Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China.

You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet!

Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving.

See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed!