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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers!

Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Lower than a Jack you say... Oh, you have cheered me up. And that gives you a free go. This is for the first game. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Do you have views on this? You get nothing for a pair! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Give us a twirl! Higher or lower? What do points make? Prizes! You get nothing for a pair! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Don't touch the deck, You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were right to call What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do points make? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Higher or lower? You were very wrong to call lower. You were right to call Do you have views on this? Freeze! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! This is for the first game. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Higher or lower? Higher than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher or lower? And that gives you a free go. What do pounds make? Rich people! Give us a twirl! Did you see them cut the cards? Stick? You can't stick! Do you have views on this? Stick? You can't stick! Don't touch the deck.

I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You were right to call Oh, you have cheered me up. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were wrong to call You get nothing for a pair! I'm in charge! You were very right to call lower. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were wrong to call What do points make? Prizes! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

What do pounds make? Rich people! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You get nothing for a pair! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And for the whole match... And for the whole match... I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... What do points make? All right, my loves? I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were very right to call higher. You can change the card if you want to. What do pounds make? Rich people! Nice to see you, to see you?

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? You were very right to call higher. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You were right to call You were wrong to call Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Don't touch the deck, Higher or lower? You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.