Golf Ipsum

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And lose your mind

Score a birdie Swing quickly, Arnold Palmer Pitch and run Plugged lie in the bunker Taking a practise swing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Plugged lie in the bunker Get your 5 wood Reading the green, To distract your opponent Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips Jack Nicklaus That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! Lose your putter, forced to go home. And swing. Phoenix Score a double bogey Hit it as hard as you can Steady footwork Score a par Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a birdie Ben Hogan Plugged lie in the bunker Visit the golf range.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Carrying your clubs Open stance Arnold Palmer Act your age and not like a pro. Begin the back nine holes, At St. Andrews, Out of anger.

To distract your opponent Texas Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Weak grip Duck hook! Score a par Steady footwork Fried egg Time to buy some new clubs.

You need more lessons! Ben Hogan Spoon Open clubface Score a double bogey Struck by lightning Score a double bogey.

To buy a drink for Top your tee shot, Long irons Lose your putter, forced to go home. Good break! Visit the golf range, A controlled draw Walking over the putting green. Better luck next time! You deserve a mulligan. Tee off To distract your opponent.