Golf Ipsum

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Brassie Get thrown off the course And your caddie gets cross. Hit it as hard as you can To distract your opponent That's a floater. Carrying your clubs You need more lessons! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, And getting annoyed Short irons Rub of the green Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Good rhythm Good break! Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket.

You skied it! Brassie To distract your opponent Walking over the putting green. A scratch golfer, Hit it as hard as you can Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. Visit the golf range, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You deserve a mulligan. Mashie Win the Green Jacket Looking for a new angle of attack And snap your club in half. Reading the green, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Niblick And swing. Roll around on the ground laughing, At Augusta National To buy a drink for Tiger Woods.

Score an albatross Lose your putter, forced to go home. To buy a drink for Ben Hogan Weak grip For packing in golf At the Clubhouse, Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Niblick Chip and run Feeling happy now, Weak grip "Get in the hole!" Carrying your clubs While heckling your opponent, Fried egg Chip in At St. Andrews.

And your caddie gets cross. And your caddie gets cross. Roll around on the ground laughing, Ostrich Fried egg Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting For getting banned from the course. Open stance Pretend nothing just happened and smile.