Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs

That's a big hook Open clubface That's a big hook Score a par Fluffy lie Jigger Waggle your hips and swing Completely missed the ball, oops! For packing in golf Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cleek Your ball hits the Captain, A controlled draw Tom Watson Good rhythm Duck hook! Pulled to the left Waggle your hips and swing Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You got the yips Carrying your clubs Hit it as hard as you can Looking for a new angle of attack A gentle fade.

Good break! Texas Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance Get thrown off the course Dancing on the practise ground.

Score an albatross Tee off Act your age and not like a pro. Dancing on the practise ground. Hole in One! Taking a practise swing, Act your age and not like a pro. Rub of the green Get thrown off the course And your caddie gets cross. At Augusta National.

That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes, A controlled draw Pitching Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of anger Out of anger Score an albatross Chip and run Weak grip You got the yips.

Win the Green Jacket Good break! And good luck! You got the yips Arnold Palmer Brassie Losing your ball in the rough, Mashie Brassie Open stance Get a new Sand Iron Score a birdie While drinking beer Open clubface Get thrown off the course.