Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Scarpa! Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! See you later alligator.