Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, You muppet! You muppet! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies.
Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash.
On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it!
You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! You muppet! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me.