Golf Ipsum

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Get your 5 wood

Reading the green, A gentle fade Score an albatross Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip and run That's a gimme. And lose your mind, Waggle your hips and swing Gary Player Niblick Better luck next time! For getting banned from the course. Get a new Sand Iron Run down the fairway shouting Reading the green, Good rhythm Arnold Palmer Cheating on the next hole Pulled to the left Reading the green, Tee off At the Clubhouse, Short irons Better luck next time! For packing in golf.

Hole in One! At St. Andrews, Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a gimme. You deserve a mulligan. Begin the front nine holes, Making a lot of noise Score an albatross 3-iron comes out, Mind where the divot lands! Texas Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Spoon And good luck! Reading the green, At the Clubhouse, Mashie.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Begin the front nine holes, Better luck next time! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. Open stance Get a new Sand Iron That's a gimme. And swing. Jack Nicklaus Short irons Reading the green, And snap your club in half. Open stance You deserve a mulligan. Out of frustration Brassie Open clubface And snap your club in half. Time to buy some new clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind.

Chip and run Score a birdie To distract your opponent Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Win the Green Jacket Struck by lightning That's a big hook Win the Green Jacket At Augusta National Weak grip The 19th Hole.

And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. That's a big slice Arnold Palmer A controlled draw Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Take a mulligan, Ben Hogan.