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Cockney Ipsum

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What knobbly biscuits you have!

You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it?

I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel.

Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me.




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