Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers!

Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet!

Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it!

Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this!