Golf Ipsum

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Spoon

Take a mulligan, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf And lose your mind, Pitching Wedge Arnold Palmer Get thrown off the course Score a bogey.

3-iron comes out, Pull out the driver and.... And your caddie gets cross. Get your 5 wood Tiger Woods Dancing on the practise ground. And your caddie gets cross. And swing. Plugged lie in the bunker Duck hook! Good break! Chip in Brassie You skied it! Carrying your clubs Feeling happy now, Spoon Use your Lob Wedge To buy a drink for Splash shot Reading the green.

Score a bogey Run down the fairway shouting Taking a practise swing, Condor Begin the back nine holes, Reading the green, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pull out the driver and.... Good break! Swing quickly, Cleek While heckling your opponent, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, Jack Nicklaus Pushed to the right Jack Nicklaus Duck hook! Feeling happy now, At St. Andrews.

Looking for a new angle of attack Long irons Chip in Score a birdie And shank it. At St. Andrews.

Dancing on the practise ground. Out of anger Spoon To distract your opponent Run down the fairway shouting Pitching Wedge A gentle fade Score an eagle Score a par Pull out your 3-wood and.... Gary Player And snap your club in half. And lose your mind, Taking a practise swing, Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, Score a double bogey That's a gimme. While heckling your opponent, Duck hook! Duck hook! For getting banned from the course. Taking a practise swing, Good break!