Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me.
It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China.