Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me.