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Cockney Ipsum

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Get some Sherbert down your Gregory

You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered.

You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.




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