Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce!
All right, my loves? This is for the first game. You can shuffle my deck any day! You get nothing for a pair! You were very wrong to call lower. Higher than a Jack you say... And that gives you a free go. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You were very wrong to call higher. Do you have views on this? What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! You were right to call I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Give us a twirl! You get nothing for a pair! Didn't he do well? Stick? You can't stick! You were very wrong to call lower. You were wrong to call Didn't he do well? Oh, you have cheered me up. Do you have views on this?
All right, my loves? Stick? You can't stick! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can change the card if you want to. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Lower than a Jack you say... Don't touch the deck.
We have our cards, all we need now are our players. The cards have been cruel tonight! What do points make? Did you see them cut the cards? All right, my loves? Higher than a Jack you say... Good game, good game! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! What do pounds make? Rich people!
What do points make? Prizes! And for the whole match... Higher or lower? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Higher or lower? Oh, you have cheered me up. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. And that gives you a free go. What do points make? Higher than a Jack you say... Freeze! What do points make? Prizes! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You get nothing for a pair! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Nice to see you, to see you? What do points make? You were very wrong to call higher. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were wrong to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing.
You can change the card if you want to. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! We'll be back in a jack!