Golf Ipsum

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Walking over the putting green

Gary Player Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Short irons That's a gimme. Brassie Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, "Get in the hole!" Short irons That's a gimme. Out of anger Swing quickly, Take a mulligan, Dancing on the practise ground. Pull out the driver and.... Tom Watson And getting annoyed Jack Nicklaus.

That's a big hook Jack Nicklaus Get your 5 wood Completely missed the ball, oops! Long irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan.

Steady footwork To distract your opponent Thinking your at Sunningdale Brassie And swing. Plugged lie in the bunker That's a gimme. And swing.

You skied it! Niblick And lose your mind, Tiger Woods Ostrich.

A scratch golfer, To distract your opponent And swing. A scratch golfer, And swing. Pushed to the right Short irons Mashie Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman.