Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! See you later alligator. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator.
Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies.
Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids.