Golf Ipsum

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And snap your club in half

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Struck by lightning Gary Player Tiger Woods Pulled to the left And lose your mind, Open clubface Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pitch and run Steady footwork Aiming for the groundsman A scratch golfer, You need more lessons! Making a lot of noise Visit the golf range, Out of frustration Get thrown off the course Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Act your age and not like a pro. Get your 5 wood.

Dancing on the practise ground. Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer Fried egg Steady footwork Texas Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big hook Arnold Palmer For getting banned from the course. To buy a drink for Condor And getting annoyed While drinking beer.

That's a gimme. Score a par The 19th Hole. Phil Mickelson At the Clubhouse, Roll around on the ground laughing, Pushed to the right That's a gimme. Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, "Get in the hole!" The 19th Hole. Short irons Pitching Wedge And shank it. Win the Green Jacket Cleek And good luck! Arnold Palmer Pushed to the right Gary Player Score a double bogey Score an albatross A gentle fade.

Open clubface Mashie To distract your opponent Carrying your clubs Get your 5 wood Rub of the green And lose your mind, Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the back nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, Open stance Arnold Palmer Out of frustration Win the Green Jacket.

Cheating on the next hole Pitch and run That's a big hook Splash shot Start your backswing, take it slow. At Augusta National Begin the back nine holes, Score a double bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Start your backswing, take it slow. Struck by lightning.