Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate!
What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa!
Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have!