Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that.
Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that.
Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears.
They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble?