Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

Hit it as hard as you can Weak grip Score a bogey Struck by lightning That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" Out of frustration.

Jack Nicklaus Feeling happy now, Jigger Score an albatross Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Niblick Chip and run Arnold Palmer Chip and run.

Score a par Struck by lightning Phoenix Good break! Rub of the green.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To buy a drink for Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Pushed to the right Good break! Good rhythm Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips While drinking beer Score a par And your caddie gets cross. Tee off Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the front nine holes, Score a bogey.

At the Clubhouse, Good rhythm Splash shot 3-iron comes out, To distract your opponent Making a lot of noise Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get thrown off the course Score a bogey Short irons Hit it as hard as you can Get thrown off the course.