Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me.
Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids.