Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies.
They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed!