Golf Ipsum

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Top your tee shot, Open clubface Out of frustration Ostrich That's a floater.

Weak grip Your ball hits the Captain, Open clubface Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tee off Niblick Mind where the divot lands! Short irons Weak grip Run down the fairway shouting Duck hook! While heckling your opponent.

You need more lessons! And swing. Score an eagle Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips Swing quickly, Act your age and not like a pro. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, 3-iron comes out, Pull out your 3-wood and.... While drinking beer Feeling happy now.

Swing quickly, Pitch and run Ben Hogan Score a double bogey Mashie Use your Lob Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! Tom Watson Pushed to the right Open clubface Out of anger Tee off Score an eagle.

Looking for a new angle of attack Better luck next time! Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Better luck next time! Fluffy lie Gary Player Plugged lie in the bunker And good luck! Weak grip A scratch golfer, Open clubface Out of anger That's a big hook Begin the back nine holes, That's a big hook Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross Pulled to the left Taking a practise swing, A controlled draw To buy a drink for Get a new Sand Iron.