Golf Ipsum

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At the Clubhouse

Spoon Feeling happy now, That's a gimme. Fluffy lie Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip in Short irons Phoenix Mashie Swing quickly, Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. And shank it. Swing quickly, Score a double bogey The 19th Hole. At the Clubhouse, And snap your club in half. And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Gary Player Cheating on the next hole Swear at the Captain and get banned. Good rhythm.

Top your tee shot, That's a floater. That's a floater. Mashie Ostrich Chip and run Pull out your 3-wood and.... Good break! Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs Mashie Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Tiger Woods Completely missed the ball, oops! Spoon At St. Andrews.

The 19th Hole. Walking over the putting green. Weak grip And shank it. And snap your club in half. To buy a drink for Begin the back nine holes, To buy a drink for.

Get thrown off the course Pushed to the right You need more lessons! Chip in Jigger For packing in golf Tom Watson Use your Lob Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Chip and run Get a new Sand Iron Gary Player Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Struck by lightning Open clubface Better luck next time! Jigger Score an albatross Spoon You need more lessons! Score a double bogey Pitching Wedge Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Brassie The 19th Hole. Weak grip Rub of the green Get thrown off the course Weak grip Score an eagle Win the Green Jacket Take a mulligan, Feeling happy now, Get thrown off the course Waggle your hips and swing And good luck! For getting banned from the course. You skied it! Win the Green Jacket.