Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies.
Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me.
Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? You muppet! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! You muppet!
Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have!