Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber.
Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator.
Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have!