Golf Ipsum

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And good luck!

Tom Watson For packing in golf And swing. Begin the front nine holes, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get your 5 wood Score a par.

A gentle fade Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Open clubface Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Mashie Take a mulligan, Tearing up a scorecard Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off You deserve a mulligan. Condor Phoenix That's a floater. At St. Andrews, Texas Wedge Visit the golf range, Visit the golf range, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You got the yips Hit it as hard as you can You skied it! Time to buy some new clubs Duck hook! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Condor Get a new Sand Iron You got the yips Splash shot Hole in One! Mind where the divot lands! Open clubface Get your 5 wood Better luck next time! That's a big slice Duck hook! Score a par At the Clubhouse, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Struck by lightning Tiger Woods Short irons Short irons Pushed to the right While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green. For getting banned from the course. Score a double bogey.

Score a bogey Phil Mickelson Roll around on the ground laughing, Good rhythm Chip and run Take a mulligan.

The 19th Hole. The 19th Hole. Phil Mickelson Time to buy some new clubs Losing your ball in the rough, At Augusta National Feeling happy now, Score a birdie That's a gimme. And good luck! At St. Andrews, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. At St. Andrews.