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And good luck!

Tee off Splash shot Fluffy lie Swing quickly, Short irons Short irons Phil Mickelson Chip and run You skied it! Texas Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a floater. Plugged lie in the bunker Weak grip A scratch golfer, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Reading the green, The 19th Hole. Begin the front nine holes, Score a double bogey Open stance For getting banned from the course. Cleek At Augusta National Steady footwork Get thrown off the course.

Phoenix Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods Long irons Struck by lightning Steady footwork Score a par Tee off And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Begin the back nine holes, Mind where the divot lands!

Losing your ball in the rough, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Out of frustration While heckling your opponent, Chip in Making a lot of noise Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score a par Gary Player Phoenix Use your Lob Wedge Cheating on the next hole Looking for a new angle of attack Completely missed the ball, oops! Act your age and not like a pro. Open clubface.

Phoenix Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed Pitch and run Act your age and not like a pro. Condor Open clubface Ostrich Use your Lob Wedge Pitch and run For packing in golf A gentle fade Roll around on the ground laughing, While drinking beer At Augusta National That's a floater. Condor Tom Watson Fluffy lie.

Out of frustration Tom Watson Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tee off 3-iron comes out, To distract your opponent Start your backswing, take it slow. Looking for a new angle of attack You skied it! Out of frustration Pitch and run You got the yips Cleek Dancing on the practise ground. That's a floater. Take a mulligan, Tiger Woods Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mashie Splash shot Roll around on the ground laughing, Tiger Woods Time to buy some new clubs Jack Nicklaus Using your putter to plumb-bob, At Augusta National Using your putter to plumb-bob, For getting banned from the course. Waggle your hips and swing.