Golf Ipsum

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Begin the back nine holes

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitching Wedge Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open clubface Score an eagle Swing quickly, And shank it. Chip in Tom Watson And good luck! Swing quickly, Mashie Pitch and run Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right Act your age and not like a pro. That's a big slice Weak grip Win the Green Jacket Pitch and run Walking over the putting green.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Score a par Duck hook! To buy a drink for Short irons Thinking your at Sunningdale And snap your club in half. Pull out the driver and.... Open stance At St. Andrews, Tiger Woods Good rhythm Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And getting annoyed Score an eagle Roll around on the ground laughing, A scratch golfer, Struck by lightning Win the Green Jacket At the Clubhouse.

Open stance Win the Green Jacket And shank it. Start your backswing, take it slow. Texas Wedge Jack Nicklaus Short irons Out of anger Gary Player At Augusta National To distract your opponent At the Clubhouse, Score a double bogey Score a par Mashie Gary Player Visit the golf range.

And shank it. "Get in the hole!" Reading the green, Begin the front nine holes, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tearing up a scorecard Cleek And shank it. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You need more lessons! Steady footwork Hole in One! And shank it. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Tee off.

Fluffy lie Texas Wedge Brassie Tearing up a scorecard Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip and run Long irons Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green.