Golf Ipsum

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Mashie

Texas Wedge Phoenix Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Reading the green, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Jack Nicklaus Better luck next time! While drinking beer Steady footwork Rub of the green Begin the front nine holes, Dancing on the practise ground. Plugged lie in the bunker Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fried egg Rub of the green At Augusta National Score a double bogey.

Out of frustration Open clubface And snap your club in half. At Augusta National Hit it as hard as you can Swear at the Captain and get banned. Fried egg.

Splash shot At Augusta National Score a birdie Reading the green, And getting annoyed Pushed to the right To buy a drink for Taking a practise swing, Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip and run Using your putter to plumb-bob, You deserve a mulligan. Pushed to the right Out of anger Good rhythm Tearing up a scorecard Use your Lob Wedge Phoenix A gentle fade A controlled draw And getting annoyed Top your tee shot, Take a mulligan, Score an albatross.

Hit it as hard as you can Chip in Walking over the putting green. Condor Get your 5 wood Ostrich Brassie Waggle your hips and swing Plugged lie in the bunker And snap your club in half. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the front nine holes, And swing. Duck hook! Score a bogey.

Carrying your clubs While heckling your opponent, Cleek A scratch golfer, Swing quickly, Pulled to the left To buy a drink for.