Golf Ipsum

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Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Duck hook! Win the Green Jacket Fried egg Score a double bogey Tom Watson Win the Green Jacket Hit it as hard as you can And getting annoyed Tiger Woods.

The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, Begin the front nine holes, Mashie Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro. Rub of the green That's a big hook Chip in Mind where the divot lands! Act your age and not like a pro. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Fluffy lie Time to buy some new clubs.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Cleek At the Clubhouse, Ben Hogan Pulled to the left Pitching Wedge Take a mulligan, Get your 5 wood.

To distract your opponent Pulled to the left Your ball hits the Captain, Take a mulligan, 3-iron comes out, Open stance At the Clubhouse, Take a mulligan, Tee off The 19th Hole. Tearing up a scorecard Get a new Sand Iron Pitching Wedge Good rhythm Aiming for the groundsman Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons Texas Wedge Niblick Splash shot Rub of the green Chip in The 19th Hole. Time to buy some new clubs Cheating on the next hole.

Score an albatross Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. At the Clubhouse, Thinking your at Sunningdale Waggle your hips and swing Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! Score an eagle A gentle fade While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Gary Player And your caddie gets cross. You need more lessons! Run down the fairway shouting Gary Player Making a lot of noise That's a gimme. Looking for a new angle of attack And your caddie gets cross.