Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle.
They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick.
You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick.