Golf Ipsum

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Arnold Palmer

Texas Wedge That's a gimme. Phil Mickelson Texas Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. And your caddie gets cross. Pitch and run Taking a practise swing, Rub of the green And your caddie gets cross. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mind where the divot lands! Score a par Ostrich Arnold Palmer Completely missed the ball, oops! Completely missed the ball, oops! Better luck next time!

Mashie Hit it as hard as you can Pitch and run And getting annoyed A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Start your backswing, take it slow. And shank it. Duck hook! Out of anger At St. Andrews, Using your putter to plumb-bob, "Get in the hole!".

For getting banned from the course. Chip in Pitch and run Hit it as hard as you can Good rhythm Duck hook! Out of frustration Act your age and not like a pro. Pitching Wedge 3-iron comes out, Open clubface Losing your ball in the rough, Duck hook! "Get in the hole!" Score an albatross Thinking your at Sunningdale Roll around on the ground laughing, Phil Mickelson Pull out your 3-wood and.... To buy a drink for Long irons Aiming for the groundsman Time to buy some new clubs Brassie To distract your opponent Losing your ball in the rough, Chip and run.

Feeling happy now, Good break! Pulled to the left Time to buy some new clubs The 19th Hole. Pulled to the left Phil Mickelson To distract your opponent.

Your ball hits the Captain, Walking over the putting green. The 19th Hole. While drinking beer Hole in One! You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice Using your putter to plumb-bob, Out of frustration That's a gimme. Tom Watson Pulled to the left For getting banned from the course. Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Rub of the green.