Golf Ipsum

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Score a par

Begin the front nine holes, Tee off The 19th Hole. Use your Lob Wedge Splash shot You got the yips Open stance Score a par Phil Mickelson Walking over the putting green. Time to buy some new clubs Hit it as hard as you can Score a bogey Condor Begin the back nine holes, Out of frustration Score an eagle.

Get your 5 wood Out of anger Score a birdie That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson Texas Wedge Tom Watson.

Your ball hits the Captain, Reading the green, Pushed to the right Ben Hogan Get your 5 wood Top your tee shot, Score a birdie At the Clubhouse.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Roll around on the ground laughing, At the Clubhouse, Pulled to the left Chip in Score an albatross Spoon Jack Nicklaus Top your tee shot, Arnold Palmer Good break! Cheating on the next hole For packing in golf While heckling your opponent.

Tearing up a scorecard Feeling happy now, You skied it! Texas Wedge Chip and run Long irons Hole in One! Score a birdie Roll around on the ground laughing, Aiming for the groundsman Good break! Take a mulligan, Time to buy some new clubs 3-iron comes out, A gentle fade Score a par Out of frustration.