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To distract your opponent And good luck! Chip in Lose your putter, forced to go home. Fluffy lie At Augusta National Your ball hits the Captain, Dancing on the practise ground. For packing in golf Fluffy lie Score a bogey You deserve a mulligan. Dancing on the practise ground. While heckling your opponent, For packing in golf Out of frustration To distract your opponent Condor Losing your ball in the rough, Mind where the divot lands! Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood Open stance Pretend nothing just happened and smile. For getting banned from the course. Open stance.
At Augusta National Texas Wedge Tiger Woods Swear at the Captain and get banned. To distract your opponent Mashie Tearing up a scorecard To buy a drink for Run down the fairway shouting Pitch and run Looking for a new angle of attack To distract your opponent While drinking beer For getting banned from the course. Tiger Woods Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed Tiger Woods Swear at the Captain and get banned. Plugged lie in the bunker Out of frustration While heckling your opponent.
At Augusta National Texas Wedge Aiming for the groundsman You need more lessons! And swing. A gentle fade Score a bogey At Augusta National Jigger Hole in One! Aiming for the groundsman Reading the green, Splash shot Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. Plugged lie in the bunker Tiger Woods Top your tee shot, Looking for a new angle of attack Cleek Hole in One! You skied it! Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Ben Hogan Tom Watson And shank it.
Tearing up a scorecard A controlled draw Tee off To buy a drink for Score an albatross Mashie A gentle fade Run down the fairway shouting Struck by lightning Making a lot of noise Start your backswing, take it slow. Take a mulligan, At Augusta National Chip in Win the Green Jacket Tom Watson Top your tee shot, A scratch golfer, Phoenix While drinking beer.
Roll around on the ground laughing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phil Mickelson Get your 5 wood Jigger And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, And getting annoyed Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Mashie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Reading the green, Score a birdie Begin the back nine holes, Out of anger 3-iron comes out, A gentle fade.