Golf Ipsum

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Out of anger

Chip and run Mashie You need more lessons! "Get in the hole!" For packing in golf Hole in One! Taking a practise swing, Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Pushed to the right Duck hook! Completely missed the ball, oops! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Feeling happy now, "Get in the hole!" Get your 5 wood Pushed to the right Pitching Wedge Hit it as hard as you can Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A scratch golfer, You skied it! Duck hook! Tearing up a scorecard Tee off Score a bogey Run down the fairway shouting Niblick 3-iron comes out.

Steady footwork Short irons Long irons A gentle fade Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Score an eagle Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. Condor Completely missed the ball, oops! To buy a drink for Arnold Palmer At Augusta National Jigger You deserve a mulligan. Pitching Wedge Pitching Wedge 3-iron comes out, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cleek Top your tee shot, Mind where the divot lands!

A gentle fade Win the Green Jacket Dancing on the practise ground. Chip and run Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a par The 19th Hole. You deserve a mulligan. Tiger Woods Score an albatross Jigger Weak grip Top your tee shot, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get thrown off the course 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork That's a gimme. Tearing up a scorecard.

Weak grip Top your tee shot, Mashie To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned. Ostrich Rub of the green While heckling your opponent, Completely missed the ball, oops! Get thrown off the course Jigger Jigger Taking a practise swing, To buy a drink for Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tee off Time to buy some new clubs While drinking beer And lose your mind.