Golf Ipsum

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Begin the front nine holes

Start your backswing, take it slow. Long irons Arnold Palmer Gary Player Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs For getting banned from the course. While drinking beer A gentle fade Get a new Sand Iron That's a floater. "Get in the hole!" Pitching Wedge Spoon Taking a practise swing, Reading the green, Cheating on the next hole Cleek Mashie Mind where the divot lands! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tiger Woods Ben Hogan Struck by lightning Time to buy some new clubs.

Short irons Get your 5 wood Fried egg Score a double bogey Swing quickly, Niblick Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Swing quickly, Take a mulligan, Making a lot of noise Your ball hits the Captain, Spoon Spoon.

And snap your club in half. Out of frustration Carrying your clubs Losing your ball in the rough, Reading the green, Aiming for the groundsman Thinking your at Sunningdale Ben Hogan Texas Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Good break!

Begin the back nine holes, Reading the green, And shank it. And good luck! Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break! Take a mulligan, And snap your club in half. That's a floater. Visit the golf range, Score an eagle That's a big hook And snap your club in half. At Augusta National Pushed to the right Taking a practise swing, Duck hook! That's a floater. Phoenix Get your 5 wood 3-iron comes out, Phoenix Get a new Sand Iron Score a birdie Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned.