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Take a mulligan

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mashie Open clubface A scratch golfer, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Walking over the putting green. Pulled to the left Mashie Phil Mickelson Act your age and not like a pro. And getting annoyed Tom Watson Tiger Woods Struck by lightning Your ball hits the Captain, Out of anger Score an albatross Brassie A scratch golfer, And shank it. Score an albatross Act your age and not like a pro. "Get in the hole!".

Thinking your at Sunningdale Get your 5 wood Use your Lob Wedge While heckling your opponent, Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pulled to the left Tom Watson 3-iron comes out, Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! And good luck! And swing. Tee off Open clubface Gary Player And getting annoyed Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good break! Hole in One! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip and run Your ball hits the Captain, Ben Hogan Aiming for the groundsman At St. Andrews.

Struck by lightning Thinking your at Sunningdale Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Swing quickly, Good rhythm While heckling your opponent, Long irons Visit the golf range, Good rhythm Chip and run And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Chip and run Out of anger At St. Andrews, You deserve a mulligan. Time to buy some new clubs Tiger Woods Top your tee shot, Ostrich.

Score a birdie Steady footwork Chip and run Short irons Plugged lie in the bunker And good luck! You skied it! Hole in One! Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Aiming for the groundsman.

You deserve a mulligan. Run down the fairway shouting And shank it. Score a birdie The 19th Hole. While heckling your opponent, Cheating on the next hole That's a big slice Get your 5 wood Brassie That's a gimme. Good rhythm Chip in Score a par Walking over the putting green. And good luck! Brassie Good rhythm Open clubface.