Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that.
What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies.
It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies.