Golf Ipsum

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Get thrown off the course

Visit the golf range, Mashie Plugged lie in the bunker Out of frustration Carrying your clubs And shank it. And snap your club in half. Duck hook! And shank it. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a double bogey A controlled draw Struck by lightning Condor Pitch and run Jigger And swing. You need more lessons! Phil Mickelson.

Ben Hogan Roll around on the ground laughing, Texas Wedge That's a gimme. That's a big hook Get thrown off the course At Augusta National Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Top your tee shot.

Your ball hits the Captain, Fried egg While drinking beer Thinking your at Sunningdale 3-iron comes out, At St. Andrews.

Fluffy lie Act your age and not like a pro. You need more lessons! Out of frustration Phil Mickelson That's a gimme. Ostrich Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitch and run While drinking beer Score a par That's a big hook The 19th Hole. Looking for a new angle of attack Aiming for the groundsman And snap your club in half. Get thrown off the course Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course Score a bogey To buy a drink for Tiger Woods.

To distract your opponent Take a mulligan, That's a big slice And your caddie gets cross. Better luck next time! Score a birdie A gentle fade Score an eagle.