Golf Ipsum

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Tee off

Score an albatross Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, Top your tee shot, You deserve a mulligan. Brassie Top your tee shot, Score an eagle The 19th Hole. Chip and run You got the yips Score a par Carrying your clubs Pull out the driver and.... Get your 5 wood And your caddie gets cross. "Get in the hole!" Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Top your tee shot, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Swing quickly, Phoenix Out of anger Rub of the green Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You skied it! Out of frustration Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. And good luck! And snap your club in half.

Completely missed the ball, oops! At St. Andrews, Pushed to the right Walking over the putting green. Open clubface Pull out the driver and.... Short irons Phoenix Pull out your 3-wood and.... While heckling your opponent, And your caddie gets cross. Hole in One! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. 3-iron comes out, Phil Mickelson.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For packing in golf While heckling your opponent, That's a floater. You got the yips Score a bogey The 19th Hole. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Out of anger The 19th Hole. Thinking your at Sunningdale Walking over the putting green. Get a new Sand Iron While drinking beer Carrying your clubs Out of anger You got the yips Jigger Out of frustration Get your 5 wood.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Brassie A controlled draw Visit the golf range, Pushed to the right.