Golf Ipsum

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Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a double bogey That's a big slice Run down the fairway shouting Texas Wedge Good rhythm At St. Andrews, Top your tee shot, Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket Pushed to the right Mashie Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip and run Jigger Out of frustration Reading the green, Your ball hits the Captain, A scratch golfer.

Weak grip Begin the front nine holes, Begin the back nine holes, Tiger Woods That's a big hook Niblick Aiming for the groundsman Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... At St. Andrews, Feeling happy now, Niblick You deserve a mulligan. You need more lessons! A gentle fade Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Score a bogey Ben Hogan Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Niblick At St. Andrews, Cheating on the next hole Pull out the driver and.... Better luck next time! To distract your opponent And swing. A scratch golfer, Jack Nicklaus Waggle your hips and swing Pitching Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Use your Lob Wedge Chip in Ben Hogan Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Score a double bogey Tom Watson Spoon That's a floater. Phil Mickelson.

Win the Green Jacket Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker A gentle fade To buy a drink for Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Brassie Your ball hits the Captain, And getting annoyed Score a bogey Carrying your clubs Out of anger Get thrown off the course Niblick Hole in One!

Reading the green, Spoon Score a par Weak grip Visit the golf range, Gary Player For getting banned from the course. Good rhythm Gary Player Weak grip Fluffy lie Roll around on the ground laughing, A gentle fade Swear at the Captain and get banned. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.