Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it.
Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man?
Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids.
What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble?