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Win the Green Jacket

Ben Hogan Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At the Clubhouse, Taking a practise swing, Get your 5 wood Fluffy lie Dancing on the practise ground. Brassie Spoon Fried egg Tearing up a scorecard.

3-iron comes out, Walking over the putting green. Mashie Score a par You skied it! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods That's a floater. Duck hook! And shank it. Dancing on the practise ground. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an albatross Jack Nicklaus Good break!

That's a big slice You skied it! Phil Mickelson Splash shot Run down the fairway shouting And lose your mind, You skied it!

Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Thinking your at Sunningdale Phoenix Out of frustration.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get a new Sand Iron That's a gimme. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Spoon Score a double bogey Score a double bogey.