Cockney Ipsum
Hand over the bees to me
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving.
What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here.
Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong!