Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber.
Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork.