Golf Ipsum
Carrying your clubs
Out of frustration Score an eagle Duck hook! Rub of the green Waggle your hips and swing Score an eagle Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack Short irons Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an albatross Plugged lie in the bunker You deserve a mulligan. Fluffy lie You deserve a mulligan. Weak grip Visit the golf range.
Completely missed the ball, oops! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And snap your club in half. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Take a mulligan, Texas Wedge Good rhythm Top your tee shot, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitch and run Good rhythm Out of anger Cheating on the next hole While drinking beer You need more lessons! Time to buy some new clubs Ben Hogan.
A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Taking a practise swing, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Time to buy some new clubs Dancing on the practise ground. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Making a lot of noise Long irons Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a big hook Pull out the driver and.... Chip in That's a gimme. While heckling your opponent, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Texas Wedge Pushed to the right And swing. Ostrich Win the Green Jacket Mind where the divot lands! At St. Andrews.
And lose your mind, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a bogey And good luck! Ostrich Taking a practise swing, You got the yips Good break! Get your 5 wood Start your backswing, take it slow. Fluffy lie That's a big slice Phil Mickelson Pull out the driver and.... Score a double bogey Run down the fairway shouting You need more lessons! Open clubface Better luck next time! Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes, And getting annoyed The 19th Hole. Spoon You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. You got the yips.
Hit it as hard as you can Texas Wedge That's a big hook Time to buy some new clubs And your caddie gets cross. For packing in golf Struck by lightning While heckling your opponent.