Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it?
Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate!
You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate!