Golf Ipsum

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Score a par

And your caddie gets cross. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pulled to the left Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National Brassie And good luck! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a par Get your 5 wood And lose your mind, Score an eagle To buy a drink for Plugged lie in the bunker.

That's a gimme. Good break! Condor Walking over the putting green. And getting annoyed Score an albatross Phoenix Pull out the driver and.... Score a par The 19th Hole. Score a par Act your age and not like a pro. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Arnold Palmer Get thrown off the course And swing. Weak grip Fluffy lie Ostrich.

You need more lessons! 3-iron comes out, Gary Player To distract your opponent Mashie Niblick Better luck next time! Gary Player Get a new Sand Iron Open stance Begin the front nine holes, Looking for a new angle of attack Get a new Sand Iron Long irons Tee off Fluffy lie Steady footwork Begin the back nine holes, Pitching Wedge Top your tee shot, Gary Player A scratch golfer, Your ball hits the Captain, You got the yips.

That's a gimme. Losing your ball in the rough, Top your tee shot, Cheating on the next hole While drinking beer Feeling happy now, Pitch and run Out of anger Gary Player And your caddie gets cross. Mashie Steady footwork Get thrown off the course You need more lessons! Pull out your 3-wood and.... And getting annoyed Cheating on the next hole And your caddie gets cross. Fluffy lie Phil Mickelson Score an albatross Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Score a birdie Score an albatross Weak grip And lose your mind, Plugged lie in the bunker While drinking beer Cleek Pitching Wedge And swing. Cleek Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron Duck hook! Hit it as hard as you can Visit the golf range.