Golf Ipsum
Start your backswing, take it slow
Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Losing your ball in the rough, Gary Player And lose your mind, Arnold Palmer Out of anger Feeling happy now, Looking for a new angle of attack At Augusta National Better luck next time! Get your 5 wood Tee off Splash shot Score a bogey Score an eagle Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run Condor Top your tee shot, Begin the back nine holes.
"Get in the hole!" "Get in the hole!" Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pushed to the right Reading the green, Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting Jigger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Niblick Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left And lose your mind, Taking a practise swing.
Your ball hits the Captain, 3-iron comes out, You deserve a mulligan. Score an albatross A controlled draw Waggle your hips and swing To distract your opponent Short irons Pull out the driver and.... Lose your putter, forced to go home. Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Score a par Completely missed the ball, oops! The 19th Hole. Get thrown off the course.
Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration Making a lot of noise Steady footwork That's a big slice Feeling happy now, The 19th Hole. Score a double bogey Making a lot of noise Phoenix Score a bogey Making a lot of noise Looking for a new angle of attack Plugged lie in the bunker Chip and run Ben Hogan Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a floater. Get your 5 wood Walking over the putting green. Taking a practise swing, Niblick Open clubface And snap your club in half. Reading the green.
Walking over the putting green. Fluffy lie Get your 5 wood At St. Andrews, Take a mulligan, Win the Green Jacket Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, 3-iron comes out, Take a mulligan, Begin the front nine holes, Visit the golf range, Fluffy lie Ostrich For packing in golf To buy a drink for Open stance Start your backswing, take it slow. A controlled draw Walking over the putting green. That's a floater. Good break! Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, While drinking beer And your caddie gets cross. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.