Golf Ipsum

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The 19th Hole

Out of frustration Fried egg Jack Nicklaus Dancing on the practise ground. Condor.

Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Score a par That's a gimme. Good break! Weak grip Tearing up a scorecard That's a big hook Open stance Phoenix Ostrich Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme.

Get thrown off the course Reading the green, Steady footwork Jigger Spoon Niblick That's a gimme. A gentle fade Niblick Score a double bogey Tom Watson Thinking your at Sunningdale Short irons At St. Andrews, Out of frustration At Augusta National Brassie Fried egg.

Tearing up a scorecard Making a lot of noise To buy a drink for Thinking your at Sunningdale Tiger Woods Start your backswing, take it slow. Phoenix Out of anger Waggle your hips and swing Good break! You skied it! Niblick Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Get your 5 wood Start your backswing, take it slow. While drinking beer Texas Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Hit it as hard as you can Take a mulligan, Looking for a new angle of attack Pitch and run.