Golf Ipsum

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Chip in That's a big slice Pitch and run Pitching Wedge Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tom Watson Feeling happy now, Carrying your clubs A scratch golfer, Losing your ball in the rough, And getting annoyed Mind where the divot lands! Condor Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

You deserve a mulligan. Score an eagle Splash shot Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Texas Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Struck by lightning Struck by lightning Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Plugged lie in the bunker Mashie Weak grip.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Open clubface That's a floater. Ostrich Score a bogey Tom Watson Get a new Sand Iron Rub of the green Pitch and run Swing quickly, That's a big slice Swing quickly, 3-iron comes out, Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, Losing your ball in the rough, Rub of the green Begin the front nine holes, A controlled draw Phil Mickelson Thinking your at Sunningdale Rub of the green Open stance.

At Augusta National You got the yips Act your age and not like a pro. And shank it. Your ball hits the Captain, Feeling happy now, Score a double bogey Carrying your clubs And getting annoyed.

Take a mulligan, To distract your opponent While drinking beer Score an eagle That's a big slice Open clubface You need more lessons! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Good rhythm Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fried egg Duck hook! Weak grip Good rhythm Texas Wedge Hole in One! And good luck! Open stance Pitch and run Pull out the driver and.... Condor Oops, your ball is in the bunker.