Golf Ipsum

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Visit the golf range, Mashie Get your 5 wood Spoon Cheating on the next hole And snap your club in half. For packing in golf.

Roll around on the ground laughing, And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Ostrich Pulled to the left Lose your putter, forced to go home. Feeling happy now, Ostrich Texas Wedge.

While heckling your opponent, At St. Andrews, Rub of the green Get thrown off the course Dancing on the practise ground. And lose your mind, Score an albatross Mashie Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Carrying your clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a big slice Mashie Pitch and run Fried egg And lose your mind, Gary Player Arnold Palmer That's a floater. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker 3-iron comes out, Roll around on the ground laughing.

Your ball hits the Captain, Chip and run A gentle fade Jigger And snap your club in half. You got the yips Mashie Condor Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And shank it. Pitch and run That's a big hook Time to buy some new clubs Tom Watson Out of frustration To distract your opponent Pushed to the right Tiger Woods Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned.

And shank it. Time to buy some new clubs And good luck! Pushed to the right Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Swing quickly, Chip and run Win the Green Jacket Long irons Duck hook! Long irons Pitching Wedge Better luck next time! At St. Andrews, Pitching Wedge Hit it as hard as you can Open stance Pushed to the right.