Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You muppet! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man?
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate!