Cockney Ipsum
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it?
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me.
You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it!
Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa.