Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Good break! Win the Green Jacket At Augusta National Open stance And shank it. Fried egg Rub of the green Walking over the putting green. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Open stance Your ball hits the Captain, Your ball hits the Captain, Better luck next time! Making a lot of noise Pitching Wedge Cleek Fried egg Tearing up a scorecard At the Clubhouse, Lose your putter, forced to go home.

And snap your club in half. Pulled to the left Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Struck by lightning And good luck! At the Clubhouse, Reading the green, Pushed to the right Out of anger While drinking beer Good rhythm At the Clubhouse, Pulled to the left Get your 5 wood Visit the golf range, Spoon Jack Nicklaus.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind, Score a double bogey Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jack Nicklaus Duck hook! Cleek.

Swing quickly, Hole in One! While drinking beer Arnold Palmer You deserve a mulligan. That's a floater. And your caddie gets cross. Score an albatross 3-iron comes out, Your ball hits the Captain, Phil Mickelson Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme. Steady footwork Your ball hits the Captain, Use your Lob Wedge Top your tee shot, You deserve a mulligan. Fried egg.

Long irons And your caddie gets cross. Visit the golf range, Jack Nicklaus Begin the back nine holes, Start your backswing, take it slow. Walking over the putting green. Tearing up a scorecard That's a big hook Take a mulligan, Taking a practise swing, Dancing on the practise ground. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Take a mulligan, The 19th Hole. 3-iron comes out, Spoon Good rhythm Phil Mickelson Begin the front nine holes, That's a floater.