Cockney Ipsum

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You forgot your sausage and mash

Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble?

Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble?

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers!

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. It pens in here, You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet.

They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You muppet! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone!