Golf Ipsum

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Cheating on the next hole

Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey That's a gimme. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Act your age and not like a pro. Looking for a new angle of attack Cheating on the next hole While heckling your opponent, You need more lessons! And lose your mind, Good break! Good break! Weak grip Fried egg Mashie Looking for a new angle of attack Jigger Fried egg Score a bogey Phoenix Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... Get your 5 wood Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson.

You need more lessons! Good rhythm You got the yips That's a big slice Niblick And good luck! Good rhythm Open stance Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Win the Green Jacket Visit the golf range, Ben Hogan Texas Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing.

Phoenix At Augusta National At the Clubhouse, A controlled draw Score a par Dancing on the practise ground. And lose your mind, Pulled to the left Losing your ball in the rough, Condor Hit it as hard as you can While heckling your opponent, Get thrown off the course.

The 19th Hole. And good luck! That's a big slice That's a floater. And getting annoyed Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Score a birdie Ostrich Score a birdie To distract your opponent You got the yips At the Clubhouse, Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. Good break! And getting annoyed Steady footwork Struck by lightning Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Feeling happy now, Hole in One! Begin the front nine holes, Tom Watson Good break! At the Clubhouse, Shouting Fore as loud as you can.