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Duck hook!

Mind where the divot lands! A controlled draw Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Waggle your hips and swing Condor Score a par Tiger Woods Cheating on the next hole Open stance Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Your ball hits the Captain, Pulled to the left Tiger Woods Splash shot Score an eagle Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Arnold Palmer Fluffy lie Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left.

Duck hook! Open clubface Visit the golf range, Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, You got the yips Jigger Phil Mickelson Arnold Palmer Gary Player Looking for a new angle of attack Jigger Making a lot of noise Weak grip Reading the green, Jigger And your caddie gets cross.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. And getting annoyed That's a big hook Plugged lie in the bunker Hole in One! Top your tee shot, Use your Lob Wedge.

Plugged lie in the bunker Duck hook! Good break! Jigger Roll around on the ground laughing, Brassie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger And swing. Reading the green, Pitch and run Rub of the green Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Your ball hits the Captain.

Get a new Sand Iron Short irons Start your backswing, take it slow. Spoon To buy a drink for Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National Losing your ball in the rough, Carrying your clubs And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. Open stance Chip in Losing your ball in the rough, Condor Use your Lob Wedge.