Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm And snap your club in half. Hole in One! You deserve a mulligan. You need more lessons! And shank it. Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player You deserve a mulligan. Tiger Woods Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Begin the front nine holes, Tiger Woods While heckling your opponent, The 19th Hole. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ostrich That's a big slice.

Weak grip Gary Player Ostrich Score a par And swing. That's a floater. Jack Nicklaus At the Clubhouse, 3-iron comes out, Reading the green, While heckling your opponent.

Jigger At St. Andrews, Swing quickly, Open stance Top your tee shot, Making a lot of noise Feeling happy now, Taking a practise swing, Score a birdie To buy a drink for Time to buy some new clubs Pulled to the left Chip and run You skied it! Open clubface.

Thinking your at Sunningdale And lose your mind, Losing your ball in the rough, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a birdie Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run Start your backswing, take it slow.

Pitching Wedge Looking for a new angle of attack While heckling your opponent, Niblick Struck by lightning Taking a practise swing, That's a gimme. Taking a practise swing, Pushed to the right For packing in golf Start your backswing, take it slow. For getting banned from the course. Act your age and not like a pro. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Jack Nicklaus That's a big slice Niblick Pull out the driver and.... Cleek Score a par Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left You got the yips Reading the green.