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Cockney Ipsum

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He's full of porkies

Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have!

Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man?

Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China.




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