Golf Ipsum
Mind where the divot lands!
That's a big slice Arnold Palmer Time to buy some new clubs Use your Lob Wedge Fluffy lie Carrying your clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a double bogey Score an eagle Visit the golf range, Take a mulligan, You got the yips Jigger Pitching Wedge Score a bogey Mashie Your ball hits the Captain, Completely missed the ball, oops!
While heckling your opponent, Losing your ball in the rough, Score a par Phoenix Start your backswing, take it slow. Score an albatross Run down the fairway shouting While drinking beer Score a birdie Take a mulligan, Chip in Open stance Swing quickly, Jack Nicklaus Score a birdie That's a floater. Cleek.
And lose your mind, Hit it as hard as you can Losing your ball in the rough, "Get in the hole!" And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dancing on the practise ground. At the Clubhouse, Your ball hits the Captain, Tom Watson Good rhythm And snap your club in half. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the back nine holes, Arnold Palmer Tee off At Augusta National You got the yips For packing in golf.
Chip in Phil Mickelson Act your age and not like a pro. Losing your ball in the rough, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A scratch golfer, Cheating on the next hole Act your age and not like a pro. Use your Lob Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Rub of the green Score a birdie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tee off Losing your ball in the rough, Ben Hogan A controlled draw Better luck next time! Losing your ball in the rough, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, Get a new Sand Iron.
To buy a drink for Gary Player Chip and run Phil Mickelson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Top your tee shot, Chip in Use your Lob Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Plugged lie in the bunker At the Clubhouse, For getting banned from the course. Score a double bogey Cheating on the next hole And snap your club in half. You need more lessons! Reading the green, Use your Lob Wedge Duck hook! Begin the front nine holes, The 19th Hole. Top your tee shot, Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson Win the Green Jacket Take a mulligan, Score a double bogey The 19th Hole.