Golf Ipsum

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You skied it! That's a gimme. Mashie And swing. Tee off Run down the fairway shouting Your ball hits the Captain, Jigger Score an albatross Begin the back nine holes, While heckling your opponent, Jack Nicklaus Score an albatross Score a bogey Begin the back nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Gary Player Brassie Spoon Walking over the putting green. Niblick And snap your club in half. Tom Watson That's a gimme. Pull out your 3-wood and....

Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook! The 19th Hole. Swing quickly, And swing. Tearing up a scorecard Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pull out the driver and.... Get your 5 wood Spoon Out of anger Pushed to the right A gentle fade Waggle your hips and swing Score an albatross For getting banned from the course.

Cleek Cheating on the next hole For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack Waggle your hips and swing.

Chip and run Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Texas Wedge Take a mulligan, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Mind where the divot lands! Completely missed the ball, oops! Hole in One! Cleek Fluffy lie Looking for a new angle of attack Better luck next time! Win the Green Jacket Mashie That's a floater. Losing your ball in the rough, Get thrown off the course Out of anger Tearing up a scorecard Ben Hogan Mashie.

And lose your mind, Long irons Mind where the divot lands! Phil Mickelson Fried egg At St. Andrews, Aiming for the groundsman Aiming for the groundsman Pulled to the left Pushed to the right At Augusta National Arnold Palmer Phoenix Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good break! Fluffy lie Duck hook!