Golf Ipsum

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Mind where the divot lands!

Roll around on the ground laughing, Struck by lightning Hit it as hard as you can Pulled to the left Pitch and run Mind where the divot lands! At Augusta National That's a floater. Open stance Struck by lightning Out of anger Chip and run Open stance Score an eagle Get a new Sand Iron You deserve a mulligan. To buy a drink for Thinking your at Sunningdale To distract your opponent Cleek Phil Mickelson And swing. Good break! And good luck! Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fluffy lie Pushed to the right Taking a practise swing, Score an albatross Open clubface Score a birdie At St. Andrews, Gary Player.

Dancing on the practise ground. Better luck next time! Tom Watson Tiger Woods Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan.

Take a mulligan, Texas Wedge Jack Nicklaus Cleek That's a big slice Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Start your backswing, take it slow. Plugged lie in the bunker Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Weak grip To buy a drink for Chip in Rub of the green That's a gimme. Get thrown off the course Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, To buy a drink for Pushed to the right Losing your ball in the rough, Start your backswing, take it slow. Niblick For getting banned from the course. And snap your club in half. Good break! Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ben Hogan "Get in the hole!" Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge Spoon Out of anger Score an albatross Open stance.