Golf Ipsum

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Thinking your at Sunningdale

Score a par At St. Andrews, Making a lot of noise While heckling your opponent, Mashie Phil Mickelson Niblick You skied it! Long irons Struck by lightning For packing in golf Score an eagle Pushed to the right At Augusta National Chip and run At St. Andrews, At St. Andrews, Steady footwork Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Better luck next time! Taking a practise swing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of anger Begin the front nine holes, Jack Nicklaus.

Gary Player Reading the green, Walking over the putting green. Phil Mickelson And good luck! Win the Green Jacket You need more lessons! Cleek Mashie Hole in One! Carrying your clubs Act your age and not like a pro. Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Rub of the green Ben Hogan Completely missed the ball, oops! Long irons Mashie.

And swing. Top your tee shot, Walking over the putting green. Aiming for the groundsman Fried egg Good rhythm Top your tee shot.

Condor Mind where the divot lands! While drinking beer Win the Green Jacket Steady footwork Gary Player Tearing up a scorecard Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tearing up a scorecard Walking over the putting green. Weak grip Mind where the divot lands! That's a big hook Score a double bogey You need more lessons! Take a mulligan, Chip and run Jigger Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Splash shot Plugged lie in the bunker Oops, your ball is in the bunker. While drinking beer A gentle fade Tee off Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Cheating on the next hole.