Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get thrown off the course "Get in the hole!" And good luck! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fluffy lie You got the yips Start your backswing, take it slow. Carrying your clubs The 19th Hole. Arnold Palmer Score a double bogey At St. Andrews, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Better luck next time! Rub of the green.

Out of frustration Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs Mind where the divot lands! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons At St. Andrews, And shank it. To distract your opponent Chip in And swing. Walking over the putting green. Score a par Cheating on the next hole Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. That's a big hook.

Hit it as hard as you can Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs Cleek For getting banned from the course. You need more lessons! Short irons Reading the green, Hit it as hard as you can Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right Plugged lie in the bunker Arnold Palmer Walking over the putting green. And your caddie gets cross. Time to buy some new clubs Long irons Phil Mickelson Score a par Good rhythm Roll around on the ground laughing, Better luck next time! Ben Hogan Score an albatross Better luck next time! For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus Tee off.

Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big slice A scratch golfer, Duck hook! Begin the front nine holes, And getting annoyed Run down the fairway shouting Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run That's a floater. Out of frustration Your ball hits the Captain, Cleek Pull out your 3-wood and.... Start your backswing, take it slow. That's a big hook Weak grip Time to buy some new clubs.

Spoon And good luck! For getting banned from the course. That's a gimme. To buy a drink for Pitch and run Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Waggle your hips and swing Get a new Sand Iron Completely missed the ball, oops! Act your age and not like a pro. Reading the green, Completely missed the ball, oops! Looking for a new angle of attack Get thrown off the course Score a par At Augusta National Tom Watson Carrying your clubs.