Golf Ipsum

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Out of frustration

And shank it. Tiger Woods Jigger And lose your mind, Open clubface Chip and run Score an albatross And swing. You deserve a mulligan. Completely missed the ball, oops!

Good break! Waggle your hips and swing Cleek Mashie Feeling happy now, Good rhythm Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

You deserve a mulligan. And good luck! Ben Hogan Pulled to the left The 19th Hole. Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge.

Ostrich Jigger Win the Green Jacket The 19th Hole. Pulled to the left Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip in Aiming for the groundsman Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Phoenix Chip in Score a par Fried egg Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Tom Watson Out of anger Reading the green, Fried egg Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Mashie Visit the golf range, Win the Green Jacket Walking over the putting green. Gary Player Good break! Roll around on the ground laughing, Score an albatross.