Cockney Ipsum

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Someone has half inched your wallet

Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it!

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks.

Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that.

You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have!