Golf Ipsum
Score a bogey
Score an albatross At St. Andrews, Fluffy lie Visit the golf range, A controlled draw Pulled to the left Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And swing. Take a mulligan, Act your age and not like a pro. A scratch golfer, Struck by lightning Swing quickly, Condor Tom Watson Out of anger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Use your Lob Wedge Condor That's a big slice Losing your ball in the rough, Tom Watson Carrying your clubs Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow. At the Clubhouse, Tom Watson.
Mind where the divot lands! Condor A controlled draw You need more lessons! Fluffy lie The 19th Hole. Visit the golf range, Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf Tiger Woods Pitching Wedge Reading the green, Open stance Niblick Ostrich Jigger Tiger Woods.
Arnold Palmer Reading the green, To buy a drink for Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... Arnold Palmer Steady footwork Long irons Good break! Get your 5 wood Take a mulligan, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At St. Andrews, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Making a lot of noise Top your tee shot, Jigger Good break! Weak grip Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. Cheating on the next hole Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You need more lessons! 3-iron comes out.
Brassie Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing A controlled draw You need more lessons! Phil Mickelson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Roll around on the ground laughing, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Duck hook! Score an eagle And swing. You got the yips Win the Green Jacket Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pull out your 3-wood and....
Brassie To distract your opponent Pitching Wedge Walking over the putting green. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Visit the golf range, And getting annoyed Pull out your 3-wood and.... Begin the back nine holes, Visit the golf range, Tearing up a scorecard Mashie Pushed to the right For packing in golf Swing quickly, Act your age and not like a pro. You got the yips Win the Green Jacket Good break! Taking a practise swing, A gentle fade Completely missed the ball, oops! Duck hook! Pulled to the left Fried egg Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A controlled draw Hit it as hard as you can.