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Cockney Ipsum

Right bin lids

You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa!

Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa.

Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook.

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