Golf Ipsum

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Act your age and not like a pro

Brassie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a birdie A scratch golfer, At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Score a double bogey The 19th Hole. Looking for a new angle of attack Start your backswing, take it slow.

Fluffy lie Niblick Pushed to the right Score an eagle Brassie Phoenix.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Thinking your at Sunningdale Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Walking over the putting green. Making a lot of noise.

That's a gimme. Duck hook! Open stance To distract your opponent And your caddie gets cross. Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Act your age and not like a pro. Hit it as hard as you can Waggle your hips and swing Take a mulligan, Niblick Start your backswing, take it slow. You skied it! Cleek Get your 5 wood Arnold Palmer Cleek And getting annoyed.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Completely missed the ball, oops! Jack Nicklaus Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A controlled draw At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, At St. Andrews, That's a floater. You need more lessons! At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Lose your putter, forced to go home. Top your tee shot, Texas Wedge Long irons Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain, And lose your mind, Open stance At Augusta National A gentle fade Thinking your at Sunningdale Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Losing your ball in the rough, Completely missed the ball, oops! Score an albatross.