Golf Ipsum
Hole in One!
Splash shot For getting banned from the course. Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie You deserve a mulligan. Brassie Jack Nicklaus Hole in One! And shank it. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And lose your mind, Splash shot Mashie Pulled to the left Looking for a new angle of attack Take a mulligan, Use your Lob Wedge For packing in golf A gentle fade Rub of the green And getting annoyed And shank it. And shank it. Open stance And lose your mind, Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course.
Top your tee shot, Mashie Reading the green, Get a new Sand Iron Thinking your at Sunningdale Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for Get a new Sand Iron Score a birdie Reading the green, Dancing on the practise ground. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Begin the front nine holes, Condor That's a gimme. Pulled to the left Score a par Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting Top your tee shot, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Long irons.
To buy a drink for Tom Watson Roll around on the ground laughing, Fluffy lie Cleek Score a bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tom Watson Score a bogey Cleek And your caddie gets cross. Jigger Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out, Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score a bogey Losing your ball in the rough, That's a gimme. Condor Plugged lie in the bunker Lose your putter, forced to go home. Reading the green, And swing. Taking a practise swing, Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mashie Looking for a new angle of attack.
Cleek Long irons Fluffy lie Pitch and run At St. Andrews, Cheating on the next hole The 19th Hole. And getting annoyed Score a par That's a big hook Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Aiming for the groundsman While drinking beer Out of anger Tee off Using your putter to plumb-bob, Use your Lob Wedge The 19th Hole. Plugged lie in the bunker That's a big hook Pitch and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Begin the back nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs.
Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, Thinking your at Sunningdale Time to buy some new clubs Tiger Woods Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross For getting banned from the course. Splash shot Spoon Good rhythm Visit the golf range, Begin the front nine holes, Take a mulligan, Rub of the green Your ball hits the Captain, While heckling your opponent, Ostrich That's a floater. Ben Hogan To buy a drink for.