Golf Ipsum
The 19th Hole
Good rhythm Ben Hogan Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pitch and run Get your 5 wood To distract your opponent You need more lessons! For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Looking for a new angle of attack A scratch golfer, Tee off Good break! Your ball hits the Captain, Struck by lightning Making a lot of noise A controlled draw Pull out your 3-wood and.... Struck by lightning Carrying your clubs Out of frustration And shank it. Aiming for the groundsman The 19th Hole. Score an albatross Weak grip Score a birdie.
"Get in the hole!" At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Arnold Palmer And getting annoyed Your ball hits the Captain, Chip and run Out of frustration Jigger Pitch and run Condor Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jigger Pull out the driver and.... Get a new Sand Iron Rub of the green Arnold Palmer Cleek Losing your ball in the rough, Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind, Out of frustration Pulled to the left Mashie Weak grip Tee off Better luck next time!
Reading the green, You skied it! Get thrown off the course At Augusta National And getting annoyed Jack Nicklaus.
Brassie Out of frustration Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Your ball hits the Captain, That's a gimme. A controlled draw Feeling happy now, A controlled draw And lose your mind, Tee off Score a par Begin the front nine holes, Score a double bogey Run down the fairway shouting Losing your ball in the rough, Hole in One!
"Get in the hole!" For getting banned from the course. Mind where the divot lands! That's a gimme. Steady footwork Act your age and not like a pro. Feeling happy now, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Making a lot of noise Cheating on the next hole Carrying your clubs Cleek.