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Use your Lob Wedge

Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson Phoenix That's a big hook Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You need more lessons! Carrying your clubs Looking for a new angle of attack Walking over the putting green.

Time to buy some new clubs Phoenix Ostrich Ostrich Long irons Struck by lightning Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And lose your mind, Swing quickly, That's a big slice.

While heckling your opponent, Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. Losing your ball in the rough, Get thrown off the course.

And swing. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And getting annoyed And shank it. You need more lessons! Good rhythm A scratch golfer, Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow.

For packing in golf Use your Lob Wedge Aiming for the groundsman For packing in golf Hole in One! Long irons Texas Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons And good luck!