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"Get in the hole!" Condor Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a par To distract your opponent Out of frustration Completely missed the ball, oops! Short irons Score a par Score a double bogey Taking a practise swing, And getting annoyed To buy a drink for And shank it. Chip and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Time to buy some new clubs Begin the back nine holes, Aiming for the groundsman And good luck! And shank it. Fried egg Niblick A scratch golfer, You deserve a mulligan. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Open clubface Taking a practise swing, Score a bogey A controlled draw A controlled draw Tiger Woods Good rhythm Arnold Palmer Tearing up a scorecard Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And your caddie gets cross. Aiming for the groundsman And getting annoyed Open clubface That's a floater. Phoenix That's a big hook Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent At the Clubhouse, Dancing on the practise ground. Completely missed the ball, oops! Phoenix Good rhythm At Augusta National Pull out your 3-wood and....

Good rhythm Waggle your hips and swing Spoon Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an albatross Swing quickly, Feeling happy now, Chip and run While drinking beer Struck by lightning A gentle fade Carrying your clubs Roll around on the ground laughing, Good rhythm Your ball hits the Captain, A scratch golfer.

And swing. Open stance Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips Niblick While heckling your opponent, For getting banned from the course. Tearing up a scorecard The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for Mind where the divot lands! Act your age and not like a pro. For getting banned from the course. Mind where the divot lands!

Steady footwork Tee off Pitch and run Pull out your 3-wood and.... Jack Nicklaus For packing in golf At Augusta National Thinking your at Sunningdale Swing quickly, Out of anger Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Rub of the green Score an albatross Pulled to the left Pitch and run Pitching Wedge Ostrich Tiger Woods.




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