Golf Ipsum

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Good break!

Pull out the driver and.... And snap your club in half. That's a floater. Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a floater. And swing. Long irons Reading the green, Using your putter to plumb-bob, You skied it! Pitch and run That's a gimme. Begin the front nine holes, Aiming for the groundsman Good break! "Get in the hole!".

Tee off Splash shot Good rhythm While heckling your opponent, For packing in golf Rub of the green Get a new Sand Iron And lose your mind, Get a new Sand Iron Tee off Get a new Sand Iron Better luck next time! Hole in One! Splash shot Condor Out of frustration Swing quickly, Jack Nicklaus Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. Get your 5 wood Gary Player Jigger Mashie Out of anger.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Looking for a new angle of attack Tiger Woods Take a mulligan, Mashie Pull out the driver and.... Chip and run And getting annoyed Chip in Open stance Out of anger Cleek Better luck next time! Score an albatross You need more lessons! Niblick Pitch and run That's a gimme. Arnold Palmer That's a gimme. Win the Green Jacket Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning Carrying your clubs Chip in.

Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! Better luck next time! Score an eagle You skied it! Completely missed the ball, oops! Open stance Lose your putter, forced to go home. Feeling happy now.

Jigger For packing in golf Chip and run At the Clubhouse, A scratch golfer, 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Brassie Jack Nicklaus Out of anger And getting annoyed And snap your club in half. You deserve a mulligan. Hit it as hard as you can Condor Pitching Wedge Making a lot of noise A scratch golfer, Chip and run Texas Wedge.