Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

That's a big slice Pulled to the left Pushed to the right To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned. To buy a drink for Pitch and run You need more lessons! Your ball hits the Captain.

A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole Ostrich And your caddie gets cross. Making a lot of noise Texas Wedge Walking over the putting green. Steady footwork Get thrown off the course Phoenix Score a birdie Score an eagle Hit it as hard as you can Cleek Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

You got the yips To buy a drink for Start your backswing, take it slow. Hit it as hard as you can Run down the fairway shouting Score a par Good break! For getting banned from the course.

Chip in Out of frustration That's a floater. Texas Wedge Duck hook!

Open clubface Top your tee shot, For getting banned from the course. That's a gimme. Jigger Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough, Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron While heckling your opponent, A controlled draw While heckling your opponent, Roll around on the ground laughing, Cheating on the next hole Feeling happy now, Using your putter to plumb-bob.