Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Right bin lids, You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Scarpa! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this!
Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone!