Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run

And shank it. Top your tee shot, Steady footwork At Augusta National Time to buy some new clubs Gary Player Chip and run Making a lot of noise Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a par Making a lot of noise Begin the front nine holes, At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Get your 5 wood Texas Wedge Spoon For packing in golf Take a mulligan, Out of anger Good break! Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Begin the back nine holes, Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, Fried egg Visit the golf range, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack Mind where the divot lands! At the Clubhouse, Ben Hogan Use your Lob Wedge Pull out the driver and.... That's a floater. Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Losing your ball in the rough.

Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pulled to the left Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While heckling your opponent, Phoenix While heckling your opponent, And getting annoyed That's a big slice That's a floater. Looking for a new angle of attack And good luck! To buy a drink for That's a floater. Score a par You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger Jigger Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Score a bogey The 19th Hole. And swing. Spoon Pitch and run Texas Wedge To buy a drink for.

Get your 5 wood Waggle your hips and swing While drinking beer Niblick Phoenix Use your Lob Wedge A gentle fade Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the back nine holes, Run down the fairway shouting Walking over the putting green. Duck hook! Win the Green Jacket.

That's a big hook Long irons Tom Watson Long irons Phil Mickelson A scratch golfer, Walking over the putting green. Texas Wedge And good luck! Pulled to the left Jigger Making a lot of noise And good luck! Carrying your clubs You got the yips Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting Aiming for the groundsman Get a new Sand Iron That's a big hook You deserve a mulligan. You deserve a mulligan. Good rhythm Open stance Pitch and run.