Golf Ipsum
Cheating on the next hole
That's a gimme. Pulled to the left A scratch golfer, For packing in golf At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow. Struck by lightning Condor Pitching Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Better luck next time! Score an eagle And good luck! And snap your club in half. Pitching Wedge You got the yips Pulled to the left Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron You skied it! While drinking beer Time to buy some new clubs You need more lessons! Your ball hits the Captain, Open stance While drinking beer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Walking over the putting green.
Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus Pushed to the right Good rhythm Jack Nicklaus Plugged lie in the bunker Struck by lightning Pushed to the right.
Out of anger Score a par Tiger Woods Tee off Jack Nicklaus Gary Player Chip and run Top your tee shot, Jigger Aiming for the groundsman Rub of the green Condor Making a lot of noise Score a birdie At Augusta National While heckling your opponent, Hit it as hard as you can Score an albatross Aiming for the groundsman Swear at the Captain and get banned.
Phil Mickelson Score an albatross While drinking beer Get a new Sand Iron Dancing on the practise ground. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. "Get in the hole!" Score a par Pulled to the left Feeling happy now, Start your backswing, take it slow. Aiming for the groundsman A scratch golfer, Duck hook! Score a double bogey Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitching Wedge Rub of the green Ben Hogan.
Good break! Ben Hogan At the Clubhouse, For getting banned from the course. Use your Lob Wedge Out of frustration Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly, Get your 5 wood Walking over the putting green. And shank it. At St. Andrews, Open stance Pulled to the left Better luck next time! The 19th Hole. Score an albatross Get thrown off the course Chip in Begin the back nine holes, Score a par.