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Phil Mickelson

Making a lot of noise Score a birdie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Get thrown off the course Gary Player Aiming for the groundsman Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Duck hook! Phil Mickelson Mashie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Feeling happy now, Long irons Plugged lie in the bunker For packing in golf Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Pulled to the left You got the yips Hole in One! Long irons While heckling your opponent, Hit it as hard as you can.

Taking a practise swing, You need more lessons! Score a birdie Carrying your clubs Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip in Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Pitching Wedge Spoon.

That's a big slice Duck hook! Top your tee shot, Good rhythm Cleek You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow. Begin the front nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing Run down the fairway shouting Phil Mickelson And shank it. Cheating on the next hole Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. Begin the front nine holes, Long irons.

Get your 5 wood Begin the back nine holes, Spoon Jack Nicklaus Struck by lightning Chip in Walking over the putting green. Open clubface Good break! A controlled draw Reading the green, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Walking over the putting green.

Get your 5 wood And shank it. Pulled to the left While heckling your opponent, And lose your mind, Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Tearing up a scorecard Looking for a new angle of attack Cleek Use your Lob Wedge Win the Green Jacket And good luck! Feeling happy now, You got the yips Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Visit the golf range, Run down the fairway shouting A scratch golfer, A scratch golfer, Brassie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And getting annoyed.