Golf Ipsum

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For packing in golf

Condor Gary Player Weak grip Tee off And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning "Get in the hole!" Lose your putter, forced to go home. For packing in golf Dancing on the practise ground. At the Clubhouse, Tee off You need more lessons! The 19th Hole. Weak grip Arnold Palmer Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a gimme. Phil Mickelson Good break! Gary Player Score a par Visit the golf range.

Begin the back nine holes, Visit the golf range, Use your Lob Wedge While drinking beer Good break! And swing. Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge Score a birdie And shank it. Steady footwork Act your age and not like a pro. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Fluffy lie.

Tearing up a scorecard Splash shot Begin the front nine holes, Get thrown off the course And good luck! Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, Tee off And getting annoyed Score a birdie Open stance Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Thinking your at Sunningdale You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. Score an eagle That's a floater. Steady footwork.

Begin the front nine holes, Roll around on the ground laughing, And shank it. Out of frustration Weak grip Get a new Sand Iron Start your backswing, take it slow. And lose your mind, To buy a drink for Time to buy some new clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale Lose your putter, forced to go home. Arnold Palmer Out of frustration Jigger Get thrown off the course A scratch golfer, Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Swing quickly, Begin the front nine holes, Open stance To distract your opponent Cleek At St. Andrews.

Hit it as hard as you can And snap your club in half. And good luck! And your caddie gets cross. Score a double bogey Fried egg Pulled to the left That's a floater. Score an albatross Weak grip Tiger Woods Win the Green Jacket At St. Andrews, 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Open clubface Out of anger Pitching Wedge Arnold Palmer Tom Watson Score an eagle Better luck next time!