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Cockney Ipsum

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It pens in here

He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me.

It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies.

Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed!

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble?




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