Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids.
Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man?
Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Where's my old man?
You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers!
They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone!