Golf Ipsum

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Mind where the divot lands!

That's a big hook Tom Watson Open clubface Score a birdie Tee off The 19th Hole. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Fluffy lie Weak grip Lose your putter, forced to go home. Taking a practise swing, Open clubface Pitch and run Plugged lie in the bunker Struck by lightning Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. You skied it!

And snap your club in half. At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson Cheating on the next hole.

Good break! Cheating on the next hole And snap your club in half. Condor Reading the green, To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned. Duck hook!

Run down the fairway shouting Swing quickly, To buy a drink for Hole in One! Visit the golf range, Taking a practise swing, Pitching Wedge And shank it. Cleek Out of frustration Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a birdie.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Walking over the putting green. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Condor Tom Watson Pitching Wedge Mashie For packing in golf Time to buy some new clubs Out of anger Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. Ben Hogan Begin the back nine holes.