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Run down the fairway shouting

Short irons Tiger Woods Weak grip Arnold Palmer Out of frustration That's a big hook Gary Player Tiger Woods Chip and run Score an eagle Texas Wedge A gentle fade Gary Player Jigger Losing your ball in the rough, Run down the fairway shouting.

A scratch golfer, The 19th Hole. Get your 5 wood Cheating on the next hole Looking for a new angle of attack That's a big hook.

Get your 5 wood Score a double bogey Reading the green, Reading the green, To distract your opponent Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a bogey Arnold Palmer Weak grip At St. Andrews, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And good luck! Phil Mickelson That's a big hook The 19th Hole. Spoon Losing your ball in the rough, While heckling your opponent, Score a double bogey Swear at the Captain and get banned. Swing quickly.

You got the yips While heckling your opponent, Begin the front nine holes, The 19th Hole. Good rhythm Mashie Open stance Open clubface Top your tee shot, While drinking beer Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For getting banned from the course. While drinking beer Fluffy lie Jigger Tom Watson Lose your putter, forced to go home. And lose your mind, Good rhythm Run down the fairway shouting Tiger Woods Carrying your clubs.

Feeling happy now, For packing in golf A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack Act your age and not like a pro. Tiger Woods Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron Score an eagle Using your putter to plumb-bob, Duck hook! Taking a practise swing, Get your 5 wood Feeling happy now, Get thrown off the course Condor Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson To distract your opponent Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent.