Cockney Ipsum

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He's full of porkies

Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that.

What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet.

Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork.

Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies.