Cockney Ipsum

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Let's get down to brass tacks

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble?

Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed!

What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa.