Golf Ipsum

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Swear at the Captain and get banned. Win the Green Jacket Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cheating on the next hole A controlled draw Open clubface.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Reading the green, Looking for a new angle of attack Get thrown off the course You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run For getting banned from the course. Out of frustration Mashie Visit the golf range, Long irons Gary Player Hole in One! Long irons Pitching Wedge Short irons That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes, And shank it. Good rhythm You need more lessons! Taking a practise swing, Aiming for the groundsman Pushed to the right Chip in A controlled draw.

Ben Hogan Get thrown off the course While drinking beer Score a double bogey That's a floater.

Walking over the putting green. For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Hole in One! Swing quickly, Chip and run Time to buy some new clubs Niblick Out of frustration Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Use your Lob Wedge Good rhythm For packing in golf Jack Nicklaus Feeling happy now, You got the yips Looking for a new angle of attack Rub of the green Pitching Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Struck by lightning And getting annoyed Cheating on the next hole Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Tearing up a scorecard At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Dancing on the practise ground. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Niblick Ostrich Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Rub of the green A scratch golfer, Ben Hogan Fluffy lie You need more lessons! Duck hook! And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket.