Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

3-iron comes out, Niblick Jigger And good luck! Take a mulligan, 3-iron comes out, Struck by lightning Swear at the Captain and get banned. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Condor Begin the front nine holes, And getting annoyed Run down the fairway shouting Phil Mickelson Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tee off Niblick Mind where the divot lands! While heckling your opponent, Ben Hogan Score an albatross Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And shank it. Hole in One! Aiming for the groundsman Score a par Score a bogey At the Clubhouse, Fried egg.

Making a lot of noise That's a big hook Making a lot of noise At St. Andrews, A scratch golfer, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Carrying your clubs Weak grip Open clubface Phoenix Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge Fluffy lie You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge Get your 5 wood Good break! Use your Lob Wedge Splash shot Your ball hits the Captain, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. For packing in golf.

Start your backswing, take it slow. You deserve a mulligan. That's a gimme. Pitch and run That's a gimme. Carrying your clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. Completely missed the ball, oops! Time to buy some new clubs That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Top your tee shot, At Augusta National Score a par Pitching Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, For packing in golf And shank it. Score an albatross Cheating on the next hole Score a double bogey Score an eagle Ostrich.

And swing. Hole in One! Tearing up a scorecard Good break! Struck by lightning For getting banned from the course. Get your 5 wood Mind where the divot lands! Feeling happy now, Good rhythm Struck by lightning For getting banned from the course. Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Get a new Sand Iron Get thrown off the course Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman And good luck! Ostrich.

You got the yips Aiming for the groundsman Get your 5 wood Fluffy lie And good luck! Jack Nicklaus Start your backswing, take it slow. Short irons Fried egg Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Better luck next time! And shank it. Fried egg.