Golf Ipsum
A gentle fade
Open clubface At the Clubhouse, Begin the back nine holes, That's a big hook Pull out the driver and....
Brassie Thinking your at Sunningdale Top your tee shot, Spoon Pushed to the right Hit it as hard as you can Score a par.
Waggle your hips and swing And getting annoyed Pitch and run And lose your mind, Swing quickly, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Jigger That's a big hook To buy a drink for Brassie Mind where the divot lands!
You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw And swing. Win the Green Jacket For getting banned from the course. For packing in golf Jigger Jack Nicklaus Ostrich Cheating on the next hole Brassie Taking a practise swing, Cheating on the next hole Good break! A scratch golfer, To distract your opponent Weak grip Plugged lie in the bunker Score an albatross.
Open clubface Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Run down the fairway shouting While heckling your opponent, Your ball hits the Captain, And getting annoyed A scratch golfer, Open clubface And your caddie gets cross. Score an albatross Dancing on the practise ground. For getting banned from the course. Gary Player For getting banned from the course. That's a big hook Feeling happy now, Chip and run Pitching Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Your ball hits the Captain, Looking for a new angle of attack And getting annoyed Niblick Tiger Woods Fried egg Start your backswing, take it slow. Brassie Open clubface Swear at the Captain and get banned.