Golf Ipsum

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3-iron comes out

Fluffy lie Hole in One! Cheating on the next hole Begin the front nine holes, And shank it. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good rhythm Score an albatross That's a big hook Ostrich Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips Visit the golf range, Long irons Weak grip Start your backswing, take it slow. Open clubface Losing your ball in the rough.

Time to buy some new clubs And good luck! Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" Texas Wedge.

Mind where the divot lands! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You need more lessons! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Tearing up a scorecard Looking for a new angle of attack Out of anger.

At the Clubhouse, Out of frustration Open stance Your ball hits the Captain, Open stance Score a par Waggle your hips and swing You skied it! Niblick You skied it! Arnold Palmer To buy a drink for Score a birdie That's a gimme. Tiger Woods Reading the green, You got the yips Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. Roll around on the ground laughing, 3-iron comes out, While heckling your opponent, Score an albatross And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, Losing your ball in the rough, Gary Player Splash shot Good rhythm.