Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies.
Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber.
It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it!
It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it!