Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that.
Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving.
Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about.