Cockney Ipsum
Answer that dog and bone!
Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle.
Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that.
Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble?
You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork.