Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs

Pull out your 3-wood and.... The 19th Hole. Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a big hook Using your putter to plumb-bob, Open clubface And getting annoyed Weak grip Cheating on the next hole Arnold Palmer You skied it! Short irons Mind where the divot lands! Reading the green, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice And swing. Spoon Plugged lie in the bunker And lose your mind, Out of frustration Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Tearing up a scorecard And lose your mind, Visit the golf range.

Duck hook! Taking a practise swing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At Augusta National Chip in At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, You skied it! You skied it!

You skied it! Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Walking over the putting green. Score a birdie Better luck next time! Hole in One!

Phil Mickelson Niblick For packing in golf Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Niblick Weak grip Tom Watson Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Losing your ball in the rough.

Begin the back nine holes, The 19th Hole. Score a birdie Win the Green Jacket And swing. Brassie Fluffy lie Niblick Chip and run To distract your opponent Spoon Chip and run A controlled draw Weak grip.