Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! He's full of porkies.
It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed!
It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook.
Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me.