Golf Ipsum

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Pushed to the right

And getting annoyed You skied it! Rub of the green Mashie Score a bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You got the yips Losing your ball in the rough, Better luck next time! Roll around on the ground laughing, Dancing on the practise ground. To buy a drink for Pushed to the right Ben Hogan Take a mulligan, Weak grip Spoon Open stance Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tearing up a scorecard Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs Better luck next time! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Swing quickly, Weak grip That's a gimme.

And snap your club in half. While heckling your opponent, Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, And your caddie gets cross. That's a big hook Pitching Wedge Open clubface Score a birdie Swing quickly, Phoenix Niblick Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Using your putter to plumb-bob.

While heckling your opponent, Looking for a new angle of attack Use your Lob Wedge Tom Watson You need more lessons! Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket You deserve a mulligan. Score a bogey Waggle your hips and swing Ben Hogan Score an eagle And your caddie gets cross. Waggle your hips and swing Steady footwork Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Begin the front nine holes, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Condor Looking for a new angle of attack Short irons And swing. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Struck by lightning.

Ostrich Get thrown off the course Niblick You deserve a mulligan. And your caddie gets cross. You need more lessons! And shank it. You skied it! Weak grip Pushed to the right Begin the front nine holes, The 19th Hole. You got the yips 3-iron comes out, Use your Lob Wedge A scratch golfer, Run down the fairway shouting.

And good luck! Tearing up a scorecard Waggle your hips and swing Chip in Feeling happy now, Jigger Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly, Win the Green Jacket Walking over the putting green. Score a bogey Swear at the Captain and get banned. For getting banned from the course. Score an eagle And getting annoyed Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket Mind where the divot lands! Jigger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get a new Sand Iron Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Start your backswing, take it slow. Good break! Aiming for the groundsman Good break! Mashie Pitch and run.