Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man?
Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, You muppet! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this!
Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it!
It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs.