Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed!
I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick.