Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. You muppet! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? See you later alligator.
Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it.