Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this!
Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me.