Golf Ipsum

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Swear at the Captain and get banned

Gary Player Pull out the driver and.... For packing in golf You got the yips Swing quickly, Reading the green.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Condor Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro. Using your putter to plumb-bob, For getting banned from the course. Chip and run Feeling happy now, Act your age and not like a pro. Score a birdie Making a lot of noise Dancing on the practise ground. Reading the green, Condor To buy a drink for Taking a practise swing, To distract your opponent Time to buy some new clubs You skied it! Hole in One! Time to buy some new clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And snap your club in half. Top your tee shot, 3-iron comes out, While drinking beer Hole in One!

Phoenix Score a bogey Dancing on the practise ground. Dancing on the practise ground. Fluffy lie Spoon For getting banned from the course. Niblick Cleek Get thrown off the course While heckling your opponent, And swing. And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You skied it! Phoenix For packing in golf Roll around on the ground laughing, You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. Top your tee shot, Pulled to the left Visit the golf range, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Good break! Score an eagle Your ball hits the Captain, And good luck! Niblick While drinking beer Open stance.

Get a new Sand Iron Gary Player Texas Wedge Steady footwork Walking over the putting green. Jack Nicklaus Short irons Open clubface Fried egg That's a big hook The 19th Hole. Using your putter to plumb-bob, And getting annoyed 3-iron comes out, Jigger Score a par Fried egg Using your putter to plumb-bob.