Golf Ipsum

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Rub of the green

Plugged lie in the bunker That's a gimme. Phoenix Score a par And swing. Visit the golf range, Pull out your 3-wood and.... And lose your mind, Score a par Tee off Long irons Hit it as hard as you can While drinking beer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a par For getting banned from the course. Open clubface While heckling your opponent, You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score an albatross The 19th Hole. Use your Lob Wedge And good luck! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Completely missed the ball, oops! Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Begin the front nine holes, Score a par Weak grip Visit the golf range, Tiger Woods Feeling happy now, Dancing on the practise ground. That's a floater. Out of anger Niblick.

Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. The 19th Hole. Out of frustration A scratch golfer, You need more lessons! The 19th Hole. And shank it. Phoenix Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips And snap your club in half. Tom Watson Hole in One! Carrying your clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross.

3-iron comes out, Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Steady footwork At the Clubhouse, Score an albatross Shouting Fore as loud as you can.