Golf Ipsum

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Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker

The 19th Hole. Score an eagle "Get in the hole!" Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting Out of anger And getting annoyed That's a big slice At St. Andrews, And shank it.

Dancing on the practise ground. Win the Green Jacket Score a bogey Tee off Get a new Sand Iron Fried egg Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a bogey Weak grip Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Cleek And getting annoyed Taking a practise swing, You got the yips Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fried egg Time to buy some new clubs.

And shank it. Tearing up a scorecard Mind where the divot lands! Tom Watson Ben Hogan Hole in One! At the Clubhouse, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Long irons Act your age and not like a pro. You got the yips For packing in golf Thinking your at Sunningdale And getting annoyed Top your tee shot, Chip in Aiming for the groundsman Top your tee shot, While drinking beer Plugged lie in the bunker Short irons Tearing up a scorecard.

Long irons Tearing up a scorecard A scratch golfer, Duck hook! Reading the green, You skied it! You got the yips Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jack Nicklaus And your caddie gets cross. You deserve a mulligan. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Start your backswing, take it slow. 3-iron comes out, Tearing up a scorecard Run down the fairway shouting.