Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks.
On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears.