Yorkshire Ipsum
Tha meks a better door than a winder
Fair t' middlin, this is. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Put wood inth 'ole, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I'll do it missen Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Put wood inth 'ole, Put it on t'table I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass.
Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ee bye ecky thump! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Yer flummoxed. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! He's a wrong'un like, I'll do it missen Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. How do? Eeh by gum, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad!
Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I'll do it missen Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
Do I 'eckers like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye up lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put it on t'table 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass.