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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me.

It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! It pens in here.

Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!