Golf Ipsum

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Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Duck hook! Pushed to the right Good break! Tearing up a scorecard Using your putter to plumb-bob, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For packing in golf Out of frustration You got the yips Feeling happy now, Duck hook! Steady footwork Walking over the putting green. And your caddie gets cross. Phoenix Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Pulled to the left Tiger Woods Your ball hits the Captain.

Rub of the green You skied it! And getting annoyed Ostrich Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Tiger Woods Pushed to the right Tearing up a scorecard Spoon The 19th Hole. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tee off Ostrich Hole in One! Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket Swear at the Captain and get banned. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Time to buy some new clubs Texas Wedge Score a bogey Get your 5 wood The 19th Hole. Hole in One! Swing quickly, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Gary Player.

Cleek Cheating on the next hole Good break! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Jack Nicklaus Making a lot of noise That's a floater. Begin the back nine holes, Score a double bogey Win the Green Jacket Waggle your hips and swing Carrying your clubs Chip in Fried egg Get thrown off the course Reading the green, Get thrown off the course Out of frustration A controlled draw Good break! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips For packing in golf.

Dancing on the practise ground. Open clubface 3-iron comes out, Jack Nicklaus Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Open clubface Start your backswing, take it slow. Tearing up a scorecard Making a lot of noise "Get in the hole!" At Augusta National Cheating on the next hole For getting banned from the course.

Condor And snap your club in half. Act your age and not like a pro. Time to buy some new clubs Good break! Tee off You skied it! Good rhythm Using your putter to plumb-bob.