Golf Ipsum

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Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a bogey Tom Watson Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, That's a big hook Top your tee shot, And good luck!

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good rhythm Get your 5 wood Use your Lob Wedge Phil Mickelson Walking over the putting green. Mashie Act your age and not like a pro. Hole in One! Start your backswing, take it slow. Waggle your hips and swing.

At the Clubhouse, Use your Lob Wedge Pitching Wedge Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Top your tee shot, Taking a practise swing, For getting banned from the course. And shank it. For packing in golf Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fried egg Score a double bogey Act your age and not like a pro. Plugged lie in the bunker Chip and run Niblick Waggle your hips and swing Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You deserve a mulligan. Score a double bogey.

Taking a practise swing, For getting banned from the course. Spoon And good luck! Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips The 19th Hole.

Gary Player Feeling happy now, Tee off Pitching Wedge Visit the golf range, And swing. Take a mulligan, Carrying your clubs Losing your ball in the rough, Splash shot While drinking beer Duck hook!