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Cockney Ipsum

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Pick up your plates and get moving

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. It pens in here, You muppet! See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel.

Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong!

Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle.