Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong!
I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids.
It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving.
Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man?