Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving.

Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it?

Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China.