Golf Ipsum

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Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Thinking your at Sunningdale And lose your mind, Splash shot Run down the fairway shouting Begin the front nine holes, You deserve a mulligan. Fluffy lie For getting banned from the course. Use your Lob Wedge Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, Spoon Losing your ball in the rough, Looking for a new angle of attack To distract your opponent Arnold Palmer "Get in the hole!" You deserve a mulligan.

Pitching Wedge At Augusta National Dancing on the practise ground. Completely missed the ball, oops! And swing.

Texas Wedge Score an albatross Feeling happy now, 3-iron comes out, Gary Player A scratch golfer, And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow.

Condor Visit the golf range, Phil Mickelson That's a big hook Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Looking for a new angle of attack A controlled draw Arnold Palmer Phoenix Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out, Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left Fluffy lie Weak grip Good break! Score an eagle Tearing up a scorecard Waggle your hips and swing While drinking beer Fried egg Weak grip Hole in One! And getting annoyed That's a gimme.

And getting annoyed A gentle fade Gary Player Making a lot of noise Niblick Pitching Wedge You deserve a mulligan. A scratch golfer, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Use your Lob Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Texas Wedge Gary Player.