Golf Ipsum

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Score a bogey

Plugged lie in the bunker For getting banned from the course. Duck hook! Roll around on the ground laughing, And swing. Carrying your clubs Chip and run For packing in golf Spoon You deserve a mulligan. Walking over the putting green. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a double bogey Looking for a new angle of attack Pushed to the right Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, 3-iron comes out.

Score a par Ben Hogan Score a double bogey Taking a practise swing, Get thrown off the course Score a par Get a new Sand Iron And getting annoyed.

Visit the golf range, At the Clubhouse, Pitch and run Pulled to the left Time to buy some new clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of frustration Get thrown off the course Phoenix Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ostrich Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a double bogey Start your backswing, take it slow. Splash shot Score a birdie Phil Mickelson That's a floater. Aiming for the groundsman Pushed to the right That's a gimme.

Tee off While drinking beer Losing your ball in the rough, Pitching Wedge Fried egg Splash shot Hit it as hard as you can That's a big hook Get your 5 wood.

A controlled draw Good rhythm At the Clubhouse, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ostrich Long irons Mind where the divot lands! Score an albatross Texas Wedge.