Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man?
Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies.
Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that.
On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Come on my old China, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that.
It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers!