Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick.
See you later alligator. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers!