Golf Ipsum
Thinking your at Sunningdale
Get thrown off the course Using your putter to plumb-bob, Cleek And your caddie gets cross. Tearing up a scorecard You skied it! Spoon Making a lot of noise You need more lessons! You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. Fluffy lie Begin the back nine holes, Tee off Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To buy a drink for That's a big hook Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket Roll around on the ground laughing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a gimme.
Cleek Feeling happy now, Score a double bogey Your ball hits the Captain, Taking a practise swing, A controlled draw Pushed to the right Reading the green, Score an albatross Cleek Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, Jigger At the Clubhouse, Duck hook! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Texas Wedge Hole in One! Swing quickly.
And swing. Walking over the putting green. Get thrown off the course Get your 5 wood Top your tee shot, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pulled to the left That's a gimme. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And shank it. Open stance While heckling your opponent, Spoon Fried egg Swear at the Captain and get banned. Duck hook! To buy a drink for Phoenix A controlled draw Good rhythm.
Reading the green, Good rhythm Spoon Fluffy lie For packing in golf Top your tee shot, While drinking beer Aiming for the groundsman At Augusta National Swing quickly, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get thrown off the course Completely missed the ball, oops! Get thrown off the course Win the Green Jacket To buy a drink for And shank it. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitch and run.
Long irons Run down the fairway shouting Better luck next time! Cleek Jigger And your caddie gets cross. Time to buy some new clubs You got the yips Tearing up a scorecard For packing in golf For packing in golf The 19th Hole. Feeling happy now, Use your Lob Wedge To distract your opponent Cheating on the next hole Niblick Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge And lose your mind, Get a new Sand Iron Mashie Open stance And good luck! Long irons Start your backswing, take it slow. Get your 5 wood Out of frustration.