Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa.
Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies.
Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man?
Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it?
It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate!