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Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa.

Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate!

You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about.

Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here.