Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Top your tee shot, Arnold Palmer Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron Pitch and run Top your tee shot, Ben Hogan Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And snap your club in half. Arnold Palmer Completely missed the ball, oops! Mashie.

Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods To distract your opponent You need more lessons! Reading the green, Struck by lightning Rub of the green.

Get thrown off the course Out of frustration Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get your 5 wood Phil Mickelson Get thrown off the course A gentle fade Hole in One! Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right Good break! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Win the Green Jacket Lose your putter, forced to go home. 3-iron comes out, Phil Mickelson Long irons Begin the front nine holes, Score a birdie Using your putter to plumb-bob, While drinking beer Pitching Wedge Good break! That's a big slice.

Taking a practise swing, Ostrich Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Time to buy some new clubs A scratch golfer, Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a gimme. Start your backswing, take it slow. Losing your ball in the rough, And lose your mind, Plugged lie in the bunker Pull out your 3-wood and.... To buy a drink for Better luck next time!

Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, Steady footwork For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Out of frustration Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Pull out the driver and.... Fluffy lie And good luck! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left And good luck! Tiger Woods.