Cockney Ipsum
You're starting to get on my wick
He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies.
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, It pens in here.
He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies.