Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet!

You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies.

Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids.