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Cockney Ipsum

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I don't Adam and Eve it!

Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone!

What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, It pens in here, See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it?

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.