Golf Ipsum

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Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker

Begin the front nine holes, Act your age and not like a pro. While heckling your opponent, You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. And snap your club in half.

Jigger Get your 5 wood Begin the front nine holes, Jigger You need more lessons! Cheating on the next hole Texas Wedge.

Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off Out of frustration Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good break! Start your backswing, take it slow. Fluffy lie Jack Nicklaus Get thrown off the course.

To distract your opponent Start your backswing, take it slow. Tearing up a scorecard Open stance And getting annoyed And getting annoyed Take a mulligan, Your ball hits the Captain, And snap your club in half.

And your caddie gets cross. Feeling happy now, That's a big hook Pitching Wedge To buy a drink for Score a par.