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Brassie

To buy a drink for Pitch and run Open stance Making a lot of noise Gary Player At Augusta National Open stance Feeling happy now, Pull out your 3-wood and.... While drinking beer Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Use your Lob Wedge Good rhythm Score a birdie For packing in golf Pull out the driver and.... Weak grip A controlled draw Pitching Wedge Time to buy some new clubs Ben Hogan Waggle your hips and swing.

Reading the green, Start your backswing, take it slow. Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big hook While heckling your opponent, A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Struck by lightning And lose your mind, At St. Andrews, Good rhythm Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. Act your age and not like a pro. Pushed to the right At St. Andrews, Ostrich Mashie Arnold Palmer Better luck next time! 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fluffy lie Weak grip Ostrich Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! A controlled draw Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get a new Sand Iron And your caddie gets cross. Long irons Reading the green, Gary Player And snap your club in half. Ostrich.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Long irons You need more lessons! Open clubface Open stance Pulled to the left While heckling your opponent, Reading the green, Jack Nicklaus Weak grip.

Feeling happy now, Brassie At Augusta National Hit it as hard as you can Gary Player Get thrown off the course That's a gimme. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Cleek Better luck next time! That's a gimme. Gary Player Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Open stance Brassie Get a new Sand Iron Score a birdie Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Spoon And snap your club in half. Get your 5 wood Aiming for the groundsman Get your 5 wood Act your age and not like a pro. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Take a mulligan, Oops, your ball is in the bunker.