Golf Ipsum
Swing quickly
Score a bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix Better luck next time! For getting banned from the course. You deserve a mulligan. To distract your opponent And your caddie gets cross. Steady footwork Swing quickly, That's a floater. Out of anger And your caddie gets cross. Rub of the green Chip and run You got the yips For getting banned from the course. 3-iron comes out, Taking a practise swing, And swing. You skied it! Better luck next time! Dancing on the practise ground. Feeling happy now, And swing. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A controlled draw You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice.
Phil Mickelson Pitch and run A scratch golfer, Top your tee shot, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Feeling happy now, Open clubface And your caddie gets cross. Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Rub of the green.
You deserve a mulligan. Pitch and run That's a floater. And shank it. Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard Tom Watson Run down the fairway shouting That's a big slice Hole in One! "Get in the hole!" Pitching Wedge Brassie "Get in the hole!" Making a lot of noise Gary Player Struck by lightning Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Niblick Struck by lightning You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw Fluffy lie Jigger You got the yips And good luck!
And your caddie gets cross. Better luck next time! Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Splash shot And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood For packing in golf And lose your mind, And snap your club in half. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At St. Andrews, And snap your club in half.
Pitch and run That's a big slice Begin the back nine holes, At the Clubhouse, Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the front nine holes, A controlled draw You skied it! Rub of the green Reading the green, Open clubface And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow. Spoon You got the yips Tee off Score an eagle Visit the golf range, And snap your club in half. Dancing on the practise ground. Weak grip Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Aiming for the groundsman Thinking your at Sunningdale Begin the front nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning.