Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies.
Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies.
Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies.
You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong!