Golf Ipsum

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Jigger

Hole in One! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get your 5 wood Mind where the divot lands! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Fried egg Pitching Wedge Run down the fairway shouting Run down the fairway shouting Good rhythm Weak grip Condor Open clubface Cheating on the next hole Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a double bogey That's a floater. Plugged lie in the bunker.

You got the yips And your caddie gets cross. Weak grip You got the yips Fluffy lie While drinking beer Carrying your clubs That's a gimme. Your ball hits the Captain, A scratch golfer, Feeling happy now, Tiger Woods Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left And swing. Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Pulled to the left Top your tee shot, You got the yips Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Reading the green, Losing your ball in the rough, Chip in And your caddie gets cross. Rub of the green Score a par Jigger Get your 5 wood.

Condor And getting annoyed Rub of the green And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick Run down the fairway shouting That's a floater. "Get in the hole!" And snap your club in half. Begin the back nine holes, Visit the golf range, At St. Andrews, Act your age and not like a pro. Pushed to the right Open stance Niblick You deserve a mulligan. Pushed to the right Act your age and not like a pro. Swing quickly, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Reading the green, Aiming for the groundsman Dancing on the practise ground. "Get in the hole!" Fluffy lie Texas Wedge Open clubface.

Short irons Condor Win the Green Jacket Pull out the driver and.... Out of anger You need more lessons! Struck by lightning For getting banned from the course. Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Score a par Better luck next time! Score a double bogey Pull out your 3-wood and.... Visit the golf range.

You need more lessons! And snap your club in half. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing That's a gimme. And good luck! Shouting Fore as loud as you can.