Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Come on my old China.
Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash.