Cockney Ipsum

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Now, you look Cream Crackered

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone!

It pens in here, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks.

What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China.

Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies.

They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet.