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Golf Ipsum

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Rub of the green

And snap your club in half. Open clubface A gentle fade "Get in the hole!" Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a par Pull out your 3-wood and.... At the Clubhouse, Tom Watson Begin the front nine holes, Jack Nicklaus Begin the back nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, And snap your club in half. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And snap your club in half. Spoon Struck by lightning.

Short irons Hit it as hard as you can Good break! While heckling your opponent, Open stance Win the Green Jacket.

Good rhythm Score a double bogey Open clubface Short irons To distract your opponent.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. You skied it! Top your tee shot, Duck hook! At St. Andrews, Pitching Wedge Swing quickly, Texas Wedge Pitch and run Start your backswing, take it slow. Start your backswing, take it slow. And shank it. A gentle fade Texas Wedge Weak grip Start your backswing, take it slow. Score an albatross Mind where the divot lands! Out of anger Mashie Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Open clubface Tiger Woods Out of frustration That's a floater. Phil Mickelson Short irons While heckling your opponent.

Duck hook! Reading the green, To buy a drink for Looking for a new angle of attack Long irons Duck hook! Cheating on the next hole Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hit it as hard as you can Win the Green Jacket Pulled to the left To buy a drink for Hole in One! While drinking beer Pitching Wedge At St. Andrews, Pulled to the left Jigger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a birdie Texas Wedge Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Brassie Swing quickly.




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