Golf Ipsum

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And lose your mind

Completely missed the ball, oops! Condor Arnold Palmer Splash shot And swing.

And your caddie gets cross. While heckling your opponent, Score an eagle Phil Mickelson Steady footwork Score a bogey Ben Hogan That's a gimme. Phoenix While heckling your opponent, You got the yips Weak grip Pull out the driver and.... To distract your opponent Your ball hits the Captain, Ostrich Plugged lie in the bunker Rub of the green.

Steady footwork Get your 5 wood Score a double bogey Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For getting banned from the course. Chip and run Win the Green Jacket Reading the green, For getting banned from the course. Phil Mickelson Texas Wedge Score a birdie You skied it! Phoenix Jack Nicklaus At Augusta National Tee off And lose your mind.

Tom Watson Aiming for the groundsman "Get in the hole!" Tee off Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Win the Green Jacket Chip in Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Score a bogey You skied it! Chip and run Struck by lightning And good luck! Spoon Chip in Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

You need more lessons! Looking for a new angle of attack Chip and run Condor Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And swing. Tee off Weak grip Visit the golf range, Hole in One! A gentle fade Time to buy some new clubs Begin the back nine holes, Ostrich.