Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? You muppet! It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Scarpa! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered.