Golf Ipsum

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Win the Green Jacket Tiger Woods Tiger Woods Gary Player You deserve a mulligan. To distract your opponent Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Steady footwork And snap your club in half. Out of anger Ben Hogan Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Steady footwork Jack Nicklaus Pulled to the left Win the Green Jacket Waggle your hips and swing Roll around on the ground laughing, Condor Texas Wedge.

Tee off Aiming for the groundsman At the Clubhouse, A scratch golfer, Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Score a birdie Out of anger Thinking your at Sunningdale Better luck next time! Ben Hogan Tearing up a scorecard Rub of the green Pretend nothing just happened and smile. While heckling your opponent, While drinking beer 3-iron comes out, And your caddie gets cross. At the Clubhouse.

Splash shot At St. Andrews, Weak grip Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Ostrich Phoenix Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. At the Clubhouse, Ben Hogan Texas Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Hit it as hard as you can Ben Hogan Hit it as hard as you can Duck hook! Better luck next time! Ostrich Swing quickly, Walking over the putting green. Mind where the divot lands! Long irons Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right.