Golf Ipsum

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Score a birdie

At Augusta National Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Run down the fairway shouting At Augusta National Waggle your hips and swing Completely missed the ball, oops! At Augusta National.

Out of anger Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run Chip in Win the Green Jacket Hit it as hard as you can Open stance Struck by lightning.

Mashie Cheating on the next hole Texas Wedge Ostrich Score a double bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Rub of the green While drinking beer.

Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. Time to buy some new clubs Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard While heckling your opponent.

Ostrich Condor That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! That's a gimme. 3-iron comes out, Tearing up a scorecard You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dancing on the practise ground. Your ball hits the Captain, Pitch and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Fried egg Good break! A scratch golfer, Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. Out of anger Ostrich Hit it as hard as you can Pull out your 3-wood and.... Mind where the divot lands! Making a lot of noise Making a lot of noise Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, For packing in golf.