Golf Ipsum

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Pitching Wedge

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tearing up a scorecard Phil Mickelson Phoenix Open clubface You need more lessons! Completely missed the ball, oops! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Gary Player While heckling your opponent, Plugged lie in the bunker 3-iron comes out, Looking for a new angle of attack Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a floater. Losing your ball in the rough, Cleek Using your putter to plumb-bob, You skied it! Thinking your at Sunningdale While heckling your opponent, Phil Mickelson Splash shot Pulled to the left.

Chip and run Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... Your ball hits the Captain, Gary Player.

And getting annoyed Mashie You skied it! Good rhythm Completely missed the ball, oops! At St. Andrews, Gary Player.

Get thrown off the course Thinking your at Sunningdale Hole in One! And getting annoyed Completely missed the ball, oops! 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed Tee off Mind where the divot lands! Phoenix And swing.

Short irons Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tee off Feeling happy now, Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! To buy a drink for Tearing up a scorecard Hit it as hard as you can Take a mulligan, Pitching Wedge Dancing on the practise ground. Ostrich Out of frustration Score an eagle The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a par.