Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa.
You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Where's my old man? You muppet! See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies.
Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, It pens in here, On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving.