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Cockney Ipsum

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Where's the trouble?

Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! You muppet!

They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man?

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving.

On with the Titfa Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Where's the trouble?

I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet.