Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it?
You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator.
Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator.