Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel.
You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about.