Golf Ipsum
Brassie
Dancing on the practise ground. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Your ball hits the Captain, Short irons Dancing on the practise ground. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For packing in golf Short irons Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open stance For getting banned from the course. Roll around on the ground laughing, Open stance Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Struck by lightning You got the yips That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! Tearing up a scorecard Splash shot And good luck!
Run down the fairway shouting You deserve a mulligan. Score a birdie Mind where the divot lands! You got the yips Lose your putter, forced to go home. Waggle your hips and swing 3-iron comes out, Reading the green, That's a floater. Score a double bogey Rub of the green Phoenix That's a big slice Begin the front nine holes, Mind where the divot lands! Duck hook! And good luck! Duck hook! Feeling happy now, And snap your club in half. Losing your ball in the rough, Splash shot For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Condor And lose your mind.
Niblick Begin the front nine holes, That's a gimme. A controlled draw Gary Player Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tom Watson You skied it! Condor Roll around on the ground laughing, Hole in One! At St. Andrews, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Splash shot Splash shot Get thrown off the course Taking a practise swing.
Pitch and run While drinking beer That's a big hook Cleek Long irons Tiger Woods Short irons Losing your ball in the rough, Good rhythm At Augusta National Act your age and not like a pro. A scratch golfer, You need more lessons!
At Augusta National Ostrich Good rhythm Taking a practise swing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Duck hook! Begin the front nine holes, Brassie Swing quickly, Pushed to the right Get your 5 wood Score an eagle Phoenix Plugged lie in the bunker Cleek The 19th Hole. Texas Wedge And shank it.