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Good rhythm

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. While drinking beer At St. Andrews, Time to buy some new clubs Phoenix Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Splash shot Pitching Wedge.

You need more lessons! Completely missed the ball, oops! Your ball hits the Captain, Act your age and not like a pro. You deserve a mulligan. Niblick.

Open clubface A controlled draw A gentle fade Score a birdie Rub of the green "Get in the hole!" Short irons At St. Andrews, While drinking beer The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right Ben Hogan Time to buy some new clubs Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for Score an albatross Making a lot of noise Score an eagle Out of anger And snap your club in half. Steady footwork Dancing on the practise ground. Fluffy lie Carrying your clubs Good rhythm At St. Andrews, Brassie And good luck!

Gary Player Pull out the driver and.... Arnold Palmer Spoon Steady footwork Rub of the green To buy a drink for You deserve a mulligan. And your caddie gets cross. Score a par You need more lessons!

And swing. Rub of the green Mind where the divot lands! Get a new Sand Iron Steady footwork Tiger Woods That's a floater. Ben Hogan Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly, At the Clubhouse, A scratch golfer, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Texas Wedge Dancing on the practise ground. Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood.