Golf Ipsum

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Feeling happy now

Pull out the driver and.... Mashie Carrying your clubs Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough, Thinking your at Sunningdale Dancing on the practise ground. Plugged lie in the bunker Tom Watson That's a big hook Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ben Hogan Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a bogey While heckling your opponent, Out of frustration Making a lot of noise.

While heckling your opponent, Long irons Gary Player Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score an eagle Chip in To distract your opponent Get thrown off the course Ben Hogan.

Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pulled to the left At Augusta National Top your tee shot, You skied it! Score a bogey Fried egg Hit it as hard as you can Fried egg You skied it! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Looking for a new angle of attack A gentle fade Chip in Pitching Wedge Time to buy some new clubs Fried egg Jack Nicklaus That's a big slice Cleek Good rhythm Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, Score an albatross Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Niblick Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

At the Clubhouse, Open clubface Cleek Jigger Tiger Woods.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. "Get in the hole!" Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pitching Wedge Rub of the green.