Golf Ipsum

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Jigger

For packing in golf Hit it as hard as you can Pitch and run Good rhythm Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fluffy lie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Thinking your at Sunningdale The 19th Hole. Swing quickly, Feeling happy now, Pull out the driver and.... Losing your ball in the rough, You got the yips Steady footwork Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And lose your mind, To buy a drink for Begin the front nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Arnold Palmer.

Open stance Jigger Use your Lob Wedge Waggle your hips and swing And lose your mind, At the Clubhouse, Pushed to the right Fried egg And getting annoyed Phoenix Out of anger The 19th Hole. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it.

Begin the front nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Taking a practise swing, Begin the back nine holes, And swing. Pull out the driver and.... For getting banned from the course. Arnold Palmer Out of anger To buy a drink for.

At Augusta National Niblick Score a par A controlled draw Pretend nothing just happened and smile. "Get in the hole!" Condor To buy a drink for Run down the fairway shouting Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip in Taking a practise swing, Get your 5 wood Roll around on the ground laughing, Arnold Palmer Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard At Augusta National Roll around on the ground laughing, Tom Watson At the Clubhouse, Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook!

Get your 5 wood Pitch and run Tearing up a scorecard Begin the back nine holes, You got the yips Texas Wedge Walking over the putting green. To buy a drink for Texas Wedge.