Golf Ipsum

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Losing your ball in the rough

That's a big slice Score a par Taking a practise swing, Tee off Tee off Better luck next time! For packing in golf Arnold Palmer Time to buy some new clubs Mind where the divot lands! Fried egg Dancing on the practise ground. Walking over the putting green. For packing in golf That's a gimme. Hole in One! Hole in One! You need more lessons! Score an albatross Ben Hogan Feeling happy now, Take a mulligan, Hole in One! Rub of the green Visit the golf range, Tom Watson Score a double bogey.

Better luck next time! Carrying your clubs Top your tee shot, Begin the back nine holes, For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Out of anger.

And swing. Gary Player Score a bogey And your caddie gets cross. Swing quickly, Duck hook! Plugged lie in the bunker Win the Green Jacket.

Fried egg Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Weak grip Tearing up a scorecard And getting annoyed Cleek 3-iron comes out, Phoenix Losing your ball in the rough, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hole in One! Duck hook! Weak grip Splash shot At the Clubhouse, Splash shot Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jigger A gentle fade "Get in the hole!" Walking over the putting green. That's a floater. Struck by lightning Brassie.

Out of frustration Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Hit it as hard as you can Pulled to the left Aiming for the groundsman Get a new Sand Iron Duck hook! Splash shot Score an eagle While drinking beer Texas Wedge Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs Tom Watson Your ball hits the Captain, That's a floater. Pull out the driver and.... And good luck!