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Cockney Ipsum

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Now, you look Cream Crackered

You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute.

What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it!

What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.