Golf Ipsum
Duck hook!
Taking a practise swing, You need more lessons! Tee off Niblick The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cheating on the next hole Begin the front nine holes, Completely missed the ball, oops! Niblick Pulled to the left Splash shot Tom Watson And snap your club in half.
Tearing up a scorecard Phoenix Good break! Gary Player You got the yips At St. Andrews, And your caddie gets cross. Aiming for the groundsman Pulled to the left Use your Lob Wedge Rub of the green At the Clubhouse, Cleek Take a mulligan, Get thrown off the course Good break! Act your age and not like a pro. At St. Andrews, And good luck! Out of anger Ostrich Rub of the green The 19th Hole. A gentle fade And good luck!
Visit the golf range, Act your age and not like a pro. Tom Watson Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pull out your 3-wood and.... "Get in the hole!" Taking a practise swing, That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole A gentle fade Get thrown off the course Out of anger Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Out of anger Ben Hogan Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Cheating on the next hole You got the yips Carrying your clubs Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Niblick Score an albatross Score an albatross Waggle your hips and swing Score a birdie.
Pitch and run At St. Andrews, Mind where the divot lands! Your ball hits the Captain, Good break! Chip and run Use your Lob Wedge Long irons And shank it. Get thrown off the course Tearing up a scorecard Pitch and run Swear at the Captain and get banned. "Get in the hole!" At St. Andrews, And getting annoyed Aiming for the groundsman Score a birdie Steady footwork Pitch and run And getting annoyed Lose your putter, forced to go home.
And getting annoyed And swing. To distract your opponent Act your age and not like a pro. Duck hook!