Golf Ipsum

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You got the yips Texas Wedge That's a big slice For packing in golf Hit it as hard as you can Pitch and run Tom Watson Use your Lob Wedge Chip in Chip in Losing your ball in the rough, Mind where the divot lands! Aiming for the groundsman That's a gimme. Condor Your ball hits the Captain, You skied it!

Tearing up a scorecard Use your Lob Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get your 5 wood Taking a practise swing, For getting banned from the course.

Short irons Visit the golf range, Niblick For packing in golf Aiming for the groundsman Score a bogey Pitch and run Using your putter to plumb-bob, Walking over the putting green. Begin the front nine holes.

Chip and run Hole in One! Walking over the putting green. You deserve a mulligan. 3-iron comes out, Phil Mickelson Using your putter to plumb-bob.

"Get in the hole!" Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a par Struck by lightning Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Good rhythm Carrying your clubs That's a gimme. And getting annoyed Cleek Pitch and run Duck hook! Chip and run Time to buy some new clubs And your caddie gets cross. A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Looking for a new angle of attack Run down the fairway shouting To buy a drink for Chip and run You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, At the Clubhouse, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a birdie Dancing on the practise ground.