Golf Ipsum
Fried egg
A controlled draw Aiming for the groundsman Fried egg Score a birdie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger Tiger Woods Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dancing on the practise ground. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! And snap your club in half.
Feeling happy now, For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Texas Wedge Get your 5 wood Brassie Texas Wedge Score a double bogey Chip and run Better luck next time! And your caddie gets cross. Niblick Hit it as hard as you can.
Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! Get a new Sand Iron Walking over the putting green. Duck hook! Begin the front nine holes, A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack You deserve a mulligan. Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly, Long irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Start your backswing, take it slow. Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. Act your age and not like a pro. Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan.
Cheating on the next hole That's a big slice Walking over the putting green. Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hit it as hard as you can Tom Watson And your caddie gets cross. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, Tom Watson Tom Watson To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting You need more lessons! Gary Player To distract your opponent Hit it as hard as you can Fluffy lie Time to buy some new clubs Pull out the driver and.... Niblick A controlled draw Pitch and run Using your putter to plumb-bob, Steady footwork.
Cheating on the next hole Tee off Aiming for the groundsman That's a gimme. Visit the golf range, Tiger Woods Aiming for the groundsman Act your age and not like a pro. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. "Get in the hole!" Walking over the putting green. Pushed to the right Better luck next time! For getting banned from the course. Win the Green Jacket Roll around on the ground laughing, And good luck! You deserve a mulligan. That's a floater. Mind where the divot lands! Ben Hogan Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ben Hogan Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Begin the front nine holes.