Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
We have our cards, all we need now are our players
Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. The cards have been cruel tonight!
I'm in charge! Higher than a Jack you say... Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! All right, my loves? Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You were very right to call lower. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Higher than a Jack you say... This is for the second game. Oh, you have cheered me up. You were very wrong to call higher.
Oh, you have cheered me up. What do points make? You to answer the question this time. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very right to call higher. Lower than a Jack you say...
You were very right to call higher. The cards have been cruel tonight! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. All right, my loves? What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? You were very wrong to call lower. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You can shuffle my deck any day! Stick? You can't stick! This is for the first game. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! We'll be back in a sec! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Give us a twirl! Good game, good game! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? Don't touch the deck, I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do points make? Lower than a Jack you say...
You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm in charge! Stick? You can't stick! Higher than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.