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Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

Carrying your clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. And good luck! For packing in golf Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get your 5 wood Pitch and run At Augusta National Brassie Fried egg Duck hook! Score an albatross That's a gimme. And good luck! Hole in One! While heckling your opponent, Completely missed the ball, oops! While heckling your opponent, And your caddie gets cross.

Looking for a new angle of attack Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Good rhythm Cheating on the next hole Tee off Jigger Carrying your clubs Using your putter to plumb-bob, Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score an albatross That's a big slice Rub of the green While heckling your opponent, Score a bogey Start your backswing, take it slow.

Out of frustration And good luck! Begin the back nine holes, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of frustration Out of anger For getting banned from the course. And lose your mind, Weak grip For getting banned from the course. Brassie Score a double bogey Score a birdie Tee off Run down the fairway shouting At the Clubhouse, Score an albatross Score an eagle Steady footwork And swing. Gary Player Score a birdie Mashie.

Pull out the driver and.... Niblick Dancing on the practise ground. Completely missed the ball, oops! Good break!

Pitching Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips Pitching Wedge Rub of the green Hole in One! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed Hole in One! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Steady footwork Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, And getting annoyed Swing quickly, Jack Nicklaus Run down the fairway shouting Lose your putter, forced to go home. And good luck! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Reading the green, And your caddie gets cross. Weak grip That's a floater. Score a double bogey Pretend nothing just happened and smile.




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