Golf Ipsum

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Score an eagle

For packing in golf Completely missed the ball, oops! Phil Mickelson Weak grip Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Good rhythm Dancing on the practise ground. Start your backswing, take it slow. Out of anger.

Dancing on the practise ground. Mashie Rub of the green Score a double bogey For getting banned from the course. Condor Pitch and run And swing. And your caddie gets cross. That's a big hook Win the Green Jacket Phoenix Time to buy some new clubs Waggle your hips and swing Act your age and not like a pro. You need more lessons! Brassie Looking for a new angle of attack Hit it as hard as you can Losing your ball in the rough, And lose your mind.

Mashie Cleek Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron Cheating on the next hole Hole in One! Start your backswing, take it slow. The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for Begin the front nine holes, Score an albatross A scratch golfer, Out of anger Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson Time to buy some new clubs Aiming for the groundsman Your ball hits the Captain, Pushed to the right Jack Nicklaus.

To distract your opponent That's a gimme. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Plugged lie in the bunker Aiming for the groundsman.

Walking over the putting green. At Augusta National Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run And lose your mind, Open clubface Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You got the yips And swing. That's a gimme. Struck by lightning At Augusta National Rub of the green Lose your putter, forced to go home.