Golf Ipsum
At St. Andrews
Thinking your at Sunningdale Start your backswing, take it slow. And swing. And good luck! Brassie A controlled draw And shank it. Tiger Woods Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To buy a drink for Get your 5 wood For getting banned from the course. A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Duck hook! Ben Hogan And getting annoyed Visit the golf range, Pull out the driver and.... Splash shot Good break! Pitching Wedge.
Splash shot Time to buy some new clubs A gentle fade Cheating on the next hole To distract your opponent Rub of the green Cheating on the next hole Mind where the divot lands! Roll around on the ground laughing, And shank it. Brassie That's a big slice For getting banned from the course. Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips Out of frustration Arnold Palmer.
"Get in the hole!" Making a lot of noise Chip in Tee off Open stance And your caddie gets cross. Long irons Score an albatross Chip in Fluffy lie Pitching Wedge Score an albatross Take a mulligan, Good break! Out of anger Walking over the putting green. Visit the golf range, Looking for a new angle of attack Mind where the divot lands!
Niblick Better luck next time! Struck by lightning Ben Hogan Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole Visit the golf range, Feeling happy now, That's a big slice Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. Texas Wedge Out of frustration For packing in golf Spoon Pushed to the right Open clubface Pitch and run Begin the front nine holes, That's a big hook Mashie Score an albatross And your caddie gets cross. And swing. Jack Nicklaus Tearing up a scorecard.
Rub of the green At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Pitching Wedge Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge Open stance Pitching Wedge Phoenix Win the Green Jacket Short irons Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a gimme. Texas Wedge A scratch golfer, Jigger Texas Wedge Tearing up a scorecard And snap your club in half. You need more lessons! To distract your opponent Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork.