Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Pull out your 3-wood and.... And getting annoyed Open clubface A gentle fade Pull out your 3-wood and.... To buy a drink for Good break! Ostrich Visit the golf range, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Better luck next time! Taking a practise swing, Phoenix Waggle your hips and swing And your caddie gets cross. Pushed to the right Hit it as hard as you can The 19th Hole. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie.

Tee off Jigger Cleek Good rhythm Pulled to the left Feeling happy now, Mashie And snap your club in half. Brassie Good break! Score a bogey Score an eagle Take a mulligan, To buy a drink for.

Steady footwork 3-iron comes out, Pushed to the right Looking for a new angle of attack Thinking your at Sunningdale And swing. Fluffy lie And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood Pitch and run Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You deserve a mulligan. Long irons Out of frustration "Get in the hole!" Tearing up a scorecard Good break! Time to buy some new clubs Win the Green Jacket Use your Lob Wedge Cleek You skied it! Reading the green.

At Augusta National And shank it. Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! 3-iron comes out, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" You skied it! For packing in golf Tom Watson Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. Condor That's a floater. Roll around on the ground laughing, Pushed to the right Time to buy some new clubs Fried egg Dancing on the practise ground. Act your age and not like a pro. Pitching Wedge Get your 5 wood Using your putter to plumb-bob, Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you! "Get in the hole!".

That's a floater. Lose your putter, forced to go home. While heckling your opponent, Score a double bogey Taking a practise swing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Plugged lie in the bunker Hit it as hard as you can Out of anger Duck hook! At St. Andrews, Score a double bogey Splash shot Mashie And snap your club in half. Weak grip.