Golf Ipsum

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Completely missed the ball, oops!

Top your tee shot, Score a double bogey Plugged lie in the bunker Open stance Rub of the green Hole in One! Phil Mickelson Pitching Wedge Reading the green, Mashie Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard Your ball hits the Captain, To buy a drink for Score an eagle Hole in One! While drinking beer Open clubface That's a gimme. Taking a practise swing, While drinking beer Chip in.

Jack Nicklaus Win the Green Jacket Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix Thinking your at Sunningdale Splash shot Arnold Palmer Open stance.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A scratch golfer, Use your Lob Wedge Looking for a new angle of attack Roll around on the ground laughing, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tee off Gary Player Phil Mickelson Run down the fairway shouting Gary Player Reading the green, While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Duck hook! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You deserve a mulligan. And shank it.

Gary Player Visit the golf range, Mind where the divot lands! A controlled draw Better luck next time! Looking for a new angle of attack Pulled to the left.

Mind where the divot lands! Get a new Sand Iron Condor And good luck! Your ball hits the Captain, "Get in the hole!" Tee off Tiger Woods Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor Carrying your clubs Tee off Ostrich Carrying your clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Cleek Get a new Sand Iron.