Golf Ipsum

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Your ball hits the Captain

Your ball hits the Captain, Arnold Palmer Steady footwork Pitch and run A scratch golfer.

Get your 5 wood Get your 5 wood Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Reading the green, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And good luck! Take a mulligan, And snap your club in half. "Get in the hole!" And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Walking over the putting green. Completely missed the ball, oops! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hole in One! At St. Andrews, Phoenix.

Chip in Cleek Time to buy some new clubs Roll around on the ground laughing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Rub of the green Rub of the green Score an albatross Niblick Top your tee shot, While drinking beer Use your Lob Wedge Chip in Take a mulligan, Jack Nicklaus Out of anger Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run Better luck next time! And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack Feeling happy now, Condor To buy a drink for.

Score a bogey You skied it! Score an albatross Chip in Taking a practise swing, Your ball hits the Captain, While heckling your opponent, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Swing quickly, Get your 5 wood That's a big slice Get thrown off the course "Get in the hole!" Duck hook! Better luck next time! Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a floater. Open stance Time to buy some new clubs You skied it! That's a gimme. A scratch golfer, Ostrich Score an eagle For getting banned from the course. Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer.

Feeling happy now, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Long irons Hole in One! Score an eagle And lose your mind, Tiger Woods Hole in One! You skied it! Pitching Wedge And shank it. Better luck next time! And swing. 3-iron comes out, Rub of the green Hit it as hard as you can Start your backswing, take it slow.