Golf Ipsum

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That's a big hook

Duck hook! For packing in golf Completely missed the ball, oops! Top your tee shot, Phoenix And getting annoyed Take a mulligan, To buy a drink for Good rhythm Jack Nicklaus Short irons Out of frustration Get thrown off the course At the Clubhouse, You need more lessons! Score a bogey Out of frustration Dancing on the practise ground. Cleek.

You skied it! Get your 5 wood And good luck! Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Spoon Good rhythm Chip and run A controlled draw To buy a drink for "Get in the hole!" Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. And getting annoyed.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Reading the green, And good luck! And snap your club in half. Hit it as hard as you can Looking for a new angle of attack Mind where the divot lands! Arnold Palmer Pitch and run Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman Looking for a new angle of attack Fluffy lie.

Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! Fried egg Out of anger Win the Green Jacket You got the yips.

Good rhythm Good rhythm Spoon Score a birdie Begin the back nine holes, Score a double bogey Steady footwork Tom Watson For getting banned from the course. Pulled to the left Gary Player Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Chip in At Augusta National Act your age and not like a pro. Plugged lie in the bunker Taking a practise swing.