Golf Ipsum
Texas Wedge
A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips And good luck! Long irons Begin the front nine holes, Short irons That's a gimme. Score a bogey Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, For packing in golf Open clubface Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Gary Player Begin the front nine holes, Tom Watson Ben Hogan Start your backswing, take it slow. Good break! Out of anger And your caddie gets cross. Texas Wedge Rub of the green Take a mulligan, Tee off Get a new Sand Iron Thinking your at Sunningdale A scratch golfer.
Thinking your at Sunningdale Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Visit the golf range, Better luck next time! Losing your ball in the rough, Fried egg Better luck next time! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Ostrich Open clubface Aiming for the groundsman Pushed to the right Pull out the driver and.... Brassie Taking a practise swing, Top your tee shot, To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix Pulled to the left Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork Pushed to the right Niblick Texas Wedge Better luck next time! That's a gimme.
And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning Score a par Score an eagle Pull out the driver and.... Carrying your clubs Win the Green Jacket Phoenix At Augusta National Visit the golf range, Ostrich Cleek Score an albatross Short irons Struck by lightning That's a gimme. And snap your club in half. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Duck hook! Roll around on the ground laughing, Pushed to the right.
Brassie Use your Lob Wedge You skied it! While heckling your opponent, Ben Hogan Swing quickly, Use your Lob Wedge Brassie Score an albatross Out of frustration To buy a drink for Run down the fairway shouting.
Gary Player Making a lot of noise And swing. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And good luck! Fluffy lie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open stance You got the yips Top your tee shot, Jigger Score a par Rub of the green Begin the front nine holes, Visit the golf range, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Mind where the divot lands! Pitching Wedge Reading the green, Score a bogey That's a gimme. Good break!