Golf Ipsum

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Steady footwork

Aiming for the groundsman Pitch and run Cheating on the next hole Looking for a new angle of attack Act your age and not like a pro. That's a floater. Start your backswing, take it slow. And shank it. Chip and run Pull out your 3-wood and.... Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, Tom Watson Jack Nicklaus You got the yips Losing your ball in the rough, Run down the fairway shouting Cheating on the next hole Pull out the driver and.... That's a gimme. And your caddie gets cross. Completely missed the ball, oops! Arnold Palmer Arnold Palmer You need more lessons! You deserve a mulligan. Use your Lob Wedge That's a gimme. Better luck next time!

Spoon Plugged lie in the bunker Splash shot Chip in A controlled draw Taking a practise swing, Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Visit the golf range, That's a big slice Chip in Out of frustration Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To distract your opponent Lose your putter, forced to go home. Fried egg Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork Score a birdie Waggle your hips and swing Your ball hits the Captain, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Condor Good break! For packing in golf For packing in golf.

And getting annoyed Pull out the driver and.... At the Clubhouse, Score an eagle And swing. While heckling your opponent, Chip in Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard Thinking your at Sunningdale Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big hook At the Clubhouse, And snap your club in half. Walking over the putting green. Your ball hits the Captain, Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score an eagle Rub of the green Mashie Duck hook! You skied it! Hit it as hard as you can.

Good rhythm Duck hook! Take a mulligan, Use your Lob Wedge While drinking beer And shank it.

Use your Lob Wedge And good luck! 3-iron comes out, Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole You skied it! Hole in One! Mashie Open clubface Reading the green, Pull out the driver and.... Rub of the green A gentle fade Swing quickly, And good luck! Fried egg Steady footwork Jigger.