Golf Ipsum

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Out of anger

At Augusta National A controlled draw To distract your opponent Feeling happy now, Fried egg "Get in the hole!" Rub of the green Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cleek Condor Open clubface Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker That's a floater. Arnold Palmer Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge For getting banned from the course. Long irons Looking for a new angle of attack Feeling happy now, Chip in To distract your opponent Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip in Tearing up a scorecard Open clubface Out of anger To buy a drink for Tearing up a scorecard Better luck next time!

And getting annoyed Open clubface Out of anger Waggle your hips and swing Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, Niblick Splash shot That's a floater. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a gimme.

That's a gimme. Cleek Aiming for the groundsman Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, Hit it as hard as you can.

You need more lessons! Dancing on the practise ground. Your ball hits the Captain, Tom Watson Dancing on the practise ground. Tom Watson Better luck next time! Thinking your at Sunningdale A controlled draw Texas Wedge And good luck! Cleek And lose your mind, Pitching Wedge Cleek Open stance Mind where the divot lands! Reading the green, Tom Watson Jack Nicklaus Dancing on the practise ground.