Golf Ipsum
Score a birdie
Top your tee shot, Rub of the green Score an eagle Hole in One! Short irons A controlled draw Feeling happy now, Making a lot of noise Pitching Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Losing your ball in the rough, Looking for a new angle of attack Long irons Jack Nicklaus Out of anger Cleek To buy a drink for Mashie And snap your club in half. Take a mulligan, Cheating on the next hole A gentle fade Jack Nicklaus Open clubface Better luck next time! Completely missed the ball, oops! A controlled draw And snap your club in half.
At Augusta National Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Completely missed the ball, oops! Reading the green, Jack Nicklaus Pull out the driver and.... And shank it. Chip and run Score a bogey To distract your opponent Pulled to the left Use your Lob Wedge Making a lot of noise Ben Hogan Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You need more lessons! Walking over the putting green. At Augusta National Fried egg While heckling your opponent.
Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Struck by lightning Phil Mickelson Score a par Use your Lob Wedge And shank it. Get thrown off the course For getting banned from the course. Cleek Score an albatross Niblick Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf Swear at the Captain and get banned. Splash shot Gary Player At the Clubhouse, "Get in the hole!".
"Get in the hole!" Swear at the Captain and get banned. To buy a drink for Score a double bogey Completely missed the ball, oops! And getting annoyed Brassie Spoon Using your putter to plumb-bob, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Pull out the driver and.... Shouting Fore as loud as you can. 3-iron comes out, Taking a practise swing, Start your backswing, take it slow. Phil Mickelson Pitch and run Out of anger Good break! Pushed to the right And getting annoyed "Get in the hole!".
Ben Hogan That's a gimme. Start your backswing, take it slow. Completely missed the ball, oops! Aiming for the groundsman Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Out of frustration You deserve a mulligan. And snap your club in half. Dancing on the practise ground. Start your backswing, take it slow.