Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
The cards have been cruel tonight!
Lower than a Jack you say... Higher or lower? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Lower than a Jack you say... What do pounds make? Rich people! Freeze! Higher than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were very right to call lower. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Nice to see you, to see you? You were very wrong to call lower. Good game, good game! What do pounds make? Rich people! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Stick? You can't stick! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! All right, my loves?
You were very right to call lower. You to answer the question first this time. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Give us a twirl! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You can shuffle my deck any day! You can change the card if you want to. Higher than a Jack you say... I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Stick? You can't stick! Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You get nothing for a pair! And that gives you a free go. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You to answer the question this time. Nice to see you, to see you? You were right to call You were right to call You to answer the question first this time. You were very wrong to call higher. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Don't touch the deck, You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.
By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Good game, good game! You to answer the question this time. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You can change the card if you want to. You were right to call Stick? You can't stick! What do pounds make? Rich people! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Higher or lower? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Stick? You can't stick! We'll be back in a sec! Higher than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy!
All right, my loves? Freeze! Higher than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... Wrong, wrong, wrong.
What do points make? Prizes! Did you see them cut the cards? Didn't he do well? You were very wrong to call higher. Right, right, right. You can shuffle my deck any day! Do you have views on this? What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Oh, you have cheered me up. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Did you see them cut the cards?