Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Do I 'eckers like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like.
I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Put wood inth 'ole, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'll do it missen Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha meks a better door than a winder. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Yer flummoxed. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Put wood inth 'ole, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Do I 'eckers like, How do? Eeh by gum, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
Do I 'eckers like, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer flummoxed. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Yer flummoxed. Aye up lass. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! He's a wrong'un like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'll do it missen I allus wash behind mi lugholes. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies.
Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Put wood inth 'ole, Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Yer flummoxed. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Do I 'eckers like, Tha meks a better door than a winder. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. You're in luck m'boy! Fair t' middlin, this is. Ee bye ecky thump! Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Just nipping t' lavvy. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Put wood inth 'ole.
Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Tha meks a better door than a winder. You're in luck m'boy! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. How do? Eeh by gum, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam.