Golf Ipsum

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Chip in Rub of the green Good rhythm Hit it as hard as you can Cheating on the next hole You skied it! Use your Lob Wedge Waggle your hips and swing.

Tiger Woods Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get thrown off the course Spoon You skied it! Tiger Woods Feeling happy now, At St. Andrews, Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And getting annoyed Out of anger Good break! Score a par For getting banned from the course. Good break! To buy a drink for And getting annoyed Pull out the driver and.... Begin the back nine holes, Condor Open stance Time to buy some new clubs You got the yips At Augusta National Score an eagle Cleek And your caddie gets cross. Phil Mickelson You skied it! While drinking beer.

Making a lot of noise And getting annoyed Hit it as hard as you can Reading the green, Pulled to the left Long irons A scratch golfer, Rub of the green Top your tee shot, Brassie A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard Weak grip Hit it as hard as you can Cleek 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. The 19th Hole. Chip and run Score a par Taking a practise swing, Run down the fairway shouting Aiming for the groundsman Your ball hits the Captain, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. A gentle fade Fluffy lie Score an eagle Open clubface.

Long irons Waggle your hips and swing Take a mulligan, And shank it. 3-iron comes out, And swing. Hole in One! That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole Score a bogey Taking a practise swing, Use your Lob Wedge That's a big hook.