Golf Ipsum
Begin the front nine holes
Mind where the divot lands! Use your Lob Wedge Rub of the green Pulled to the left That's a big slice Arnold Palmer Fluffy lie Open clubface Open clubface Cheating on the next hole Carrying your clubs Out of frustration That's a gimme. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger Spoon Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Phoenix While drinking beer Jigger Taking a practise swing, Take a mulligan, Condor.
Ostrich Ostrich Out of anger To buy a drink for Cleek Phil Mickelson Weak grip Texas Wedge Pushed to the right Mind where the divot lands! "Get in the hole!" Splash shot At Augusta National And your caddie gets cross. Score an albatross Brassie That's a gimme. That's a gimme. Spoon Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman.
Struck by lightning Reading the green, A controlled draw Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! Spoon Lose your putter, forced to go home. Jack Nicklaus Time to buy some new clubs Pull out the driver and.... Cleek And good luck! Swing quickly, Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. Win the Green Jacket That's a floater. That's a gimme. Score a birdie Take a mulligan, For getting banned from the course.
Taking a practise swing, Open stance Good break! That's a floater. That's a big hook A controlled draw Fluffy lie You deserve a mulligan. Open stance Get your 5 wood For getting banned from the course. Begin the front nine holes, Rub of the green Steady footwork.
Out of frustration Pitch and run Duck hook! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Use your Lob Wedge Begin the front nine holes, "Get in the hole!" Spoon While drinking beer Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Weak grip Gary Player Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Visit the golf range, Time to buy some new clubs Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips Short irons While drinking beer Time to buy some new clubs A gentle fade Long irons While drinking beer Score a birdie Pushed to the right And shank it.