Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving.
It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that.
It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today.