Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick.
Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle.
You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears.