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Can you Adam and Eve it?

You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel.

He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute.

You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it.

Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator.