Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it.
Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it.
You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash.