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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Scarpa! It pens in here, Where's my old man? It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it!

I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have!

It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me.

Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Right bin lids, It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet!