Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that.
See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone!