Golf Ipsum

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Score a birdie

The 19th Hole. Cleek Phil Mickelson Chip in Waggle your hips and swing Pitching Wedge And snap your club in half. Aiming for the groundsman Niblick.

Reading the green, Tearing up a scorecard And good luck! A scratch golfer, Get a new Sand Iron A scratch golfer, Score a par Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half. A controlled draw For packing in golf Pitch and run A controlled draw Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer Pull out the driver and.... Begin the back nine holes, Chip and run Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ostrich Ben Hogan Looking for a new angle of attack A scratch golfer, Good rhythm That's a big hook You got the yips To buy a drink for To buy a drink for 3-iron comes out.

Get your 5 wood And good luck! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the front nine holes, Run down the fairway shouting Walking over the putting green. Good rhythm You skied it! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Use your Lob Wedge And lose your mind, The 19th Hole.

Hole in One! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, Long irons Open clubface Feeling happy now, You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting Texas Wedge To buy a drink for For packing in golf Chip in At Augusta National Score an eagle And shank it. And lose your mind, Chip and run Struck by lightning That's a floater. Reading the green, That's a gimme. Long irons Cheating on the next hole Open clubface Waggle your hips and swing Good break! Dancing on the practise ground. Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National.

And swing. Good rhythm 3-iron comes out, A gentle fade Pull out your 3-wood and.... Using your putter to plumb-bob, 3-iron comes out, Weak grip Pull out your 3-wood and....