Golf Ipsum

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And getting annoyed

You deserve a mulligan. A scratch golfer, Out of anger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score an eagle Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook! Reading the green, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ben Hogan Tee off.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pull out your 3-wood and.... And good luck! Reading the green, A controlled draw Good rhythm Run down the fairway shouting Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Open clubface Score an eagle Good break! "Get in the hole!" You deserve a mulligan. And lose your mind, Score a bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale And snap your club in half.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Short irons And swing. Arnold Palmer Pushed to the right Chip and run Get a new Sand Iron Phoenix Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Phoenix Good rhythm And swing. Your ball hits the Captain, At St. Andrews, Waggle your hips and swing And your caddie gets cross. To buy a drink for Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phoenix That's a gimme.

Score an eagle Long irons Ben Hogan Begin the back nine holes, Phil Mickelson Hole in One! Long irons Phil Mickelson Splash shot That's a floater. Chip and run That's a big hook Score a par Hit it as hard as you can Get a new Sand Iron Pull out your 3-wood and.... To buy a drink for Your ball hits the Captain, Score a par A controlled draw Splash shot Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

Act your age and not like a pro. 3-iron comes out, While heckling your opponent, A gentle fade Take a mulligan, Pitch and run Mind where the divot lands! And your caddie gets cross. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Visit the golf range, Chip and run A controlled draw Open clubface Take a mulligan.