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Visit the golf range

Long irons Gary Player Looking for a new angle of attack While drinking beer Get your 5 wood Out of frustration The 19th Hole. Ostrich Visit the golf range, Tom Watson Pull out your 3-wood and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack Chip and run Chip in Hit it as hard as you can Splash shot Visit the golf range, Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Win the Green Jacket Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

At the Clubhouse, Pitching Wedge The 19th Hole. And snap your club in half. Chip in Score a par.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Visit the golf range, Tearing up a scorecard Making a lot of noise At St. Andrews, "Get in the hole!" And your caddie gets cross. Making a lot of noise While drinking beer Fried egg Tiger Woods Feeling happy now, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And good luck! Steady footwork Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Duck hook! Arnold Palmer.

That's a gimme. Phoenix Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pulled to the left Get thrown off the course Long irons Jigger Ostrich And your caddie gets cross. Top your tee shot, Good break! Score a bogey Phil Mickelson Good rhythm Carrying your clubs Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip and run Duck hook! Visit the golf range, Niblick A controlled draw.

Good break! Open clubface You need more lessons! Chip in For packing in golf Brassie Pitch and run Win the Green Jacket And snap your club in half. Out of anger Steady footwork At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Chip and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Good rhythm Phil Mickelson Completely missed the ball, oops! Out of anger Walking over the putting green. Out of anger Struck by lightning.