Golf Ipsum

Tee off

You need more lessons! Texas Wedge Hit it as hard as you can Jigger Score a bogey.

Cleek Score an eagle Pitching Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Jack Nicklaus At the Clubhouse, That's a big slice Take a mulligan, Get your 5 wood Cheating on the next hole Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro.

A scratch golfer, Pitching Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tom Watson Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Fluffy lie.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, That's a gimme. That's a big slice Pitch and run And good luck! And shank it. Short irons You skied it! A controlled draw.