Golf Ipsum

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That's a big slice

Dancing on the practise ground. Rub of the green Jigger Ostrich Fluffy lie Start your backswing, take it slow. Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out the driver and.... A controlled draw Win the Green Jacket Fluffy lie Cheating on the next hole And good luck! While drinking beer Taking a practise swing, Jigger Taking a practise swing, That's a gimme. That's a big slice Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Begin the back nine holes, Rub of the green Visit the golf range, Rub of the green Short irons And your caddie gets cross. Steady footwork Pitch and run Carrying your clubs Get a new Sand Iron Condor Phil Mickelson Gary Player Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! To distract your opponent While drinking beer Ben Hogan For packing in golf Chip and run Visit the golf range, Begin the back nine holes, While drinking beer Struck by lightning While heckling your opponent, Pulled to the left Taking a practise swing.

Cleek Short irons Using your putter to plumb-bob, Cleek Niblick Win the Green Jacket.

Fluffy lie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Plugged lie in the bunker Time to buy some new clubs You deserve a mulligan. Cheating on the next hole Long irons Aiming for the groundsman Win the Green Jacket Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting And getting annoyed Get your 5 wood.

Plugged lie in the bunker Long irons Score an albatross Begin the front nine holes, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Weak grip Good rhythm Good rhythm Ben Hogan Chip in And shank it. Tom Watson Score an albatross Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman Shouting Fore as loud as you can.