Cockney Ipsum

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Hand over the bees to me

What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks.

You muppet! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears.

Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel.

It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it?

You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate!