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Yorkshire Ipsum

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Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass

I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I'll do it missen Theers nowt s'queer as folk.

Were ya born in a barn, lad? Just nipping t' lavvy. Yer flummoxed. He's a wrong'un like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Tha meks a better door than a winder. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. If in doubt-do nowt! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye up lass. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I'll do it missen Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!

Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Ee bye ecky thump! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Do I 'eckers like, You're in luck m'boy! If in doubt-do nowt! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ee bye ecky thump! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Put it on t'table Ee bye ecky thump! Do I 'eckers like, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.

Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye up lass. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Just nipping t' lavvy. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye up lass. If in doubt-do nowt! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass.

If in doubt-do nowt! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! He's a wrong'un like, Do I 'eckers like.