Golf Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs: Include title?

Chip and run

Steady footwork Making a lot of noise While heckling your opponent, A controlled draw Good break! Tee off Chip and run Begin the front nine holes, Your ball hits the Captain, Duck hook! At the Clubhouse, At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Taking a practise swing.

A controlled draw Aiming for the groundsman Out of frustration Tom Watson Score an albatross.

Dancing on the practise ground. Pull out the driver and.... You got the yips Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While drinking beer And good luck! That's a big slice Pushed to the right Mind where the divot lands!

Jack Nicklaus Your ball hits the Captain, A gentle fade That's a gimme. Walking over the putting green. Duck hook! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. To distract your opponent Open stance.

Mashie Run down the fairway shouting Plugged lie in the bunker That's a gimme. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of frustration You deserve a mulligan.