Golf Ipsum

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That's a big slice

Walking over the putting green. 3-iron comes out, 3-iron comes out, Pushed to the right Use your Lob Wedge Fluffy lie Tearing up a scorecard Fried egg.

You need more lessons! At Augusta National Your ball hits the Captain, Ben Hogan Pitching Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. And good luck! Short irons To distract your opponent Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, Get thrown off the course Win the Green Jacket Good break!

Losing your ball in the rough, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mind where the divot lands! A scratch golfer, Splash shot A gentle fade Spoon That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack You skied it! Out of frustration.

Open stance For packing in golf That's a gimme. Losing your ball in the rough, Gary Player Brassie That's a floater. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Carrying your clubs Get a new Sand Iron That's a gimme. Ostrich.

A gentle fade Out of anger Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out the driver and.... Spoon Losing your ball in the rough, Steady footwork While heckling your opponent, Arnold Palmer Condor Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Open stance Score a par That's a gimme. Out of anger.