Golf Ipsum

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Oops, your ball is in the bunker

Spoon Tom Watson The 19th Hole. Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Score an eagle And swing. Dancing on the practise ground. That's a floater. A scratch golfer, Pitching Wedge Rub of the green Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a par.

Steady footwork 3-iron comes out, Cheating on the next hole Spoon Pulled to the left Better luck next time! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Phoenix Cheating on the next hole Dancing on the practise ground. Score a double bogey Losing your ball in the rough, And swing. Score a double bogey Chip in Reading the green, Splash shot Feeling happy now, While drinking beer Carrying your clubs Dancing on the practise ground.

At St. Andrews, And lose your mind, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip in Swear at the Captain and get banned. For getting banned from the course. Feeling happy now, Tom Watson Run down the fairway shouting Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Short irons Fluffy lie Visit the golf range, Rub of the green Waggle your hips and swing Taking a practise swing, And good luck! Short irons Texas Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Cleek Cheating on the next hole Pitching Wedge Pulled to the left Plugged lie in the bunker Ben Hogan Open clubface.

Your ball hits the Captain, And your caddie gets cross. Pushed to the right Score an eagle Tearing up a scorecard That's a gimme. Ben Hogan A scratch golfer, Time to buy some new clubs Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cheating on the next hole At the Clubhouse, Feeling happy now, Gary Player While drinking beer To buy a drink for And lose your mind.