Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook.
Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! On with the Titfa.
He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it!
What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it.