Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Right bin lids, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me.
Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet.
They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet.