Golf Ipsum

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Reading the green, Get your 5 wood That's a big hook A scratch golfer, And getting annoyed And swing. Tom Watson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You skied it! Jack Nicklaus Cheating on the next hole Good break! Arnold Palmer Pulled to the left Ben Hogan Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score an eagle You got the yips Chip in Good rhythm Taking a practise swing, Pull out the driver and.... That's a big slice.

Pitching Wedge Short irons Begin the front nine holes, Gary Player To distract your opponent Cleek Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Duck hook! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score a birdie Pulled to the left Aiming for the groundsman Take a mulligan, Mashie At St. Andrews, Splash shot Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Reading the green, And swing. And snap your club in half. At St. Andrews.

While drinking beer A controlled draw Cleek Score a bogey Visit the golf range, And snap your club in half. "Get in the hole!" And lose your mind, Swing quickly.

Tiger Woods That's a floater. Visit the golf range, While drinking beer Take a mulligan, Visit the golf range, Act your age and not like a pro. Cleek And getting annoyed "Get in the hole!" A gentle fade And swing.

Hit it as hard as you can To buy a drink for Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And shank it. Better luck next time! That's a big hook You skied it! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Feeling happy now, Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. And swing. Score a double bogey Your ball hits the Captain, Pulled to the left Steady footwork Texas Wedge.