Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone!
On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China.
Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble?
Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies.