Golf Ipsum
Open stance
Good break! Gary Player Mind where the divot lands! Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Reading the green, Thinking your at Sunningdale Spoon At the Clubhouse.
Jigger Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tom Watson Use your Lob Wedge Cheating on the next hole And lose your mind, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Better luck next time! Steady footwork A scratch golfer, Hole in One! Mind where the divot lands! Struck by lightning Arnold Palmer Phil Mickelson Out of anger Use your Lob Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Tee off Chip and run Pitch and run Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Mashie Fried egg Pulled to the left Niblick A gentle fade.
Waggle your hips and swing For packing in golf Your ball hits the Captain, For packing in golf Walking over the putting green. Niblick That's a big slice That's a big hook Mashie Condor Waggle your hips and swing Act your age and not like a pro. Chip and run You skied it! Struck by lightning Tearing up a scorecard Dancing on the practise ground. Roll around on the ground laughing, Top your tee shot, And snap your club in half. For getting banned from the course. Score an albatross Niblick.
You got the yips At Augusta National Good rhythm That's a big hook Tearing up a scorecard A gentle fade For packing in golf Aiming for the groundsman Open clubface Mind where the divot lands! And good luck! Thinking your at Sunningdale Ben Hogan A gentle fade Time to buy some new clubs Act your age and not like a pro. And swing. While drinking beer Looking for a new angle of attack Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. Walking over the putting green. Score a bogey That's a big hook.
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Making a lot of noise Fried egg Gary Player Pitching Wedge A scratch golfer, Dancing on the practise ground. Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Jigger Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, Losing your ball in the rough, Mashie Duck hook! Phil Mickelson Get your 5 wood And your caddie gets cross. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range.