Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It pens in here, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet.
Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies.