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Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle.

You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle.

Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it!

Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears.