Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man?
He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble?