Golf Ipsum

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You skied it!

Niblick Begin the back nine holes, Open stance Begin the back nine holes, Start your backswing, take it slow. Get a new Sand Iron Begin the front nine holes, Swing quickly, Cheating on the next hole Good break! Spoon 3-iron comes out, Long irons Spoon.

Good rhythm Score an eagle Taking a practise swing, Phoenix To buy a drink for.

Score an albatross And good luck! Steady footwork At St. Andrews, Score a birdie Long irons Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. Rub of the green "Get in the hole!" Niblick Fried egg Fried egg.

Dancing on the practise ground. Your ball hits the Captain, Get your 5 wood Pull out the driver and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitching Wedge And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National Pushed to the right Pushed to the right Jigger That's a big slice Condor Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pitch and run Tiger Woods Ostrich Score a double bogey And swing. Duck hook! Good rhythm Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly.

And getting annoyed Swear at the Captain and get banned. Rub of the green Spoon 3-iron comes out, Arnold Palmer Hole in One! Get thrown off the course Short irons Brassie Visit the golf range, And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Duck hook! Gary Player Weak grip At Augusta National Phoenix Dancing on the practise ground. Reading the green, Good break! That's a floater. Waggle your hips and swing Pitch and run Ostrich Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Taking a practise swing.