Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong!
Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork.
Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that.
Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, It pens in here, On with the Titfa.