Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids.
They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa You muppet! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.