Golf Ipsum

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Tiger Woods

And good luck! Open clubface Get thrown off the course Get your 5 wood Win the Green Jacket Score a birdie Tee off At the Clubhouse, Top your tee shot, You need more lessons! Pitch and run Short irons Mind where the divot lands! Score an albatross Phoenix.

Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Fluffy lie Long irons.

A controlled draw And shank it. Open clubface Spoon That's a big slice Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At St. Andrews, Aiming for the groundsman.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. At Augusta National Rub of the green Get your 5 wood Act your age and not like a pro. Reading the green, A scratch golfer, Better luck next time! Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Win the Green Jacket Fluffy lie That's a big slice Texas Wedge And getting annoyed Walking over the putting green. Waggle your hips and swing Open clubface 3-iron comes out, Gary Player Pull out your 3-wood and.... Cleek You need more lessons! That's a big slice Splash shot Jigger Top your tee shot.

Take a mulligan, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Begin the back nine holes, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an eagle Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a floater. Fried egg Looking for a new angle of attack.