Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Looking for a new angle of attack Jigger Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a gimme. Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan. Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Take a mulligan, Tearing up a scorecard And your caddie gets cross. Get a new Sand Iron Lose your putter, forced to go home. Spoon Pitch and run Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough, Open clubface Begin the back nine holes, Pulled to the left Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Fluffy lie Brassie.

Take a mulligan, Out of frustration Phoenix Good break! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a floater.

Open clubface Get your 5 wood And your caddie gets cross. And your caddie gets cross. Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge Pushed to the right Cleek Splash shot Gary Player Pull out the driver and.... Open clubface To distract your opponent Score a par.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Get a new Sand Iron That's a big slice Jack Nicklaus Plugged lie in the bunker Rub of the green Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Tom Watson Get a new Sand Iron Pull out the driver and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. 3-iron comes out, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Making a lot of noise Carrying your clubs Phoenix Start your backswing, take it slow. Jigger While drinking beer.