Golf Ipsum

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Completely missed the ball, oops!

Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, Chip and run Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip and run Aiming for the groundsman Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Rub of the green Chip in Chip in Long irons Struck by lightning Score a bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Rub of the green.

Steady footwork A controlled draw Top your tee shot, That's a big slice A scratch golfer, Out of frustration Reading the green, Take a mulligan, A gentle fade Fried egg Arnold Palmer.

Steady footwork Hole in One! Pitch and run Get your 5 wood A controlled draw Good rhythm Brassie Duck hook! Thinking your at Sunningdale Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tearing up a scorecard Begin the back nine holes, Lose your putter, forced to go home. And getting annoyed Start your backswing, take it slow. Hole in One! Plugged lie in the bunker Condor Good rhythm You need more lessons! Hole in One! Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson Pitching Wedge Pull out the driver and.... "Get in the hole!" Visit the golf range.

Run down the fairway shouting Out of anger Pull out the driver and.... Tearing up a scorecard Pull out your 3-wood and.... Win the Green Jacket While drinking beer Visit the golf range, Brassie Begin the front nine holes, That's a big slice Arnold Palmer You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run Texas Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Spoon Reading the green, Score an eagle Win the Green Jacket Pull out your 3-wood and.... Your ball hits the Captain.

Splash shot Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Jack Nicklaus Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Good rhythm Mind where the divot lands! Reading the green, Condor Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Phil Mickelson Pull out the driver and.... Begin the back nine holes, You got the yips Fluffy lie.