Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

Cleek Ostrich Lose your putter, forced to go home. Good break! Long irons Score a double bogey.

That's a big slice Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Score a birdie For packing in golf Run down the fairway shouting Cleek.

And snap your club in half. Cleek Good break! Tom Watson A scratch golfer, And your caddie gets cross. Weak grip Condor And swing. Out of frustration Fluffy lie Pulled to the left Steady footwork Carrying your clubs While drinking beer Weak grip Score a bogey Score an eagle At the Clubhouse.

And lose your mind, Pulled to the left That's a floater. Open clubface Score a double bogey Phoenix Score a double bogey Chip in Phil Mickelson Arnold Palmer Ostrich Plugged lie in the bunker Mind where the divot lands! Feeling happy now, Out of frustration And your caddie gets cross. Condor Roll around on the ground laughing, Aiming for the groundsman Score a birdie And snap your club in half. "Get in the hole!" Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Swing quickly, And good luck!

Brassie Hole in One! Reading the green, Phoenix For packing in golf Top your tee shot, You need more lessons! Waggle your hips and swing Long irons.