Golf Ipsum
Losing your ball in the rough
Duck hook! Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, Feeling happy now, Feeling happy now, Struck by lightning Score a double bogey Losing your ball in the rough, For getting banned from the course. Splash shot Mashie Jigger Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Arnold Palmer Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip in Making a lot of noise A gentle fade Weak grip Your ball hits the Captain, Get a new Sand Iron Fluffy lie Get your 5 wood Cleek Niblick 3-iron comes out, Ostrich Use your Lob Wedge.
Hit it as hard as you can At Augusta National Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And swing. Tee off Plugged lie in the bunker Looking for a new angle of attack Reading the green, To distract your opponent Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Phil Mickelson.
Score a bogey Mind where the divot lands! Making a lot of noise You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Rub of the green Rub of the green That's a big hook Fluffy lie Use your Lob Wedge Score an albatross And swing. Good break! For getting banned from the course. Lose your putter, forced to go home. And shank it. Mind where the divot lands! Out of anger That's a gimme. Tearing up a scorecard Begin the front nine holes, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron Pitching Wedge Short irons You got the yips To distract your opponent.
Good break! Long irons Swing quickly, Gary Player Losing your ball in the rough, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips Time to buy some new clubs Get a new Sand Iron Aiming for the groundsman Jigger Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. Thinking your at Sunningdale Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. Run down the fairway shouting Struck by lightning Jack Nicklaus Visit the golf range, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Splash shot Completely missed the ball, oops!
Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Score a par You got the yips While heckling your opponent, Reading the green, Rub of the green Making a lot of noise Looking for a new angle of attack Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Carrying your clubs To buy a drink for Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pull out the driver and.... Long irons Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Out of frustration Pushed to the right Texas Wedge Duck hook! Pull out the driver and.... And snap your club in half. Feeling happy now.