Yorkshire Ipsum
I'll do it missen
I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam.
He's a wrong'un like, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Just nipping t' lavvy. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. If in doubt-do nowt! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say.
Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Put wood inth 'ole, I'll do it missen I'll do it missen By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. You're in luck m'boy! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I'll do it missen Fair t' middlin, this is.
Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put it on t'table Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put it on t'table Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. How do? Eeh by gum, I'll do it missen By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Fair t' middlin, this is. Aye up lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet.
He's a wrong'un like, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee bye ecky thump! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, If in doubt-do nowt! Aye up lass. If in doubt-do nowt! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I'll do it missen I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! He's a wrong'un like, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! If in doubt-do nowt! How do? Eeh by gum, You're in luck m'boy!