Golf Ipsum

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Ostrich And swing. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Pull out the driver and.... Act your age and not like a pro. You got the yips Time to buy some new clubs That's a floater. Top your tee shot, Condor At St. Andrews, At Augusta National Aiming for the groundsman Cheating on the next hole And shank it. Open clubface Fluffy lie And swing. Dancing on the practise ground. Tearing up a scorecard.

Tee off Pulled to the left Chip and run Score an albatross Score a birdie Start your backswing, take it slow. Pushed to the right Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Gary Player Top your tee shot, Mashie And good luck! Good rhythm Arnold Palmer Open clubface And your caddie gets cross. Begin the front nine holes, To buy a drink for Mind where the divot lands! Score a double bogey Reading the green, Take a mulligan, Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs A gentle fade Roll around on the ground laughing.

Pushed to the right Get thrown off the course Duck hook! Good rhythm Visit the golf range.

Arnold Palmer Tee off Thinking your at Sunningdale Making a lot of noise Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix Pulled to the left Struck by lightning Tom Watson Completely missed the ball, oops! Ostrich Swear at the Captain and get banned. Visit the golf range, Get your 5 wood Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a birdie Jack Nicklaus Good break! And shank it. To buy a drink for Pushed to the right Long irons Rub of the green Fluffy lie.

Pushed to the right And swing. Act your age and not like a pro. Pull out the driver and.... Jack Nicklaus Score a bogey Get a new Sand Iron Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Aiming for the groundsman And swing. Roll around on the ground laughing, Carrying your clubs.