Cockney Ipsum
You're starting to get on my wick
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers!
Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!
Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa!
You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Scarpa!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving.