Golf Ipsum

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Score a birdie

Score a birdie And getting annoyed Pushed to the right Out of frustration Hit it as hard as you can Struck by lightning Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! Short irons Reading the green, Ben Hogan Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

At St. Andrews, Steady footwork Short irons Tiger Woods Pulled to the left Phoenix Ben Hogan Better luck next time! And your caddie gets cross. For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Chip and run Mashie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Chip in Time to buy some new clubs Pitch and run Looking for a new angle of attack Pulled to the left Mashie For packing in golf.

Pulled to the left That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You got the yips At Augusta National To distract your opponent Texas Wedge Chip and run Pushed to the right Pull out your 3-wood and.... Good break! That's a gimme. And your caddie gets cross. That's a big slice You need more lessons! Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a gimme. Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard That's a gimme. 3-iron comes out, Making a lot of noise Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Carrying your clubs.

Losing your ball in the rough, Start your backswing, take it slow. Losing your ball in the rough, Spoon Better luck next time! Losing your ball in the rough, Good break! And lose your mind, You need more lessons! Waggle your hips and swing Ben Hogan Weak grip That's a big slice Steady footwork And your caddie gets cross. Mashie Roll around on the ground laughing, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Phoenix Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cheating on the next hole Long irons Long irons And your caddie gets cross.

And shank it. Run down the fairway shouting Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out the driver and.... That's a gimme. Ostrich Run down the fairway shouting Time to buy some new clubs Visit the golf range, Out of frustration.