Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.

Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that.

You muppet! It pens in here, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa!

What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, It pens in here.