Cockney Ipsum
See you later alligator
Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about.
Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet.