Golf Ipsum

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Looking for a new angle of attack

While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Tearing up a scorecard For getting banned from the course. Thinking your at Sunningdale And lose your mind, For packing in golf Mind where the divot lands! At the Clubhouse, You got the yips And getting annoyed Your ball hits the Captain, "Get in the hole!" Niblick.

Pulled to the left Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Ben Hogan Chip in Tom Watson Chip and run Dancing on the practise ground. You need more lessons! Time to buy some new clubs Begin the front nine holes, Cheating on the next hole Hole in One! Waggle your hips and swing Making a lot of noise Pull out the driver and.... Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Making a lot of noise Weak grip.

Run down the fairway shouting Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey Mind where the divot lands! Chip in Ben Hogan Out of anger And good luck! For getting banned from the course. Fried egg Cleek Act your age and not like a pro. Condor And lose your mind, You need more lessons! While drinking beer Take a mulligan, Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a floater. Long irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Waggle your hips and swing Better luck next time! Steady footwork Spoon Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting A controlled draw.

Chip and run Begin the back nine holes, Texas Wedge Better luck next time! Good break! Long irons Tearing up a scorecard Spoon Score a double bogey Feeling happy now, Arnold Palmer While drinking beer Top your tee shot, And lose your mind, Your ball hits the Captain, You got the yips That's a floater. For getting banned from the course. Pitch and run That's a big slice You need more lessons! Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. Texas Wedge.

You deserve a mulligan. You got the yips Walking over the putting green. Losing your ball in the rough, And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. Score an eagle While drinking beer For packing in golf Pitch and run Get your 5 wood Brassie Score a par The 19th Hole. Texas Wedge.