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Cockney Ipsum

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You made a pig's ear of that

You muppet! He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this!

I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks.

You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it?

What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers!

I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it!