Golf Ipsum
Feeling happy now
Walking over the putting green. Get a new Sand Iron Feeling happy now, Phoenix Pitching Wedge Fluffy lie.
A scratch golfer, Chip and run Walking over the putting green. While heckling your opponent, Win the Green Jacket Get a new Sand Iron Score an albatross Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting Condor Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Steady footwork Aiming for the groundsman Start your backswing, take it slow. Tearing up a scorecard And getting annoyed Feeling happy now, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, To distract your opponent Pulled to the left Begin the front nine holes, Short irons Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out, And lose your mind, Top your tee shot.
Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Score an albatross Gary Player Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands! That's a big hook Waggle your hips and swing The 19th Hole. And your caddie gets cross. And shank it. And good luck! Begin the back nine holes, Open stance You got the yips Your ball hits the Captain, Swing quickly, Pull out your 3-wood and.... For packing in golf Oops, your ball is in the bunker. While heckling your opponent, Win the Green Jacket And getting annoyed Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme.
Act your age and not like a pro. Short irons Weak grip Hole in One! Score a bogey Duck hook! Ben Hogan Jack Nicklaus Cleek Open clubface Aiming for the groundsman Tee off Score a par You got the yips Using your putter to plumb-bob, Start your backswing, take it slow. A controlled draw Out of frustration Splash shot Hit it as hard as you can Feeling happy now, A gentle fade Steady footwork And shank it. Dancing on the practise ground. Jigger That's a gimme. Reading the green, Look out a ball is coming straight for you!
Looking for a new angle of attack Good break! Act your age and not like a pro. "Get in the hole!" Open stance And snap your club in half. Pulled to the left A controlled draw Hole in One! Waggle your hips and swing Good rhythm.