Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble?
It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it.