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Feeling happy now

Win the Green Jacket Ostrich A scratch golfer, At the Clubhouse, Good rhythm Pull out the driver and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Gary Player To distract your opponent Swing quickly, And shank it. Ostrich Visit the golf range, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Open stance Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a par Pitch and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cleek And shank it. Time to buy some new clubs Swing quickly, Spoon.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Struck by lightning That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. Dancing on the practise ground. Good break! Get a new Sand Iron Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Get a new Sand Iron Pulled to the left Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Phil Mickelson Good rhythm Arnold Palmer And snap your club in half. Score an eagle Taking a practise swing, Run down the fairway shouting Looking for a new angle of attack 3-iron comes out, Fried egg Making a lot of noise Ben Hogan.

Begin the back nine holes, A controlled draw Brassie Phil Mickelson Open stance For getting banned from the course. Ostrich Waggle your hips and swing Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan, Open clubface Lose your putter, forced to go home. You need more lessons! That's a big slice Out of anger Get your 5 wood To distract your opponent Spoon Score a par That's a floater. Begin the back nine holes, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get your 5 wood Ben Hogan Weak grip Texas Wedge Swing quickly, Get a new Sand Iron Win the Green Jacket Score a bogey Hit it as hard as you can Carrying your clubs Mashie Run down the fairway shouting.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Tearing up a scorecard Visit the golf range, Get a new Sand Iron Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green.