Golf Ipsum

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Roll around on the ground laughing, While heckling your opponent, Your ball hits the Captain, Aiming for the groundsman Roll around on the ground laughing, Phoenix Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Fluffy lie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Brassie Tiger Woods Good break! A controlled draw Run down the fairway shouting Rub of the green And lose your mind, Begin the front nine holes, Act your age and not like a pro. Cleek Duck hook!

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Looking for a new angle of attack Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Win the Green Jacket Visit the golf range, Cleek.

Long irons Completely missed the ball, oops! Begin the front nine holes, Tearing up a scorecard Top your tee shot, That's a floater. Spoon Pull out your 3-wood and.... Lose your putter, forced to go home. Steady footwork While heckling your opponent, Hole in One! At Augusta National Jack Nicklaus Score an albatross The 19th Hole. Struck by lightning Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of frustration Aiming for the groundsman Aiming for the groundsman Score a bogey Chip and run And lose your mind, Tiger Woods Pull out the driver and.... Open clubface.

Run down the fairway shouting Reading the green, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Time to buy some new clubs And your caddie gets cross. Visit the golf range, Losing your ball in the rough, Condor Fried egg Out of anger Swing quickly, Good rhythm Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent.

Duck hook! Carrying your clubs A gentle fade Tom Watson Win the Green Jacket Brassie That's a gimme. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Chip in At the Clubhouse, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Good rhythm.