Golf Ipsum

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Score an eagle

Fried egg Pitch and run Reading the green, You skied it! For getting banned from the course. You got the yips Phoenix Swing quickly, Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. A controlled draw Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of anger A controlled draw And your caddie gets cross. To buy a drink for Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Duck hook! That's a big slice Win the Green Jacket Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Open stance That's a gimme.

Mind where the divot lands! Condor The 19th Hole. A controlled draw Act your age and not like a pro. To buy a drink for Chip in Dancing on the practise ground. Chip and run Ben Hogan Jigger Good break! Tee off Gary Player Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a bogey Score a bogey Pitching Wedge At the Clubhouse, Plugged lie in the bunker Get thrown off the course Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. For packing in golf.

And lose your mind, Looking for a new angle of attack Condor Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Gary Player While drinking beer And good luck! The 19th Hole. You got the yips A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard 3-iron comes out, Open stance Making a lot of noise Mashie Feeling happy now, Short irons Looking for a new angle of attack Use your Lob Wedge.

Score an eagle Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Tee off Use your Lob Wedge Weak grip.

You need more lessons! Gary Player Run down the fairway shouting You deserve a mulligan. Chip and run Hole in One! Jigger "Get in the hole!" And shank it. Roll around on the ground laughing, Swing quickly, Weak grip Dancing on the practise ground. Swing quickly, Good break! Jack Nicklaus Pitching Wedge While drinking beer Steady footwork Good break! Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, Time to buy some new clubs.