Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick.
Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle.
You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed!