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Cockney Ipsum

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Now, you look Cream Crackered

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.

Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears.

Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about.