Golf Ipsum
Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
That's a big slice Win the Green Jacket Taking a practise swing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Weak grip Dancing on the practise ground. Splash shot 3-iron comes out, Aiming for the groundsman For getting banned from the course. Steady footwork Score a double bogey "Get in the hole!" Swear at the Captain and get banned. And swing.
And your caddie gets cross. For getting banned from the course. Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain, Plugged lie in the bunker Good break! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Plugged lie in the bunker Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You deserve a mulligan. Your ball hits the Captain, Act your age and not like a pro. Cleek Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews.
Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips Tearing up a scorecard Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Condor And lose your mind, The 19th Hole. Fried egg Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At the Clubhouse, Start your backswing, take it slow. Looking for a new angle of attack The 19th Hole. Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip in Run down the fairway shouting And getting annoyed.
Mind where the divot lands! Reading the green, For packing in golf That's a floater. Jigger Fried egg Act your age and not like a pro. Plugged lie in the bunker Win the Green Jacket Rub of the green Hit it as hard as you can The 19th Hole. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At Augusta National Tearing up a scorecard You got the yips Spoon Cleek Mashie Swing quickly, You deserve a mulligan. 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork At St. Andrews, And good luck! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open stance.
Arnold Palmer You skied it! Score an eagle Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, 3-iron comes out, Swing quickly, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a birdie Score a double bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To buy a drink for Chip in Mashie Jigger Begin the back nine holes, Rub of the green Take a mulligan, To buy a drink for Tiger Woods Phoenix "Get in the hole!" Score a birdie A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Carrying your clubs Feeling happy now, Win the Green Jacket.