Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
On with the Titfa It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle.
You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Where's my old man? It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man?