Golf Ipsum

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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste

For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Top your tee shot, For getting banned from the course. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ostrich For packing in golf Struck by lightning Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a bogey Tom Watson At St. Andrews, Plugged lie in the bunker Mind where the divot lands! Score a bogey A scratch golfer, You got the yips Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed Pitching Wedge Time to buy some new clubs Out of anger.

Swing quickly, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Take a mulligan, Rub of the green Cleek Hit it as hard as you can Using your putter to plumb-bob, And getting annoyed For getting banned from the course. Waggle your hips and swing Score a double bogey Arnold Palmer Good break! Tom Watson.

And good luck! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Top your tee shot, Roll around on the ground laughing, Open clubface Better luck next time!

That's a big slice Get a new Sand Iron Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Get your 5 wood Plugged lie in the bunker And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, Completely missed the ball, oops! And getting annoyed And good luck! You need more lessons! And lose your mind, Score a par Score a par Act your age and not like a pro.

Ben Hogan Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big slice Out of anger Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, Better luck next time! You need more lessons! That's a gimme. Phoenix Use your Lob Wedge Brassie Open clubface Condor Duck hook! Use your Lob Wedge Long irons Gary Player Chip and run Tee off To buy a drink for The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Swing quickly, Tom Watson The 19th Hole.