Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? It pens in here.
What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook.
You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork.