Golf Ipsum

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Begin the back nine holes

Mind where the divot lands! You skied it! Feeling happy now, That's a floater. That's a floater. Mind where the divot lands! Phil Mickelson The 19th Hole. And snap your club in half. Score a birdie Tom Watson.

Tearing up a scorecard Fried egg Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mind where the divot lands! Tiger Woods Open stance Pull out the driver and.... At Augusta National The 19th Hole. To distract your opponent Take a mulligan, Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly.

That's a gimme. For packing in golf Fluffy lie Pushed to the right Condor A gentle fade At Augusta National You deserve a mulligan. A gentle fade Looking for a new angle of attack That's a gimme. Fried egg And lose your mind, And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes.

Carrying your clubs Out of anger You got the yips Pulled to the left Dancing on the practise ground. Struck by lightning And getting annoyed And snap your club in half. Jack Nicklaus Duck hook! Brassie Your ball hits the Captain, Losing your ball in the rough, Waggle your hips and swing Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough, Score an eagle Pull out your 3-wood and.... At the Clubhouse, Get thrown off the course Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Top your tee shot.

Arnold Palmer And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Out of anger Condor.