Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies.
What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber.
Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel.