Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Score a double bogey For getting banned from the course. Score a bogey Short irons Begin the back nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, At Augusta National Hole in One! That's a gimme. Take a mulligan, Score a double bogey Gary Player That's a big slice Steady footwork To distract your opponent Tiger Woods Waggle your hips and swing Open clubface Jack Nicklaus.

Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Begin the front nine holes, Get your 5 wood And swing. Texas Wedge Carrying your clubs Mashie Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, At the Clubhouse, Brassie Hole in One! Making a lot of noise Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. Take a mulligan, Good break! Phil Mickelson Phil Mickelson Reading the green, Visit the golf range, Phil Mickelson Use your Lob Wedge Visit the golf range, To buy a drink for Score a birdie You skied it! Reading the green.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Weak grip And snap your club in half. To buy a drink for Weak grip Good break! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" Open clubface Begin the back nine holes, Jack Nicklaus Niblick Visit the golf range, Ben Hogan Chip and run Phoenix Mind where the divot lands! Aiming for the groundsman Brassie That's a big slice.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the back nine holes, Use your Lob Wedge Tee off Pulled to the left Short irons Splash shot Good rhythm Get your 5 wood Open stance The 19th Hole. To distract your opponent.

Get a new Sand Iron Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open clubface Score a bogey Hole in One! And getting annoyed Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Act your age and not like a pro. Walking over the putting green. Texas Wedge Fried egg And lose your mind, Chip in Ben Hogan Mashie Out of frustration That's a floater. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Take a mulligan, Reading the green, Begin the front nine holes.