Golf Ipsum
Run down the fairway shouting
Ben Hogan Hole in One! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Open clubface Texas Wedge Your ball hits the Captain, You deserve a mulligan. Jigger Top your tee shot.
Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Visit the golf range, Score a par A gentle fade Score an eagle For packing in golf Better luck next time! Spoon You need more lessons! Get your 5 wood To buy a drink for Phoenix Making a lot of noise Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! Begin the back nine holes, Tom Watson Waggle your hips and swing Mind where the divot lands! At St. Andrews, A scratch golfer, Chip and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a birdie Mashie That's a big slice.
A gentle fade To buy a drink for Gary Player You got the yips Thinking your at Sunningdale At St. Andrews, Waggle your hips and swing Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a bogey While heckling your opponent, You got the yips Run down the fairway shouting Weak grip And shank it. Long irons Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swing quickly, You got the yips Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a double bogey Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in At St. Andrews, "Get in the hole!" Start your backswing, take it slow. Spoon Feeling happy now, Arnold Palmer.
Fluffy lie You skied it! At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, Rub of the green Ostrich Chip in Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Reading the green, Feeling happy now, At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf Begin the front nine holes, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf Get thrown off the course Dancing on the practise ground. Lose your putter, forced to go home. To distract your opponent Tearing up a scorecard Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge A gentle fade.
Condor Begin the front nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Take a mulligan, Looking for a new angle of attack Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an eagle At Augusta National Pitching Wedge Rub of the green At St. Andrews, Pitch and run Tiger Woods At Augusta National And shank it. Tom Watson And good luck! Fried egg Score a bogey Cleek Texas Wedge Arnold Palmer That's a big slice Taking a practise swing, Score a birdie Score a birdie Pushed to the right While heckling your opponent, Score a bogey.