Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate!
It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that.
Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed!