Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Give us a twirl! All right, my loves? This is for the first game. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Give us a twirl! Lower than a Jack you say... By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! And that gives you a free go. Right, right, right. All right, my loves? And that gives you a free go. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Right, right, right. You to answer the question first this time. You were very right to call higher. This is for the second game. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call lower. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You were very right to call higher. What do points make? Prizes! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Give us a twirl! What do points make? You can change the card if you want to. Stick? You can't stick!
The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Give us a twirl! The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very wrong to call lower. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? You can shuffle my deck any day! Higher than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Give us a twirl! This is for the first game. Higher than a Jack you say... Did you see them cut the cards? All right, my loves? You were very right to call lower.
I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Oh, you have cheered me up. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do pounds make? Rich people! The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very wrong to call lower. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! This is for the first game. And that gives you a free go. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Freeze! We'll be back in a sec! Lower than a Jack you say...
And for the whole match... You get nothing for a pair! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do pounds make? Rich people! Nice to see you, to see you? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh!