Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!"

Chip and run Struck by lightning The 19th Hole. At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, Pushed to the right To distract your opponent Score a bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood.

At St. Andrews, A scratch golfer, Score an eagle Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed To buy a drink for Walking over the putting green. A gentle fade Taking a practise swing, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Time to buy some new clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. Condor Splash shot And lose your mind.

Better luck next time! "Get in the hole!" Win the Green Jacket Score an albatross Struck by lightning Score an albatross Tearing up a scorecard Get your 5 wood To buy a drink for Phil Mickelson And good luck! Good break!

Your ball hits the Captain, Tom Watson The 19th Hole. Score a par Open clubface Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Spoon Gary Player Start your backswing, take it slow. Tom Watson Score a bogey Tom Watson Long irons Weak grip.

You deserve a mulligan. Mashie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Top your tee shot, Get a new Sand Iron Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Time to buy some new clubs Cheating on the next hole While heckling your opponent, Splash shot The 19th Hole. Phil Mickelson.