Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
All right, my loves?
You get nothing for a pair! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! Lower than a Jack you say...
Freeze! What do points make? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! What do points make? Prizes! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Did you see them cut the cards? This is for the second game. Right, right, right. Give us a twirl! Give us a twirl! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. This is for the second game. Did you see them cut the cards? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You to answer the question first this time. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were very right to call higher. Don't touch the deck, Did you see them cut the cards? Give us a twirl! Freeze! You were very right to call lower. And that gives you a free go. What do points make? Prizes! You to answer the question this time. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Lower than a Jack you say... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.
We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Give us a twirl! Higher or lower? Higher than a Jack you say... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. And that gives you a free go. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Give us a twirl! All right, my loves? All right, my loves? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What do pounds make? Rich people! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm in charge! We'll be back in a jack! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!
What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were right to call What do points make? And that gives you a free go. You were right to call This is for the first game. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Didn't he do well? Did you see them cut the cards? Don't touch the deck, Lower than a Jack you say... Freeze! Good game, good game! You can shuffle my deck any day! Didn't he do well? Oh, you have cheered me up. You were right to call I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You can shuffle my deck any day! We'll be back in a jack! We'll be back in a jack! You were very right to call lower.
Lower than a Jack you say... Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You can change the card if you want to. What do points make? And for the whole match... Do you have views on this? And that gives you a free go. The cards have been cruel tonight! Don't touch the deck, Give us a twirl! You can change the card if you want to. You were right to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Stick? You can't stick! Higher than a Jack you say... You were very wrong to call lower. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Didn't he do well? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough".