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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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Did you see them cut the cards?

Oh, you have cheered me up. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You get nothing for a pair! You were very wrong to call higher. What do points make? Prizes! And that gives you a free go. What do points make? Prizes! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You get nothing for a pair! Higher than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call lower. Lower than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were very wrong to call lower. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. We'll be back in a jack! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Oh, you have cheered me up.

You get nothing for a pair! Stick? You can't stick! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". All right, my loves? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Right, right, right. And for the whole match... The cards have been cruel tonight! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! What do points make? Prizes! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Higher or lower?

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. What do pounds make? Rich people! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Good game, good game! You get nothing for a pair! This is for the first game. You were very wrong to call lower. What do pounds make? Rich people! And for the whole match... And that gives you a free go. You were very right to call lower. Lower than a Jack you say... Good game, good game! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. The cards have been cruel tonight! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! What do pounds make? Rich people! What do points make? Do you have views on this? You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!

What do points make? Prizes! What do pounds make? Rich people! All right, my loves? Right, right, right. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh!

You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm in charge! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers.