Golf Ipsum

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Out of frustration

3-iron comes out, Reading the green, Score a par "Get in the hole!" Get thrown off the course Fried egg Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. Win the Green Jacket Jack Nicklaus You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Run down the fairway shouting.

Pitching Wedge A controlled draw Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Thinking your at Sunningdale Good rhythm Splash shot Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, At St. Andrews, Walking over the putting green. Rub of the green Run down the fairway shouting Niblick While drinking beer Win the Green Jacket Carrying your clubs For packing in golf Run down the fairway shouting.

That's a big hook Steady footwork Tiger Woods Pitching Wedge Brassie Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops!

Score an eagle Pitch and run Long irons Plugged lie in the bunker For packing in golf Pitch and run Completely missed the ball, oops! Phil Mickelson Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Mind where the divot lands! Pulled to the left Looking for a new angle of attack Splash shot Visit the golf range, Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. A gentle fade To distract your opponent For packing in golf Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Jigger Short irons Get your 5 wood At Augusta National That's a big hook.

For packing in golf To distract your opponent That's a big hook Hit it as hard as you can Tee off Visit the golf range, Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big hook While drinking beer Mind where the divot lands! You need more lessons! Score a birdie Score a bogey And good luck! Get your 5 wood You deserve a mulligan. Top your tee shot, Cleek Carrying your clubs You need more lessons! A scratch golfer, Start your backswing, take it slow. While drinking beer Tom Watson.