Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate!

Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me.

Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving.

It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Scarpa! On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa.