Golf Ipsum

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For packing in golf

Duck hook! Ostrich Good rhythm Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Better luck next time!

Arnold Palmer Swear at the Captain and get banned. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Roll around on the ground laughing, Cleek Run down the fairway shouting Cleek Your ball hits the Captain.

Brassie Weak grip You need more lessons! Weak grip And getting annoyed Score a double bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Time to buy some new clubs 3-iron comes out.

The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, For getting banned from the course. Get your 5 wood Feeling happy now, And swing. Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, You need more lessons! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get thrown off the course Begin the back nine holes, "Get in the hole!" The 19th Hole. Feeling happy now, That's a gimme. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods Waggle your hips and swing And getting annoyed Get your 5 wood Tearing up a scorecard You deserve a mulligan. Roll around on the ground laughing.

Tearing up a scorecard At the Clubhouse, Phoenix The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, Condor Rub of the green.