Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.
On with the Titfa See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! You muppet! Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies.
Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have!