Golf Ipsum

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You deserve a mulligan

Score a birdie Score an eagle Spoon Fluffy lie Fried egg Waggle your hips and swing That's a floater. Take a mulligan, Losing your ball in the rough, Swing quickly, Score a bogey Tearing up a scorecard Steady footwork Feeling happy now, A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of frustration Ben Hogan To buy a drink for You deserve a mulligan. Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Arnold Palmer.

Visit the golf range, Top your tee shot, Reading the green, Pushed to the right Making a lot of noise Feeling happy now, Ostrich Act your age and not like a pro. To distract your opponent Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a birdie A controlled draw Time to buy some new clubs Brassie Spoon A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker Condor Cleek Out of frustration Time to buy some new clubs Shouting Fore as loud as you can. At Augusta National You deserve a mulligan. 3-iron comes out, Hole in One! Mind where the divot lands! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the back nine holes.

Score a double bogey Good rhythm Cleek At Augusta National Time to buy some new clubs "Get in the hole!" Score a bogey Tearing up a scorecard Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half. Good break! Score a bogey The 19th Hole. Fluffy lie Hole in One! Pushed to the right To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Niblick That's a gimme. That's a big slice Long irons.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. Steady footwork Plugged lie in the bunker Duck hook! Spoon Jack Nicklaus Out of anger Fried egg Cheating on the next hole Short irons Weak grip Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket Out of anger.

Plugged lie in the bunker That's a floater. To buy a drink for Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. That's a gimme. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Plugged lie in the bunker Get your 5 wood Out of frustration Pushed to the right Niblick Texas Wedge Tiger Woods Plugged lie in the bunker Lose your putter, forced to go home. And good luck! Time to buy some new clubs Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a birdie Score a par You need more lessons! Fluffy lie Mashie Out of anger To buy a drink for.