Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? You muppet!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Scarpa! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today.