Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that.

Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it.

Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Right bin lids, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it.