Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber.

Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick.

What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me.

Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet!

You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids.