Golf Ipsum

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And getting annoyed

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. "Get in the hole!" Run down the fairway shouting Long irons Losing your ball in the rough, And your caddie gets cross. A scratch golfer, Reading the green, Phoenix That's a gimme. Good rhythm Take a mulligan, Good break! Out of anger Gary Player Good break! Short irons Pitch and run And swing. While heckling your opponent, Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Gary Player Get a new Sand Iron Pitch and run Good break! You need more lessons! Mind where the divot lands! To distract your opponent Tearing up a scorecard Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Out of frustration Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Fried egg And getting annoyed Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Feeling happy now, Chip in At St. Andrews, Tee off Gary Player Walking over the putting green. At St. Andrews, Struck by lightning Open clubface Plugged lie in the bunker Open stance Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Taking a practise swing, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A scratch golfer, For getting banned from the course. Rub of the green Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National And your caddie gets cross. Brassie Run down the fairway shouting Pitching Wedge And snap your club in half.

For packing in golf And lose your mind, You got the yips Long irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Pitch and run That's a floater.