Golf Ipsum

Good break!

"Get in the hole!" Score a birdie Phil Mickelson And good luck! Take a mulligan, And getting annoyed And shank it. Pushed to the right Fried egg Arnold Palmer At St. Andrews, 3-iron comes out, Good break! Splash shot Out of anger Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out, Out of frustration Short irons Pulled to the left Mind where the divot lands! The 19th Hole. You got the yips.

Visit the golf range, Better luck next time! The 19th Hole. Run down the fairway shouting Get thrown off the course That's a gimme. Chip and run Top your tee shot, Hole in One! 3-iron comes out, Swing quickly, Spoon Score a par 3-iron comes out, Losing your ball in the rough, Fried egg Condor Cheating on the next hole Visit the golf range, Ben Hogan Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tearing up a scorecard A gentle fade.

Arnold Palmer Niblick Good rhythm Time to buy some new clubs Hit it as hard as you can Top your tee shot, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of anger Good rhythm Cleek Hit it as hard as you can Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, 3-iron comes out, At the Clubhouse, At St. Andrews, Cleek Get a new Sand Iron Swing quickly, Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting Begin the back nine holes, You got the yips.

Tearing up a scorecard Out of frustration Pitch and run Taking a practise swing, Tearing up a scorecard For packing in golf Roll around on the ground laughing, The 19th Hole.

Pitching Wedge Score a bogey At the Clubhouse, Steady footwork Texas Wedge You skied it! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pitch and run Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Texas Wedge To distract your opponent Plugged lie in the bunker.