Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? You muppet! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it!
Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork.