Yorkshire Ipsum

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Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!

Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer flummoxed. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Theers nowt s'queer as folk.

Just nipping t' lavvy. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.

He's a wrong'un like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Do I 'eckers like, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass.

Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ee bye ecky thump! I'll do it missen Ee bye ecky thump! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Do I 'eckers like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Fair t' middlin, this is. Ee bye ecky thump! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer flummoxed. Yer flummoxed. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! You're in luck m'boy! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Just nipping t' lavvy. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye up lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Put it on t'table If in doubt-do nowt!

You're in luck m'boy! How do? Eeh by gum, Fair t' middlin, this is. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! How do? Eeh by gum, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put wood inth 'ole, Do I 'eckers like, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha meks a better door than a winder. I'll do it missen Were ya born in a barn, lad? How do? Eeh by gum, I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'.