Golf Ipsum
Score an eagle
Cheating on the next hole Looking for a new angle of attack Time to buy some new clubs Rub of the green Score an albatross Open stance Out of anger And snap your club in half. Tee off Out of anger Act your age and not like a pro. Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer Good rhythm Brassie Begin the back nine holes, Score a double bogey Walking over the putting green. You need more lessons! Mind where the divot lands!
Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Steady footwork And swing. Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger Roll around on the ground laughing, Act your age and not like a pro. Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf And getting annoyed Start your backswing, take it slow. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger Jigger Steady footwork Pitching Wedge That's a big slice Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Short irons.
Gary Player Carrying your clubs Mind where the divot lands! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Run down the fairway shouting Score a par Looking for a new angle of attack Start your backswing, take it slow. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pull out the driver and.... Pull out your 3-wood and.... Arnold Palmer Pitch and run.
Ostrich That's a floater. Good break! Score a birdie That's a floater. To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a gimme. Duck hook! Pitching Wedge That's a gimme. Get your 5 wood Score a birdie Weak grip Roll around on the ground laughing, Niblick.
Pitching Wedge Swing quickly, Steady footwork Get your 5 wood Texas Wedge Chip in Walking over the putting green. That's a floater. Good rhythm Spoon Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Fluffy lie Making a lot of noise You need more lessons! Get your 5 wood Struck by lightning Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods Take a mulligan, Act your age and not like a pro. Out of anger That's a big slice Long irons.