Golf Ipsum
Pretend nothing just happened and smile
Pitch and run To buy a drink for Duck hook! Pull out the driver and.... To buy a drink for Jigger Ostrich While heckling your opponent, Rub of the green.
Steady footwork Time to buy some new clubs Score an albatross Walking over the putting green. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Run down the fairway shouting You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. That's a big hook Making a lot of noise Jack Nicklaus Open clubface And good luck! You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer Swing quickly, You skied it! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Begin the front nine holes, Cleek Tearing up a scorecard Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get your 5 wood Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Ben Hogan Duck hook! That's a big slice.
Walking over the putting green. And good luck! Looking for a new angle of attack Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At the Clubhouse, Phoenix Get thrown off the course Pulled to the left Pulled to the left Weak grip Your ball hits the Captain, You need more lessons! Score an eagle Condor Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Fried egg Arnold Palmer Your ball hits the Captain, Better luck next time! Spoon Taking a practise swing, Jigger Mashie Weak grip And lose your mind, Weak grip.
Phoenix Struck by lightning That's a big hook At St. Andrews, Looking for a new angle of attack Get a new Sand Iron Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods Making a lot of noise Good rhythm Jigger And lose your mind, Niblick Jack Nicklaus Taking a practise swing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pull out your 3-wood and.... And shank it. Mind where the divot lands! Struck by lightning Weak grip Tee off Pull out your 3-wood and.... And swing. Aiming for the groundsman Begin the back nine holes.
Lose your putter, forced to go home. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ostrich Score a double bogey Carrying your clubs You need more lessons! A gentle fade You deserve a mulligan. Phil Mickelson Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cheating on the next hole That's a gimme. Steady footwork Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, Get a new Sand Iron Pitching Wedge That's a floater. Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Aiming for the groundsman.