Golf Ipsum
Score a double bogey
Waggle your hips and swing At Augusta National Looking for a new angle of attack Score a double bogey Splash shot To buy a drink for Looking for a new angle of attack For getting banned from the course. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Use your Lob Wedge Phoenix Rub of the green Tom Watson And snap your club in half. Better luck next time! Mashie Duck hook!
Pull out the driver and.... Chip in Get thrown off the course That's a big slice Spoon You got the yips Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a bogey 3-iron comes out, Tee off Ben Hogan Cheating on the next hole Ostrich Jack Nicklaus Splash shot You need more lessons!
At St. Andrews, You skied it! Ben Hogan At Augusta National Reading the green, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Cleek Making a lot of noise Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big hook Waggle your hips and swing Jigger Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And snap your club in half. Losing your ball in the rough, That's a gimme. Start your backswing, take it slow.
Open clubface Begin the front nine holes, Fried egg Lose your putter, forced to go home. And swing. Phil Mickelson Pulled to the left Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Your ball hits the Captain, Ben Hogan Begin the front nine holes, Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Short irons Get thrown off the course Good break! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Using your putter to plumb-bob, You deserve a mulligan.
Spoon Making a lot of noise Rub of the green Score a bogey Niblick While drinking beer Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! Splash shot Run down the fairway shouting Making a lot of noise Run down the fairway shouting Take a mulligan, Gary Player "Get in the hole!" Good rhythm And shank it. Cleek Mashie Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross Score an eagle.