Golf Ipsum

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Lose your putter, forced to go home

Cleek Better luck next time! Thinking your at Sunningdale Short irons Splash shot You need more lessons! That's a big slice Aiming for the groundsman Visit the golf range, Out of anger Rub of the green Get your 5 wood Aiming for the groundsman.

Hit it as hard as you can A controlled draw Mashie To buy a drink for Tom Watson Feeling happy now, Jigger The 19th Hole. Taking a practise swing, Carrying your clubs Reading the green, Pitch and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phoenix Score an eagle Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Good rhythm Chip in Open stance Top your tee shot, Tee off Waggle your hips and swing Out of frustration Score an albatross Weak grip Use your Lob Wedge Tiger Woods Out of anger Completely missed the ball, oops! Open clubface.

Gary Player Score a birdie Top your tee shot, While drinking beer A gentle fade Arnold Palmer Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of anger Take a mulligan, And getting annoyed Condor The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, A controlled draw That's a big slice Begin the back nine holes, And snap your club in half. Waggle your hips and swing Tearing up a scorecard Using your putter to plumb-bob, And swing. Duck hook! Reading the green, Arnold Palmer Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow. At St. Andrews.

Good rhythm You got the yips Chip and run Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Visit the golf range, Jigger You deserve a mulligan. Good break! And snap your club in half. Chip in You deserve a mulligan. Waggle your hips and swing Out of frustration The 19th Hole. Steady footwork Good rhythm Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tearing up a scorecard Swear at the Captain and get banned. You need more lessons! Taking a practise swing, Brassie A controlled draw Short irons Start your backswing, take it slow.