Golf Ipsum

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That's a floater

Condor Swing quickly, Completely missed the ball, oops! Act your age and not like a pro. Start your backswing, take it slow. Get thrown off the course Plugged lie in the bunker Hole in One! A scratch golfer, Top your tee shot, Use your Lob Wedge Score a double bogey That's a gimme. Splash shot Arnold Palmer Lose your putter, forced to go home. 3-iron comes out, Pitch and run Swing quickly.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pitching Wedge Start your backswing, take it slow. Hit it as hard as you can Pitching Wedge Run down the fairway shouting Jigger And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Fried egg Good rhythm At St. Andrews, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left Gary Player Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Splash shot Gary Player.

Gary Player At St. Andrews, Score an eagle You got the yips Chip and run And getting annoyed Open stance Feeling happy now.

Use your Lob Wedge Duck hook! Top your tee shot, And lose your mind, You need more lessons! Rub of the green Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow. Texas Wedge To buy a drink for Open stance Get a new Sand Iron Top your tee shot, To buy a drink for Open clubface.

And lose your mind, Arnold Palmer That's a floater. Completely missed the ball, oops! 3-iron comes out, And good luck!