Cockney Ipsum

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You're talking cobblers!

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed!

He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator.

You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! You muppet! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook.

Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet.

Come on my old China, Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered.