Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about.
They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks.
They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies.
Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, You muppet! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers!