Golf Ipsum
Oops, your ball is in the bunker
Phoenix Visit the golf range, And snap your club in half. Ostrich Tom Watson And swing. And good luck! That's a big slice 3-iron comes out, Time to buy some new clubs At St. Andrews, Thinking your at Sunningdale A controlled draw Fried egg Mashie Arnold Palmer To distract your opponent You deserve a mulligan. Pushed to the right Spoon Jigger Chip and run Ostrich Get thrown off the course Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fluffy lie.
Struck by lightning Niblick Brassie Good rhythm Fried egg Get a new Sand Iron Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Aiming for the groundsman Swing quickly, And lose your mind, Open stance Splash shot Out of anger Score a birdie Begin the back nine holes, Act your age and not like a pro. Score an albatross Arnold Palmer.
Chip in Roll around on the ground laughing, Visit the golf range, Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Struck by lightning And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Hole in One! Hole in One! Spoon You deserve a mulligan. Pull out your 3-wood and.... A scratch golfer, That's a big slice.
Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score a double bogey Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Act your age and not like a pro. You skied it! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitching Wedge Take a mulligan, Waggle your hips and swing Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Feeling happy now, Waggle your hips and swing Gary Player A scratch golfer, Hole in One! Duck hook!
Jack Nicklaus While drinking beer A gentle fade Score a birdie Looking for a new angle of attack Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip in Hole in One! Begin the back nine holes, Spoon A controlled draw Carrying your clubs Take a mulligan, Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a birdie And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Pushed to the right And lose your mind, You got the yips Swing quickly, And getting annoyed Begin the back nine holes, Tom Watson Reading the green, "Get in the hole!" Score a double bogey Start your backswing, take it slow.