Golf Ipsum
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Lose your putter, forced to go home. Thinking your at Sunningdale Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a double bogey Swing quickly, Pitch and run Score a birdie Score a double bogey Start your backswing, take it slow. And snap your club in half. Carrying your clubs Brassie Ostrich.
Losing your ball in the rough, Ben Hogan That's a big slice Chip and run Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron Plugged lie in the bunker Pitching Wedge At Augusta National Making a lot of noise Chip in Open clubface Short irons.
Score an eagle Tee off Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pitching Wedge A controlled draw Making a lot of noise Aiming for the groundsman Gary Player Spoon And swing. Long irons To buy a drink for Completely missed the ball, oops! You skied it! Ostrich Cleek Short irons Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dancing on the practise ground. And your caddie gets cross. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And snap your club in half. Duck hook! Chip and run Carrying your clubs Win the Green Jacket Score an albatross.
Fried egg Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Good rhythm And swing. Duck hook! And snap your club in half. To buy a drink for Looking for a new angle of attack 3-iron comes out, Gary Player Pitch and run Making a lot of noise Fried egg Steady footwork Your ball hits the Captain, Duck hook! To distract your opponent Waggle your hips and swing And good luck! Pitching Wedge Out of frustration That's a big slice Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Begin the front nine holes, At the Clubhouse, Time to buy some new clubs.
Tearing up a scorecard And snap your club in half. Begin the back nine holes, Brassie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a birdie Run down the fairway shouting Arnold Palmer Out of frustration Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Fried egg Hit it as hard as you can Niblick Condor Arnold Palmer Spoon Score a bogey Texas Wedge Weak grip Feeling happy now, Spoon Completely missed the ball, oops! Brassie Open clubface To buy a drink for Out of frustration That's a floater. Top your tee shot, Score an eagle.