Golf Ipsum

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Rub of the green

Score a bogey Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro. Tiger Woods Hit it as hard as you can Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. Time to buy some new clubs Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket Tee off Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Duck hook! Score an albatross At Augusta National Walking over the putting green. Tom Watson Swing quickly.

Duck hook! Niblick Lose your putter, forced to go home. Hole in One! Your ball hits the Captain, Chip in You got the yips You deserve a mulligan. Pull out the driver and.... Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, Begin the front nine holes, Out of anger Waggle your hips and swing Score a par That's a big hook Tom Watson Waggle your hips and swing A controlled draw Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open clubface Using your putter to plumb-bob, For packing in golf Open clubface For getting banned from the course. Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. While heckling your opponent.

Score a double bogey Ben Hogan Pitch and run Better luck next time! To buy a drink for Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip and run Out of anger At Augusta National Act your age and not like a pro. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Time to buy some new clubs At St. Andrews, Carrying your clubs The 19th Hole. Walking over the putting green. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Mind where the divot lands! A scratch golfer, Cheating on the next hole Splash shot Roll around on the ground laughing.

At Augusta National "Get in the hole!" Visit the golf range, Aiming for the groundsman And shank it. At Augusta National Tom Watson That's a big hook Chip and run While drinking beer Ostrich Tom Watson Hit it as hard as you can.

Time to buy some new clubs Cheating on the next hole While drinking beer Completely missed the ball, oops! Ostrich Good rhythm Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitch and run Losing your ball in the rough, Get your 5 wood.