Golf Ipsum

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Fluffy lie

Dancing on the practise ground. And shank it. Ben Hogan Completely missed the ball, oops! Good break! And good luck!

Act your age and not like a pro. Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big hook Tee off Weak grip Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right Good break! Tom Watson Rub of the green You deserve a mulligan. "Get in the hole!" That's a big hook Run down the fairway shouting Pitching Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops!

Act your age and not like a pro. Score an eagle Good rhythm Splash shot Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! Pitching Wedge Tee off Out of anger Score a birdie Phil Mickelson Get a new Sand Iron Reading the green, Swing quickly, You got the yips Pitch and run.

Steady footwork Walking over the putting green. And lose your mind, While heckling your opponent, Gary Player Score a par Pull out the driver and.... That's a floater. Feeling happy now, And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open clubface Struck by lightning Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of frustration To distract your opponent Score a double bogey Fluffy lie You got the yips Roll around on the ground laughing, A gentle fade Take a mulligan, Top your tee shot, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge Long irons Time to buy some new clubs Take a mulligan, Score a double bogey Pulled to the left Take a mulligan, And swing.