Golf Ipsum

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You skied it!

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. Waggle your hips and swing Better luck next time! That's a big hook.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the front nine holes, Brassie Duck hook! Chip and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Gary Player Fluffy lie And snap your club in half. Chip in While heckling your opponent, Score a par Out of frustration Duck hook! Tom Watson Pitching Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mind where the divot lands! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pull out your 3-wood and....

Act your age and not like a pro. Steady footwork Jigger Arnold Palmer And snap your club in half. Begin the front nine holes, For packing in golf Run down the fairway shouting Texas Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, The 19th Hole. Condor Ostrich Gary Player While drinking beer Use your Lob Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Long irons Chip and run Reading the green, Open stance Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left At the Clubhouse, Ben Hogan Ostrich And lose your mind.

Mashie Losing your ball in the rough, Cheating on the next hole Fried egg Begin the back nine holes, Win the Green Jacket Get thrown off the course Roll around on the ground laughing, Jigger Pitch and run Waggle your hips and swing Pitching Wedge Pull out your 3-wood and.... And getting annoyed Cleek And getting annoyed Short irons Short irons Pitch and run Get your 5 wood Get a new Sand Iron Niblick Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket Niblick.

Pitching Wedge Cleek A gentle fade Feeling happy now, 3-iron comes out, Gary Player The 19th Hole. Pushed to the right Tearing up a scorecard Time to buy some new clubs Open clubface Pushed to the right At St. Andrews, At Augusta National At Augusta National At St. Andrews.