Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have!
On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet!
Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies.
You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that.
They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa.