Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China.

Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate!