Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel You muppet! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa!
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Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork.
They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash.