Golf Ipsum

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Ostrich

At Augusta National Long irons Ostrich A scratch golfer, Phil Mickelson Ben Hogan Out of anger.

You skied it! While drinking beer Pull out your 3-wood and.... Ben Hogan And snap your club in half. A controlled draw Feeling happy now, Pulled to the left Hole in One! Out of frustration Using your putter to plumb-bob, A controlled draw Start your backswing, take it slow. Swing quickly, You skied it! A controlled draw Chip and run To buy a drink for And swing. Tiger Woods Jack Nicklaus You need more lessons!

Score a par Spoon For packing in golf Gary Player Begin the back nine holes, Pitching Wedge.

Score a bogey Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs And swing. To distract your opponent Completely missed the ball, oops! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Ben Hogan Fried egg Carrying your clubs Good break! Tiger Woods Weak grip And getting annoyed Jack Nicklaus Get a new Sand Iron Your ball hits the Captain, Rub of the green.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Splash shot Arnold Palmer At St. Andrews, Niblick.