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Golf Ipsum

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That's a big hook Texas Wedge That's a big hook Score a par Score a double bogey Top your tee shot, And lose your mind, Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National That's a gimme. At St. Andrews, Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, To distract your opponent Begin the back nine holes, Gary Player Short irons Pull out the driver and.... And shank it. Arnold Palmer.

Chip in Splash shot Hole in One! Jack Nicklaus Gary Player.

Score a bogey Splash shot And your caddie gets cross. You skied it! Splash shot Chip and run Swing quickly, Tiger Woods And getting annoyed Phoenix Score an albatross Tearing up a scorecard At Augusta National Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips And good luck! Fluffy lie Ostrich Dancing on the practise ground. Rub of the green.

Open stance And snap your club in half. A controlled draw Mind where the divot lands! Making a lot of noise You deserve a mulligan. While drinking beer Niblick Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pitching Wedge Run down the fairway shouting Pushed to the right Cleek.

Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Arnold Palmer Taking a practise swing, Good rhythm Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Use your Lob Wedge Score an albatross Aiming for the groundsman Lose your putter, forced to go home. Mashie While drinking beer Pulled to the left That's a big slice For getting banned from the course. Fluffy lie Swing quickly, And shank it.