Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man?
See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa!