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Run down the fairway shouting

Feeling happy now, Duck hook! Good rhythm Open stance Pull out the driver and.... Carrying your clubs Splash shot Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! Cheating on the next hole At the Clubhouse, Fluffy lie Use your Lob Wedge Making a lot of noise.

For packing in golf Score a double bogey Mashie A gentle fade Walking over the putting green. And snap your club in half. The 19th Hole. Chip in Texas Wedge Struck by lightning Score an eagle Walking over the putting green.

Short irons Tom Watson Use your Lob Wedge At Augusta National Short irons And getting annoyed 3-iron comes out, Hole in One! Carrying your clubs Time to buy some new clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an eagle And good luck! Brassie Losing your ball in the rough, Jack Nicklaus Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Feeling happy now, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tom Watson Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip and run Pushed to the right That's a gimme. Run down the fairway shouting Score an albatross Tiger Woods.

3-iron comes out, Time to buy some new clubs Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, Act your age and not like a pro. Chip in Pull out the driver and.... 3-iron comes out, Top your tee shot, Begin the front nine holes, Fluffy lie Mind where the divot lands! Mashie Arnold Palmer While drinking beer.

A scratch golfer, Win the Green Jacket Fried egg Hole in One! Condor Cleek Hit it as hard as you can Mind where the divot lands! Cheating on the next hole Hit it as hard as you can To buy a drink for Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hit it as hard as you can Win the Green Jacket And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Take a mulligan, Pushed to the right Swing quickly, Score an albatross And snap your club in half. Losing your ball in the rough.




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