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Cockney Ipsum

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Get some Sherbert down your Gregory

Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this!

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook.

Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today.