Cockney Ipsum

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Take a quick butchers hook

Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed!

Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it?

Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.