Golf Ipsum

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And good luck!

Get your 5 wood Ostrich A gentle fade Weak grip Hole in One! You deserve a mulligan.

Reading the green, Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Rub of the green Long irons "Get in the hole!" Start your backswing, take it slow. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Long irons Your ball hits the Captain, While heckling your opponent.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Brassie 3-iron comes out, Run down the fairway shouting Carrying your clubs Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Texas Wedge Pitching Wedge Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork Feeling happy now, Take a mulligan, Score an eagle Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey Duck hook! Completely missed the ball, oops! Tiger Woods Looking for a new angle of attack A controlled draw Top your tee shot, Weak grip Mashie Begin the back nine holes, At Augusta National Splash shot Feeling happy now, Chip in.

Chip in Spoon Cleek Score a birdie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Hit it as hard as you can Spoon You deserve a mulligan. Better luck next time! Fluffy lie.

You need more lessons! And snap your club in half. Short irons Struck by lightning Good break! Jack Nicklaus Chip in Brassie For getting banned from the course. Brassie For getting banned from the course. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get a new Sand Iron Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf Score a par Chip and run Win the Green Jacket Jigger You deserve a mulligan. Score an eagle.