Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it!