Cockney Ipsum
Now, you look Cream Crackered
You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel.
Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute.