Golf Ipsum

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Feeling happy now

Open stance You skied it! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Looking for a new angle of attack Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run Act your age and not like a pro. And getting annoyed At St. Andrews, That's a floater. Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A gentle fade Pitching Wedge Score an albatross That's a gimme. Cleek Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You deserve a mulligan. Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow. That's a gimme. Score a birdie.

Begin the front nine holes, Mashie Arnold Palmer Looking for a new angle of attack Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You skied it! Open stance Spoon Long irons You skied it! To distract your opponent "Get in the hole!" Waggle your hips and swing And lose your mind, Hole in One! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, Cheating on the next hole Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Cheating on the next hole Out of anger Get thrown off the course.

Better luck next time! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Act your age and not like a pro. A gentle fade To distract your opponent Losing your ball in the rough, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Carrying your clubs And your caddie gets cross. Score a bogey Out of frustration Run down the fairway shouting Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tiger Woods Run down the fairway shouting Plugged lie in the bunker.

Score a birdie Splash shot Score an albatross You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! And swing. Run down the fairway shouting.