Cockney Ipsum
Now, you look Cream Crackered
You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Put on your Weasel.
Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook.
Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies.