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Cockney Ipsum

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Take a quick butchers hook

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Where's my old man?

Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator.

Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash.

It pens in here, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed!

Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it.




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