Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week
You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very wrong to call lower. You were very right to call higher. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm in charge! Don't touch the deck, You were very wrong to call lower.
Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You can change the card if you want to. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You can change the card if you want to. I'm in charge! You were very right to call higher. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You were wrong to call It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. All right, my loves? You can shuffle my deck any day! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were very wrong to call higher. Higher or lower? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Don't touch the deck, You were very wrong to call higher. I'm in charge! And for the whole match... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Freeze! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Don't touch the deck.
You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Freeze! You were very right to call lower. Oh, you have cheered me up. We'll be back in a sec! Higher than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm in charge! Freeze!
You were very right to call lower. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. And that gives you a free go. Do you have views on this? Higher or lower? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Nice to see you, to see you? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. What do pounds make? Rich people! You can change the card if you want to. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. The cards have been cruel tonight! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You get nothing for a pair! This is for the first game. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! This is for the second game.
You to answer the question this time. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You to answer the question first this time. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were very wrong to call lower. What do points make? Prizes! This is for the first game. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Freeze! Lower than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Right, right, right. Give us a twirl! You were right to call I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong.