Golf Ipsum

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Roll around on the ground laughing

Aiming for the groundsman Losing your ball in the rough, You skied it! That's a big hook Arnold Palmer Condor For getting banned from the course. For packing in golf Ostrich Pull out your 3-wood and.... At the Clubhouse, Out of frustration Completely missed the ball, oops! For packing in golf You got the yips Score a birdie Tee off Phoenix Waggle your hips and swing Win the Green Jacket Reading the green, And good luck! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Start your backswing, take it slow.

Weak grip Phoenix Arnold Palmer 3-iron comes out, Swing quickly, Swing quickly, Phil Mickelson And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack And snap your club in half.

That's a gimme. Rub of the green At Augusta National Waggle your hips and swing Gary Player Score a birdie Losing your ball in the rough, Aiming for the groundsman Steady footwork You got the yips Mashie.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You skied it! Jigger Chip and run Spoon A gentle fade To distract your opponent Weak grip.

Good rhythm A controlled draw Making a lot of noise Pitching Wedge A scratch golfer, Chip in.