Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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Right, right, right

Stick? You can't stick! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. And for the whole match... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing.

Higher or lower? Stick? You can't stick! You were very right to call higher. You were wrong to call Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You can shuffle my deck any day! You were right to call You were right to call.

Higher than a Jack you say... Nice to see you, to see you? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Right, right, right. You were very wrong to call lower.

Didn't he do well? Oh, you have cheered me up. You can shuffle my deck any day! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Didn't he do well? I'm in charge! We'll be back in a jack!

This is for the first game. You to answer the question first this time. This is for the first game. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Did you see them cut the cards? You can change the card if you want to. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very right to call higher. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Wrong, wrong, wrong. The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were right to call I'm in charge! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! This is for the first game. Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Didn't he do well? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Right, right, right. We'll be back in a jack!