Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Scarpa! You muppet! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies.
You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet.
You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears.
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