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Golf Ipsum

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To distract your opponent

Score a double bogey At St. Andrews, Roll around on the ground laughing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For getting banned from the course. Tearing up a scorecard Phoenix Rub of the green Rub of the green That's a big hook To buy a drink for Tee off Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard Dancing on the practise ground. Weak grip Long irons Duck hook! Fried egg Long irons.

Pushed to the right Roll around on the ground laughing, Tearing up a scorecard Texas Wedge Phoenix Pitch and run Ben Hogan Your ball hits the Captain, Visit the golf range, For packing in golf Get a new Sand Iron Chip and run And your caddie gets cross. "Get in the hole!" Niblick.

And lose your mind, To distract your opponent That's a big slice Brassie Chip in.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Splash shot Rub of the green Swing quickly, Roll around on the ground laughing, Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Gary Player Out of anger Out of anger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! "Get in the hole!" Short irons Act your age and not like a pro. For packing in golf Splash shot.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Niblick And your caddie gets cross. Phil Mickelson Time to buy some new clubs Better luck next time! Phoenix Score a par Score an eagle Long irons Mind where the divot lands! Gary Player Mashie Good rhythm Better luck next time! Open clubface While heckling your opponent, Get your 5 wood Aiming for the groundsman.




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