Golf Ipsum

Score a double bogey

You got the yips Phil Mickelson A gentle fade Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron Reading the green, Pitching Wedge At Augusta National And your caddie gets cross. That's a big slice While heckling your opponent, Phoenix Start your backswing, take it slow. Get thrown off the course And snap your club in half. And snap your club in half. Visit the golf range, Lose your putter, forced to go home. A scratch golfer, Score a double bogey Your ball hits the Captain, At Augusta National You deserve a mulligan. Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National Pushed to the right.

Get your 5 wood Reading the green, Phil Mickelson Score an eagle Phil Mickelson Jack Nicklaus Jigger.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a birdie Score a birdie Get your 5 wood The 19th Hole. Splash shot Brassie Reading the green, Ostrich You skied it! You got the yips And getting annoyed Good break! Tom Watson Fluffy lie Thinking your at Sunningdale.

To distract your opponent At the Clubhouse, While drinking beer And your caddie gets cross. A gentle fade Open clubface Tiger Woods.

That's a gimme. Hole in One! Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Steady footwork Fluffy lie You skied it! Condor Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mashie Fried egg Spoon You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow.