Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed!
Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, It pens in here.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Scarpa! You muppet! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook.