Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here.
You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! It pens in here.
Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle.
He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies.