Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this!
He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears.
Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!