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Cockney Ipsum

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Come on my old China

Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone!

Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving.

You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash.




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