Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
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