Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Condor Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale Condor Pull out your 3-wood and.... Feeling happy now, Begin the back nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, Cleek And getting annoyed.

Jack Nicklaus Mashie And good luck! Tom Watson Phil Mickelson Jigger.

At the Clubhouse, A controlled draw Duck hook! You got the yips Condor Run down the fairway shouting You skied it! Texas Wedge Open stance Plugged lie in the bunker Use your Lob Wedge Score a birdie Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. That's a gimme. Open clubface Arnold Palmer Get thrown off the course Tiger Woods Tom Watson Mashie Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack.

You deserve a mulligan. Struck by lightning Arnold Palmer Jack Nicklaus At Augusta National To distract your opponent And shank it. You skied it! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the front nine holes, Pushed to the right Steady footwork Carrying your clubs Brassie Chip in Condor Taking a practise swing, Reading the green.

And your caddie gets cross. Tee off Pitch and run Jigger Tom Watson Win the Green Jacket For getting banned from the course. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hit it as hard as you can Good rhythm Taking a practise swing, To buy a drink for Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pretend nothing just happened and smile.