Golf Ipsum
"Get in the hole!"
And good luck! Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf And shank it. And lose your mind.
Pitch and run Score a birdie Visit the golf range, Act your age and not like a pro. Good rhythm Condor Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Chip and run Reading the green, Long irons At the Clubhouse, Get thrown off the course Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. You got the yips Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! A gentle fade Pitch and run A controlled draw.
Get thrown off the course Begin the back nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Walking over the putting green. Hole in One! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Using your putter to plumb-bob, And lose your mind, Arnold Palmer Open clubface Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Chip in You deserve a mulligan. Get thrown off the course Score a double bogey Losing your ball in the rough, You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Visit the golf range, Jigger That's a gimme. To buy a drink for Act your age and not like a pro. Swing quickly, Pushed to the right That's a big hook.
Fluffy lie Weak grip Win the Green Jacket Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Phil Mickelson.
Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open clubface Mind where the divot lands! Pitch and run Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. Niblick A gentle fade Taking a practise swing, Begin the back nine holes, Tiger Woods Good break! Score an eagle Splash shot Score a double bogey Get a new Sand Iron Pulled to the left A controlled draw Get a new Sand Iron Cheating on the next hole Chip in.