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Golf Ipsum

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Begin the front nine holes

Open stance Dancing on the practise ground. Waggle your hips and swing And snap your club in half. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Taking a practise swing, Run down the fairway shouting For packing in golf Walking over the putting green. Looking for a new angle of attack.

For packing in golf Jigger Ostrich Ostrich Top your tee shot, Weak grip Get a new Sand Iron Swing quickly, Aiming for the groundsman You skied it! Tiger Woods The 19th Hole. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Open clubface To distract your opponent You deserve a mulligan. "Get in the hole!" And shank it. And good luck! Making a lot of noise Out of anger Plugged lie in the bunker.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Top your tee shot, Walking over the putting green. Steady footwork Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of anger Fried egg Win the Green Jacket And swing. And swing. For packing in golf Spoon Chip and run Swing quickly, Completely missed the ball, oops! Fried egg Ostrich.

Better luck next time! Hit it as hard as you can Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Score a par Long irons Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Visit the golf range, Fluffy lie Pitch and run You skied it! Niblick Waggle your hips and swing Hit it as hard as you can.

And good luck! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Short irons Using your putter to plumb-bob, Walking over the putting green. Visit the golf range, 3-iron comes out, Phoenix At St. Andrews, Top your tee shot, Jigger Your ball hits the Captain, Chip and run Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pulled to the left Struck by lightning.




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