Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Don't touch the deck
What do pounds make? Rich people! And that gives you a free go. What do points make? You were right to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Higher or lower? Give us a twirl! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You get nothing for a pair! We'll be back in a jack! You were very wrong to call higher. I'm in charge! You were very wrong to call higher. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. What do points make? Stick? You can't stick! Good game, good game! You can shuffle my deck any day! Give us a twirl! All right, my loves? I'm in charge! Higher than a Jack you say... You were very wrong to call lower. Lower than a Jack you say... The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!
We'll be back in a sec! This is for the second game. You to answer the question first this time. This is for the first game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough".
What do pounds make? Rich people! Right, right, right. You to answer the question first this time. This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were very right to call higher. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You were very right to call higher. You to answer the question this time. Lower than a Jack you say... The cards have been cruel tonight! Did you see them cut the cards? I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough".
Right, right, right. Freeze! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You to answer the question first this time. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Nice to see you, to see you? This is for the second game. Did you see them cut the cards? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Higher than a Jack you say... This is for the first game. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! What do points make? Higher or lower? Higher than a Jack you say... By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You can shuffle my deck any day! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Freeze! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You get nothing for a pair!
You to answer the question first this time. This is for the second game. Don't touch the deck, You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. What do points make? Good game, good game! Oh, you have cheered me up. What do points make? You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.