Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! It pens in here, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone!
You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator.