Cockney Ipsum

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Can you Adam and Eve it?

Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet!

Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick.

You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about.

Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook.