Golf Ipsum

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And getting annoyed

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And snap your club in half. Win the Green Jacket Swing quickly, Reading the green, Use your Lob Wedge.

Rub of the green Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" Aiming for the groundsman Score an albatross That's a big hook Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a bogey Pitching Wedge Visit the golf range, Fried egg Begin the front nine holes, Open clubface Pitch and run Start your backswing, take it slow. 3-iron comes out, Jack Nicklaus That's a big slice Time to buy some new clubs Ben Hogan Run down the fairway shouting And shank it. Pull out the driver and.... Cheating on the next hole Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Time to buy some new clubs For getting banned from the course. Duck hook! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip in Get a new Sand Iron Mashie Tee off At Augusta National Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tom Watson A scratch golfer, Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow. Score an albatross Out of anger Take a mulligan, At St. Andrews, Taking a practise swing, Take a mulligan, Get thrown off the course Better luck next time! Out of anger For getting banned from the course. Making a lot of noise Reading the green.

And your caddie gets cross. Get thrown off the course Carrying your clubs And getting annoyed Fried egg Good rhythm Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To buy a drink for Texas Wedge And getting annoyed Start your backswing, take it slow. The 19th Hole. At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, Pushed to the right Tom Watson Spoon Thinking your at Sunningdale Looking for a new angle of attack Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Rub of the green Fluffy lie.

Get thrown off the course While heckling your opponent, Spoon Cleek Tiger Woods 3-iron comes out, Spoon.