Golf Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs: Include title?

To buy a drink for

Cheating on the next hole Pull out the driver and.... Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Arnold Palmer Pitching Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Roll around on the ground laughing, Cleek Long irons Walking over the putting green. To distract your opponent And lose your mind, Out of anger And shank it. Pull out the driver and.... At St. Andrews, Texas Wedge Long irons.

Phoenix Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods 3-iron comes out, And lose your mind.

For getting banned from the course. Get thrown off the course Texas Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Chip and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Mind where the divot lands! Tiger Woods Reading the green, And snap your club in half. That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole Mashie Open stance Struck by lightning That's a big slice Hole in One! 3-iron comes out, Weak grip Open clubface Begin the front nine holes, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open clubface That's a big hook Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Visit the golf range, "Get in the hole!" Thinking your at Sunningdale Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Gary Player Score a par Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jack Nicklaus A gentle fade Out of frustration Hit it as hard as you can That's a gimme. Use your Lob Wedge Plugged lie in the bunker Phil Mickelson Score an eagle Thinking your at Sunningdale And good luck! Weak grip Act your age and not like a pro.

Begin the back nine holes, A gentle fade Pitch and run And snap your club in half. Top your tee shot, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get your 5 wood Good break! And getting annoyed.