Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed!
It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble?
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator.