Golf Ipsum

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You deserve a mulligan

Making a lot of noise Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a double bogey Get your 5 wood And good luck! Gary Player Brassie Score a double bogey Pitch and run Chip in Steady footwork Dancing on the practise ground. Losing your ball in the rough, Feeling happy now, Fried egg Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain.

A scratch golfer, Thinking your at Sunningdale Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge Struck by lightning A gentle fade Waggle your hips and swing.

And shank it. Feeling happy now, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing, The 19th Hole. Open stance Win the Green Jacket Open clubface Score a double bogey And shank it. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a par Hole in One! Splash shot Pitch and run Score a double bogey You got the yips Score a par Aiming for the groundsman Pulled to the left Pushed to the right To distract your opponent For packing in golf.

Tiger Woods Pitch and run Cheating on the next hole Swear at the Captain and get banned. For packing in golf Pull out the driver and.... You skied it! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a birdie.

Phoenix At the Clubhouse, Duck hook! You got the yips Looking for a new angle of attack Tee off Plugged lie in the bunker Short irons And shank it. While drinking beer Jigger Hole in One! Pull out the driver and.... That's a floater. Good break! Take a mulligan, Act your age and not like a pro.