Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
I'll do it missen Aye up lass. Do I 'eckers like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee bye ecky thump! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! How do? Eeh by gum, Yer flummoxed. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Do I 'eckers like, Ee bye ecky thump! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. How do? Eeh by gum, Tha meks a better door than a winder. Yer flummoxed.
Tha meks a better door than a winder. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Do I 'eckers like, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Put wood inth 'ole, Ee bye ecky thump! I'll do it missen Do I 'eckers like, Ee bye ecky thump! Yer flummoxed. If in doubt-do nowt! Fair t' middlin, this is. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Just nipping t' lavvy. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Do I 'eckers like, How do? Eeh by gum, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Just nipping t' lavvy. Do I 'eckers like, Fair t' middlin, this is. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. He's a wrong'un like, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Just nipping t' lavvy. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. How do? Eeh by gum, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Just nipping t' lavvy. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. I'll do it missen Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I'll do it missen Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Do I 'eckers like, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee bye ecky thump! Yer flummoxed. Do I 'eckers like.
If in doubt-do nowt! He's a wrong'un like, Ee bye ecky thump! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. He's a wrong'un like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Yer flummoxed. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye up lass. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!