Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Where's my old man? Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here.
Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! See you later alligator.