Golf Ipsum
Top your tee shot
Take a mulligan, Aiming for the groundsman For getting banned from the course. Hit it as hard as you can Cleek Score an eagle Taking a practise swing, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At the Clubhouse, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Out of anger Gary Player Good break! For getting banned from the course. Gary Player Looking for a new angle of attack And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Hit it as hard as you can.
Fried egg Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Your ball hits the Captain, A scratch golfer, Score an albatross Weak grip.
3-iron comes out, Jigger Win the Green Jacket Your ball hits the Captain, And getting annoyed That's a big slice Texas Wedge Carrying your clubs Making a lot of noise Phoenix Tom Watson Hit it as hard as you can Visit the golf range, Act your age and not like a pro. 3-iron comes out, Arnold Palmer While drinking beer Hole in One! Fried egg A gentle fade Brassie Get thrown off the course At the Clubhouse, And good luck! For getting banned from the course. Out of anger Pushed to the right Gary Player Pull out the driver and....
Top your tee shot, Act your age and not like a pro. The 19th Hole. Fluffy lie Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips Making a lot of noise Waggle your hips and swing Start your backswing, take it slow. Brassie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Better luck next time! That's a big hook Spoon To distract your opponent To buy a drink for Get your 5 wood And getting annoyed Phoenix At the Clubhouse.
Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You deserve a mulligan. Ben Hogan Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Spoon Tearing up a scorecard.