Cockney Ipsum

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Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it!

You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me.

You muppet! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick.