Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet!
On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks.
On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.