Golf Ipsum

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For packing in golf

To distract your opponent Open stance Pitch and run Tom Watson Score an albatross At the Clubhouse, Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Swing quickly, Pitch and run Texas Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Good rhythm At Augusta National Pushed to the right Open clubface Hit it as hard as you can Looking for a new angle of attack Get a new Sand Iron Fried egg Out of frustration Get your 5 wood That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" Rub of the green.

Duck hook! Out of frustration Mind where the divot lands! Better luck next time! Splash shot Fried egg That's a big slice Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs Open clubface For packing in golf Out of anger For packing in golf Open stance And lose your mind, Hit it as hard as you can The 19th Hole. Losing your ball in the rough, The 19th Hole. Score a double bogey Reading the green, Open clubface Tom Watson Chip in Plugged lie in the bunker Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pulled to the left You skied it!

At the Clubhouse, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Use your Lob Wedge Cleek Mashie That's a floater. Better luck next time! Splash shot Begin the front nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pushed to the right Walking over the putting green. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Texas Wedge Niblick Score a par Phoenix Good break! Niblick That's a big slice To distract your opponent And swing. Ben Hogan To buy a drink for You deserve a mulligan. Fluffy lie Making a lot of noise While heckling your opponent.

Get a new Sand Iron You got the yips Reading the green, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Out of frustration.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Time to buy some new clubs Niblick Arnold Palmer Chip in Taking a practise swing, Phil Mickelson To distract your opponent And snap your club in half. Long irons Score a par Score a double bogey Better luck next time! Texas Wedge Phoenix Score a bogey Out of frustration Gary Player Carrying your clubs Short irons Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Use your Lob Wedge You skied it! To distract your opponent Start your backswing, take it slow. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Making a lot of noise And lose your mind.