Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

Score a double bogey Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Cleek Jack Nicklaus Losing your ball in the rough, Get your 5 wood Swing quickly, While drinking beer Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a double bogey Out of frustration Pull out the driver and.... Pull out the driver and.... To buy a drink for.

For getting banned from the course. Cheating on the next hole And snap your club in half. Brassie Chip in Jigger Tearing up a scorecard And shank it. Niblick Mind where the divot lands! Spoon Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Lose your putter, forced to go home. And swing. At St. Andrews, Pulled to the left Chip in Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Walking over the putting green. Ben Hogan For getting banned from the course. And good luck! Making a lot of noise Good break! For getting banned from the course. Completely missed the ball, oops!

Thinking your at Sunningdale You skied it! Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Tearing up a scorecard Losing your ball in the rough, Better luck next time! Score a par That's a gimme. Better luck next time! Arnold Palmer Phil Mickelson Visit the golf range, Condor Out of anger Looking for a new angle of attack A gentle fade At St. Andrews, While heckling your opponent, You got the yips You skied it! Get thrown off the course Making a lot of noise Phoenix.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a double bogey Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National Long irons While heckling your opponent, You need more lessons! That's a gimme. Using your putter to plumb-bob, And lose your mind, And swing. Tee off Get thrown off the course Struck by lightning Act your age and not like a pro. Looking for a new angle of attack.