Golf Ipsum

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Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker

Long irons Looking for a new angle of attack Condor Win the Green Jacket Pull out the driver and.... Cheating on the next hole While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run Arnold Palmer Fluffy lie Thinking your at Sunningdale While drinking beer Pulled to the left Chip and run You got the yips Making a lot of noise Making a lot of noise Dancing on the practise ground. Mashie Looking for a new angle of attack Losing your ball in the rough.

Dancing on the practise ground. Score a double bogey Begin the front nine holes, Plugged lie in the bunker Texas Wedge Arnold Palmer And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket Start your backswing, take it slow. Walking over the putting green. Taking a practise swing, Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. And good luck! And good luck!

Your ball hits the Captain, Weak grip Pushed to the right Aiming for the groundsman And getting annoyed Tom Watson Feeling happy now, Mind where the divot lands! Feeling happy now, Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! A controlled draw Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes, Fried egg You skied it! That's a gimme. Ostrich Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, 3-iron comes out, Tearing up a scorecard 3-iron comes out, Top your tee shot, Reading the green, Spoon Feeling happy now, That's a gimme.

And shank it. Arnold Palmer Act your age and not like a pro. Niblick Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good break! For packing in golf And snap your club in half.

That's a gimme. And good luck! You need more lessons! Get thrown off the course Weak grip Looking for a new angle of attack Plugged lie in the bunker While drinking beer.