Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel.
It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Scarpa!
You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids.