Golf Ipsum

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Get your 5 wood

Cleek Arnold Palmer To distract your opponent You skied it! Steady footwork Good break! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dancing on the practise ground. Score a bogey Open stance Visit the golf range, At Augusta National The 19th Hole. Duck hook! Pitching Wedge To buy a drink for A gentle fade Ben Hogan Pushed to the right Tearing up a scorecard Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind, Short irons.

Pushed to the right Swing quickly, Phil Mickelson Score a birdie Struck by lightning Spoon.

Mashie Dancing on the practise ground. Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Begin the back nine holes, Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National Steady footwork 3-iron comes out.

Cheating on the next hole Aiming for the groundsman Cleek Texas Wedge While drinking beer A controlled draw Struck by lightning Pitching Wedge.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Feeling happy now, 3-iron comes out, Rub of the green You skied it! While drinking beer At Augusta National Run down the fairway shouting Get a new Sand Iron And good luck! For getting banned from the course. To distract your opponent The 19th Hole. Rub of the green To buy a drink for Fluffy lie For getting banned from the course. Completely missed the ball, oops! A scratch golfer, Out of frustration And snap your club in half. Hole in One! Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack Top your tee shot, Score an eagle Chip and run Duck hook!