Cockney Ipsum
Right bin lids
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today.
See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China.