Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tearing up a scorecard Pushed to the right Plugged lie in the bunker Using your putter to plumb-bob, To buy a drink for Short irons Cleek Get a new Sand Iron The 19th Hole. Thinking your at Sunningdale You deserve a mulligan. And snap your club in half. Splash shot Splash shot Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pull out the driver and.... Ostrich At Augusta National Duck hook! Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National.

Hole in One! Phoenix Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big slice And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes, Long irons Feeling happy now, Time to buy some new clubs Mind where the divot lands! Begin the front nine holes, A gentle fade Out of anger Long irons Texas Wedge And swing.

Score a bogey Pitch and run Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops! You deserve a mulligan. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Looking for a new angle of attack.

Score an eagle Fluffy lie Jigger Score an eagle Hit it as hard as you can Ben Hogan At St. Andrews, Use your Lob Wedge And shank it. Making a lot of noise Take a mulligan, Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips Good break! Making a lot of noise Struck by lightning And good luck! The 19th Hole. Act your age and not like a pro. Open clubface Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Carrying your clubs Spoon Hit it as hard as you can Walking over the putting green.

Score an eagle Dancing on the practise ground. Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman To buy a drink for Texas Wedge Duck hook! Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Time to buy some new clubs Long irons While heckling your opponent, Cleek You got the yips That's a big slice Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green Out of frustration And good luck! And good luck! A controlled draw Out of frustration Feeling happy now, Weak grip Begin the front nine holes, A scratch golfer.