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Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You muppet! Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong!

Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it.