Golf Ipsum

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Score a double bogey

And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker Brassie Chip and run And snap your club in half. Pitch and run Spoon A scratch golfer, You got the yips A controlled draw Swing quickly, Score a par Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in To distract your opponent And getting annoyed.

And getting annoyed Open clubface Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Reading the green, To distract your opponent Phil Mickelson Phoenix Pulled to the left Using your putter to plumb-bob, Plugged lie in the bunker Looking for a new angle of attack Phoenix Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For packing in golf Score a double bogey Score an albatross That's a big hook.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Condor Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get thrown off the course You skied it! Losing your ball in the rough, Visit the golf range, Open clubface.

Taking a practise swing, Your ball hits the Captain, Plugged lie in the bunker Good break! Pitching Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Splash shot Good rhythm Chip in Act your age and not like a pro. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tom Watson Making a lot of noise Ostrich.

Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Win the Green Jacket A gentle fade Dancing on the practise ground. Arnold Palmer Better luck next time! And getting annoyed And swing. Gary Player Fluffy lie Score a double bogey Looking for a new angle of attack Reading the green, Time to buy some new clubs Score a bogey Niblick Chip and run Visit the golf range, Carrying your clubs Pulled to the left Open stance Open stance To buy a drink for At Augusta National.