Golf Ipsum
Ben Hogan
3-iron comes out, Duck hook! That's a floater. Cheating on the next hole Tearing up a scorecard That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale Phoenix Pushed to the right Hole in One! Get thrown off the course Act your age and not like a pro. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.
Phoenix Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Run down the fairway shouting Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Duck hook! Walking over the putting green. Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break!
Roll around on the ground laughing, Duck hook! While drinking beer Top your tee shot, Get thrown off the course And swing. A scratch golfer, Pitch and run Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Plugged lie in the bunker Jigger.
Run down the fairway shouting Mind where the divot lands! Visit the golf range, Aiming for the groundsman Texas Wedge And snap your club in half. Out of frustration Lose your putter, forced to go home. Good break! Use your Lob Wedge For getting banned from the course. While heckling your opponent, To buy a drink for Score a bogey Hit it as hard as you can Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Texas Wedge Take a mulligan, Score an eagle Tom Watson And swing. Top your tee shot, Phil Mickelson Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Get a new Sand Iron Using your putter to plumb-bob, Spoon Fried egg And getting annoyed.
Good rhythm Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Phil Mickelson That's a big slice For getting banned from the course. A scratch golfer, Begin the front nine holes, The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for Pulled to the left Lose your putter, forced to go home. You need more lessons! And getting annoyed Chip and run Duck hook! Taking a practise swing, And getting annoyed Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Top your tee shot, And lose your mind, Spoon Dancing on the practise ground. Taking a practise swing, That's a big slice Jigger Taking a practise swing, That's a floater. Start your backswing, take it slow.