Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies.
He's full of porkies, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it!
On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.