Cockney Ipsum
You're talking cobblers!
Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Where's my old man?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it?
Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber.
Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving.
You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered.