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Texas Wedge Phoenix Chip in Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... Short irons And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Ben Hogan And good luck! 3-iron comes out, The 19th Hole. Tearing up a scorecard Condor While drinking beer A scratch golfer, Score an eagle Short irons Start your backswing, take it slow. Waggle your hips and swing.

Fluffy lie Spoon Score a bogey And good luck! Pitch and run Arnold Palmer At Augusta National Making a lot of noise At the Clubhouse, "Get in the hole!" A controlled draw Score a double bogey Short irons A scratch golfer.

You need more lessons! Better luck next time! Jack Nicklaus And swing. The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Your ball hits the Captain, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A gentle fade Using your putter to plumb-bob, To distract your opponent To distract your opponent Your ball hits the Captain, Score an eagle And lose your mind, Swear at the Captain and get banned. 3-iron comes out, To buy a drink for Begin the front nine holes, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Ben Hogan.

Jack Nicklaus Spoon Thinking your at Sunningdale For getting banned from the course. At the Clubhouse, At Augusta National Lose your putter, forced to go home. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an albatross Duck hook! At the Clubhouse, You got the yips.

Swing quickly, Reading the green, Rub of the green And getting annoyed Weak grip Better luck next time! Waggle your hips and swing Duck hook! Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson Swing quickly, For getting banned from the course. Cheating on the next hole Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Mind where the divot lands! Open stance Pitching Wedge.