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Hole in One!

Ostrich Chip and run And swing. Open clubface Tiger Woods.

Pitch and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, At St. Andrews, To buy a drink for Open clubface At the Clubhouse, And snap your club in half. You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run Hole in One! A gentle fade Pitching Wedge Score a double bogey Begin the back nine holes.

Begin the back nine holes, Carrying your clubs And lose your mind, Fluffy lie 3-iron comes out, Cheating on the next hole Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Time to buy some new clubs That's a floater. Mind where the divot lands! You deserve a mulligan. Aiming for the groundsman Texas Wedge Short irons Score an eagle Score an eagle Plugged lie in the bunker "Get in the hole!" Gary Player You need more lessons! Mashie Texas Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, Cheating on the next hole.

Ben Hogan Cleek Phil Mickelson Hole in One! While drinking beer Out of frustration.

Weak grip "Get in the hole!" 3-iron comes out, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Top your tee shot, That's a big slice While drinking beer For getting banned from the course. Use your Lob Wedge For packing in golf Tearing up a scorecard Brassie Use your Lob Wedge That's a big slice Start your backswing, take it slow. And swing.