Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies.
Scarpa! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone!
Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle.