Golf Ipsum

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Jigger

Cheating on the next hole Out of anger Cheating on the next hole Long irons Begin the back nine holes, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run Struck by lightning A scratch golfer, Brassie You got the yips For packing in golf The 19th Hole. Score a bogey Visit the golf range, Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Your ball hits the Captain, Long irons Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pushed to the right Ostrich Chip and run While drinking beer That's a big hook Cheating on the next hole Rub of the green Mind where the divot lands! Duck hook!

Score an albatross Chip and run To buy a drink for Short irons Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Out of frustration You deserve a mulligan. At Augusta National Long irons Time to buy some new clubs You deserve a mulligan. At the Clubhouse, Good rhythm Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pitching Wedge That's a big hook Use your Lob Wedge.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. 3-iron comes out, Roll around on the ground laughing, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a gimme. Out of frustration To distract your opponent Take a mulligan.

Taking a practise swing, Pull out the driver and.... Losing your ball in the rough, Arnold Palmer At the Clubhouse, Fried egg A controlled draw Texas Wedge Weak grip Texas Wedge To buy a drink for "Get in the hole!" To distract your opponent Swing quickly, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Weak grip And snap your club in half. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get thrown off the course Walking over the putting green. Jigger Score a birdie Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey And shank it. Top your tee shot, Mashie Phil Mickelson.