Cockney Ipsum
I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving.