Golf Ipsum

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Ben Hogan

Cheating on the next hole Your ball hits the Captain, Arnold Palmer You got the yips Cheating on the next hole A scratch golfer.

Cheating on the next hole Swing quickly, Hit it as hard as you can Aiming for the groundsman Score an albatross Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. Good break! Gary Player Open stance Struck by lightning Reading the green, Short irons Score a bogey Chip and run Dancing on the practise ground.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a birdie Ostrich Phil Mickelson Better luck next time! And your caddie gets cross. Hit it as hard as you can.

Weak grip You skied it! Act your age and not like a pro. Jigger Chip and run At the Clubhouse, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the front nine holes, Tee off Fluffy lie.

Visit the golf range, Score a par Ben Hogan A gentle fade And snap your club in half. At St. Andrews, Score an albatross.