Golf Ipsum
And getting annoyed
Get a new Sand Iron Tee off And lose your mind, Open clubface Good break! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Thinking your at Sunningdale You got the yips Run down the fairway shouting "Get in the hole!" Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, That's a big slice Duck hook! You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Fried egg That's a big hook And getting annoyed Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Chip in Thinking your at Sunningdale Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a par Act your age and not like a pro.
Tearing up a scorecard Ostrich To buy a drink for Steady footwork And swing. Get a new Sand Iron Cheating on the next hole Begin the front nine holes, That's a big hook Good break! Tom Watson And good luck! Condor A scratch golfer, Out of anger Tearing up a scorecard Your ball hits the Captain, Condor Pull out the driver and.... Phoenix Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Looking for a new angle of attack Mashie Texas Wedge Condor To buy a drink for You skied it! Chip in Mashie.
Waggle your hips and swing Duck hook! You got the yips Dancing on the practise ground. At St. Andrews, Ben Hogan 3-iron comes out, Splash shot Begin the back nine holes, Feeling happy now, And your caddie gets cross. Waggle your hips and swing Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get a new Sand Iron And snap your club in half. Hit it as hard as you can Gary Player Open stance A controlled draw Tee off And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, For packing in golf.
At Augusta National Short irons Visit the golf range, Mashie And good luck! Short irons Ostrich Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! For getting banned from the course. Jigger Your ball hits the Captain, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tee off Dancing on the practise ground. Win the Green Jacket.
Lose your putter, forced to go home. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip in Your ball hits the Captain, While drinking beer Fried egg Score a par Score a bogey At Augusta National Feeling happy now.