Golf Ipsum
Duck hook!
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! A controlled draw Taking a practise swing, Score a bogey Tee off Open stance And snap your club in half. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Out of frustration The 19th Hole. You skied it! And swing. Rub of the green The 19th Hole. Visit the golf range, Weak grip At St. Andrews, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Phil Mickelson You got the yips Pitch and run Texas Wedge Duck hook! The 19th Hole.
Top your tee shot, Roll around on the ground laughing, Gary Player Top your tee shot, Cheating on the next hole Pitching Wedge Out of anger Pitch and run Duck hook! Pitching Wedge Visit the golf range, Looking for a new angle of attack Cheating on the next hole Open stance You got the yips Making a lot of noise Pulled to the left And getting annoyed 3-iron comes out, Looking for a new angle of attack Splash shot Chip and run.
Making a lot of noise Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Plugged lie in the bunker Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pulled to the left While drinking beer Get a new Sand Iron Weak grip And lose your mind, Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole Open clubface Act your age and not like a pro. Ben Hogan Waggle your hips and swing Waggle your hips and swing Cleek Brassie Completely missed the ball, oops! Pushed to the right Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Tee off Jigger Pull out the driver and....
And good luck! Use your Lob Wedge Swing quickly, Mashie For packing in golf Using your putter to plumb-bob, Good rhythm You need more lessons! Hit it as hard as you can That's a floater. Begin the back nine holes, Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer That's a floater. While heckling your opponent, Fluffy lie Chip in Dancing on the practise ground. Good rhythm Feeling happy now, You got the yips Take a mulligan, Time to buy some new clubs Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer Carrying your clubs Visit the golf range.
Texas Wedge Pitch and run And snap your club in half. Score an albatross At the Clubhouse.