Golf Ipsum

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Weak grip

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Good rhythm And shank it. And lose your mind, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. At the Clubhouse, Score a par Pull out the driver and.... Chip and run Hole in One! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, To buy a drink for Time to buy some new clubs To distract your opponent To distract your opponent Fluffy lie A scratch golfer, Texas Wedge Pulled to the left.

Feeling happy now, Short irons Brassie Swing quickly, You deserve a mulligan. Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker Using your putter to plumb-bob, Splash shot And getting annoyed.

That's a gimme. At St. Andrews, Swing quickly, Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron Visit the golf range.

Time to buy some new clubs At Augusta National Your ball hits the Captain, Jigger And getting annoyed Cleek And getting annoyed That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack That's a floater. Aiming for the groundsman While heckling your opponent, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And swing. Losing your ball in the rough, At the Clubhouse, Out of frustration Fried egg That's a floater.

Use your Lob Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Win the Green Jacket Taking a practise swing, Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green Thinking your at Sunningdale Ostrich Out of anger Visit the golf range, Mashie Get thrown off the course.