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Cockney Ipsum

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You're starting to get on my wick

You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel.

Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving.

Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!