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Cockney Ipsum

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Answer that dog and bone!

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa!

It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! You muppet! He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone!

They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have!

Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Right bin lids.