Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa!
He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate!
You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble?