Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Scarpa! Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about.
Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa.
On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies.
What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it.