Golf Ipsum
And good luck!
You skied it! Get your 5 wood Long irons Roll around on the ground laughing, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. "Get in the hole!" Score a double bogey Chip and run A scratch golfer, Brassie Phoenix Swing quickly, Duck hook! That's a floater. Score a double bogey Score an albatross Fried egg To buy a drink for Open clubface Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pitching Wedge.
That's a big hook And shank it. The 19th Hole. Score an eagle Hole in One! Taking a practise swing, Pitch and run Phil Mickelson Chip and run Fried egg Fried egg Dancing on the practise ground. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Carrying your clubs Good break! Ben Hogan A scratch golfer, A scratch golfer, Reading the green, Score a bogey Jigger And good luck!
Score a par Tiger Woods Score a par At the Clubhouse, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out the driver and.... Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Start your backswing, take it slow. Splash shot That's a gimme. Losing your ball in the rough, Pitching Wedge Rub of the green While drinking beer Texas Wedge At the Clubhouse, While drinking beer While drinking beer Texas Wedge Steady footwork Pushed to the right Texas Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Score a bogey And getting annoyed Score a bogey.
And shank it. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Dancing on the practise ground. Good rhythm Score a bogey Spoon Completely missed the ball, oops! Hit it as hard as you can That's a gimme. And shank it. "Get in the hole!" Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To buy a drink for Splash shot And your caddie gets cross. Aiming for the groundsman Chip in Use your Lob Wedge Niblick Using your putter to plumb-bob, Open clubface Weak grip Tom Watson Run down the fairway shouting.
Long irons Pulled to the left A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Swing quickly, Fluffy lie Splash shot Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus Get thrown off the course Mashie Texas Wedge Take a mulligan, Losing your ball in the rough, Ostrich Begin the back nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack And good luck! That's a floater. Short irons You got the yips Tearing up a scorecard And lose your mind, Splash shot Swear at the Captain and get banned.