Golf Ipsum

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Arnold Palmer

Tearing up a scorecard Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for And shank it. Your ball hits the Captain, Your ball hits the Captain, Tom Watson 3-iron comes out, Get thrown off the course.

Out of anger And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Out of frustration Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You need more lessons! Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Feeling happy now.

Duck hook! Ostrich Good rhythm To distract your opponent And your caddie gets cross. Tee off Win the Green Jacket Jigger Run down the fairway shouting Cheating on the next hole Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket A scratch golfer, Roll around on the ground laughing, Walking over the putting green. Get your 5 wood You need more lessons! And snap your club in half. That's a big slice Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a par Top your tee shot, Good break! That's a big hook That's a floater. Open stance.

Splash shot Tom Watson And shank it. Jigger "Get in the hole!" For packing in golf At the Clubhouse, Begin the back nine holes, Long irons Visit the golf range, That's a gimme. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Swear at the Captain and get banned. Reading the green, Out of anger That's a gimme. To buy a drink for.

Jigger Open clubface Brassie Arnold Palmer To distract your opponent Phil Mickelson At Augusta National Score an albatross Phoenix.