Golf Ipsum

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Hole in One!

Using your putter to plumb-bob, And shank it. Walking over the putting green. Time to buy some new clubs You got the yips Arnold Palmer Pushed to the right Completely missed the ball, oops! Completely missed the ball, oops! Pulled to the left Score a double bogey You deserve a mulligan. Run down the fairway shouting The 19th Hole. Score an albatross Brassie And getting annoyed Run down the fairway shouting Arnold Palmer Duck hook! And lose your mind, And your caddie gets cross. That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale And shank it. Reading the green, Ostrich.

Brassie Weak grip Chip in Better luck next time! Pull out your 3-wood and.... And lose your mind.

Get your 5 wood And getting annoyed Better luck next time! Tiger Woods That's a big hook Score a double bogey.

Open clubface You need more lessons! Roll around on the ground laughing, Hole in One! While drinking beer Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Mashie Good break! Get a new Sand Iron You need more lessons! Spoon Steady footwork 3-iron comes out, Walking over the putting green. Rub of the green Brassie You got the yips Begin the back nine holes, Carrying your clubs Score an eagle Open stance Your ball hits the Captain.

Taking a practise swing, Swing quickly, Arnold Palmer That's a gimme. "Get in the hole!" And your caddie gets cross. Score a birdie Condor You got the yips You deserve a mulligan. Score a bogey And swing. Open stance Good rhythm And good luck! Phoenix Spoon At St. Andrews, Dancing on the practise ground. Win the Green Jacket.