Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man?

You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber.

You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids.

They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle.