Cockney Ipsum
Hand over the bees to me
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. On with the Titfa.
Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber.