Golf Ipsum
Get your 5 wood
Long irons Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Out of frustration Open stance Score an albatross Completely missed the ball, oops! Pushed to the right Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Score a par You need more lessons! Duck hook! You skied it! Out of anger Pulled to the left Long irons That's a gimme. Cleek Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Hole in One! Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big slice.
At the Clubhouse, Tee off Cheating on the next hole At St. Andrews, Steady footwork Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Carrying your clubs A scratch golfer, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Gary Player Short irons Phil Mickelson.
Visit the golf range, At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse, Long irons Lose your putter, forced to go home. Swing quickly, Struck by lightning You deserve a mulligan. Losing your ball in the rough, Good break! Time to buy some new clubs.
That's a big slice Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score an albatross Pitch and run And your caddie gets cross. Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman At the Clubhouse, Gary Player Hole in One! While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Open clubface To distract your opponent Taking a practise swing, Take a mulligan, Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Mashie Gary Player At Augusta National Time to buy some new clubs.
Phil Mickelson Your ball hits the Captain, That's a gimme. Out of anger For getting banned from the course. And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Out of anger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swing quickly, Begin the back nine holes, Spoon And getting annoyed Tearing up a scorecard Out of frustration Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At the Clubhouse, Pitch and run And your caddie gets cross. Pitch and run Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left Top your tee shot, Tom Watson Pitch and run Top your tee shot, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge.