Golf Ipsum

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Score a double bogey Rub of the green And good luck! Get your 5 wood Jigger And getting annoyed Carrying your clubs Ben Hogan.

3-iron comes out, To distract your opponent Phil Mickelson Carrying your clubs Out of anger Out of frustration Swear at the Captain and get banned. And getting annoyed Struck by lightning Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For getting banned from the course. Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Weak grip Pull out the driver and.... Tee off Steady footwork Phoenix Phil Mickelson Niblick.

And lose your mind, Chip and run Struck by lightning Good break! Hole in One! Gary Player And shank it. While drinking beer Aiming for the groundsman Score an eagle And good luck! Making a lot of noise Time to buy some new clubs At St. Andrews, Reading the green.

Time to buy some new clubs Tom Watson Pull out the driver and.... "Get in the hole!" While heckling your opponent, Time to buy some new clubs Better luck next time! Get your 5 wood Feeling happy now, Phoenix Visit the golf range, Start your backswing, take it slow. Get a new Sand Iron And getting annoyed Win the Green Jacket "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left Gary Player Begin the back nine holes.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Losing your ball in the rough, Chip and run That's a big slice Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And swing.