Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook.
Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet.
You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber.