Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa!
Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Come on my old China, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa!