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The 19th Hole

And your caddie gets cross. Out of anger And good luck! That's a floater. You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a par Tearing up a scorecard Fluffy lie Pitching Wedge You need more lessons! Take a mulligan, Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open stance You deserve a mulligan. Top your tee shot, Brassie Tearing up a scorecard Pitching Wedge Fluffy lie Reading the green.

You deserve a mulligan. Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. Short irons Good rhythm You deserve a mulligan. Short irons Dancing on the practise ground. That's a gimme.

Swing quickly, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Good rhythm Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get your 5 wood And lose your mind, Lose your putter, forced to go home. You need more lessons! Pulled to the left Score an eagle Walking over the putting green. Good rhythm Fluffy lie.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Jack Nicklaus Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a bogey Looking for a new angle of attack You need more lessons! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Niblick The 19th Hole. Waggle your hips and swing Walking over the putting green. That's a big hook Weak grip Fried egg You need more lessons! A gentle fade "Get in the hole!".

Jigger Pitch and run Plugged lie in the bunker Mind where the divot lands! Thinking your at Sunningdale.