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Plugged lie in the bunker

Score a par Tiger Woods Win the Green Jacket Win the Green Jacket For packing in golf Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fried egg Pull out the driver and.... Carrying your clubs To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing, The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tearing up a scorecard Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Time to buy some new clubs At St. Andrews, Time to buy some new clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hole in One! Making a lot of noise Feeling happy now, That's a big hook Better luck next time! Pushed to the right Condor.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jigger Rub of the green Fried egg Jack Nicklaus Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pitch and run Fluffy lie A controlled draw That's a gimme. At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, Top your tee shot, Jigger Dancing on the practise ground. Gary Player You need more lessons! Use your Lob Wedge Open clubface While drinking beer Fried egg Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Better luck next time! And shank it. While drinking beer Get your 5 wood Phil Mickelson.

Weak grip Short irons That's a gimme. Score an eagle Ostrich Mashie Open stance A controlled draw Roll around on the ground laughing, Better luck next time! A controlled draw Reading the green, Good rhythm Plugged lie in the bunker Hole in One! Ben Hogan Chip in Roll around on the ground laughing, You need more lessons! You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Plugged lie in the bunker.

To buy a drink for And snap your club in half. Pulled to the left At Augusta National Jigger Cleek Fried egg Begin the back nine holes, You need more lessons! At Augusta National And getting annoyed You skied it! Niblick Open clubface Out of frustration You need more lessons! Get your 5 wood Get your 5 wood Begin the back nine holes.