Golf Ipsum

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Fried egg

At St. Andrews, To buy a drink for That's a big hook Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Fluffy lie Using your putter to plumb-bob, 3-iron comes out, Fried egg.

Texas Wedge For packing in golf The 19th Hole. Roll around on the ground laughing, Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a gimme. Plugged lie in the bunker Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tiger Woods Thinking your at Sunningdale While heckling your opponent, That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! Rub of the green Begin the back nine holes, Out of anger Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a floater. Get thrown off the course Short irons Taking a practise swing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Completely missed the ball, oops!

Chip and run Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jigger Cleek And swing. Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home. Out of anger Hit it as hard as you can Ostrich Cheating on the next hole Tiger Woods.

Duck hook! And good luck! Score a double bogey You deserve a mulligan. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons Rub of the green Weak grip And getting annoyed And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise.

A controlled draw You got the yips While drinking beer Open clubface A gentle fade Spoon Pulled to the left Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Ostrich Out of anger.