Golf Ipsum

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Fried egg

Struck by lightning Roll around on the ground laughing, Fluffy lie Dancing on the practise ground. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a gimme. Run down the fairway shouting Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tiger Woods Gary Player Losing your ball in the rough, Spoon That's a floater. Plugged lie in the bunker Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind, Get a new Sand Iron You skied it! Open clubface Open clubface.

Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Brassie That's a floater. Use your Lob Wedge Take a mulligan, Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer Arnold Palmer Out of frustration Arnold Palmer Waggle your hips and swing Open stance Begin the back nine holes, Get thrown off the course Reading the green, Losing your ball in the rough, You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Long irons Out of frustration Score a double bogey Phoenix Dancing on the practise ground. Gary Player Pitch and run Taking a practise swing, Jack Nicklaus And your caddie gets cross. Mind where the divot lands! Pushed to the right Open stance Get your 5 wood Duck hook! To distract your opponent Aiming for the groundsman Arnold Palmer Gary Player.

Score a double bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Condor Cleek Fried egg Score a double bogey Splash shot You skied it! And shank it. And your caddie gets cross.

Tiger Woods Texas Wedge Pitching Wedge A gentle fade Fried egg You skied it! Pull out the driver and.... "Get in the hole!" That's a big slice Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Start your backswing, take it slow. You need more lessons! Splash shot.