Yorkshire Ipsum
Theers nowt s'queer as folk
Do I 'eckers like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Yer flummoxed. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye up lass. Put it on t'table Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Do I 'eckers like, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye up lass. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Just nipping t' lavvy. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Yer flummoxed. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. He's a wrong'un like, Put it on t'table Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Put wood inth 'ole, How do? Eeh by gum, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! You're in luck m'boy! Were ya born in a barn, lad?
Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Aye up lass. Do I 'eckers like, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. How do? Eeh by gum, Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ee bye ecky thump! Put wood inth 'ole, Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Fair t' middlin, this is. I'll do it missen I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Put it on t'table.
Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha meks a better door than a winder. He's a wrong'un like, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Just nipping t' lavvy. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye up lass. Aye up lass. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Just nipping t' lavvy. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs!
Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Fair t' middlin, this is. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Do I 'eckers like, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I allus wash behind mi lugholes.