Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Scarpa! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids.
On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator.
You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs.