Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel.
Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears.
They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. See you later alligator. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork.