Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it.
I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies.
Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!