Golf Ipsum

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You need more lessons!

Win the Green Jacket Open clubface Tiger Woods Brassie And shank it. Carrying your clubs Hit it as hard as you can You deserve a mulligan. That's a big hook Use your Lob Wedge Making a lot of noise Swear at the Captain and get banned. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pull out the driver and.... Visit the golf range, And snap your club in half.

Condor Spoon Long irons That's a big hook Take a mulligan, That's a big hook And shank it. At Augusta National Mashie Score a double bogey Fried egg Steady footwork You got the yips To distract your opponent Score a par Carrying your clubs Gary Player You got the yips For getting banned from the course. Long irons Tiger Woods Out of frustration Pushed to the right Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, 3-iron comes out.

Score a par Pitch and run Using your putter to plumb-bob, Long irons Good rhythm Looking for a new angle of attack You skied it! Condor Feeling happy now, Ben Hogan Pushed to the right.

At the Clubhouse, Short irons Feeling happy now, Act your age and not like a pro. Texas Wedge Fluffy lie Phoenix Duck hook! That's a floater. Score an eagle Fluffy lie You skied it! Long irons Score a par Hit it as hard as you can A controlled draw Out of frustration Start your backswing, take it slow. You deserve a mulligan. Gary Player Steady footwork Cheating on the next hole Splash shot Plugged lie in the bunker Tearing up a scorecard That's a big slice Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phil Mickelson.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Reading the green, Duck hook! Arnold Palmer Dancing on the practise ground. Fried egg Take a mulligan, Ostrich Reading the green.