Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it.
You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers!