Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me.
Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble?
You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork.
You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber.
Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this!