Golf Ipsum

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Arnold Palmer

Begin the front nine holes, 3-iron comes out, Phoenix And snap your club in half. Visit the golf range.

Short irons Score a bogey Good rhythm Tom Watson Better luck next time!

Waggle your hips and swing Pull out your 3-wood and.... The 19th Hole. And swing. Making a lot of noise Duck hook! A gentle fade Losing your ball in the rough, Tom Watson And lose your mind, Pull out your 3-wood and.... A scratch golfer, At St. Andrews, Hit it as hard as you can Get thrown off the course Pitching Wedge Arnold Palmer Taking a practise swing, Walking over the putting green. Lose your putter, forced to go home.

To distract your opponent Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix You skied it! Dancing on the practise ground. 3-iron comes out, That's a floater. While drinking beer Mind where the divot lands! You skied it! Weak grip Your ball hits the Captain, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

A gentle fade Dancing on the practise ground. Thinking your at Sunningdale Rub of the green Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Win the Green Jacket Spoon Pitching Wedge You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Feeling happy now, Win the Green Jacket Ben Hogan Cleek Phil Mickelson A scratch golfer, Long irons Arnold Palmer Making a lot of noise Score a double bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Open stance Good break!