Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble?
You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here.
I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers!
They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man?