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Cockney Ipsum

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You muppet!

Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this!

Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it.

Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, It pens in here, Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Scarpa! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs.




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