Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this!
You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids.
It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Scarpa! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man?