Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving.
You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator.
Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Right bin lids, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here.