Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs

Time to buy some new clubs Walking over the putting green. "Get in the hole!" Ostrich Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Short irons Good rhythm And snap your club in half. You got the yips Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Your ball hits the Captain.

Tee off Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed Fried egg.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tom Watson And lose your mind, Good break! Duck hook! You got the yips Tom Watson.

Begin the back nine holes, Duck hook! Begin the back nine holes, Act your age and not like a pro. Tee off A gentle fade Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip in Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a birdie Score a double bogey Splash shot Plugged lie in the bunker Win the Green Jacket Visit the golf range, Losing your ball in the rough, You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mashie Pull out the driver and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! To buy a drink for Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. Score an eagle Lose your putter, forced to go home. Aiming for the groundsman.

That's a gimme. Open stance Score a double bogey Take a mulligan, For packing in golf Texas Wedge Phoenix Win the Green Jacket Walking over the putting green. At St. Andrews, Losing your ball in the rough, Duck hook! Carrying your clubs Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tiger Woods Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pushed to the right Pitch and run.