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Cockney Ipsum

It's time to iron my Uncle

It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids.

Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber.

You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick.

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