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Hole in One!

Chip and run Act your age and not like a pro. Jack Nicklaus Visit the golf range, Reading the green, Fried egg Feeling happy now, Struck by lightning Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Feeling happy now, And snap your club in half. Fluffy lie Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And snap your club in half. Fried egg And snap your club in half. Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods.

Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross Arnold Palmer Struck by lightning Score a bogey Open stance Good rhythm Score a par A scratch golfer, Tee off Cheating on the next hole Ostrich Niblick You need more lessons! Hit it as hard as you can Short irons Rub of the green Dancing on the practise ground. A controlled draw At Augusta National Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pull out the driver and.... Reading the green, Duck hook! Splash shot.

Waggle your hips and swing Texas Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Pitching Wedge At St. Andrews, Good break! Cheating on the next hole Duck hook! Phoenix "Get in the hole!" A gentle fade Use your Lob Wedge Chip in And shank it. Spoon Begin the back nine holes, Reading the green, Swear at the Captain and get banned. You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer Waggle your hips and swing Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A scratch golfer, Chip and run Chip in Hit it as hard as you can A scratch golfer, Making a lot of noise.

Condor Score a bogey Start your backswing, take it slow. Carrying your clubs A scratch golfer, Tom Watson Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an eagle Walking over the putting green. Out of frustration Your ball hits the Captain, Ostrich Score a birdie Chip in Chip and run Score a par Hit it as hard as you can Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for Score a bogey Walking over the putting green. Tearing up a scorecard Steady footwork For packing in golf Top your tee shot, Arnold Palmer Plugged lie in the bunker.

Score a par Weak grip Waggle your hips and swing Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Use your Lob Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Plugged lie in the bunker.