Golf Ipsum
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Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly, Get a new Sand Iron Score an eagle Struck by lightning At Augusta National Chip and run That's a gimme. Condor Score a birdie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mashie Plugged lie in the bunker Score an albatross "Get in the hole!" At Augusta National Tee off Tom Watson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Plugged lie in the bunker Start your backswing, take it slow. A controlled draw That's a big hook Score a double bogey That's a gimme. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To distract your opponent.
At the Clubhouse, Get thrown off the course Score a par Swing quickly, To buy a drink for Take a mulligan, Struck by lightning Aiming for the groundsman Waggle your hips and swing Score an eagle Feeling happy now, For packing in golf Score an eagle Chip in A controlled draw Get your 5 wood Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hole in One! Taking a practise swing, Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting That's a big hook Pull out your 3-wood and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Jigger.
Win the Green Jacket Rub of the green Win the Green Jacket Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Out of anger The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, A controlled draw For packing in golf You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Reading the green, Ben Hogan Good rhythm Spoon.
Feeling happy now, A scratch golfer, Jack Nicklaus Reading the green, Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan. Walking over the putting green.
Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big slice And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Carrying your clubs Take a mulligan, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Gary Player Good rhythm At the Clubhouse, Swing quickly, 3-iron comes out, Pull out the driver and.... Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And getting annoyed Fried egg.