Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! You muppet!
Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash.
On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this!
Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle.