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Out of frustration Jigger At Augusta National Good rhythm Pull out the driver and.... 3-iron comes out, Top your tee shot, Pitch and run Jack Nicklaus Swear at the Captain and get banned. Mind where the divot lands! Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix While heckling your opponent, Tee off Steady footwork Fluffy lie Better luck next time! Cleek Phil Mickelson Arnold Palmer While drinking beer Pull out the driver and.... Making a lot of noise Cheating on the next hole You got the yips Phil Mickelson Use your Lob Wedge Swing quickly.

"Get in the hole!" Jack Nicklaus Jigger And swing. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Splash shot And good luck! You deserve a mulligan. Ostrich Score a double bogey Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed Long irons.

Tee off Losing your ball in the rough, 3-iron comes out, Fried egg That's a floater. That's a gimme. Ben Hogan Duck hook! Top your tee shot, The 19th Hole. Plugged lie in the bunker At the Clubhouse, Open stance To distract your opponent Pushed to the right Begin the front nine holes, Mind where the divot lands! A scratch golfer, You deserve a mulligan. Ostrich Open clubface A scratch golfer, Gary Player.

Waggle your hips and swing And good luck! Swear at the Captain and get banned. For packing in golf Reading the green, That's a floater. Out of frustration.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Start your backswing, take it slow. The 19th Hole. Out of anger Score an eagle Good rhythm Tom Watson Completely missed the ball, oops! Carrying your clubs Get thrown off the course While drinking beer Weak grip Score a double bogey Duck hook! To buy a drink for Act your age and not like a pro. Take a mulligan, To distract your opponent Tee off Hole in One! Rub of the green Begin the back nine holes.