Cockney Ipsum
See you later alligator
Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble?
Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash.