a big hook Dancing on the practise ground. Ostrich Aiming for the groundsman And shank it. Looking for a new angle of attack Pitching Wedge.