Golf Ipsum

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Dancing on the practise ground

Jigger Jack Nicklaus While drinking beer Hole in One! That's a gimme. Open clubface Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an eagle Pitching Wedge Cheating on the next hole And getting annoyed Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. A controlled draw Run down the fairway shouting Score a birdie And lose your mind, A gentle fade Act your age and not like a pro.

That's a floater. Use your Lob Wedge For getting banned from the course. Weak grip Gary Player You got the yips And snap your club in half. Making a lot of noise At the Clubhouse, For packing in golf Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Good break! The 19th Hole. Arnold Palmer Jack Nicklaus And your caddie gets cross. While heckling your opponent, Cheating on the next hole Tom Watson That's a big hook And getting annoyed Mashie Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Score an albatross Lose your putter, forced to go home. To distract your opponent Condor Run down the fairway shouting You need more lessons! Fried egg Ben Hogan.

Looking for a new angle of attack And swing. Plugged lie in the bunker And your caddie gets cross. 3-iron comes out, Pitching Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Out of anger Hole in One! Arnold Palmer And lose your mind, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a bogey For packing in golf Begin the front nine holes, While drinking beer For packing in golf Weak grip 3-iron comes out, Score a bogey Chip and run.

Condor Win the Green Jacket Phoenix Act your age and not like a pro. To distract your opponent While heckling your opponent, Jack Nicklaus For packing in golf Good break! Time to buy some new clubs Out of frustration.