Golf Ipsum

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Out of frustration

For packing in golf At Augusta National Short irons Score an eagle Carrying your clubs Act your age and not like a pro. Begin the front nine holes, Chip and run Carrying your clubs Splash shot Hit it as hard as you can While heckling your opponent, You skied it! Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan, Phil Mickelson Short irons.

Walking over the putting green. Making a lot of noise Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough, "Get in the hole!" While drinking beer.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A scratch golfer, A controlled draw Score a double bogey And your caddie gets cross. Jack Nicklaus To buy a drink for Chip in And swing. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips.

"Get in the hole!" Chip and run Carrying your clubs Open clubface At the Clubhouse, Score an albatross.

Swing quickly, Score an albatross Chip in Use your Lob Wedge Niblick Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, And your caddie gets cross.