Golf Ipsum

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Walking over the putting green

Condor Completely missed the ball, oops! Aiming for the groundsman Making a lot of noise Mind where the divot lands! The 19th Hole. Open clubface Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jigger Taking a practise swing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an eagle.

Dancing on the practise ground. That's a gimme. Tiger Woods Phil Mickelson Gary Player "Get in the hole!".

Time to buy some new clubs And lose your mind, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Fried egg Score a bogey Weak grip Roll around on the ground laughing, At St. Andrews, While drinking beer Arnold Palmer Taking a practise swing, For getting banned from the course.

That's a gimme. And shank it. Niblick While heckling your opponent, And lose your mind, Pulled to the left Run down the fairway shouting You skied it! Begin the front nine holes, Ben Hogan The 19th Hole. Cheating on the next hole Better luck next time! Better luck next time! A gentle fade Pushed to the right While drinking beer Phoenix You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Splash shot Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Use your Lob Wedge The 19th Hole. Hit it as hard as you can Long irons.

Tee off Brassie A scratch golfer, And good luck! Act your age and not like a pro. Tee off Tearing up a scorecard Niblick At the Clubhouse, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Chip in Swing quickly, While drinking beer Arnold Palmer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Take a mulligan, Reading the green, Completely missed the ball, oops! Top your tee shot, Take a mulligan, Gary Player Run down the fairway shouting Swing quickly, Pitching Wedge You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice Waggle your hips and swing Tom Watson.