Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? You muppet! On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble?
You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork.