Golf Ipsum

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Losing your ball in the rough

And swing. A scratch golfer, Completely missed the ball, oops! Take a mulligan, A scratch golfer, That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good break! To buy a drink for "Get in the hole!" Condor Win the Green Jacket Score a bogey Score a double bogey Spoon Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops! Carrying your clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Losing your ball in the rough, Hole in One! Begin the front nine holes.

Short irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. Splash shot Your ball hits the Captain, "Get in the hole!".

To buy a drink for Plugged lie in the bunker Swear at the Captain and get banned. Carrying your clubs You got the yips Pitching Wedge Ostrich Making a lot of noise That's a big hook You skied it! Score a bogey.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Splash shot Score a double bogey For packing in golf Fried egg While heckling your opponent, Gary Player Swear at the Captain and get banned. Visit the golf range, And shank it. Jigger Completely missed the ball, oops! A gentle fade Feeling happy now, To distract your opponent Score a double bogey Fried egg.

A scratch golfer, Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs Ostrich Dancing on the practise ground. And good luck! Score a par Struck by lightning You need more lessons! Completely missed the ball, oops! Ostrich You skied it! Fried egg Looking for a new angle of attack Mashie Mind where the divot lands! Looking for a new angle of attack And good luck! For packing in golf Rub of the green Score a double bogey Jack Nicklaus Dancing on the practise ground. Carrying your clubs Feeling happy now, Tee off Pulled to the left.