Golf Ipsum

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The 19th Hole

Score an albatross Long irons Start your backswing, take it slow. Looking for a new angle of attack Pitch and run Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip in Score an eagle.

Begin the front nine holes, Tee off 3-iron comes out, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Jigger Act your age and not like a pro. And getting annoyed Use your Lob Wedge.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Duck hook! Open clubface You got the yips Phil Mickelson Out of frustration.

Splash shot Plugged lie in the bunker Tearing up a scorecard Swear at the Captain and get banned. A gentle fade Waggle your hips and swing Get your 5 wood Aiming for the groundsman.

Pulled to the left Score an eagle Walking over the putting green. Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent, Mind where the divot lands! At Augusta National Pitching Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Cheating on the next hole And lose your mind.