Yorkshire Ipsum
I allus wash behind mi lugholes
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put wood inth 'ole, I'll do it missen Do I 'eckers like, Aye up lass. If in doubt-do nowt! He's a wrong'un like, Yer flummoxed. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up lass. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Yer flummoxed. Put wood inth 'ole, Aye up lass. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ee bye ecky thump! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.
Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Just nipping t' lavvy. Do I 'eckers like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. How do? Eeh by gum, Put it on t'table Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put it on t'table Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Put wood inth 'ole, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Fair t' middlin, this is. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Do I 'eckers like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Fair t' middlin, this is. Theers nowt s'queer as folk.
I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put it on t'table I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Ee bye ecky thump! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. You're in luck m'boy! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Just nipping t' lavvy. Yer flummoxed. He's a wrong'un like, Do I 'eckers like, How do? Eeh by gum.
Yer flummoxed. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. You're in luck m'boy! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Were ya born in a barn, lad? 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ee bye ecky thump!