Golf Ipsum
Carrying your clubs
Get thrown off the course The 19th Hole. You deserve a mulligan. Score an eagle Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get thrown off the course Completely missed the ball, oops! And snap your club in half. And swing. Splash shot Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey Plugged lie in the bunker Tearing up a scorecard Jack Nicklaus Carrying your clubs Long irons And good luck! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket You skied it! Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow. To buy a drink for.
Phil Mickelson Aiming for the groundsman Swear at the Captain and get banned. And swing. Chip in Run down the fairway shouting.
Win the Green Jacket And swing. Long irons Phil Mickelson Pushed to the right Tee off Walking over the putting green. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fried egg.
Mind where the divot lands! Making a lot of noise And snap your club in half. Brassie Mind where the divot lands! Visit the golf range, You got the yips Brassie Tiger Woods Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You need more lessons! You deserve a mulligan. Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left Mind where the divot lands! Score a bogey Fluffy lie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score a par.
Chip and run And getting annoyed And good luck! Roll around on the ground laughing, Losing your ball in the rough, Losing your ball in the rough, Visit the golf range, Plugged lie in the bunker Brassie At St. Andrews, Visit the golf range, Out of frustration You need more lessons! And your caddie gets cross. While heckling your opponent, Long irons Jigger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Looking for a new angle of attack Arnold Palmer Aiming for the groundsman Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and....