Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers!
Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa!
On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash.