Cockney Ipsum
You're talking cobblers!
Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving.