Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this!
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I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this!
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