Golf Ipsum
Phil Mickelson
Out of anger Score a par You skied it! Swear at the Captain and get banned. A scratch golfer, Fluffy lie Chip in Reading the green, Score a bogey Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Arnold Palmer.
Feeling happy now, Tearing up a scorecard Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Gary Player Using your putter to plumb-bob, Take a mulligan, Good rhythm And lose your mind, Steady footwork That's a floater. Score an albatross Jigger Begin the back nine holes, Weak grip Jack Nicklaus You deserve a mulligan. At Augusta National To distract your opponent Score a par.
Dancing on the practise ground. Phil Mickelson Good break! Ben Hogan Chip in For getting banned from the course. Plugged lie in the bunker Score a bogey And good luck! Hit it as hard as you can Brassie You need more lessons! Struck by lightning Arnold Palmer Open clubface Thinking your at Sunningdale Fluffy lie And getting annoyed Phil Mickelson Feeling happy now, Score a birdie At St. Andrews, Tearing up a scorecard Out of frustration Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hit it as hard as you can.
The 19th Hole. A scratch golfer, Waggle your hips and swing Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You need more lessons! Open stance Arnold Palmer Carrying your clubs Take a mulligan, Roll around on the ground laughing, Thinking your at Sunningdale.
You skied it! You got the yips Texas Wedge Good break! You need more lessons! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Tee off Good rhythm Pitch and run Carrying your clubs And your caddie gets cross. While drinking beer For packing in golf To buy a drink for Long irons Jigger Fluffy lie Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Chip in.