Golf Ipsum
Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
That's a gimme. Swing quickly, Cleek Mashie And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Steady footwork For getting banned from the course. Score a double bogey Carrying your clubs Fluffy lie Mind where the divot lands! Carrying your clubs Mashie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a double bogey Pushed to the right Tee off And lose your mind, Pitching Wedge Chip in Walking over the putting green. Condor Good break! Phil Mickelson That's a big slice Arnold Palmer Hit it as hard as you can For getting banned from the course.
Open stance Waggle your hips and swing Duck hook! Spoon To distract your opponent Score an eagle Score an albatross Arnold Palmer Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Score a par Phoenix You deserve a mulligan. You skied it! Hit it as hard as you can Fried egg 3-iron comes out, Rub of the green Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At St. Andrews.
Feeling happy now, At the Clubhouse, Chip in Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, For packing in golf Act your age and not like a pro. Ben Hogan For getting banned from the course. And swing. Feeling happy now, Fried egg Fluffy lie Spoon While heckling your opponent, Ostrich Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough, And lose your mind, Hole in One! Visit the golf range.
Open clubface Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Looking for a new angle of attack To buy a drink for A gentle fade Tee off Score an albatross That's a floater. You skied it! A controlled draw Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. That's a big slice Score a bogey To distract your opponent Weak grip Ben Hogan Pushed to the right.
Carrying your clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Waggle your hips and swing Waggle your hips and swing And lose your mind, Long irons Looking for a new angle of attack You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, Score an albatross Pitching Wedge Cleek Mashie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Ostrich.