Golf Ipsum

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Looking for a new angle of attack

Niblick While heckling your opponent, While heckling your opponent, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a birdie Take a mulligan, Hit it as hard as you can Swing quickly, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Chip and run Spoon To buy a drink for Get a new Sand Iron Score a bogey And good luck! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Start your backswing, take it slow. Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, And good luck! Run down the fairway shouting Top your tee shot, Begin the front nine holes, Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

Fluffy lie That's a gimme. Spoon Shouting Fore as loud as you can. The 19th Hole. Arnold Palmer At St. Andrews, Condor.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Splash shot And shank it. Swing quickly, Out of anger Good break! Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. Good break! You got the yips Jigger Taking a practise swing, While drinking beer And shank it. You got the yips Chip in A scratch golfer.

You skied it! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get a new Sand Iron 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Steady footwork Good rhythm.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a double bogey And good luck! Steady footwork Time to buy some new clubs For getting banned from the course. Top your tee shot, Weak grip Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Brassie Visit the golf range, You got the yips Waggle your hips and swing Hit it as hard as you can.