Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
This is for the first game
I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? Stick? You can't stick! Right, right, right. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Right, right, right. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
Don't touch the deck, You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Didn't he do well? What do points make? Do you have views on this? Give us a twirl! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What do pounds make? Rich people! Lower than a Jack you say... Do you have views on this? You can change the card if you want to. The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher than a Jack you say... You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Freeze! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were wrong to call The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher than a Jack you say... This is for the second game. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Good game, good game! You to answer the question first this time. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Did you see them cut the cards? What do points make? Prizes!
I'm in charge! You to answer the question this time. You can change the card if you want to. You were right to call You were very right to call higher. You were very right to call higher. You can shuffle my deck any day! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And for the whole match... The cards have been cruel tonight! All right, my loves? Do you have views on this? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Freeze! And for the whole match... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a sec! Lower than a Jack you say... And that gives you a free go. Don't touch the deck, All right, my loves? And for the whole match... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were right to call And for the whole match... By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! And that gives you a free go. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can change the card if you want to.
I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? You were very right to call lower. The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You can change the card if you want to. Freeze! You were wrong to call The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you have views on this? What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. The cards have been cruel tonight! We'll be back in a jack! I'm in charge! Lower than a Jack you say... It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What do pounds make? Rich people! All right, my loves? Higher than a Jack you say... I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing.
Stick? You can't stick! Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very wrong to call lower. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Don't touch the deck.