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You skied it! Fried egg Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an eagle Texas Wedge Phil Mickelson Mind where the divot lands! For packing in golf Score a par Hole in One! While drinking beer And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Niblick Condor Short irons Open clubface Plugged lie in the bunker Good rhythm.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Run down the fairway shouting Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Out of anger Spoon Jigger A controlled draw That's a gimme. Get thrown off the course Mashie Carrying your clubs Begin the back nine holes, While drinking beer Hit it as hard as you can That's a gimme. Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. 3-iron comes out.

And your caddie gets cross. A scratch golfer, Tee off Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ostrich Arnold Palmer Out of anger Swing quickly, You deserve a mulligan. Brassie You need more lessons! For getting banned from the course. At the Clubhouse, And getting annoyed Chip and run You need more lessons! Fluffy lie And swing. Chip in At the Clubhouse, Hole in One! Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Arnold Palmer A scratch golfer, Tee off.

Hit it as hard as you can Begin the back nine holes, Top your tee shot, Score a birdie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player Brassie Mind where the divot lands! Good rhythm Hole in One! Splash shot Roll around on the ground laughing, Steady footwork Chip and run Open clubface Rub of the green For packing in golf Condor Jack Nicklaus You need more lessons! While drinking beer Take a mulligan, Long irons Tiger Woods.

At Augusta National Taking a practise swing, Win the Green Jacket Taking a practise swing, Pulled to the left Jack Nicklaus Brassie To buy a drink for Dancing on the practise ground. And swing. Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Steady footwork.