Golf Ipsum
You need more lessons!
And your caddie gets cross. Cleek Score a double bogey That's a big hook Taking a practise swing, You need more lessons!
Score a double bogey And your caddie gets cross. That's a floater. Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole Condor Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And lose your mind, Get thrown off the course That's a big hook Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson Get thrown off the course Begin the back nine holes, Hit it as hard as you can Cleek Texas Wedge "Get in the hole!" Making a lot of noise You skied it! And shank it. Struck by lightning.
And swing. Tee off That's a floater. Arnold Palmer Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Top your tee shot, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Taking a practise swing, Good rhythm Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, Pulled to the left At Augusta National Swear at the Captain and get banned. Carrying your clubs Phoenix Brassie Chip in Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half. That's a big hook Pulled to the left.
Pitching Wedge While heckling your opponent, Hit it as hard as you can Ben Hogan Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly, Start your backswing, take it slow. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Looking for a new angle of attack Long irons At St. Andrews, Thinking your at Sunningdale Jigger Score a birdie Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, Open stance Rub of the green Phoenix Top your tee shot, Weak grip Mashie To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned.
At St. Andrews, Get your 5 wood Duck hook! Looking for a new angle of attack Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, Making a lot of noise Ostrich At Augusta National Begin the back nine holes, You need more lessons! Walking over the putting green. Chip in Pulled to the left Carrying your clubs Out of frustration And good luck! Fluffy lie Tearing up a scorecard Score a double bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Open clubface.