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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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Good game, good game!

Don't touch the deck, Freeze! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Oh, you have cheered me up. You were very wrong to call higher.

Higher or lower? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Don't touch the deck, We'll be back in a jack! And that gives you a free go. You can change the card if you want to. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You can change the card if you want to. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Oh, you have cheered me up. What do points make? Prizes! Higher or lower? We'll be back in a sec! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Higher or lower? Oh, you have cheered me up. You can change the card if you want to. And for the whole match... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Didn't he do well?

This is for the first game. Nice to see you, to see you? Higher than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... We'll be back in a sec! This is for the second game. All right, my loves? What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Freeze! Higher than a Jack you say... You were very right to call higher. You were very right to call lower. What do points make? Prizes! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Did you see them cut the cards? You were very wrong to call higher.

Lower than a Jack you say... This is for the second game. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Do you have views on this? Did you see them cut the cards? What do pounds make? Rich people! You were very wrong to call lower. You were very right to call higher. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You were right to call Give us a twirl! What do pounds make? Rich people!

The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! We'll be back in a jack! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. We'll be back in a sec! Didn't he do well?