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Short irons

Get thrown off the course Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice Fried egg A controlled draw Score an albatross And lose your mind, Aiming for the groundsman Waggle your hips and swing That's a big slice Better luck next time! A scratch golfer, Looking for a new angle of attack Chip in Score a bogey And snap your club in half. Act your age and not like a pro. Get thrown off the course And swing. Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods That's a big hook Texas Wedge And swing.

Win the Green Jacket Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Visit the golf range, Score an albatross Top your tee shot, A scratch golfer.

Waggle your hips and swing Swing quickly, Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly, A controlled draw Tom Watson Score an albatross.

Short irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... And shank it. Arnold Palmer Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and.... Long irons Lose your putter, forced to go home. Walking over the putting green. Carrying your clubs Score an eagle.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big slice Jack Nicklaus While heckling your opponent, Thinking your at Sunningdale Spoon Tee off Pushed to the right Good rhythm For getting banned from the course. Get your 5 wood Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip Reading the green, Pushed to the right While heckling your opponent, And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. Reading the green, And getting annoyed Time to buy some new clubs And lose your mind, At Augusta National Top your tee shot, "Get in the hole!" Walking over the putting green.