Golf Ipsum

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Roll around on the ground laughing

Aiming for the groundsman Chip in Waggle your hips and swing A scratch golfer, That's a big slice You need more lessons! At the Clubhouse, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Take a mulligan, Completely missed the ball, oops! Begin the back nine holes, Reading the green, Looking for a new angle of attack Score a birdie Good break! At the Clubhouse, Niblick You skied it!

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You got the yips And good luck! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pulled to the left Cleek Taking a practise swing, Pulled to the left To distract your opponent You need more lessons! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Brassie Good rhythm Rub of the green.

Looking for a new angle of attack Tiger Woods You got the yips You deserve a mulligan. That's a gimme. Start your backswing, take it slow. Fluffy lie Out of frustration At St. Andrews, 3-iron comes out, And getting annoyed Phoenix Phil Mickelson Score a birdie At the Clubhouse, Short irons Score an albatross Ben Hogan Losing your ball in the rough, Reading the green.

Chip in At the Clubhouse, Losing your ball in the rough, Hole in One! Cheating on the next hole Good rhythm That's a big hook Taking a practise swing, You need more lessons! Swing quickly, Pitching Wedge Taking a practise swing, Struck by lightning That's a big slice Tiger Woods 3-iron comes out.

While drinking beer Weak grip Tee off Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow.