Golf Ipsum

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Get your 5 wood

Get a new Sand Iron Plugged lie in the bunker Pushed to the right Fried egg Good break! To distract your opponent Good rhythm Better luck next time! Spoon Score an eagle That's a gimme. "Get in the hole!" Splash shot Feeling happy now, Carrying your clubs Reading the green, And shank it. Out of anger Fried egg Score an eagle Take a mulligan, Ben Hogan Ben Hogan Walking over the putting green. The 19th Hole. Texas Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left.

Cleek At the Clubhouse, 3-iron comes out, Run down the fairway shouting Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! Tom Watson Making a lot of noise Brassie Making a lot of noise And swing. Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big hook Get a new Sand Iron You got the yips.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left Score a bogey Out of anger Rub of the green Phoenix While drinking beer Duck hook! Thinking your at Sunningdale Making a lot of noise Losing your ball in the rough.

Losing your ball in the rough, Steady footwork Pulled to the left Good rhythm Looking for a new angle of attack Cheating on the next hole.

That's a floater. And swing. Struck by lightning Making a lot of noise Waggle your hips and swing And lose your mind, Get thrown off the course Time to buy some new clubs Pulled to the left And lose your mind, Your ball hits the Captain, Score an eagle At Augusta National Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pulled to the left Aiming for the groundsman.