Golf Ipsum
You skied it!
While heckling your opponent, Dancing on the practise ground. Waggle your hips and swing Completely missed the ball, oops! Top your tee shot, Cheating on the next hole Your ball hits the Captain, Feeling happy now, Mind where the divot lands! Cleek At Augusta National And getting annoyed Pull out the driver and.... Pretend nothing just happened and smile. 3-iron comes out, Plugged lie in the bunker Swing quickly, Steady footwork.
Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mind where the divot lands! That's a gimme. Score a birdie Swing quickly, Weak grip Begin the front nine holes, Open stance Brassie You deserve a mulligan. Steady footwork Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, Pulled to the left Pull out the driver and.... To buy a drink for Brassie Phil Mickelson.
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phil Mickelson Brassie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Dancing on the practise ground. Phil Mickelson Get your 5 wood Good rhythm Time to buy some new clubs "Get in the hole!" Condor Score an albatross Swing quickly, Score an albatross You need more lessons! Jigger Pull out the driver and.... Tearing up a scorecard Score an eagle You need more lessons! 3-iron comes out, Duck hook! While heckling your opponent, Fried egg To buy a drink for 3-iron comes out, Out of frustration.
Tearing up a scorecard Taking a practise swing, Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Steady footwork Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a big slice And lose your mind, Condor Tearing up a scorecard Spoon Swear at the Captain and get banned. Looking for a new angle of attack Hit it as hard as you can Visit the golf range, Texas Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Struck by lightning Arnold Palmer Rub of the green Score an eagle Chip in Rub of the green At Augusta National Cleek A scratch golfer.
Lose your putter, forced to go home. You deserve a mulligan. Taking a practise swing, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score a double bogey The 19th Hole. And snap your club in half. Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard Jigger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf Arnold Palmer.