Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears.
It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Where's my old man?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, It pens in here, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears.