Golf Ipsum

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A controlled draw

Mind where the divot lands! Condor Swing quickly, And swing. Making a lot of noise Score a birdie 3-iron comes out, Run down the fairway shouting Score an eagle Aiming for the groundsman Get thrown off the course Carrying your clubs Mind where the divot lands!

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Jigger Score a par Score a birdie Swing quickly, Start your backswing, take it slow. To buy a drink for At Augusta National Pulled to the left Swing quickly, Time to buy some new clubs A scratch golfer, A gentle fade Chip and run.

Good rhythm Swear at the Captain and get banned. You skied it! Swear at the Captain and get banned. You got the yips Score a par Visit the golf range, Rub of the green Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Use your Lob Wedge Pushed to the right.

Hit it as hard as you can You need more lessons! That's a big hook Visit the golf range, Mind where the divot lands! Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. Pulled to the left Score an albatross Out of frustration Better luck next time! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Reading the green, Short irons Taking a practise swing, Your ball hits the Captain, And good luck! Tom Watson.

Score a par Chip and run Score an eagle Dancing on the practise ground. Roll around on the ground laughing, And snap your club in half. Completely missed the ball, oops! Hole in One! Cleek Visit the golf range, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Carrying your clubs Better luck next time! Out of frustration Spoon Open stance.