Golf Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs: Include title?

That's a big hook

Ostrich Texas Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Cleek Chip in That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes, A scratch golfer, Better luck next time! Tom Watson Score an albatross Hole in One! Fluffy lie.

Jigger Short irons Thinking your at Sunningdale And swing. While drinking beer Score a double bogey Spoon Cheating on the next hole Short irons Score a birdie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Begin the back nine holes, Tee off Good rhythm.

At the Clubhouse, That's a big hook Pull out your 3-wood and.... The 19th Hole. Act your age and not like a pro. Fried egg You need more lessons! Duck hook! Mind where the divot lands!

Score an eagle A gentle fade Texas Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Swing quickly, For packing in golf Act your age and not like a pro. Hole in One! Looking for a new angle of attack Phil Mickelson Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons Score a par Take a mulligan, Dancing on the practise ground. Get a new Sand Iron To distract your opponent Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip in Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a par Texas Wedge Open stance Run down the fairway shouting.

Jigger And getting annoyed To buy a drink for Open clubface Reading the green, Splash shot Act your age and not like a pro. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cleek Steady footwork.