Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have!
Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Where's my old man?
It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.