Cockney Ipsum
See you later alligator
On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Where's my old man?
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator.