Golf Ipsum

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3-iron comes out

Visit the golf range, A scratch golfer, Aiming for the groundsman The 19th Hole. Aiming for the groundsman.

And getting annoyed Get a new Sand Iron Score a double bogey Win the Green Jacket Good rhythm You got the yips Get thrown off the course For packing in golf That's a big hook And snap your club in half.

Visit the golf range, Aiming for the groundsman Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Niblick Good break! Begin the front nine holes, Swear at the Captain and get banned. And shank it. Roll around on the ground laughing, Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf.

Use your Lob Wedge Niblick Walking over the putting green. And swing. You got the yips Pitch and run Jigger Fried egg Better luck next time! For packing in golf Reading the green, Condor A controlled draw.

Get a new Sand Iron Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Carrying your clubs Start your backswing, take it slow. Get thrown off the course Get thrown off the course.