Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here.

Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel.

Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man?