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Texas Wedge

You skied it! Splash shot Brassie Losing your ball in the rough, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip and run Win the Green Jacket Use your Lob Wedge Visit the golf range, Chip in Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, While drinking beer Get thrown off the course Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tom Watson Score a par.

Cleek Get a new Sand Iron Open stance Chip in And swing. Act your age and not like a pro. Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole You got the yips Texas Wedge You skied it! Pull out the driver and.... Jack Nicklaus Walking over the putting green. Steady footwork Dancing on the practise ground. Score an albatross For getting banned from the course. Begin the front nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Begin the front nine holes, Phoenix "Get in the hole!" Plugged lie in the bunker.

Get thrown off the course Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Score a birdie Use your Lob Wedge Open stance That's a gimme. Rub of the green Duck hook! Score a bogey While drinking beer Tom Watson A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Losing your ball in the rough, Cheating on the next hole.

For packing in golf Arnold Palmer Ostrich The 19th Hole. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Texas Wedge Tee off Completely missed the ball, oops! You skied it! Begin the front nine holes, And swing.

You need more lessons! Hole in One! Losing your ball in the rough, The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned. Jack Nicklaus Jack Nicklaus Aiming for the groundsman Phil Mickelson Act your age and not like a pro. Waggle your hips and swing Open clubface And snap your club in half. Pitching Wedge Better luck next time! Texas Wedge While heckling your opponent, 3-iron comes out, Texas Wedge At the Clubhouse, Score a birdie.