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Cockney Ipsum

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I don't Adam and Eve it!

Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears.

You muppet! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have!

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork.

You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that.