Golf Ipsum

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Feeling happy now

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big hook At St. Andrews, Chip in Tom Watson Walking over the putting green. Get thrown off the course Score a birdie To buy a drink for Gary Player Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Open stance And snap your club in half. Gary Player Chip and run You got the yips Roll around on the ground laughing, A gentle fade You got the yips The 19th Hole. Taking a practise swing, Tiger Woods Swear at the Captain and get banned. Better luck next time! Take a mulligan, You skied it! To distract your opponent And your caddie gets cross. Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Tom Watson Phil Mickelson Chip in To buy a drink for Tiger Woods.

Duck hook! Pitching Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Out of frustration And your caddie gets cross. Reading the green, Tom Watson Score an albatross That's a floater. Score an albatross Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score an albatross Phil Mickelson Get your 5 wood Good rhythm Thinking your at Sunningdale Mashie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Tee off Completely missed the ball, oops! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron While heckling your opponent, At the Clubhouse.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cheating on the next hole Good rhythm That's a big hook Start your backswing, take it slow. Condor Hole in One! You got the yips.