Golf Ipsum

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Looking for a new angle of attack

Dancing on the practise ground. Win the Green Jacket You deserve a mulligan. Swing quickly, Dancing on the practise ground. Better luck next time! Pitch and run Good rhythm 3-iron comes out, Short irons Splash shot Visit the golf range, Walking over the putting green. The 19th Hole. To distract your opponent Act your age and not like a pro. That's a big hook Get thrown off the course And snap your club in half. Score a birdie Good rhythm Swing quickly.

Swing quickly, Splash shot Out of frustration Out of anger Run down the fairway shouting While heckling your opponent, Plugged lie in the bunker Get a new Sand Iron.

Mashie Mind where the divot lands! Pitch and run That's a big hook While heckling your opponent, While heckling your opponent, Weak grip Pushed to the right Duck hook! Score a bogey Plugged lie in the bunker Begin the back nine holes, Chip in Splash shot Pitching Wedge You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Pull out the driver and.... Gary Player Score a bogey Tiger Woods To buy a drink for Ostrich That's a gimme. Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger.

Score a birdie Mashie Out of frustration Roll around on the ground laughing, Arnold Palmer Out of anger For packing in golf That's a big slice Fried egg.

Pulled to the left Dancing on the practise ground. Your ball hits the Captain, Spoon Feeling happy now, Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a par Reading the green.