Golf Ipsum

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Pitch and run

Chip and run Duck hook! You need more lessons! Better luck next time! Chip and run Score an eagle Roll around on the ground laughing.

A scratch golfer, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Chip in For getting banned from the course. You deserve a mulligan. Chip and run That's a gimme. For getting banned from the course. Visit the golf range, Condor Dancing on the practise ground. Gary Player At St. Andrews, Pitch and run Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Lose your putter, forced to go home. You skied it! You got the yips Making a lot of noise Mashie.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Act your age and not like a pro. Take a mulligan, And your caddie gets cross. Dancing on the practise ground. Taking a practise swing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Cleek Weak grip A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Time to buy some new clubs To buy a drink for Arnold Palmer Open clubface Tiger Woods Good rhythm Ben Hogan Chip and run Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tom Watson Time to buy some new clubs That's a big hook Take a mulligan, Brassie Open clubface Get thrown off the course And lose your mind, Pulled to the left Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Mashie Tee off.

Plugged lie in the bunker And shank it. Pull out your 3-wood and.... And swing. Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phoenix Aiming for the groundsman For getting banned from the course. Tearing up a scorecard Ostrich Waggle your hips and swing Jack Nicklaus Texas Wedge Out of anger A controlled draw Open clubface Reading the green, Mind where the divot lands! Weak grip Lose your putter, forced to go home.