Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.
Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears.
Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China.