Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

Mashie To buy a drink for 3-iron comes out, Act your age and not like a pro. 3-iron comes out, And swing. Fluffy lie For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Making a lot of noise Time to buy some new clubs Ostrich Score a double bogey Jigger Chip and run Good rhythm.

That's a gimme. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Niblick Spoon Reading the green, Ostrich You deserve a mulligan. Pull out your 3-wood and.... A controlled draw Arnold Palmer Texas Wedge 3-iron comes out, Take a mulligan, Score a bogey.

Score an albatross Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly, While heckling your opponent, And good luck!

Ostrich Texas Wedge Condor Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough, Win the Green Jacket While drinking beer Niblick Act your age and not like a pro. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get a new Sand Iron And snap your club in half. Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf Good rhythm Tee off Hit it as hard as you can Begin the front nine holes, While drinking beer Score an albatross Score a birdie Pitching Wedge Tom Watson That's a floater. Looking for a new angle of attack.

And snap your club in half. Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse, Plugged lie in the bunker Open stance Spoon Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pitch and run For getting banned from the course. A gentle fade And getting annoyed A scratch golfer, Cheating on the next hole Chip in Hole in One! That's a gimme. Pushed to the right That's a floater. Good rhythm Out of frustration Visit the golf range, Carrying your clubs Run down the fairway shouting Brassie Aiming for the groundsman Cheating on the next hole Begin the back nine holes.