Golf Ipsum

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Tee off

Pitch and run Duck hook! And swing. Reading the green, Pulled to the left Tom Watson Roll around on the ground laughing, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Pitch and run Hit it as hard as you can Making a lot of noise Swing quickly, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an eagle While drinking beer At the Clubhouse, The 19th Hole. Jigger Dancing on the practise ground. You skied it! Begin the front nine holes, And getting annoyed Swear at the Captain and get banned. Out of anger And getting annoyed Start your backswing, take it slow. Hit it as hard as you can Reading the green, Open clubface Brassie You need more lessons! Score a par Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Out of anger Jack Nicklaus Run down the fairway shouting Get your 5 wood Score a bogey Jigger Score a birdie.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, Get a new Sand Iron Looking for a new angle of attack Short irons At St. Andrews, That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Begin the back nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, A gentle fade Condor Pushed to the right Ostrich Chip in Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Score an albatross Carrying your clubs Good rhythm Get a new Sand Iron Brassie Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip in Top your tee shot, Fluffy lie Cheating on the next hole Score a birdie Waggle your hips and swing For getting banned from the course. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Phoenix Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, To buy a drink for Score a par Fluffy lie Open stance Time to buy some new clubs Get your 5 wood.