Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies.
Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me.
On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork.