Golf Ipsum
Visit the golf range
Good rhythm Take a mulligan, Hole in One! That's a big slice Brassie Pulled to the left Score an eagle And getting annoyed That's a floater. For packing in golf Get thrown off the course Texas Wedge Niblick Steady footwork Long irons Niblick Pulled to the left Open stance You got the yips Plugged lie in the bunker Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a birdie For getting banned from the course. At the Clubhouse, Take a mulligan, Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
Jack Nicklaus Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole Spoon Making a lot of noise Use your Lob Wedge Dancing on the practise ground. Good rhythm.
Get your 5 wood Splash shot The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right And swing. Taking a practise swing, Making a lot of noise Time to buy some new clubs Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mashie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Your ball hits the Captain, Get thrown off the course Tearing up a scorecard Fluffy lie Steady footwork Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson Ostrich Mind where the divot lands! Walking over the putting green. For getting banned from the course. Hit it as hard as you can That's a big slice Hole in One!
Out of anger Pull out your 3-wood and.... Visit the golf range, You got the yips Win the Green Jacket Act your age and not like a pro. Score a birdie Gary Player And getting annoyed Looking for a new angle of attack You skied it! Texas Wedge Weak grip Get a new Sand Iron A gentle fade Score an albatross That's a big hook Taking a practise swing.
At St. Andrews, While heckling your opponent, Tee off Score an eagle Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge And lose your mind, Tom Watson Score an eagle A controlled draw Fried egg Score a bogey Score an eagle You skied it! Waggle your hips and swing Losing your ball in the rough, Top your tee shot, Steady footwork Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an eagle At Augusta National Mind where the divot lands! Gary Player.