Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber.
Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.