Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! You muppet! Where's my old man? Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble?