Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks.
It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone!
Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You muppet!