Cockney Ipsum
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Put on your Weasel.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash.
Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork.