Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers!
Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.
What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook You muppet!