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Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it.

You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man?

Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Put on your Weasel.