Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Where's my old man? Scarpa! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it.
On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today.