Golf Ipsum

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Taking a practise swing

And lose your mind, Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole Tee off Gary Player Feeling happy now, Score a bogey At St. Andrews, Out of anger At St. Andrews, That's a big hook Run down the fairway shouting.

Score a birdie That's a floater. Ben Hogan Top your tee shot, You skied it!

Splash shot Visit the golf range, Pitching Wedge Take a mulligan, A gentle fade Begin the front nine holes, At St. Andrews, Pulled to the left Out of anger Get a new Sand Iron Using your putter to plumb-bob, And swing. Jigger Duck hook! The 19th Hole. Score an eagle For getting banned from the course. To buy a drink for Aiming for the groundsman Texas Wedge Short irons Roll around on the ground laughing.

Pushed to the right Gary Player Spoon Swing quickly, Mind where the divot lands! And swing. Begin the front nine holes, Taking a practise swing, And lose your mind, Struck by lightning Cleek You skied it! Gary Player Mashie Texas Wedge Begin the back nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing.

Score a double bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Struck by lightning Fried egg Weak grip And shank it. Score a bogey Pull out the driver and.... "Get in the hole!" Open clubface Reading the green, Mashie To buy a drink for.