Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, 3-iron comes out, Get thrown off the course Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A controlled draw Hit it as hard as you can Your ball hits the Captain, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket That's a gimme. Looking for a new angle of attack Tiger Woods Losing your ball in the rough.

And your caddie gets cross. Niblick Rub of the green Carrying your clubs Mashie Visit the golf range, Arnold Palmer And swing. Struck by lightning Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for You skied it! You got the yips Get thrown off the course.

Reading the green, Get your 5 wood Open clubface Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Carrying your clubs Score an albatross Open stance.

Score a bogey Score a double bogey Carrying your clubs Struck by lightning For getting banned from the course. Score an eagle Phil Mickelson While drinking beer Jigger Visit the golf range, Score a bogey.

Gary Player Condor Get your 5 wood Duck hook! Ostrich At Augusta National Cleek Top your tee shot, While heckling your opponent, Cheating on the next hole Out of anger A controlled draw Get a new Sand Iron And your caddie gets cross.