Golf Ipsum

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Cheating on the next hole

Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf Losing your ball in the rough, And getting annoyed At St. Andrews, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons!

Weak grip 3-iron comes out, Taking a practise swing, You got the yips Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pushed to the right Begin the front nine holes, Texas Wedge Cleek Mashie Pulled to the left.

At St. Andrews, Ostrich Roll around on the ground laughing, Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook Mind where the divot lands! Open stance Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed Waggle your hips and swing Duck hook! That's a gimme. Chip and run Losing your ball in the rough, Top your tee shot, While heckling your opponent.

Pulled to the left You deserve a mulligan. Condor Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops! A gentle fade Tiger Woods Mashie Time to buy some new clubs Get your 5 wood Swing quickly, Take a mulligan, Pull out the driver and.... At Augusta National Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pitch and run.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Cheating on the next hole Hit it as hard as you can Open clubface Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Condor While heckling your opponent, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hit it as hard as you can Score a double bogey Waggle your hips and swing While heckling your opponent, Act your age and not like a pro. That's a big hook.