Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man?
Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble?
Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook.
It pens in here, You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it.