Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me.
Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook.