Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids.
Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears.
You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks.