Golf Ipsum

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Run down the fairway shouting

Looking for a new angle of attack That's a big hook Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a birdie You got the yips To buy a drink for Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get a new Sand Iron Swing quickly, Fluffy lie Tearing up a scorecard Reading the green, Pushed to the right That's a big hook And swing. Take a mulligan, Splash shot.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Hole in One! Fluffy lie Get thrown off the course Splash shot Jack Nicklaus Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Use your Lob Wedge.

Visit the golf range, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Spoon Chip and run And good luck! While drinking beer Using your putter to plumb-bob, To buy a drink for Out of frustration And your caddie gets cross. Making a lot of noise And lose your mind, Phoenix Reading the green, Completely missed the ball, oops! Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Score an eagle Use your Lob Wedge Out of anger Losing your ball in the rough, Get your 5 wood Ben Hogan That's a floater. That's a floater. To distract your opponent Open stance Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get thrown off the course That's a big slice Top your tee shot, Act your age and not like a pro. And getting annoyed Get thrown off the course Roll around on the ground laughing, Cleek.

Phoenix And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A scratch golfer, Pushed to the right For getting banned from the course. Time to buy some new clubs Chip and run.