Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Where's my old man?
Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, It pens in here, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
On with the Titfa Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Scarpa! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong!