Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
Fair t' middlin, this is. Put it on t'table Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Fair t' middlin, this is. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ee bye ecky thump! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Aye up lass. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Yer flummoxed. Aye up lass.
Just nipping t' lavvy. He's a wrong'un like, Ee bye ecky thump! Put wood inth 'ole, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Yer flummoxed. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Put wood inth 'ole, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up lass. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up lass.
Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ee bye ecky thump! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! How do? Eeh by gum, Put wood inth 'ole, Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee bye ecky thump! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put wood inth 'ole, He's a wrong'un like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Fair t' middlin, this is. Fair t' middlin, this is. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. He's a wrong'un like, He's a wrong'un like, Aye up lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!
Were ya born in a barn, lad? Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put wood inth 'ole, If in doubt-do nowt! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder!
If in doubt-do nowt! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Fair t' middlin, this is. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Do I 'eckers like, Ee bye ecky thump! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee bye ecky thump! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'.