Yorkshire Ipsum
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does
Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. He's a wrong'un like, Do I 'eckers like, How do? Eeh by gum, If in doubt-do nowt! Fair t' middlin, this is. Ee bye ecky thump! Aye up lass. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put it on t'table Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Put it on t'table I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Yer flummoxed. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. You're in luck m'boy! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Aye up lass. He's a wrong'un like, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer flummoxed. Yer flummoxed. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ee bye ecky thump! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like.
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! You're in luck m'boy! Yer flummoxed. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. He's a wrong'un like, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Yer flummoxed. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put wood inth 'ole, Just nipping t' lavvy. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put wood inth 'ole, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. How do? Eeh by gum, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. You're in luck m'boy! You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Ee bye ecky thump!
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Just nipping t' lavvy. Just nipping t' lavvy. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye up lass.