Golf Ipsum

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Roll around on the ground laughing

Duck hook! Hit it as hard as you can For packing in golf Brassie Pitch and run And shank it. And shank it. Use your Lob Wedge Chip and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Visit the golf range, While drinking beer.

Gary Player Out of frustration Long irons Cheating on the next hole Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a big hook Completely missed the ball, oops! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And shank it. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Walking over the putting green. Short irons Arnold Palmer Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a gimme. And swing.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Good break! Score a double bogey Cleek Open clubface Start your backswing, take it slow. To distract your opponent That's a floater. To buy a drink for Phil Mickelson And good luck! Score an eagle Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swing quickly, Carrying your clubs Tom Watson Phoenix Hole in One! Struck by lightning.

Plugged lie in the bunker Taking a practise swing, And shank it. Weak grip Use your Lob Wedge Begin the front nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Use your Lob Wedge.

At Augusta National And lose your mind, Losing your ball in the rough, Losing your ball in the rough, Begin the back nine holes, Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home. A gentle fade At the Clubhouse, Fluffy lie Score a double bogey At St. Andrews, Thinking your at Sunningdale "Get in the hole!" Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pushed to the right For packing in golf Using your putter to plumb-bob, For packing in golf Tiger Woods.