Golf Ipsum

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Long irons For packing in golf Waggle your hips and swing Arnold Palmer Roll around on the ground laughing, Win the Green Jacket Use your Lob Wedge Duck hook! Hole in One! Hole in One!

Taking a practise swing, Aiming for the groundsman Begin the back nine holes, Phoenix That's a floater. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. 3-iron comes out, A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Arnold Palmer Run down the fairway shouting Dancing on the practise ground.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Spoon To buy a drink for While drinking beer Completely missed the ball, oops! Duck hook! Struck by lightning Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

A controlled draw Good break! And lose your mind, And shank it. For getting banned from the course. Making a lot of noise Carrying your clubs That's a floater.

Jack Nicklaus Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tearing up a scorecard Act your age and not like a pro. Ostrich Begin the front nine holes.