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Cockney Ipsum

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Scarpa!

Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks.

Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed!

You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Scarpa! It pens in here, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone!

You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Where's my old man?