Golf Ipsum

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Short irons

Thinking your at Sunningdale Use your Lob Wedge Pulled to the left Jigger Score a birdie And your caddie gets cross. That's a big slice Phil Mickelson Jigger Rub of the green 3-iron comes out, Visit the golf range, Spoon The 19th Hole. At St. Andrews, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. "Get in the hole!" Mind where the divot lands! Gary Player Get a new Sand Iron Swing quickly, Jigger Take a mulligan, Cleek Score a double bogey Brassie.

Hole in One! That's a gimme. Fluffy lie Jigger Phoenix Fluffy lie And good luck! Ben Hogan Taking a practise swing, While drinking beer Ostrich Shouting Fore as loud as you can. "Get in the hole!" To distract your opponent Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly, Roll around on the ground laughing, Feeling happy now, Better luck next time! Score a double bogey Ben Hogan Waggle your hips and swing At St. Andrews, Fluffy lie Carrying your clubs Open clubface Time to buy some new clubs.

Begin the back nine holes, Chip and run Top your tee shot, Out of anger Weak grip Cleek That's a floater. Reading the green, That's a big hook That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" Splash shot Pulled to the left Pull out the driver and.... Get a new Sand Iron Pushed to the right Hole in One! The 19th Hole. Feeling happy now, At the Clubhouse, Open clubface.

Ben Hogan Losing your ball in the rough, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Long irons Better luck next time! Out of frustration Tom Watson Walking over the putting green. Aiming for the groundsman Out of anger Walking over the putting green. Good rhythm Waggle your hips and swing Start your backswing, take it slow. You deserve a mulligan. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Making a lot of noise Pulled to the left You deserve a mulligan. Niblick Top your tee shot, Visit the golf range, Thinking your at Sunningdale Tee off And snap your club in half. Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Get a new Sand Iron Thinking your at Sunningdale Tee off Pitch and run That's a floater. Top your tee shot, Thinking your at Sunningdale.