Golf Ipsum

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Score an albatross

Weak grip For getting banned from the course. Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, Jigger Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, Chip and run Fried egg Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Roll around on the ground laughing, Weak grip You deserve a mulligan. Splash shot Taking a practise swing, Out of frustration That's a floater. And your caddie gets cross. Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Niblick Hole in One! Looking for a new angle of attack Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned. For getting banned from the course.

Score a double bogey Out of anger Phil Mickelson Time to buy some new clubs And shank it. Aiming for the groundsman You need more lessons! Score an albatross Out of frustration Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross Hole in One!

Get thrown off the course Begin the back nine holes, And shank it. Struck by lightning Tom Watson And good luck! Fried egg That's a big hook And shank it. Pushed to the right.

That's a big slice For getting banned from the course. Score a birdie While drinking beer Jigger Time to buy some new clubs.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Feeling happy now, Pushed to the right Out of frustration You need more lessons! Good rhythm Mashie Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket Open stance Carrying your clubs That's a big hook That's a floater. Pulled to the left You skied it!