Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving.