Golf Ipsum
Shouting Fore as loud as you can
Get a new Sand Iron Weak grip At Augusta National And swing. Tom Watson To buy a drink for Tearing up a scorecard Carrying your clubs Pitching Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. A controlled draw At the Clubhouse, Out of anger Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Condor And your caddie gets cross. A gentle fade Pulled to the left You deserve a mulligan. Dancing on the practise ground. Losing your ball in the rough, Score an eagle A scratch golfer, Long irons Pretend nothing just happened and smile.
Dancing on the practise ground. Phil Mickelson You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the back nine holes, Score a birdie Long irons Better luck next time! Arnold Palmer A controlled draw That's a floater. Ben Hogan The 19th Hole. The 19th Hole. Score a bogey Waggle your hips and swing Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pitch and run Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Ben Hogan Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Struck by lightning.
Your ball hits the Captain, Aiming for the groundsman Begin the back nine holes, Score an eagle You deserve a mulligan. Steady footwork Hole in One! Reading the green, That's a big hook Cleek Taking a practise swing.
Chip in Struck by lightning Chip in Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score a birdie Ben Hogan Condor Better luck next time! Score an eagle And lose your mind, Hole in One! A gentle fade Carrying your clubs Spoon Score a par Condor Phoenix.
You deserve a mulligan. Begin the back nine holes, Pushed to the right Pushed to the right Spoon Ostrich Win the Green Jacket Tearing up a scorecard Tearing up a scorecard Chip in Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And good luck! Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Swing quickly, You need more lessons!