Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick.
Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers!
Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs.