Golf Ipsum

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Take a mulligan

Steady footwork Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Completely missed the ball, oops! Start your backswing, take it slow. Long irons Hit it as hard as you can Condor.

That's a big slice Get your 5 wood Pull out your 3-wood and.... Arnold Palmer You got the yips Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a gimme. Fluffy lie Pull out your 3-wood and.... For getting banned from the course. Good rhythm That's a big slice Aiming for the groundsman Score a par Swear at the Captain and get banned. 3-iron comes out, Walking over the putting green. Tiger Woods Ben Hogan Looking for a new angle of attack Tom Watson.

Carrying your clubs Walking over the putting green. That's a gimme. Short irons Losing your ball in the rough, Feeling happy now.

Jigger For packing in golf Long irons Spoon Win the Green Jacket Score a double bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron The 19th Hole. Mind where the divot lands! A scratch golfer, And swing. Pitching Wedge Swing quickly, That's a big slice Top your tee shot, Win the Green Jacket Pitch and run Fried egg You deserve a mulligan. And your caddie gets cross.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Act your age and not like a pro. Jigger Score a bogey Open clubface Brassie Fluffy lie Get your 5 wood Roll around on the ground laughing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score an eagle For packing in golf Good rhythm Get your 5 wood For packing in golf Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan.