Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!
Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone!
You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, You muppet! He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here.