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Cockney Ipsum

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Answer that dog and bone!

Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, See you later alligator.

You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that.

See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator.