Golf Ipsum
Fried egg
You skied it! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open stance To distract your opponent Completely missed the ball, oops! Win the Green Jacket Condor A gentle fade You skied it! Long irons Score a par Jack Nicklaus Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While heckling your opponent, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tiger Woods Get a new Sand Iron Score a par Aiming for the groundsman Tearing up a scorecard.
That's a floater. Visit the golf range, And shank it. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tee off Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Steady footwork Begin the back nine holes, At Augusta National Pull out the driver and.... And getting annoyed And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning Taking a practise swing, Steady footwork Phil Mickelson Begin the back nine holes, Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Time to buy some new clubs.
Reading the green, Score a double bogey While drinking beer Cheating on the next hole That's a big slice Get your 5 wood Cheating on the next hole Losing your ball in the rough.
Tom Watson Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook To distract your opponent That's a floater. That's a big slice Out of frustration Chip and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge Mashie Pushed to the right You got the yips For getting banned from the course. You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Ostrich Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Carrying your clubs A gentle fade For getting banned from the course. Win the Green Jacket Swing quickly.
Out of frustration Take a mulligan, Fluffy lie Your ball hits the Captain, While drinking beer Dancing on the practise ground. While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Mashie Open clubface Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Jack Nicklaus Open clubface And lose your mind, For packing in golf Pitching Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow. Niblick Chip in Win the Green Jacket Texas Wedge While drinking beer Good break!