Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies.
Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Come on my old China.
You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!