Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. On with the Titfa.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa!