Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet.
Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me.
Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies.