Golf Ipsum

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Using your putter to plumb-bob, And good luck! While heckling your opponent, Mashie Begin the front nine holes, Ostrich To distract your opponent Open clubface Texas Wedge Cheating on the next hole Get thrown off the course And shank it. Win the Green Jacket.

Out of anger Dancing on the practise ground. Gary Player For getting banned from the course. Plugged lie in the bunker A controlled draw While drinking beer Good rhythm Open stance.

Good break! Long irons Niblick Start your backswing, take it slow. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dancing on the practise ground. Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey Pitch and run Spoon Pulled to the left Run down the fairway shouting Pull out your 3-wood and.... And getting annoyed Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Carrying your clubs A gentle fade Time to buy some new clubs.

Arnold Palmer Weak grip Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Out of frustration Pulled to the left.

Aiming for the groundsman Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Run down the fairway shouting Pitch and run That's a gimme. For packing in golf.