Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me.
Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone!
Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? You muppet! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!