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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice Phil Mickelson Roll around on the ground laughing, Jigger Take a mulligan, Feeling happy now, Tearing up a scorecard Rub of the green For packing in golf Lose your putter, forced to go home. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Arnold Palmer Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Short irons Pitch and run At St. Andrews, Feeling happy now, Act your age and not like a pro. Out of anger Top your tee shot, "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Fried egg Looking for a new angle of attack For getting banned from the course. Rub of the green To buy a drink for.

Fried egg Out of frustration 3-iron comes out, That's a big slice Looking for a new angle of attack Feeling happy now, And shank it.

Score a birdie Struck by lightning Arnold Palmer Score a par Waggle your hips and swing Chip and run And swing. Losing your ball in the rough, While drinking beer Out of frustration Tee off Condor Open clubface Tiger Woods Short irons Brassie And swing. Condor Get a new Sand Iron At the Clubhouse.

Weak grip That's a floater. You got the yips Cleek Time to buy some new clubs Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Weak grip Open clubface Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! Thinking your at Sunningdale Pitching Wedge Steady footwork Mind where the divot lands! "Get in the hole!" Hole in One! Aiming for the groundsman Get a new Sand Iron And lose your mind, Mashie And getting annoyed Hole in One! Visit the golf range, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Top your tee shot, Mashie.

And shank it. Chip in Phil Mickelson Arnold Palmer That's a big hook Reading the green, At Augusta National Open clubface Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Gary Player.