Golf Ipsum

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Begin the front nine holes

Ben Hogan Tee off 3-iron comes out, Cheating on the next hole Visit the golf range, Thinking your at Sunningdale Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. Better luck next time! And lose your mind, Score a birdie Time to buy some new clubs Dancing on the practise ground. Pitching Wedge Top your tee shot.

Swing quickly, Open stance And getting annoyed Splash shot Open clubface Struck by lightning Chip in To distract your opponent Aiming for the groundsman And shank it. Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing Mind where the divot lands! And your caddie gets cross. Rub of the green And snap your club in half. And shank it. Time to buy some new clubs Begin the back nine holes, Tearing up a scorecard Out of frustration.

Waggle your hips and swing Good rhythm Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Good break! Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! You got the yips Jigger Taking a practise swing, Chip in Ben Hogan Reading the green, Steady footwork Spoon Dancing on the practise ground. Condor That's a floater. Get thrown off the course 3-iron comes out, Aiming for the groundsman.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Take a mulligan, To buy a drink for That's a gimme. Mind where the divot lands! At Augusta National Condor Fried egg Tom Watson Ostrich For getting banned from the course. Pulled to the left You skied it! Aiming for the groundsman Texas Wedge.

Jigger Long irons And good luck! Score a bogey Condor To distract your opponent Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitch and run Cleek Mashie Jigger Dancing on the practise ground. At the Clubhouse, Score a birdie Good rhythm And getting annoyed Oops, your ball is in the bunker.