Golf Ipsum

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Start your backswing, take it slow

And swing. And lose your mind, Better luck next time! Good rhythm Score a bogey Your ball hits the Captain, Brassie "Get in the hole!" Losing your ball in the rough, And getting annoyed Weak grip Your ball hits the Captain.

Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Spoon Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Get your 5 wood Dancing on the practise ground. For getting banned from the course. Hit it as hard as you can Brassie Phoenix Steady footwork To distract your opponent Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out the driver and....

That's a floater. Score an eagle And good luck! Fluffy lie Jigger Good rhythm While heckling your opponent.

And your caddie gets cross. Jack Nicklaus Out of anger Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, Roll around on the ground laughing, Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent At Augusta National While drinking beer Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Win the Green Jacket Score a par Visit the golf range, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Struck by lightning That's a gimme. Out of anger And swing. Carrying your clubs.

Chip in Swing quickly, And good luck! Cheating on the next hole Better luck next time! To distract your opponent.