Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, You muppet! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. See you later alligator.
Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet!