Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it?
I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving.
They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Come on my old China.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone!