Golf Ipsum
Run down the fairway shouting
Ben Hogan Chip in Aiming for the groundsman Jigger While heckling your opponent, Condor Pitch and run You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer Score a bogey Gary Player You deserve a mulligan. Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly, Dancing on the practise ground. For packing in golf 3-iron comes out.
3-iron comes out, Tee off That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack At St. Andrews, Score a bogey Phil Mickelson Losing your ball in the rough, Thinking your at Sunningdale Ben Hogan Looking for a new angle of attack Score an albatross Good break! Score a birdie You deserve a mulligan. Texas Wedge Niblick.
Aiming for the groundsman That's a gimme. At Augusta National Ben Hogan Score a par That's a big slice At the Clubhouse, Fried egg For packing in golf Visit the golf range, Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly, Feeling happy now, Score a par Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Tee off Niblick Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phil Mickelson Phoenix That's a big hook And snap your club in half. For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right You skied it! Looking for a new angle of attack.
A controlled draw Condor Time to buy some new clubs Making a lot of noise Thinking your at Sunningdale And your caddie gets cross. To distract your opponent That's a big hook And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise Score a double bogey Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left Score a par Run down the fairway shouting Spoon Feeling happy now, Losing your ball in the rough, Better luck next time!
Jigger Feeling happy now, At the Clubhouse, Start your backswing, take it slow. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pitching Wedge Walking over the putting green. Spoon Swear at the Captain and get banned. Looking for a new angle of attack Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance Phil Mickelson Chip in Begin the front nine holes, And snap your club in half. Completely missed the ball, oops! Losing your ball in the rough, Rub of the green Pitching Wedge Hole in One! That's a big hook Score an eagle Cheating on the next hole To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned.