Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

While heckling your opponent, Splash shot Act your age and not like a pro. A scratch golfer, Texas Wedge Rub of the green Brassie Steady footwork Swear at the Captain and get banned. And swing. Swear at the Captain and get banned. And your caddie gets cross. Jack Nicklaus Begin the back nine holes, And snap your club in half. Spoon Steady footwork Act your age and not like a pro. Tom Watson And shank it. That's a big hook Pitch and run Phil Mickelson.

Out of anger Brassie Roll around on the ground laughing, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Niblick Top your tee shot, Hole in One! Hole in One! Pulled to the left To distract your opponent Good rhythm That's a floater. That's a gimme. Out of frustration Get thrown off the course Cleek Looking for a new angle of attack Pitching Wedge.

Chip in And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard A scratch golfer, While heckling your opponent, Act your age and not like a pro. Pull out the driver and.... Duck hook! Ben Hogan Long irons Ostrich Steady footwork You need more lessons! Begin the front nine holes, Making a lot of noise Tiger Woods Pitch and run And good luck!

Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Steady footwork Gary Player Get a new Sand Iron Begin the front nine holes, Completely missed the ball, oops! Pushed to the right Out of anger Reading the green, Time to buy some new clubs Pulled to the left And good luck!

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Out of frustration Taking a practise swing, Feeling happy now, Cleek Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ostrich Pitch and run Fluffy lie A controlled draw.