Golf Ipsum

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Arnold Palmer

Plugged lie in the bunker Feeling happy now, That's a gimme. Visit the golf range, Run down the fairway shouting Get a new Sand Iron Begin the front nine holes, Good rhythm Aiming for the groundsman Begin the back nine holes, Fried egg Pitch and run You deserve a mulligan. Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pull out your 3-wood and.... Taking a practise swing, Texas Wedge.

Weak grip Get your 5 wood You skied it! Get your 5 wood Take a mulligan, And lose your mind, Start your backswing, take it slow. Swing quickly, Pitching Wedge And your caddie gets cross. Plugged lie in the bunker And shank it. At the Clubhouse, Score a birdie Time to buy some new clubs Mind where the divot lands! Roll around on the ground laughing, Open clubface Feeling happy now, Roll around on the ground laughing, While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting Losing your ball in the rough, Tom Watson.

And lose your mind, Mind where the divot lands! Making a lot of noise Swing quickly, Begin the back nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing Ostrich.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get a new Sand Iron A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dancing on the practise ground. Get your 5 wood Good break! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Out of frustration Condor A scratch golfer, Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! Aiming for the groundsman Phoenix.

Tom Watson Losing your ball in the rough, Condor Chip in Long irons Out of frustration While heckling your opponent, Carrying your clubs Top your tee shot, That's a big slice Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And good luck! A controlled draw Plugged lie in the bunker Open clubface At the Clubhouse.