Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your best fiddle and flute

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed!

Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork.

Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it?