Golf Ipsum

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While heckling your opponent

Texas Wedge Looking for a new angle of attack Cheating on the next hole Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Looking for a new angle of attack Tom Watson To distract your opponent Pull out the driver and.... Out of anger You need more lessons! Time to buy some new clubs.

Rub of the green Steady footwork Swing quickly, Carrying your clubs Get thrown off the course Score an albatross Swing quickly, For packing in golf Using your putter to plumb-bob, And getting annoyed Score a bogey And getting annoyed Get thrown off the course Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson For getting banned from the course. Walking over the putting green. Run down the fairway shouting And getting annoyed Struck by lightning And shank it. Score a birdie And lose your mind, A gentle fade Chip in That's a floater.

Phil Mickelson That's a big hook That's a floater. Walking over the putting green. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of anger Chip in That's a floater. You skied it!

Good break! And your caddie gets cross. And lose your mind, Score a double bogey And shank it. Steady footwork That's a big slice Plugged lie in the bunker Condor The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the back nine holes, Using your putter to plumb-bob, A gentle fade A gentle fade Mashie And swing.

Score a birdie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Your ball hits the Captain, Weak grip Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ostrich Cleek Completely missed the ball, oops! Begin the back nine holes, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phoenix Pushed to the right And getting annoyed Good rhythm Better luck next time! Score an eagle Tee off Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! The 19th Hole. That's a big hook Waggle your hips and swing Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of frustration Score a bogey.