Yorkshire Ipsum

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Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!

Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye up lass. He's a wrong'un like, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!

I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye up lass. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad!

Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Do I 'eckers like, How do? Eeh by gum, Fair t' middlin, this is. How do? Eeh by gum, Fair t' middlin, this is. Ee bye ecky thump! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Put it on t'table.

Put wood inth 'ole, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Theers nowt s'queer as folk.

Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Put wood inth 'ole, Just nipping t' lavvy. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. How do? Eeh by gum, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Fair t' middlin, this is.