Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber.
He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears.
Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies.
What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!