Golf Ipsum

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Ben Hogan

At the Clubhouse, Your ball hits the Captain, You skied it! A gentle fade A scratch golfer, Jigger Losing your ball in the rough, Hit it as hard as you can.

Score an albatross Brassie Condor Hit it as hard as you can Condor Open stance.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Chip in Tiger Woods Tom Watson Cleek Good rhythm Top your tee shot, Weak grip Time to buy some new clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, Phil Mickelson Time to buy some new clubs To distract your opponent While heckling your opponent, Chip in Phoenix Score a par Pulled to the left.

Top your tee shot, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Taking a practise swing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And getting annoyed Pushed to the right And snap your club in half. To distract your opponent Phoenix Using your putter to plumb-bob.

And swing. Out of frustration Looking for a new angle of attack Time to buy some new clubs Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Use your Lob Wedge Score an albatross.