Golf Ipsum

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And getting annoyed

3-iron comes out, Score an albatross Tom Watson Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a par.

Score a bogey Better luck next time! You deserve a mulligan. Run down the fairway shouting Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of anger Score a birdie Dancing on the practise ground. Reading the green, For getting banned from the course. Visit the golf range, That's a big slice You skied it! At the Clubhouse, You deserve a mulligan. Pull out the driver and.... Chip and run.

Out of frustration At Augusta National Spoon Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! Good rhythm 3-iron comes out, Ben Hogan Pushed to the right Hole in One! And good luck! Fluffy lie Aiming for the groundsman Better luck next time! At the Clubhouse, Tearing up a scorecard Use your Lob Wedge Chip in 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Pitching Wedge Score a bogey.

And lose your mind, You skied it! Act your age and not like a pro. While heckling your opponent, Good rhythm Pull out your 3-wood and....

Start your backswing, take it slow. And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker You skied it! You need more lessons! Ostrich Begin the front nine holes, Long irons "Get in the hole!" Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Thinking your at Sunningdale Oops, your ball is in the bunker.