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Long irons

Long irons Tiger Woods Weak grip Fluffy lie Fluffy lie Take a mulligan, Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Jack Nicklaus Aiming for the groundsman At Augusta National Carrying your clubs That's a big slice Plugged lie in the bunker Dancing on the practise ground. Good rhythm Pushed to the right A controlled draw A gentle fade Losing your ball in the rough, You need more lessons! Pulled to the left Run down the fairway shouting Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... You got the yips.

Brassie Making a lot of noise Cleek Cheating on the next hole At the Clubhouse, That's a gimme.

You skied it! That's a big slice Tiger Woods Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hole in One! And lose your mind, Plugged lie in the bunker Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mind where the divot lands! Top your tee shot, Phoenix.

Score a par Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dancing on the practise ground. Jigger Losing your ball in the rough, And your caddie gets cross. Niblick Texas Wedge To distract your opponent Score an eagle Swing quickly, Hole in One! Phoenix Short irons Act your age and not like a pro. Score an eagle Hole in One! At St. Andrews, For getting banned from the course. For getting banned from the course. Take a mulligan, Mashie Long irons Mind where the divot lands! Reading the green, A controlled draw Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Tiger Woods Phoenix Looking for a new angle of attack To buy a drink for Good break!