Cockney Ipsum

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Use your loaf and think about it

You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies.

Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers!

Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork.