Golf Ipsum

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And snap your club in half

Open clubface And shank it. "Get in the hole!" That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, And snap your club in half. Take a mulligan, Good rhythm Splash shot And shank it. You skied it! A gentle fade And swing. Run down the fairway shouting A controlled draw Score an albatross And swing. Texas Wedge Swing quickly, Carrying your clubs Visit the golf range, And your caddie gets cross. Niblick.

Open clubface Good rhythm Tearing up a scorecard You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting To distract your opponent Better luck next time! Lose your putter, forced to go home. A controlled draw Steady footwork At Augusta National Score a double bogey Short irons.

Open stance Tearing up a scorecard Visit the golf range, Cheating on the next hole Condor And lose your mind, Struck by lightning A gentle fade And shank it. Open stance.

While drinking beer Ostrich Texas Wedge Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack Hole in One! "Get in the hole!" Reading the green, Pitch and run Splash shot While heckling your opponent.

Condor Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Score a bogey That's a big slice.