Golf Ipsum
Pushed to the right
Run down the fairway shouting You skied it! Condor Splash shot Out of frustration Get thrown off the course While drinking beer That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. Score a birdie Splash shot For packing in golf Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pushed to the right Hit it as hard as you can Pull out the driver and.... Good break! Phoenix Steady footwork That's a gimme. Mashie Phoenix.
Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Good break! And shank it. Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a bogey Chip and run Plugged lie in the bunker And good luck! The 19th Hole. The 19th Hole. Win the Green Jacket While drinking beer Good rhythm Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Run down the fairway shouting The 19th Hole. Score an albatross Aiming for the groundsman Rub of the green At St. Andrews, That's a floater. 3-iron comes out.
And swing. Short irons Condor Short irons Spoon Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Top your tee shot, Pushed to the right Begin the back nine holes, Pushed to the right Long irons You got the yips Plugged lie in the bunker Run down the fairway shouting Fluffy lie Niblick Phil Mickelson.
Begin the back nine holes, Chip in Out of anger Duck hook! Condor Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a birdie Swing quickly, A gentle fade Cheating on the next hole Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix Open stance Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. And good luck! And shank it. Struck by lightning You got the yips Texas Wedge Visit the golf range, Your ball hits the Captain, Hole in One! Hole in One! That's a floater. Phil Mickelson Act your age and not like a pro. Score an eagle Begin the back nine holes.
A gentle fade Mind where the divot lands! Top your tee shot, Get a new Sand Iron Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Niblick A controlled draw Score an albatross At St. Andrews, Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! Score a birdie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Niblick And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, For getting banned from the course. Ben Hogan You got the yips Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Brassie.