Golf Ipsum

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Ostrich

For getting banned from the course. Tee off Mashie And getting annoyed You got the yips Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National And lose your mind, You got the yips Short irons "Get in the hole!" Visit the golf range, Reading the green, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. "Get in the hole!" Fluffy lie.

Phoenix Carrying your clubs Carrying your clubs Score an eagle You skied it! Tee off Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And good luck! Reading the green, Tearing up a scorecard Walking over the putting green. Dancing on the practise ground. Tom Watson Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Jigger Jigger 3-iron comes out, At St. Andrews, Spoon And getting annoyed Pitch and run And good luck! Score a birdie To buy a drink for Tee off And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A controlled draw Roll around on the ground laughing, Aiming for the groundsman Win the Green Jacket Win the Green Jacket Reading the green, Run down the fairway shouting "Get in the hole!" Looking for a new angle of attack Rub of the green Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Get your 5 wood Good rhythm Score a birdie Score a birdie Tom Watson At St. Andrews, Weak grip Reading the green, Condor Lose your putter, forced to go home. Short irons Feeling happy now.

Hole in One! Phoenix Brassie Visit the golf range, Tiger Woods Swing quickly, You deserve a mulligan. Good rhythm That's a gimme. A gentle fade Tiger Woods Cheating on the next hole Run down the fairway shouting Pitching Wedge Better luck next time! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jigger Mind where the divot lands! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Arnold Palmer You deserve a mulligan. Plugged lie in the bunker Looking for a new angle of attack Ostrich While drinking beer.