Golf Ipsum

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Take a mulligan

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Rub of the green That's a floater. Score an eagle The 19th Hole. At St. Andrews, Brassie 3-iron comes out, For packing in golf A scratch golfer, Time to buy some new clubs That's a big slice Score an albatross Mind where the divot lands! Splash shot Good rhythm Swing quickly.

Get a new Sand Iron At St. Andrews, Tiger Woods And lose your mind, Arnold Palmer Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a birdie Niblick "Get in the hole!" Pitch and run And swing. Rub of the green Aiming for the groundsman Feeling happy now, Spoon Completely missed the ball, oops! And shank it. Tearing up a scorecard Pitching Wedge That's a big hook Score a bogey And shank it. Making a lot of noise Losing your ball in the rough, Get a new Sand Iron.

Struck by lightning That's a floater. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, Looking for a new angle of attack At Augusta National.

Begin the back nine holes, Win the Green Jacket And swing. Pushed to the right Dancing on the practise ground. Steady footwork Completely missed the ball, oops! Spoon You skied it! Win the Green Jacket Top your tee shot, You got the yips Aiming for the groundsman Phoenix Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tearing up a scorecard Brassie Run down the fairway shouting A gentle fade Cleek Pull out the driver and.... Walking over the putting green. For packing in golf Visit the golf range, And your caddie gets cross. Score a bogey.

Cheating on the next hole Pull out your 3-wood and.... Weak grip Score a double bogey Good rhythm And shank it. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Losing your ball in the rough, Ostrich While heckling your opponent, Act your age and not like a pro.