Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs Rub of the green Time to buy some new clubs Use your Lob Wedge Splash shot Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Weak grip Short irons.

Chip in Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Jigger Take a mulligan, The 19th Hole. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Out of anger That's a gimme. That's a gimme.

Visit the golf range, Spoon Jack Nicklaus Swing quickly, Mind where the divot lands! Plugged lie in the bunker Phoenix And shank it. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Open clubface Condor Ostrich Cheating on the next hole Weak grip And swing. Jack Nicklaus Condor Brassie Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. To distract your opponent While heckling your opponent, Good rhythm Losing your ball in the rough, Good rhythm.

And getting annoyed "Get in the hole!" Weak grip "Get in the hole!" Fried egg Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hit it as hard as you can Top your tee shot.

At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse, Completely missed the ball, oops! While heckling your opponent, That's a gimme. Condor Condor Use your Lob Wedge Cleek Struck by lightning Feeling happy now, Weak grip Time to buy some new clubs Use your Lob Wedge Ben Hogan For packing in golf Dancing on the practise ground. And swing. Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Reading the green, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Mind where the divot lands! Fried egg At the Clubhouse, Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And your caddie gets cross.