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Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig

Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong!

It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it.

It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs.

What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.