Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids.
What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it.