Golf Ipsum
Phil Mickelson
Pitch and run Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge Waggle your hips and swing.
Feeling happy now, Better luck next time! Better luck next time! Plugged lie in the bunker Gary Player You deserve a mulligan. Tearing up a scorecard Texas Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Act your age and not like a pro. Win the Green Jacket Duck hook!
Use your Lob Wedge Good rhythm Feeling happy now, Feeling happy now, You need more lessons! Visit the golf range, Out of frustration Arnold Palmer Score a bogey Visit the golf range, Hole in One! Niblick Dancing on the practise ground. Arnold Palmer Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Spoon.
Reading the green, Long irons Score an albatross Open stance Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. Start your backswing, take it slow. And good luck! Lose your putter, forced to go home. And shank it. Jack Nicklaus Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting That's a floater. Start your backswing, take it slow. Weak grip Tee off Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitching Wedge Steady footwork Feeling happy now, To distract your opponent Hole in One! Mind where the divot lands! That's a floater. Niblick.
Roll around on the ground laughing, Struck by lightning Start your backswing, take it slow. To distract your opponent Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cheating on the next hole And snap your club in half. Good rhythm Act your age and not like a pro. Score a birdie To distract your opponent Walking over the putting green. Waggle your hips and swing Win the Green Jacket And snap your club in half. Ben Hogan.