Golf Ipsum

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That's a gimme

For packing in golf You deserve a mulligan. You need more lessons! Roll around on the ground laughing, Struck by lightning And your caddie gets cross.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Your ball hits the Captain, Feeling happy now, While drinking beer That's a big slice Reading the green, Taking a practise swing, Hole in One! Looking for a new angle of attack Score a birdie Hole in One!

Condor Ben Hogan Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. Jigger That's a big slice Visit the golf range, You skied it! Gary Player Pushed to the right Time to buy some new clubs And your caddie gets cross.

Condor Pulled to the left Mashie Open stance Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips At Augusta National Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A scratch golfer, At Augusta National Tee off Get thrown off the course Looking for a new angle of attack.

Your ball hits the Captain, And your caddie gets cross. Looking for a new angle of attack Open clubface A gentle fade Aiming for the groundsman Making a lot of noise.