Golf Ipsum

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Reading the green

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A scratch golfer, Fried egg Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Mashie 3-iron comes out, Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. 3-iron comes out.

That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook Tiger Woods Arnold Palmer.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And swing. Fluffy lie Chip in Reading the green, Pitching Wedge Feeling happy now, Looking for a new angle of attack Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, For packing in golf Tom Watson Out of anger Cleek Mashie Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open stance And snap your club in half. While drinking beer Top your tee shot, At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Splash shot.

While drinking beer Your ball hits the Captain, Niblick Score a double bogey Weak grip Fluffy lie Mind where the divot lands! Walking over the putting green. Win the Green Jacket That's a big slice Reading the green, Take a mulligan, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a big hook Score a birdie And swing. Time to buy some new clubs A scratch golfer, Aiming for the groundsman.

While heckling your opponent, Condor Open clubface For packing in golf Pull out the driver and.... Niblick Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. Act your age and not like a pro.