Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man?
Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa See you later alligator.
You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving.
I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it!
On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.