Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet.