Golf Ipsum

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Tearing up a scorecard

Mind where the divot lands! At St. Andrews, Steady footwork Spoon Score a double bogey Tiger Woods And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker Out of frustration Steady footwork That's a big hook Taking a practise swing, Splash shot Open stance You skied it! Pitch and run Good break! Jigger Hole in One! You need more lessons! And swing. You got the yips And your caddie gets cross. Feeling happy now, Begin the front nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing Carrying your clubs Completely missed the ball, oops! Win the Green Jacket.

Cleek Score a bogey Score a birdie Feeling happy now, Fluffy lie Tom Watson Pull out your 3-wood and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Fried egg Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good break! Losing your ball in the rough, Splash shot Arnold Palmer Carrying your clubs Pulled to the left Jigger And getting annoyed Arnold Palmer Pitching Wedge.

Score an albatross Hit it as hard as you can Carrying your clubs Score an eagle Thinking your at Sunningdale Run down the fairway shouting Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out the driver and.... Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big hook Pulled to the left Pushed to the right.

Get your 5 wood Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Take a mulligan, 3-iron comes out, Chip in Score a double bogey 3-iron comes out, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it. Niblick Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. The 19th Hole.

Get your 5 wood Hit it as hard as you can Brassie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Tee off Rub of the green The 19th Hole. Chip and run Chip and run You need more lessons! That's a gimme. That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer.