Golf Ipsum

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Splash shot Tearing up a scorecard Win the Green Jacket Ostrich Score a par Phoenix And lose your mind.

Score an eagle Completely missed the ball, oops! Brassie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hit it as hard as you can Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Visit the golf range, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Chip and run Get a new Sand Iron And snap your club in half. At St. Andrews, Long irons Jigger Plugged lie in the bunker Good rhythm And good luck! Score a double bogey Aiming for the groundsman Pulled to the left Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And your caddie gets cross. Rub of the green The 19th Hole.

Texas Wedge That's a big slice Lose your putter, forced to go home. Thinking your at Sunningdale Open clubface Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get a new Sand Iron Ostrich Out of frustration Losing your ball in the rough, While drinking beer Taking a practise swing, Losing your ball in the rough, Tee off Feeling happy now, You got the yips You need more lessons! Run down the fairway shouting And good luck!

Gary Player Phil Mickelson Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, Waggle your hips and swing Score a bogey Top your tee shot, Brassie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To buy a drink for Niblick Phil Mickelson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To distract your opponent Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Feeling happy now.

You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Get thrown off the course The 19th Hole. Tee off Jigger Feeling happy now, Weak grip While heckling your opponent, Tom Watson Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the back nine holes, That's a floater. For getting banned from the course. Thinking your at Sunningdale.