Cockney Ipsum

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I don't Adam and Eve it!

You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber.

Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it.

See you later alligator. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies.

It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber.