Golf Ipsum

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You skied it!

Aiming for the groundsman Chip and run You need more lessons! Phil Mickelson A scratch golfer, Good rhythm Hit it as hard as you can Arnold Palmer Score a birdie Swing quickly, Brassie Tiger Woods Chip and run That's a big hook Chip and run A controlled draw Plugged lie in the bunker Arnold Palmer Tearing up a scorecard At Augusta National The 19th Hole. Top your tee shot, And lose your mind, You need more lessons! Win the Green Jacket Dancing on the practise ground. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tom Watson Feeling happy now.

Jack Nicklaus Visit the golf range, A gentle fade Out of frustration Score a par.

Tom Watson Top your tee shot, Open stance Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Texas Wedge Score a bogey And snap your club in half. Reading the green, Score a birdie And swing. Steady footwork "Get in the hole!" Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan, You skied it! Tearing up a scorecard Dancing on the practise ground. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score an eagle Run down the fairway shouting That's a big slice Get thrown off the course Arnold Palmer The 19th Hole. While heckling your opponent.

Steady footwork Swing quickly, Start your backswing, take it slow. Top your tee shot, Dancing on the practise ground. Waggle your hips and swing Weak grip Hole in One! At the Clubhouse, Condor Hit it as hard as you can.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. Pitch and run Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. And your caddie gets cross. Aiming for the groundsman Pitching Wedge Ostrich Texas Wedge Score a birdie Out of anger You need more lessons! Thinking your at Sunningdale Long irons Score a double bogey Brassie You got the yips You skied it!