Golf Ipsum
Swear at the Captain and get banned
Chip in Open stance Making a lot of noise You skied it! Score a par Making a lot of noise Ostrich Steady footwork Run down the fairway shouting Better luck next time! Out of frustration Your ball hits the Captain, You need more lessons! Out of frustration Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Time to buy some new clubs Chip in Open stance 3-iron comes out, Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Gary Player Hit it as hard as you can And getting annoyed Looking for a new angle of attack Out of anger Cleek.
At the Clubhouse, Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green. Open clubface Open clubface Score a par To buy a drink for Weak grip Phoenix Get thrown off the course You skied it! Spoon A scratch golfer, Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left Phil Mickelson Tiger Woods And swing. Pushed to the right Jigger Pitch and run Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a big hook And snap your club in half. Jigger Swing quickly, Get thrown off the course.
To buy a drink for Completely missed the ball, oops! Walking over the putting green. Short irons A scratch golfer, Get your 5 wood Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Taking a practise swing, Niblick Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green A scratch golfer, Struck by lightning Get your 5 wood Ostrich And shank it. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the back nine holes, You deserve a mulligan. Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, Feeling happy now.
Duck hook! Weak grip Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Tearing up a scorecard Spoon Swing quickly, A controlled draw Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Open stance "Get in the hole!" Open stance Making a lot of noise Arnold Palmer.
Phoenix Good rhythm Score a birdie Phil Mickelson Reading the green, A controlled draw Score a par Pulled to the left Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big hook Roll around on the ground laughing, Waggle your hips and swing.