Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it.
Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that.
On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator.
Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies.