Golf Ipsum

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Tom Watson

And your caddie gets cross. "Get in the hole!" Arnold Palmer Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs Score an albatross Aiming for the groundsman Phoenix Score a birdie Hole in One! Pitching Wedge That's a floater. Making a lot of noise Pitch and run Phoenix Ostrich The 19th Hole. Get your 5 wood Walking over the putting green. For packing in golf Win the Green Jacket That's a big slice.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Good rhythm Chip in And lose your mind, Take a mulligan, And getting annoyed.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Ostrich Score a par Thinking your at Sunningdale Brassie Ben Hogan Get thrown off the course For getting banned from the course. A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, To distract your opponent Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Swear at the Captain and get banned.

You skied it! Your ball hits the Captain, Visit the golf range, You need more lessons! Fried egg Phoenix Run down the fairway shouting While drinking beer Mashie And swing. Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman.

Begin the front nine holes, Tom Watson A controlled draw Pulled to the left And shank it. Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a double bogey Score a bogey A scratch golfer, Time to buy some new clubs.