Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about.

Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have!

You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China.

What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it?