Golf Ipsum

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That's a big hook

Chip and run Rub of the green Use your Lob Wedge At Augusta National Pulled to the left Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a par Carrying your clubs Visit the golf range, Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a bogey Walking over the putting green.

"Get in the hole!" Open clubface Start your backswing, take it slow. Gary Player For packing in golf Duck hook!

Fried egg Cheating on the next hole Phoenix Visit the golf range, Carrying your clubs.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Rub of the green At Augusta National Taking a practise swing, And swing. At Augusta National Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a birdie Splash shot Score a bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Good rhythm Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big slice Looking for a new angle of attack Condor Waggle your hips and swing 3-iron comes out, That's a big slice Condor Struck by lightning Niblick Long irons Condor Condor For getting banned from the course. Short irons.

The 19th Hole. Tearing up a scorecard And good luck! You got the yips Texas Wedge Jigger Jack Nicklaus Completely missed the ball, oops! Take a mulligan, Dancing on the practise ground.