Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Right bin lids, You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone!
Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China.