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Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies.

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that.

It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet!

Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about.

What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa.




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