Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! On with the Titfa Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa!
He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that.
Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash.