Golf Ipsum

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Cheating on the next hole

Get a new Sand Iron Jigger The 19th Hole. "Get in the hole!" Pull out the driver and.... You skied it! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it. Swing quickly, That's a gimme. Roll around on the ground laughing, Act your age and not like a pro. Swing quickly, Long irons You got the yips At the Clubhouse, Plugged lie in the bunker Cleek Out of anger And getting annoyed That's a big slice Plugged lie in the bunker.

Pull out the driver and.... Time to buy some new clubs Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip in Waggle your hips and swing Jack Nicklaus Reading the green, Begin the front nine holes, Hit it as hard as you can Fried egg Long irons Pitching Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For packing in golf That's a gimme. Carrying your clubs Chip in.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Score an albatross Top your tee shot, Reading the green, To buy a drink for Duck hook! To buy a drink for Phoenix Take a mulligan, Ben Hogan Open clubface To distract your opponent You got the yips You skied it! Score an eagle You skied it!

Feeling happy now, "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Tearing up a scorecard Pull out the driver and.... Rub of the green Score a birdie Niblick Dancing on the practise ground. The 19th Hole. Ostrich Swear at the Captain and get banned. Jigger Brassie And good luck! Walking over the putting green. And swing. Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half. At Augusta National To buy a drink for Losing your ball in the rough.

Completely missed the ball, oops! At St. Andrews, Fluffy lie Score a birdie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Score a par Score an eagle 3-iron comes out, While heckling your opponent, You skied it! Swear at the Captain and get banned. To distract your opponent That's a gimme.