Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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This is for the first game

By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were right to call Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Didn't he do well?

Higher than a Jack you say... Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Good game, good game! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You were very wrong to call higher.

You were very right to call lower. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Freeze! Didn't he do well? I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. And for the whole match... You were very wrong to call lower. You to answer the question this time. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing.

All right, my loves? Lower than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You were very wrong to call lower. You to answer the question first this time. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Higher than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh!

Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Give us a twirl! You were very wrong to call higher. You were wrong to call And that gives you a free go. Didn't he do well? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers!