Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers!
You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers!
Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Scarpa!
Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here.
Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa!