Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet!