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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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The cards have been cruel tonight!

You to answer the question first this time. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! We'll be back in a jack! You were very wrong to call higher. Lower than a Jack you say... You were wrong to call Lower than a Jack you say... And that gives you a free go. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You can change the card if you want to.

And that gives you a free go. And that gives you a free go. You can change the card if you want to. Freeze! What do points make? Prizes! Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You to answer the question this time. We'll be back in a sec! Right, right, right. Higher than a Jack you say... Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were very wrong to call lower. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were wrong to call Higher or lower? You were very right to call higher. You to answer the question first this time. You were very wrong to call higher. You were very wrong to call higher. And that gives you a free go. Stick? You can't stick! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were right to call Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! What do points make?

This is for the second game. What do pounds make? Rich people! What do points make? Prizes! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Stick? You can't stick! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Freeze! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! What do points make? Prizes! All right, my loves? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Give us a twirl! Higher than a Jack you say... Oh, you have cheered me up. You can change the card if you want to. Didn't he do well? Give us a twirl! Oh, you have cheered me up. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Higher than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... You get nothing for a pair! We'll be back in a sec! You get nothing for a pair! This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm in charge!

Do you have views on this? All right, my loves? All right, my loves? We'll be back in a jack! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Do you have views on this? You can change the card if you want to. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The cards have been cruel tonight! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Right, right, right. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Nice to see you, to see you? Do you have views on this? I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Don't touch the deck, Higher than a Jack you say... You can shuffle my deck any day! And that gives you a free go.