Golf Ipsum

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Brassie

And lose your mind, Feeling happy now, Open clubface Mashie Texas Wedge Taking a practise swing.

Score a double bogey Long irons That's a big hook Jack Nicklaus Using your putter to plumb-bob, Losing your ball in the rough, Better luck next time! Aiming for the groundsman You need more lessons! And getting annoyed Score a double bogey Out of anger Fried egg Fried egg Start your backswing, take it slow. And good luck! Time to buy some new clubs And lose your mind, You deserve a mulligan. Score a birdie And snap your club in half. Roll around on the ground laughing, Jigger Good rhythm For getting banned from the course. Hole in One! Texas Wedge At the Clubhouse.

Duck hook! Dancing on the practise ground. Mashie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Aiming for the groundsman Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer Tearing up a scorecard.

Open clubface Begin the back nine holes, Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right And good luck! Score a birdie Good rhythm Roll around on the ground laughing, And getting annoyed A scratch golfer, Good break! Phoenix Mind where the divot lands!

And snap your club in half. Texas Wedge Brassie "Get in the hole!" While heckling your opponent, And snap your club in half. Pull out the driver and.... You deserve a mulligan. Short irons Spoon You need more lessons! Chip and run Score an eagle.