Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, You muppet! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies.
Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have!
On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.