Golf Ipsum

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And good luck!

Good break! Score a bogey Jigger Splash shot Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. At St. Andrews, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Losing your ball in the rough, Top your tee shot, Taking a practise swing.

You skied it! You need more lessons! Score a birdie And your caddie gets cross. Pitching Wedge Time to buy some new clubs You need more lessons!

Condor Steady footwork Good rhythm To distract your opponent Pull out the driver and.... Hit it as hard as you can Pitch and run Take a mulligan.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Mashie The 19th Hole. That's a floater. Take a mulligan, That's a gimme. Pull out the driver and.... You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer Brassie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Waggle your hips and swing Texas Wedge And swing. Pull out the driver and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! While drinking beer.

Arnold Palmer Weak grip Chip and run Hole in One! For packing in golf Out of anger Get your 5 wood Carrying your clubs Begin the back nine holes, Good break! Get thrown off the course Gary Player Lose your putter, forced to go home. Use your Lob Wedge Feeling happy now, Pushed to the right Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, The 19th Hole. Gary Player.