Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears.
Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.