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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste

You deserve a mulligan. Niblick Ben Hogan That's a big slice Tom Watson Losing your ball in the rough, Take a mulligan, Texas Wedge Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mashie Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... 3-iron comes out, Tee off Fried egg Steady footwork Roll around on the ground laughing, Tom Watson Rub of the green Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big hook Hole in One! Begin the front nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. Spoon Your ball hits the Captain, Making a lot of noise Pushed to the right Plugged lie in the bunker.

Your ball hits the Captain, Tee off Long irons Time to buy some new clubs Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Brassie Fried egg Reading the green, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Gary Player Act your age and not like a pro. Pitch and run Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration Chip in Score an albatross Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You deserve a mulligan. Win the Green Jacket Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Score an albatross Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pitch and run Tom Watson Fried egg Time to buy some new clubs.

And your caddie gets cross. That's a floater. At St. Andrews, Plugged lie in the bunker 3-iron comes out, Aiming for the groundsman Get your 5 wood Good break! You got the yips Score a par Phil Mickelson Phil Mickelson Long irons Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! Steady footwork Chip in Niblick Begin the back nine holes, Steady footwork Jigger Waggle your hips and swing Losing your ball in the rough, Tiger Woods.

Mashie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Rub of the green Act your age and not like a pro. Act your age and not like a pro. And swing. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Fluffy lie Pulled to the left Visit the golf range, Long irons Score a par Mind where the divot lands! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cleek Brassie Losing your ball in the rough, Pulled to the left Struck by lightning Duck hook! While drinking beer Score a double bogey Feeling happy now, The 19th Hole.