Cockney Ipsum
Having a good rabbit and pork
They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble?
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa.