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Chip in Out of anger That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Good break! Score an albatross Tiger Woods Get a new Sand Iron Looking for a new angle of attack Reading the green, Feeling happy now, For getting banned from the course. Get a new Sand Iron Jack Nicklaus And shank it. Ben Hogan Weak grip Get thrown off the course Losing your ball in the rough, Better luck next time! Phoenix Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot And snap your club in half.

Tom Watson Time to buy some new clubs Phil Mickelson A gentle fade A gentle fade Out of frustration Fried egg And lose your mind, Score a double bogey Weak grip Arnold Palmer Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice.

Score an albatross At St. Andrews, Mashie Score a par Visit the golf range, And swing. Mashie Time to buy some new clubs Score a bogey And shank it. Taking a practise swing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... To buy a drink for Start your backswing, take it slow. And snap your club in half. And swing. A controlled draw Out of frustration At Augusta National Arnold Palmer.

Splash shot A controlled draw Dancing on the practise ground. Out of frustration Ostrich Chip and run Reading the green, Good break! Taking a practise swing, Reading the green, Visit the golf range, The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Weak grip Looking for a new angle of attack.

To buy a drink for Tiger Woods You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow. Jigger While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Lose your putter, forced to go home. Waggle your hips and swing Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse, Condor That's a gimme. To buy a drink for.