Golf Ipsum

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Swing quickly

Pulled to the left Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Score an albatross Plugged lie in the bunker Gary Player Score an albatross Time to buy some new clubs Condor For getting banned from the course. Chip in.

The 19th Hole. At Augusta National Swear at the Captain and get banned. Gary Player Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pull out the driver and.... Steady footwork Thinking your at Sunningdale Waggle your hips and swing Begin the back nine holes, Pushed to the right Out of anger Chip in Get your 5 wood Out of anger Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow. Tom Watson Plugged lie in the bunker Thinking your at Sunningdale Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket The 19th Hole. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Texas Wedge Score a double bogey.

Steady footwork Hole in One! For packing in golf Open clubface Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a floater. Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left You got the yips Better luck next time! Begin the back nine holes, Weak grip You skied it! To buy a drink for Swing quickly, You got the yips Splash shot Jigger To distract your opponent Tom Watson Using your putter to plumb-bob, Rub of the green And swing. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

And lose your mind, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get a new Sand Iron Feeling happy now, Roll around on the ground laughing, To distract your opponent Pushed to the right You need more lessons! Duck hook!

Score a birdie Pull out the driver and.... And snap your club in half. Fried egg Out of frustration Arnold Palmer Score a double bogey Cleek Visit the golf range, Phil Mickelson Pull out your 3-wood and....