Cockney Ipsum

It pens in here

Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa!

It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies.