Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber.
Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Where's the trouble? You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa!