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Golf Ipsum

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Splash shot

Phoenix Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right For getting banned from the course. Win the Green Jacket.

Run down the fairway shouting Rub of the green A scratch golfer, Condor Waggle your hips and swing Short irons Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half. A gentle fade Tiger Woods That's a floater. Out of anger Mind where the divot lands! Hit it as hard as you can Tee off.

You skied it! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phoenix Score a par "Get in the hole!" Your ball hits the Captain, Good break! Mashie Out of frustration Start your backswing, take it slow. Score an albatross.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score an eagle Splash shot Visit the golf range, Struck by lightning Losing your ball in the rough, Fluffy lie Begin the front nine holes, Niblick Time to buy some new clubs And snap your club in half. Good break! Score a birdie Score a bogey Swing quickly, Brassie Get thrown off the course You got the yips Gary Player Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tee off.

Cheating on the next hole Begin the front nine holes, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Phoenix Get a new Sand Iron Brassie You deserve a mulligan. Time to buy some new clubs Your ball hits the Captain, Open stance The 19th Hole. Long irons Gary Player Brassie Use your Lob Wedge 3-iron comes out, Cleek Run down the fairway shouting Lose your putter, forced to go home. Thinking your at Sunningdale For packing in golf Taking a practise swing.




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