Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me.
It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa.
On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick.
What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, You muppet!