Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute.
They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that.
You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet!
Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it?