Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Lower than a Jack you say..
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Did you see them cut the cards? You were very wrong to call higher. Didn't he do well? You were very wrong to call higher. Lower than a Jack you say... You were very right to call higher. You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You can shuffle my deck any day! This is for the first game. You were very right to call higher.
All right, my loves? Higher than a Jack you say... Nice to see you, to see you? All right, my loves? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And that gives you a free go. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You were very right to call lower. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! And that gives you a free go. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car!
You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Higher or lower? Nice to see you, to see you? You were right to call Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Right, right, right.
The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You to answer the question this time. Higher than a Jack you say... What do points make? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Higher or lower? And for the whole match... Stick? You can't stick! And that gives you a free go. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say...
Higher or lower? You can shuffle my deck any day! Didn't he do well? Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. What do points make? This is for the second game. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very right to call higher.