Golf Ipsum

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And shank it

Making a lot of noise Condor Swear at the Captain and get banned. 3-iron comes out, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And snap your club in half. Tiger Woods Run down the fairway shouting At St. Andrews, Long irons And your caddie gets cross. Brassie Walking over the putting green. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Carrying your clubs And lose your mind, Struck by lightning Aiming for the groundsman Feeling happy now, That's a floater. Brassie That's a gimme. For getting banned from the course.

Looking for a new angle of attack Hit it as hard as you can Time to buy some new clubs Feeling happy now, Score an eagle Hole in One! And swing. A scratch golfer, Cleek.

Long irons Open clubface And your caddie gets cross. Mashie That's a big slice Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Taking a practise swing, Get thrown off the course At Augusta National.

Looking for a new angle of attack And shank it. Pulled to the left To buy a drink for Good break! Take a mulligan, Score an eagle To distract your opponent That's a gimme. Pitch and run Open clubface Carrying your clubs You got the yips Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the back nine holes, You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player Open stance Act your age and not like a pro. Start your backswing, take it slow. Tee off Get a new Sand Iron Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Splash shot Score an albatross Rub of the green.

For packing in golf To distract your opponent Score a double bogey Swing quickly, Gary Player Arnold Palmer Hit it as hard as you can Texas Wedge A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack At St. Andrews, Run down the fairway shouting Act your age and not like a pro. Phoenix Splash shot Losing your ball in the rough.