Golf Ipsum
Looking for a new angle of attack
Chip in That's a big hook While heckling your opponent, And shank it. Score an eagle Duck hook! Use your Lob Wedge Time to buy some new clubs And good luck! Chip in Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hit it as hard as you can.
That's a big slice Run down the fairway shouting That's a big hook A scratch golfer, Jigger Get your 5 wood The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. Niblick Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And lose your mind, You got the yips Begin the back nine holes, Take a mulligan, Get thrown off the course Out of frustration Pitching Wedge Long irons To buy a drink for To buy a drink for Losing your ball in the rough.
Splash shot Taking a practise swing, Gary Player Good rhythm Pulled to the left And your caddie gets cross. Carrying your clubs Short irons Thinking your at Sunningdale Looking for a new angle of attack Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For getting banned from the course.
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Spoon Your ball hits the Captain, Get thrown off the course Swing quickly, Get thrown off the course Cleek Reading the green, Long irons Score an albatross That's a floater. Score a par Steady footwork Use your Lob Wedge A controlled draw Long irons Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Act your age and not like a pro. While heckling your opponent, And getting annoyed Struck by lightning Score a birdie A controlled draw Phoenix.
Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, While heckling your opponent, Pitching Wedge That's a big slice And your caddie gets cross. Roll around on the ground laughing, Hole in One! Splash shot Swing quickly, Rub of the green You skied it! Score a par Run down the fairway shouting Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Reading the green, Begin the front nine holes, Pitch and run Score an albatross Out of anger Niblick Splash shot Tom Watson Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hole in One! Pitch and run Pushed to the right Good rhythm.