Golf Ipsum

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At Augusta National

Act your age and not like a pro. Ben Hogan Visit the golf range, Brassie Niblick.

You skied it! Pitch and run You need more lessons! Losing your ball in the rough, Condor.

Carrying your clubs Score a birdie Losing your ball in the rough, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Aiming for the groundsman Brassie To distract your opponent Phoenix 3-iron comes out.

Chip in Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cheating on the next hole Tee off The 19th Hole.

Score an eagle Win the Green Jacket Waggle your hips and swing For getting banned from the course. And shank it. Cleek Score a par Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Better luck next time! Dancing on the practise ground. Visit the golf range, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break! Losing your ball in the rough, Struck by lightning Begin the back nine holes, Splash shot "Get in the hole!" Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. And snap your club in half. Take a mulligan.