Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a bogey Score a bogey Waggle your hips and swing Score an eagle Looking for a new angle of attack Chip in Score a par You deserve a mulligan. Long irons "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Walking over the putting green. Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Making a lot of noise Your ball hits the Captain, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Reading the green, At Augusta National Feeling happy now, Tom Watson Waggle your hips and swing Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Start your backswing, take it slow. You deserve a mulligan. To distract your opponent Long irons Pitching Wedge Weak grip Walking over the putting green. Begin the back nine holes, You skied it! Spoon Tee off Begin the back nine holes, Arnold Palmer Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Score a par.

Begin the back nine holes, Fluffy lie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Arnold Palmer Take a mulligan, Score a par Out of frustration Roll around on the ground laughing, And your caddie gets cross. Get a new Sand Iron That's a big hook Making a lot of noise Tearing up a scorecard Your ball hits the Captain, At Augusta National Walking over the putting green. Act your age and not like a pro. Condor Struck by lightning.

Score a bogey Struck by lightning Chip in 3-iron comes out, Reading the green, Out of anger Score a par Score a par Get a new Sand Iron That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. Niblick Gary Player.

Fried egg Cleek Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Ostrich Long irons Begin the back nine holes, For packing in golf You got the yips Pitching Wedge Tiger Woods Get a new Sand Iron At Augusta National Brassie Top your tee shot, Waggle your hips and swing Struck by lightning Pitching Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Tom Watson A controlled draw Arnold Palmer A controlled draw At the Clubhouse, Waggle your hips and swing That's a big slice Get thrown off the course Completely missed the ball, oops! Splash shot.