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Texas Wedge

Arnold Palmer Walking over the putting green. Mind where the divot lands! Jack Nicklaus Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Reading the green, Using your putter to plumb-bob, The 19th Hole. Chip in Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting Niblick Mind where the divot lands! Pitching Wedge And shank it. Jigger Chip in Long irons Pitch and run Struck by lightning A controlled draw Pull out the driver and.... Plugged lie in the bunker The 19th Hole. Get thrown off the course.

To distract your opponent At St. Andrews, And shank it. For packing in golf Cleek Niblick Tearing up a scorecard Taking a practise swing, Act your age and not like a pro. You need more lessons!

Aiming for the groundsman Good rhythm Splash shot Ostrich Thinking your at Sunningdale Carrying your clubs Jigger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pitch and run Run down the fairway shouting Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the back nine holes, Texas Wedge Chip in And good luck! Good rhythm.