Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork.
He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.