Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet!
Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids.
Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? It pens in here.
What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man?