Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks.
It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble?
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa!