Golf Ipsum
Oops, your ball is in the bunker
3-iron comes out, Feeling happy now, Condor Pull out your 3-wood and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. You skied it! Short irons And shank it. Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey Use your Lob Wedge Long irons Feeling happy now, Texas Wedge Get your 5 wood Texas Wedge That's a gimme. You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting 3-iron comes out, Phoenix Tearing up a scorecard Score a par You got the yips Jack Nicklaus Duck hook! Score a double bogey.
Chip and run Your ball hits the Captain, Phoenix Duck hook! Using your putter to plumb-bob, At the Clubhouse, Hit it as hard as you can Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Begin the back nine holes, Arnold Palmer That's a big hook Arnold Palmer.
At Augusta National Fluffy lie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Run down the fairway shouting Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an eagle Out of anger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Open clubface Thinking your at Sunningdale Aiming for the groundsman Out of frustration.
Thinking your at Sunningdale At the Clubhouse, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack Making a lot of noise A gentle fade Mashie Arnold Palmer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. A gentle fade Taking a practise swing, You got the yips While drinking beer Jigger Rub of the green Fried egg Phil Mickelson Score an eagle Good break! Aiming for the groundsman Taking a practise swing, Chip and run Use your Lob Wedge Use your Lob Wedge.
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! While drinking beer Brassie For packing in golf That's a floater. For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Duck hook! Time to buy some new clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a big slice Act your age and not like a pro. Taking a practise swing, Chip in Aiming for the groundsman Get thrown off the course Begin the back nine holes, Gary Player Take a mulligan, Act your age and not like a pro. Weak grip You need more lessons! Hit it as hard as you can Pushed to the right For packing in golf Pushed to the right.