Cockney Ipsum
You're starting to get on my wick
He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man?
It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have!