Golf Ipsum

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Get your 5 wood

Fluffy lie To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned. While heckling your opponent, Making a lot of noise Steady footwork.

Score a double bogey Score a double bogey 3-iron comes out, Tee off Tearing up a scorecard Phoenix A scratch golfer, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Plugged lie in the bunker "Get in the hole!" That's a big slice Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Mind where the divot lands! For packing in golf Mashie You need more lessons! Cheating on the next hole Pitch and run A scratch golfer.

Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross Long irons You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Using your putter to plumb-bob, And lose your mind, Better luck next time! Score a bogey Score an eagle Brassie That's a gimme.

Hit it as hard as you can A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker Rub of the green Swing quickly.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mind where the divot lands! A gentle fade Condor Carrying your clubs Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. Open stance Tom Watson Act your age and not like a pro. That's a gimme. Score a par Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole That's a gimme. Act your age and not like a pro. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.