Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa!
Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving.
You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me.