Cockney Ipsum

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You're going to have your barnet cut today

Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers!

Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this!

You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.