Golf Ipsum

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Plugged lie in the bunker

For packing in golf Mind where the divot lands! Win the Green Jacket Pull out the driver and.... Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Aiming for the groundsman For getting banned from the course. Struck by lightning Tearing up a scorecard Losing your ball in the rough, Get your 5 wood The 19th Hole.

Cheating on the next hole Reading the green, And your caddie gets cross. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, And snap your club in half. Brassie Brassie That's a floater.

Gary Player Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get your 5 wood Good break! Short irons Act your age and not like a pro. You need more lessons!

You got the yips Feeling happy now, Chip and run Jigger Chip and run Good rhythm Hole in One! Hit it as hard as you can Visit the golf range, Niblick Hole in One!

Mind where the divot lands! Ostrich At the Clubhouse, You skied it! You deserve a mulligan. Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich.