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Cockney Ipsum

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Get up those Apples and to bed!

Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it!

Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa.

Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong!




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