Cockney Ipsum

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Answer that dog and bone!

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed!

You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man?

You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs.