Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this!
I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick.
Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers!
You're talking cobblers! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that.