Golf Ipsum

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3-iron comes out

Tearing up a scorecard Begin the back nine holes, You deserve a mulligan. Ostrich Good rhythm For packing in golf Score an eagle Condor Visit the golf range, Texas Wedge That's a gimme. Completely missed the ball, oops! And swing. Brassie Texas Wedge Better luck next time! Begin the front nine holes, 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. Tom Watson Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Completely missed the ball, oops! Losing your ball in the rough.

Pitch and run And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hit it as hard as you can Splash shot Jigger Making a lot of noise Chip in Mashie Your ball hits the Captain.

Carrying your clubs And getting annoyed Begin the front nine holes, Better luck next time! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Phil Mickelson Weak grip You deserve a mulligan. Good rhythm "Get in the hole!" 3-iron comes out, Top your tee shot.

Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Arnold Palmer Fluffy lie Spoon Pull out the driver and.... Good rhythm Score an eagle You need more lessons! Making a lot of noise You need more lessons! That's a big slice Looking for a new angle of attack Visit the golf range, Better luck next time! Arnold Palmer You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, And good luck! Out of anger Mashie Spoon Pull out your 3-wood and.... Visit the golf range, To buy a drink for Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. Long irons.

To distract your opponent Fried egg Take a mulligan, The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Waggle your hips and swing Fluffy lie Open stance To distract your opponent Take a mulligan, Reading the green, Fluffy lie.