Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing
Oh, you have cheered me up. Right, right, right. The cards have been cruel tonight! We'll be back in a jack! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You to answer the question this time. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You get nothing for a pair! What do points make? You were very wrong to call lower. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Freeze! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Higher than a Jack you say... You were very right to call lower. You were very wrong to call higher.
You were very right to call higher. What do points make? Prizes! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! And for the whole match... You were very wrong to call higher. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! We'll be back in a sec! I'm in charge! We have our cards, all we need now are our players.
I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. We'll be back in a jack! Higher or lower? Did you see them cut the cards? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. The cards have been cruel tonight! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. And that gives you a free go. Freeze! You can shuffle my deck any day! Right, right, right. Right, right, right. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough".
Freeze! Freeze! I'm in charge! What do points make? Higher than a Jack you say... Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm in charge! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Don't touch the deck, It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were wrong to call Higher than a Jack you say... I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Right, right, right. Right, right, right. You were wrong to call Give us a twirl! Give us a twirl! You can shuffle my deck any day! You were right to call Higher or lower? Nice to see you, to see you? And for the whole match... Higher or lower? You were very right to call lower. I'm in charge! You can shuffle my deck any day!
I'm in charge! Right, right, right. Lower than a Jack you say... Good game, good game! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! This is for the second game. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. All right, my loves? You can change the card if you want to. I'm in charge! You were very right to call lower. We'll be back in a sec! You get nothing for a pair! This is for the first game. Higher or lower? You can change the card if you want to. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were very right to call higher. You were very wrong to call higher. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You were very wrong to call lower. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. This is for the first game. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough".