Golf Ipsum

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Start your backswing, take it slow. Losing your ball in the rough, Tiger Woods Score a par Score a par Run down the fairway shouting And shank it. "Get in the hole!" Get thrown off the course Mind where the divot lands! While heckling your opponent, Swing quickly, Duck hook! Taking a practise swing, Struck by lightning Visit the golf range, Begin the back nine holes, Fried egg To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

Ben Hogan Texas Wedge Tee off Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons Tearing up a scorecard Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Reading the green, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Open stance Score a par.

Texas Wedge And snap your club in half. Score an eagle And your caddie gets cross. Swing quickly, And shank it. Score a double bogey.

And getting annoyed For packing in golf For packing in golf Start your backswing, take it slow. Feeling happy now, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Making a lot of noise Score an albatross Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a double bogey.

To buy a drink for Walking over the putting green. And shank it. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. And lose your mind, Spoon Act your age and not like a pro. Score a birdie Top your tee shot, Pitch and run Pulled to the left You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Gary Player Act your age and not like a pro. Act your age and not like a pro. For packing in golf.