Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.
Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute.