Cockney Ipsum
Having a good rabbit and pork
Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving.
What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet!