Golf Ipsum

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Score a bogey Good break! Cleek Hit it as hard as you can Top your tee shot, Cheating on the next hole Rub of the green Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Fried egg Texas Wedge Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Top your tee shot, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get a new Sand Iron Ostrich Completely missed the ball, oops! You need more lessons! Aiming for the groundsman Duck hook! At the Clubhouse, Short irons Out of frustration Good rhythm Phil Mickelson Your ball hits the Captain.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a birdie Condor Score a double bogey Use your Lob Wedge The 19th Hole. And good luck! Pushed to the right Open clubface Out of anger Steady footwork Long irons Spoon Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a floater.

Tiger Woods Splash shot Spoon A controlled draw Tiger Woods Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cheating on the next hole Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get thrown off the course.

And shank it. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Gary Player Jack Nicklaus Your ball hits the Captain, Pitch and run Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big hook Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ostrich Feeling happy now, Good rhythm Act your age and not like a pro. And shank it. Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, To buy a drink for Begin the front nine holes.

Rub of the green Thinking your at Sunningdale Arnold Palmer Texas Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Waggle your hips and swing Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At St. Andrews, You deserve a mulligan.