Golf Ipsum
Ostrich
Pushed to the right Visit the golf range, You got the yips Phil Mickelson Score a bogey At the Clubhouse, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Arnold Palmer For packing in golf Good break! Niblick Score an albatross Act your age and not like a pro. Spoon Swear at the Captain and get banned. Gary Player Visit the golf range, Get your 5 wood.
Splash shot Tiger Woods Jigger For getting banned from the course. At Augusta National Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip and run Condor.
Ben Hogan And snap your club in half. Steady footwork While drinking beer For packing in golf And lose your mind, Waggle your hips and swing Swear at the Captain and get banned. Jack Nicklaus Mashie At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, And swing. Niblick Steady footwork Ostrich 3-iron comes out, Phoenix Out of anger Losing your ball in the rough, Begin the back nine holes, Niblick Get your 5 wood Get thrown off the course.
Brassie Chip and run Phil Mickelson Mind where the divot lands! Ostrich Top your tee shot, Score a par Your ball hits the Captain, You skied it! Fried egg Get thrown off the course Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Spoon Ostrich Ostrich For getting banned from the course. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open stance Splash shot Tee off Steady footwork Texas Wedge Waggle your hips and swing Plugged lie in the bunker Chip and run Tee off.
Swing quickly, Good rhythm Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Taking a practise swing, That's a floater. The 19th Hole. Score a bogey Hole in One! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip in Score an albatross Reading the green, A controlled draw Tee off 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. Win the Green Jacket You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard And snap your club in half. Making a lot of noise Spoon Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods Out of frustration While drinking beer.