Golf Ipsum

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A scratch golfer

Good rhythm You got the yips Long irons And your caddie gets cross. A gentle fade And swing. And getting annoyed Run down the fairway shouting Hole in One! And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Open stance You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer.

Open stance Out of frustration Gary Player Ben Hogan Texas Wedge Tom Watson You skied it! Score an eagle That's a floater. Visit the golf range, Tiger Woods Out of anger Long irons Good rhythm Steady footwork Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Take a mulligan, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score a bogey Score an albatross.

Start your backswing, take it slow. 3-iron comes out, Roll around on the ground laughing, Long irons Short irons.

Cleek Jigger You skied it! Tee off Tearing up a scorecard A gentle fade At St. Andrews, Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Mashie Out of anger Plugged lie in the bunker At the Clubhouse, Jack Nicklaus For packing in golf Score a par Completely missed the ball, oops! Thinking your at Sunningdale Feeling happy now, Tiger Woods The 19th Hole. Texas Wedge Waggle your hips and swing.

While heckling your opponent, And lose your mind, Score an eagle Ben Hogan And snap your club in half. Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood Score a par Take a mulligan, While heckling your opponent, Use your Lob Wedge Act your age and not like a pro. Pitch and run And swing. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Mind where the divot lands!