Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, It pens in here.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, You muppet! Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids.
Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that.
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about.