Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run

Your ball hits the Captain, Ostrich Hit it as hard as you can 3-iron comes out, Pull out the driver and.... Run down the fairway shouting For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Mind where the divot lands! Pushed to the right Score an eagle Arnold Palmer You got the yips Out of anger Feeling happy now, Brassie Dancing on the practise ground.

Score a birdie Score an albatross Arnold Palmer Short irons Arnold Palmer Condor Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook Arnold Palmer A scratch golfer, Take a mulligan.

Score a birdie You need more lessons! Long irons For packing in golf Tearing up a scorecard.

Swing quickly, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You need more lessons! Score a birdie Struck by lightning Steady footwork Long irons Waggle your hips and swing Fluffy lie Making a lot of noise Condor Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hit it as hard as you can Short irons Jack Nicklaus.