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Rub of the green

Ostrich Score a birdie Get a new Sand Iron Walking over the putting green. Chip and run Good break! Phil Mickelson Losing your ball in the rough, While heckling your opponent.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Begin the back nine holes, A controlled draw That's a floater. 3-iron comes out, Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Phil Mickelson Score an albatross Making a lot of noise Swear at the Captain and get banned. Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron "Get in the hole!" That's a big slice Brassie Ben Hogan Long irons For packing in golf Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Thinking your at Sunningdale Get a new Sand Iron Spoon Rub of the green.

Tom Watson And shank it. Phoenix Duck hook! Ben Hogan Score an eagle Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Plugged lie in the bunker Waggle your hips and swing Brassie Niblick Open clubface Dancing on the practise ground. And your caddie gets cross. Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips Rub of the green Losing your ball in the rough, And good luck! At the Clubhouse, Score a par Hole in One! And snap your club in half.

Pitch and run Texas Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tearing up a scorecard Taking a practise swing, Begin the front nine holes, Ben Hogan Get thrown off the course Niblick Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! Mind where the divot lands! Hole in One! Time to buy some new clubs Out of anger Run down the fairway shouting Out of anger Score an albatross And getting annoyed Time to buy some new clubs Gary Player Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.




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