Cockney Ipsum
Hand over the bees to me
It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Scarpa! It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. He's full of porkies.
Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook.
Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet.