Golf Ipsum

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Spoon

And getting annoyed Score a bogey Making a lot of noise The 19th Hole. You skied it!

Phil Mickelson Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pushed to the right A controlled draw Lose your putter, forced to go home. And lose your mind, Score an eagle To buy a drink for Gary Player Jigger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jigger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Score a bogey For packing in golf Get a new Sand Iron 3-iron comes out, You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Top your tee shot, You got the yips That's a floater. Score an eagle Act your age and not like a pro. That's a floater. Tiger Woods Short irons And lose your mind.

Out of frustration "Get in the hole!" 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork Spoon Cheating on the next hole Short irons Good rhythm And lose your mind, Good break! Brassie A controlled draw Score an eagle Score a par And swing. And snap your club in half. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For packing in golf Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Get thrown off the course Pulled to the left Get a new Sand Iron A controlled draw Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Top your tee shot, That's a big hook Short irons To buy a drink for And snap your club in half. Ostrich.