Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it!