Golf Ipsum

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And swing. Losing your ball in the rough, Jigger Use your Lob Wedge Walking over the putting green. You skied it! Losing your ball in the rough, Condor Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Pulled to the left Thinking your at Sunningdale And lose your mind, And swing. Begin the front nine holes, A scratch golfer, Pushed to the right Top your tee shot, Plugged lie in the bunker Chip in.

Condor And shank it. Pitching Wedge Cheating on the next hole To distract your opponent Good break! Spoon You skied it! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! Cleek Niblick Your ball hits the Captain, Reading the green, Making a lot of noise To distract your opponent.

Hole in One! Carrying your clubs That's a big slice Visit the golf range, A scratch golfer, Brassie Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Pitching Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Tee off Start your backswing, take it slow. Open stance Pull out your 3-wood and.... Dancing on the practise ground. You need more lessons! Tee off Open clubface And shank it. Plugged lie in the bunker And your caddie gets cross. Cheating on the next hole.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Good break! Open stance Swing quickly, Plugged lie in the bunker Phil Mickelson To buy a drink for At Augusta National.

Score an albatross Out of anger Reading the green, While drinking beer Good break! Niblick Pitching Wedge Begin the front nine holes, Mind where the divot lands! Score a birdie Pulled to the left.