Golf Ipsum
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Texas Wedge And snap your club in half. Completely missed the ball, oops! Your ball hits the Captain, Cheating on the next hole Thinking your at Sunningdale Jigger Good break! A controlled draw And shank it. Plugged lie in the bunker Begin the front nine holes, That's a gimme. While drinking beer Chip and run To distract your opponent Arnold Palmer Reading the green, Jigger Reading the green, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pulled to the left Score a bogey Score a par.
Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pulled to the left Out of frustration To distract your opponent Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Open clubface Out of anger Mind where the divot lands! Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole And good luck! Pulled to the left Fluffy lie.
Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for Score a par Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent, Pulled to the left Better luck next time! Carrying your clubs Ben Hogan At Augusta National Rub of the green Tiger Woods Tom Watson Start your backswing, take it slow. Begin the back nine holes, Short irons Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Condor Start your backswing, take it slow. To buy a drink for Ostrich Your ball hits the Captain, A gentle fade A controlled draw Jigger Mashie.
Score a par Gary Player While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out the driver and.... Chip in At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow. Tom Watson And getting annoyed Hit it as hard as you can And shank it. Open clubface Score a par Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cleek Tom Watson Run down the fairway shouting Brassie Score a bogey Hole in One! Texas Wedge You deserve a mulligan. Weak grip.
Ben Hogan Tee off Pulled to the left Tom Watson Jigger.