Golf Ipsum

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Short irons Taking a practise swing, Carrying your clubs Tom Watson While drinking beer Phoenix.

Ostrich Fried egg Ben Hogan Weak grip And getting annoyed Swear at the Captain and get banned. Duck hook! Gary Player Aiming for the groundsman.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Use your Lob Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Visit the golf range, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Fried egg The 19th Hole. That's a big slice Jack Nicklaus Phoenix.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Niblick That's a big hook Pitch and run Roll around on the ground laughing, Pitching Wedge That's a gimme. Brassie Good rhythm Pitch and run 3-iron comes out, While drinking beer Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ben Hogan Hit it as hard as you can Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Run down the fairway shouting Swing quickly, 3-iron comes out, And snap your club in half. Score an eagle.

Open clubface That's a big hook Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork Take a mulligan, That's a big slice Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green Out of anger Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a birdie Score an eagle Tom Watson Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a floater. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You need more lessons! Score a birdie.