Golf Ipsum
Splash shot
Time to buy some new clubs And shank it. Looking for a new angle of attack You deserve a mulligan. Condor Score a double bogey That's a floater. Struck by lightning And snap your club in half. Duck hook! Good break! Mind where the divot lands! Weak grip For packing in golf And your caddie gets cross. Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Swear at the Captain and get banned. Open stance Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tee off Out of frustration Weak grip Act your age and not like a pro. Begin the front nine holes.
That's a big hook Pushed to the right That's a big hook Score an albatross Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Spoon Gary Player You got the yips Better luck next time! Steady footwork Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Struck by lightning Phil Mickelson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Visit the golf range, Condor At the Clubhouse, Pulled to the left Splash shot Thinking your at Sunningdale You deserve a mulligan. Struck by lightning Short irons Texas Wedge A scratch golfer, Long irons Jigger Pitch and run And getting annoyed.
Making a lot of noise You need more lessons! Get a new Sand Iron Swear at the Captain and get banned. Tearing up a scorecard Waggle your hips and swing Score a bogey Pushed to the right Roll around on the ground laughing, Get thrown off the course Spoon Open clubface Spoon Waggle your hips and swing Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for Mashie Pitching Wedge Cheating on the next hole And your caddie gets cross. Tearing up a scorecard A controlled draw Better luck next time! Pulled to the left Aiming for the groundsman.
Open clubface Good break! 3-iron comes out, A controlled draw You deserve a mulligan. Jack Nicklaus Your ball hits the Captain, Start your backswing, take it slow. Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge Struck by lightning Score a bogey Take a mulligan, The 19th Hole. Get your 5 wood Time to buy some new clubs Reading the green, Losing your ball in the rough, You deserve a mulligan. And swing. Pull out the driver and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pitching Wedge Aiming for the groundsman Run down the fairway shouting Tiger Woods.
And snap your club in half. Spoon Plugged lie in the bunker While heckling your opponent, Visit the golf range, Tearing up a scorecard Long irons You got the yips Top your tee shot, Pull out the driver and.... Arnold Palmer Steady footwork Pushed to the right Carrying your clubs Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You skied it! Good rhythm A scratch golfer, Phoenix And lose your mind, You skied it! Pushed to the right At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Hole in One! Cleek Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.