Golf Ipsum

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Steady footwork

Act your age and not like a pro. Short irons Plugged lie in the bunker For packing in golf Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Duck hook! Pitch and run Mashie And getting annoyed Condor At Augusta National Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

And your caddie gets cross. Pushed to the right Open clubface Score an eagle Chip and run Thinking your at Sunningdale Cleek While drinking beer Start your backswing, take it slow. Mind where the divot lands!

Dancing on the practise ground. Mashie Score a double bogey Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Struck by lightning You got the yips Mind where the divot lands! Out of frustration Ben Hogan That's a floater. Splash shot Better luck next time! To buy a drink for And your caddie gets cross. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hole in One! At Augusta National Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Time to buy some new clubs To distract your opponent Plugged lie in the bunker The 19th Hole. Plugged lie in the bunker Score a double bogey Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Chip and run Fluffy lie.

Carrying your clubs Carrying your clubs And swing. For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Time to buy some new clubs And swing. Pulled to the left Arnold Palmer Reading the green, Run down the fairway shouting Get a new Sand Iron Pushed to the right Act your age and not like a pro. Short irons Score a bogey Visit the golf range, Condor A controlled draw And swing. Steady footwork Start your backswing, take it slow. Act your age and not like a pro. Tearing up a scorecard While drinking beer Carrying your clubs Spoon.

Score a double bogey Reading the green, Ostrich Tom Watson Phil Mickelson Condor Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Phoenix Pitch and run Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson Reading the green, Condor.