Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

You deserve a mulligan. Short irons Spoon Walking over the putting green. And swing. A scratch golfer.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Short irons Chip and run A controlled draw Jigger Chip and run Pushed to the right Hole in One! Feeling happy now, Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Brassie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Arnold Palmer Condor That's a gimme.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a birdie Making a lot of noise Out of frustration And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack At the Clubhouse, A controlled draw Duck hook! Get thrown off the course "Get in the hole!" Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jigger Time to buy some new clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a double bogey Pull out the driver and.... Act your age and not like a pro. Aiming for the groundsman Out of anger Making a lot of noise.

Swing quickly, At the Clubhouse, Get your 5 wood "Get in the hole!" Begin the back nine holes, Ben Hogan Out of frustration Pulled to the left Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a floater. Short irons And shank it. Weak grip That's a gimme. Score a double bogey.

Score an albatross Open clubface That's a big hook Gary Player A scratch golfer, At the Clubhouse, Reading the green, To distract your opponent Weak grip And lose your mind, Taking a practise swing, Long irons "Get in the hole!" For packing in golf.