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Cockney Ipsum

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Use your loaf and think about it

They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me.

He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids.

You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash.




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