Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Where's my old man? Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this!
Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa!
You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have!
What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.