Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel.
Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa!
You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Where's my old man? You muppet! Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!