Golf Ipsum

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Reading the green

Open clubface To buy a drink for Lose your putter, forced to go home. Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip in Hit it as hard as you can.

Niblick Mashie Tiger Woods Open stance Good rhythm At Augusta National And shank it. While heckling your opponent, To distract your opponent At Augusta National Hit it as hard as you can Ben Hogan Taking a practise swing, Weak grip While heckling your opponent, Arnold Palmer Start your backswing, take it slow. Dancing on the practise ground. Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home. You skied it! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Waggle your hips and swing Waggle your hips and swing Time to buy some new clubs Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain.

Reading the green, Niblick Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Long irons Brassie Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. Pulled to the left Condor.

Better luck next time! Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Your ball hits the Captain, Short irons A controlled draw Score a par Phoenix Pushed to the right Act your age and not like a pro. For packing in golf Niblick Pulled to the left For packing in golf Pitch and run Tiger Woods At the Clubhouse, Losing your ball in the rough, Run down the fairway shouting A controlled draw Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Fluffy lie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.