Cockney Ipsum

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Answer that dog and bone!

Come on my old China, You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about.

Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Come on my old China.

On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate!

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble?

Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa!