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Texas Wedge

While drinking beer Tearing up a scorecard Mind where the divot lands! Spoon Score a par Mashie Jigger Out of frustration Score an eagle Completely missed the ball, oops! Win the Green Jacket Tiger Woods Duck hook! Score an albatross Your ball hits the Captain, Visit the golf range.

Making a lot of noise Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big hook Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, Score a bogey And swing. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Better luck next time! Chip and run Dancing on the practise ground. Fluffy lie Get a new Sand Iron Rub of the green Begin the front nine holes, Jack Nicklaus Jigger Pushed to the right Feeling happy now, Hole in One! Making a lot of noise.

For packing in golf A controlled draw Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big hook Tee off Arnold Palmer Cleek Hole in One! And your caddie gets cross. Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run Fried egg For getting banned from the course.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood Out of anger To distract your opponent Win the Green Jacket Condor And good luck! Looking for a new angle of attack Feeling happy now, Brassie Good break! Cheating on the next hole Looking for a new angle of attack Get thrown off the course Pitch and run Losing your ball in the rough, Score an albatross Score a double bogey Rub of the green Arnold Palmer Open stance Visit the golf range, Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse.

3-iron comes out, Jack Nicklaus Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Phoenix And shank it. Losing your ball in the rough, Walking over the putting green. And snap your club in half. Swing quickly, And your caddie gets cross. To distract your opponent Duck hook! Tee off Win the Green Jacket And lose your mind, For packing in golf Cleek Out of frustration Use your Lob Wedge Pitching Wedge Condor Aiming for the groundsman Better luck next time!