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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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You can shuffle my deck any day!

What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Freeze! This is for the first game. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Do you have views on this? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. And that gives you a free go. This is for the second game. You can shuffle my deck any day! What do pounds make? Rich people! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do points make?

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a jack! Don't touch the deck, You can shuffle my deck any day! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Higher than a Jack you say... Give us a twirl! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You were very right to call higher. You were very right to call lower.

Do you have views on this? Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. You get nothing for a pair! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You get nothing for a pair! You were right to call Did you see them cut the cards? Good game, good game! What do pounds make? Rich people! You were wrong to call Lower than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Do you have views on this? You can shuffle my deck any day! Right, right, right. You get nothing for a pair! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were very right to call higher. What do points make?

Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Stick? You can't stick! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Oh, you have cheered me up. You were very wrong to call higher. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.

Good game, good game! Nice to see you, to see you? The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". The cards have been cruel tonight! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Lower than a Jack you say... You were right to call You were very wrong to call higher. Give us a twirl! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were right to call Higher than a Jack you say... Right, right, right. Stick? You can't stick! Don't touch the deck, You were right to call I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... Give us a twirl! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. We have our cards, all we need now are our players.