Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick.
You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here.
Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.
It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China.