Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong!
Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber.
Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.