Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies.
Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me.
Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, He's full of porkies.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies.