Golf Ipsum
Shouting Fore as loud as you can
Phoenix Waggle your hips and swing A gentle fade Score a double bogey And shank it. Score an albatross Roll around on the ground laughing, Completely missed the ball, oops! You need more lessons! Get your 5 wood Open stance Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, You skied it! You deserve a mulligan. Rub of the green Visit the golf range, Oops, your ball is in the bunker.
And your caddie gets cross. Open clubface Act your age and not like a pro. A scratch golfer, Score a birdie Swing quickly, You skied it! Struck by lightning Get thrown off the course Texas Wedge Out of anger Hole in One! And good luck! Rub of the green Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score an eagle Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the front nine holes, Jigger Looking for a new angle of attack You need more lessons!
Out of frustration Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Jack Nicklaus To buy a drink for For packing in golf Score a bogey The 19th Hole. And lose your mind, Open clubface Taking a practise swing, And shank it. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Struck by lightning 3-iron comes out, At the Clubhouse, Tiger Woods Out of anger Arnold Palmer Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Your ball hits the Captain, Tee off Steady footwork The 19th Hole. Score a birdie Tearing up a scorecard.
Taking a practise swing, Score a birdie Texas Wedge You skied it! Carrying your clubs Looking for a new angle of attack Aiming for the groundsman Niblick Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Use your Lob Wedge That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Tom Watson Splash shot Taking a practise swing, Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, Condor Out of frustration And your caddie gets cross. You skied it! Losing your ball in the rough, Out of anger Chip and run At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Time to buy some new clubs Ostrich.
At Augusta National Splash shot At St. Andrews, Short irons Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Your ball hits the Captain, "Get in the hole!" A controlled draw Waggle your hips and swing Tearing up a scorecard Tom Watson Out of anger Struck by lightning Oops, your ball is in the bunker.