Golf Ipsum

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Looking for a new angle of attack

Open clubface The 19th Hole. And shank it. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Making a lot of noise.

Cleek Good rhythm Get your 5 wood Better luck next time! That's a gimme. Open clubface.

Chip and run Out of anger And shank it. Score a par At the Clubhouse, Condor That's a big hook Carrying your clubs Good break! "Get in the hole!" Use your Lob Wedge Aiming for the groundsman Begin the front nine holes, Open stance Get thrown off the course Chip in Tearing up a scorecard While drinking beer Gary Player Act your age and not like a pro. Brassie 3-iron comes out, Long irons Pushed to the right Score an eagle For getting banned from the course. Jigger To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing.

Act your age and not like a pro. And shank it. Ben Hogan Steady footwork Run down the fairway shouting Weak grip Chip in Making a lot of noise.

Splash shot Out of anger Phil Mickelson "Get in the hole!" Splash shot Roll around on the ground laughing, To buy a drink for A scratch golfer, Feeling happy now, Jack Nicklaus Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, You skied it! Out of frustration "Get in the hole!".