Golf Ipsum

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Score a par

While heckling your opponent, Looking for a new angle of attack Good break! Pulled to the left Mind where the divot lands! A gentle fade While heckling your opponent, Ostrich You deserve a mulligan. Phil Mickelson "Get in the hole!" Tearing up a scorecard That's a big slice Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For packing in golf That's a big slice Splash shot Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice That's a gimme. Aiming for the groundsman.

To distract your opponent Reading the green, Duck hook! Completely missed the ball, oops! Start your backswing, take it slow. Rub of the green Using your putter to plumb-bob, You need more lessons! Time to buy some new clubs Begin the front nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Cleek Pull out the driver and.... Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise Pulled to the left Using your putter to plumb-bob, At the Clubhouse, Roll around on the ground laughing, Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Aiming for the groundsman.

Texas Wedge Arnold Palmer Fried egg Open clubface Swing quickly, Win the Green Jacket Win the Green Jacket Score an eagle Better luck next time! Rub of the green Pull out the driver and.... A scratch golfer, Fried egg For packing in golf Win the Green Jacket Tee off Good break! Good rhythm Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pitch and run.

Pulled to the left Out of anger Phil Mickelson Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Win the Green Jacket Tee off Carrying your clubs That's a big slice A scratch golfer, Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack.

Score a birdie Spoon Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting "Get in the hole!".