Golf Ipsum

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While drinking beer

You deserve a mulligan. At St. Andrews, Begin the front nine holes, Long irons Splash shot Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off You deserve a mulligan. Thinking your at Sunningdale Pitch and run That's a floater. "Get in the hole!" Tom Watson To buy a drink for Your ball hits the Captain, At Augusta National Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

You need more lessons! And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. That's a floater. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Chip and run For packing in golf.

Score a par And shank it. At St. Andrews, And your caddie gets cross. Carrying your clubs That's a floater. Short irons Hit it as hard as you can Taking a practise swing, At the Clubhouse, Condor Short irons Niblick That's a big hook Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Texas Wedge Out of anger Aiming for the groundsman Swear at the Captain and get banned. For packing in golf That's a floater. Take a mulligan, Begin the front nine holes, Mind where the divot lands! Ostrich Get a new Sand Iron Act your age and not like a pro. Swing quickly, And getting annoyed.

Run down the fairway shouting Plugged lie in the bunker Score an albatross Phoenix Texas Wedge Chip and run Tom Watson To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, At Augusta National Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting "Get in the hole!".

Visit the golf range, Weak grip Struck by lightning A gentle fade Time to buy some new clubs Chip in Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron Waggle your hips and swing You deserve a mulligan. Completely missed the ball, oops! Start your backswing, take it slow. Phil Mickelson Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Condor "Get in the hole!" Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get thrown off the course Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips Struck by lightning.