Golf Ipsum

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While heckling your opponent

Get thrown off the course Use your Lob Wedge Visit the golf range, That's a floater. Cheating on the next hole Get thrown off the course At St. Andrews, Your ball hits the Captain, Struck by lightning Fried egg The 19th Hole. Taking a practise swing, Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Phoenix And lose your mind, For packing in golf Reading the green, And getting annoyed.

You got the yips A controlled draw Score an eagle Steady footwork Score an eagle Top your tee shot, Cleek The 19th Hole. Chip in Long irons And good luck! The 19th Hole. Begin the back nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Long irons Out of anger Carrying your clubs Score an eagle Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Steady footwork Get your 5 wood Chip in Looking for a new angle of attack Begin the back nine holes, Open stance.

Dancing on the practise ground. Lose your putter, forced to go home. The 19th Hole. Cheating on the next hole Mashie Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... Open clubface Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mashie Pitching Wedge Feeling happy now, Cleek Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Good rhythm "Get in the hole!" You need more lessons! Splash shot That's a floater. Score a double bogey.

For getting banned from the course. Dancing on the practise ground. Act your age and not like a pro. Duck hook! Duck hook! Visit the golf range, Phil Mickelson Splash shot Chip in Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips.

Hole in One! Cheating on the next hole Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Out of anger Take a mulligan, Hole in One! Win the Green Jacket Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get thrown off the course Pull out the driver and.... Splash shot Chip in Tom Watson At Augusta National Cleek.