Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel.
Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China.
Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You muppet! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered.