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Golf Ipsum

Cleek

Losing your ball in the rough, You need more lessons! And your caddie gets cross. That's a big hook Top your tee shot, Score a birdie Score a par And swing. Arnold Palmer Get a new Sand Iron Use your Lob Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tee off Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Score a par Score an albatross Rub of the green Fluffy lie Weak grip That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. And snap your club in half. Chip and run For getting banned from the course. A controlled draw And your caddie gets cross. Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Score an albatross And swing. Start your backswing, take it slow. At the Clubhouse, Jack Nicklaus Pushed to the right For getting banned from the course. Steady footwork You need more lessons! Pitching Wedge Time to buy some new clubs And good luck! Long irons A scratch golfer, Good rhythm And swing. Out of frustration Jigger Score an eagle You deserve a mulligan. Ben Hogan Mind where the divot lands!

Fluffy lie Splash shot Reading the green, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Carrying your clubs At the Clubhouse, To buy a drink for The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. To buy a drink for Score an albatross Arnold Palmer Weak grip That's a floater. Waggle your hips and swing You deserve a mulligan. Reading the green, At the Clubhouse, Better luck next time! Score a bogey Aiming for the groundsman Chip in Begin the front nine holes, Spoon Tearing up a scorecard Looking for a new angle of attack.

Good break! That's a big hook Score an albatross Walking over the putting green. 3-iron comes out, Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Fried egg Open clubface At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, Ben Hogan Chip in Take a mulligan.

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