Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate!
On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa!
Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it?