Golf Ipsum

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Waggle your hips and swing

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow. Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket "Get in the hole!" Cheating on the next hole Spoon Good break! Texas Wedge Duck hook! Ben Hogan Pulled to the left Open stance Tiger Woods Jack Nicklaus Jack Nicklaus.

While heckling your opponent, You got the yips Cleek Get thrown off the course While heckling your opponent, Hit it as hard as you can.

Time to buy some new clubs Get your 5 wood Waggle your hips and swing Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Roll around on the ground laughing, Gary Player Your ball hits the Captain, And snap your club in half. Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run A gentle fade Niblick Swear at the Captain and get banned. And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Splash shot That's a big slice Fried egg Carrying your clubs Texas Wedge And getting annoyed.

Making a lot of noise Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mashie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a gimme. And lose your mind, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Jack Nicklaus Take a mulligan, Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... A scratch golfer, Act your age and not like a pro. Hole in One! Long irons Gary Player You skied it! And lose your mind, Niblick.

Tee off Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half. Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack Get a new Sand Iron A scratch golfer, Gary Player Good break! Texas Wedge Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg That's a floater. Cheating on the next hole That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Struck by lightning And swing. Roll around on the ground laughing, Brassie Act your age and not like a pro. Score a par Mind where the divot lands! Walking over the putting green. And good luck! Visit the golf range.