Golf Ipsum

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Phoenix

Pushed to the right Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Swing quickly, Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for Hit it as hard as you can Score an eagle You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. Top your tee shot, Visit the golf range, You need more lessons! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A controlled draw Carrying your clubs Pushed to the right Struck by lightning Pushed to the right Pushed to the right Plugged lie in the bunker And lose your mind, Reading the green.

At the Clubhouse, Use your Lob Wedge Visit the golf range, Fried egg You skied it! That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge While heckling your opponent, Weak grip You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. Time to buy some new clubs Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge Reading the green, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. To buy a drink for Struck by lightning Using your putter to plumb-bob.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At St. Andrews, Good break! Top your tee shot, Open stance Open stance Reading the green.

Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. Cheating on the next hole Short irons 3-iron comes out, Tiger Woods Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Brassie Run down the fairway shouting Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent Rub of the green Score an eagle Start your backswing, take it slow.

Weak grip Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Thinking your at Sunningdale For getting banned from the course. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Good break! Score a birdie A controlled draw A gentle fade Out of frustration Pulled to the left.