Golf Ipsum

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Weak grip

Chip and run Short irons That's a gimme. Score a par Pitching Wedge Long irons Hit it as hard as you can Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson Start your backswing, take it slow. Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, You skied it! Score a double bogey.

Spoon You got the yips Pitching Wedge To distract your opponent Thinking your at Sunningdale Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pitch and run Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get a new Sand Iron.

Out of frustration Chip and run Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Time to buy some new clubs Take a mulligan, Struck by lightning To buy a drink for Fluffy lie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ostrich Begin the front nine holes, Condor Tiger Woods Struck by lightning Score a birdie Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Waggle your hips and swing Score an eagle Steady footwork.

Reading the green, Begin the back nine holes, "Get in the hole!" Looking for a new angle of attack Tee off To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, Tearing up a scorecard Phoenix "Get in the hole!" Begin the back nine holes, Fried egg Lose your putter, forced to go home. At the Clubhouse, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. While heckling your opponent, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Visit the golf range.

Struck by lightning And good luck! And swing. Begin the front nine holes, Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Top your tee shot, Walking over the putting green. Phoenix Visit the golf range, Take a mulligan, Visit the golf range, At Augusta National Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an albatross For getting banned from the course. "Get in the hole!" Jigger Hole in One! Arnold Palmer Mind where the divot lands! Score an eagle Splash shot.