Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. See you later alligator. It pens in here, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids.