Golf Ipsum

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Fluffy lie

Waggle your hips and swing Condor Phoenix Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Long irons You skied it! Out of frustration Tee off Walking over the putting green. Cheating on the next hole Taking a practise swing, Tom Watson Win the Green Jacket.

Mind where the divot lands! Cleek Score a par Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack.

Get thrown off the course Pull out your 3-wood and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Time to buy some new clubs Phoenix A controlled draw Time to buy some new clubs Plugged lie in the bunker Struck by lightning Spoon A scratch golfer, Long irons Score a birdie Walking over the putting green. "Get in the hole!" "Get in the hole!" To distract your opponent.

That's a floater. Good break! That's a big hook Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Gary Player Out of frustration Taking a practise swing, Brassie Fried egg.

Chip in To buy a drink for Pull out the driver and.... Pulled to the left Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right Score a birdie Mashie.