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Cockney Ipsum

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Get up those Apples and to bed!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! You muppet!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel.

Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here.

Scarpa! See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this!

I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it!