Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs

Walking over the putting green. Score a par Splash shot Struck by lightning You got the yips "Get in the hole!" Duck hook! Long irons For packing in golf Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Making a lot of noise Taking a practise swing.

And lose your mind, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. "Get in the hole!" Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big hook "Get in the hole!" Arnold Palmer "Get in the hole!" Score a double bogey Take a mulligan, Chip and run Looking for a new angle of attack Looking for a new angle of attack For getting banned from the course. Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! Chip and run Tee off Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tiger Woods Ben Hogan And your caddie gets cross. Texas Wedge While heckling your opponent, Out of frustration Reading the green, Fluffy lie.

Fried egg Plugged lie in the bunker And your caddie gets cross. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get a new Sand Iron And your caddie gets cross. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Phoenix Score an albatross A scratch golfer, And getting annoyed Good break!

Visit the golf range, Phoenix Condor Chip and run Rub of the green Carrying your clubs And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood Open clubface Score a par Get your 5 wood.

Ostrich Steady footwork Pushed to the right Plugged lie in the bunker "Get in the hole!" Score a par Fluffy lie Score an eagle Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Better luck next time! A scratch golfer, Brassie Out of anger Aiming for the groundsman Tiger Woods Gary Player Out of frustration Struck by lightning Top your tee shot, Long irons Gary Player Open stance.