Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it.
You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man?