Cockney Ipsum

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You're going to have your barnet cut today

He's full of porkies, Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it!

You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute.

You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it!