Golf Ipsum
Open stance
Top your tee shot, Use your Lob Wedge Pushed to the right Tee off Brassie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a birdie Swing quickly, That's a big slice And your caddie gets cross. Plugged lie in the bunker Cheating on the next hole That's a big slice Get your 5 wood.
Good break! Weak grip Condor Ostrich Pull out the driver and.... Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big hook Mashie That's a big slice Get thrown off the course Chip and run For packing in golf Tee off Chip and run That's a gimme. Waggle your hips and swing Use your Lob Wedge You need more lessons! Get a new Sand Iron Score an eagle Visit the golf range, Score a par Tiger Woods Pull out your 3-wood and.... Making a lot of noise Good rhythm.
Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Score a bogey The 19th Hole. Score a double bogey Tom Watson A controlled draw Win the Green Jacket A controlled draw Carrying your clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Walking over the putting green. Chip in Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork Spoon Gary Player At the Clubhouse, Pull out the driver and.... Chip in Cheating on the next hole.
While drinking beer And your caddie gets cross. Pulled to the left And shank it. Weak grip Hole in One! Cheating on the next hole Tearing up a scorecard Out of anger Ben Hogan Plugged lie in the bunker.
Tiger Woods Mashie Chip in Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course Act your age and not like a pro. Pitch and run Good rhythm Swear at the Captain and get banned. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Arnold Palmer And lose your mind, Ostrich Time to buy some new clubs To buy a drink for Dancing on the practise ground. And shank it. Fluffy lie Score a birdie Duck hook! Good break! Score an albatross Lose your putter, forced to go home. Rub of the green Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dancing on the practise ground.