Golf Ipsum

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That's a big hook

Condor Swing quickly, To distract your opponent A gentle fade You skied it! Taking a practise swing, Thinking your at Sunningdale And snap your club in half.

Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, To distract your opponent Jack Nicklaus Losing your ball in the rough, And getting annoyed You need more lessons! Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. Pushed to the right Arnold Palmer Niblick.

Spoon Short irons Duck hook! Pitch and run And lose your mind, Use your Lob Wedge Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman Score a birdie Weak grip Begin the back nine holes, Feeling happy now, At Augusta National And shank it. Walking over the putting green.

3-iron comes out, Short irons Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While drinking beer Hit it as hard as you can Fried egg Steady footwork Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge Score an albatross Begin the front nine holes, Completely missed the ball, oops! You need more lessons! Rub of the green Walking over the putting green. And snap your club in half. Get your 5 wood Open clubface And good luck! Score an albatross Ostrich Your ball hits the Captain, A controlled draw And snap your club in half.

Out of anger Begin the front nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. To buy a drink for The 19th Hole. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And getting annoyed Spoon Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a bogey Cleek Long irons Swing quickly, Fluffy lie While heckling your opponent, Score a birdie And good luck! Struck by lightning Score a double bogey Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Gary Player Get thrown off the course Score a par Steady footwork.