Golf Ipsum

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Hit it as hard as you can

Aiming for the groundsman Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Score a double bogey Start your backswing, take it slow. Roll around on the ground laughing.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a big slice Open stance And lose your mind, Open stance Taking a practise swing, Score an albatross And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. Tom Watson Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly, A controlled draw Visit the golf range, 3-iron comes out, Good break! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Open stance You got the yips Score a double bogey.

And shank it. Get a new Sand Iron Plugged lie in the bunker Ben Hogan Cheating on the next hole Brassie.

You need more lessons! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And swing. Score a double bogey Begin the front nine holes, At Augusta National Visit the golf range, Walking over the putting green.

Pitch and run And swing. Open clubface You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting Start your backswing, take it slow. Pushed to the right Use your Lob Wedge Fluffy lie A scratch golfer, Making a lot of noise Plugged lie in the bunker Pushed to the right Making a lot of noise Cleek "Get in the hole!" Splash shot Swing quickly, Tearing up a scorecard While drinking beer Making a lot of noise Take a mulligan, "Get in the hole!" Open clubface.