Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this!
Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash.
It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this!
It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it.