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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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Give us a twirl!

Right, right, right. This is for the first game. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Nice to see you, to see you? Did you see them cut the cards? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Freeze! Oh, you have cheered me up. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Good game, good game! Higher or lower? You get nothing for a pair! And for the whole match... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Freeze! You were wrong to call Stick? You can't stick!

The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were wrong to call Right, right, right. You to answer the question this time. You were very wrong to call lower. What do pounds make? Rich people! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were very right to call higher. You were very wrong to call higher. You to answer the question first this time. You were right to call Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What do pounds make? Rich people! Lower than a Jack you say... What do points make? Prizes! Lower than a Jack you say... Higher than a Jack you say... Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You can change the card if you want to. What do points make? You were right to call You were very wrong to call lower. You can shuffle my deck any day!

The cards have been cruel tonight! This is for the second game. You were very wrong to call higher. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.

You can change the card if you want to. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Good game, good game! You get nothing for a pair! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call higher. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were wrong to call Freeze! This is for the first game. Didn't he do well? Good game, good game! You were wrong to call What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

Stick? You can't stick! We'll be back in a sec! Good game, good game! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Lower than a Jack you say... What do points make? Lower than a Jack you say... The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! We'll be back in a jack! Did you see them cut the cards? Did you see them cut the cards? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You were wrong to call Good game, good game! The cards have been cruel tonight!