Golf Ipsum

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Mind where the divot lands! Duck hook! Pushed to the right And snap your club in half. Walking over the putting green. Out of frustration Hole in One! Splash shot Pull out the driver and.... And good luck! At St. Andrews, Dancing on the practise ground. Take a mulligan, "Get in the hole!" That's a big slice To distract your opponent Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Duck hook! Chip in Score a par Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, Pull out the driver and.... Open stance.

For getting banned from the course. Mashie Weak grip Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron Act your age and not like a pro. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Jigger A gentle fade.

That's a gimme. Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes, Better luck next time! For packing in golf That's a big hook And your caddie gets cross. Tom Watson Your ball hits the Captain, 3-iron comes out, You need more lessons! At Augusta National Better luck next time!

And your caddie gets cross. Arnold Palmer Get a new Sand Iron Steady footwork Swear at the Captain and get banned. Spoon Tearing up a scorecard A gentle fade Phoenix Jack Nicklaus You need more lessons! Open stance Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Splash shot Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Reading the green, You skied it! Duck hook! Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack That's a floater. Tee off At St. Andrews, Cleek That's a gimme. Brassie Long irons Mind where the divot lands!

That's a big hook Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And snap your club in half. Ostrich Win the Green Jacket You need more lessons! Pitch and run Fluffy lie Tee off Fluffy lie Tee off Making a lot of noise Plugged lie in the bunker To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Open clubface Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Out of frustration That's a floater. Looking for a new angle of attack At Augusta National A gentle fade Pitching Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole And getting annoyed Begin the back nine holes.