Golf Ipsum
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Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Taking a practise swing, Aiming for the groundsman Cleek Score a bogey Short irons Score an albatross A scratch golfer, Pulled to the left That's a gimme. Struck by lightning Struck by lightning Using your putter to plumb-bob, Visit the golf range, And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes.
Tiger Woods Start your backswing, take it slow. Begin the back nine holes, Texas Wedge Reading the green, Jigger For packing in golf At the Clubhouse, That's a floater. Condor Walking over the putting green. Losing your ball in the rough, You need more lessons! That's a gimme. Top your tee shot, At St. Andrews, Win the Green Jacket While drinking beer Walking over the putting green. And good luck! Top your tee shot, Short irons Score a birdie Win the Green Jacket Your ball hits the Captain, Looking for a new angle of attack Pulled to the left.
Waggle your hips and swing Score a double bogey Get a new Sand Iron Gary Player Struck by lightning Start your backswing, take it slow. Phil Mickelson Rub of the green Brassie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme. Spoon Making a lot of noise Spoon Niblick A scratch golfer, Completely missed the ball, oops! And your caddie gets cross. Score an albatross Texas Wedge.
Start your backswing, take it slow. Dancing on the practise ground. Texas Wedge Phoenix Rub of the green Good break! 3-iron comes out, Better luck next time! Score an albatross Feeling happy now, Niblick Rub of the green You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent, Better luck next time! Jack Nicklaus And snap your club in half. At the Clubhouse, Get your 5 wood Better luck next time! Waggle your hips and swing Pitch and run Phil Mickelson Weak grip Niblick Score a birdie Rub of the green Taking a practise swing, Plugged lie in the bunker.
Ben Hogan Get a new Sand Iron And lose your mind, And shank it. Brassie Out of frustration Niblick Tiger Woods And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Looking for a new angle of attack You need more lessons! Completely missed the ball, oops! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out the driver and.... While heckling your opponent, At Augusta National Score an albatross.