Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man?
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble?
It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet.