Golf Ipsum

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A controlled draw

Pushed to the right Ostrich A gentle fade Score an eagle You skied it! And getting annoyed The 19th Hole. Score a par.

To buy a drink for Short irons Long irons Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tearing up a scorecard Score an eagle Out of anger.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Cleek Roll around on the ground laughing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Hit it as hard as you can You need more lessons! Short irons Your ball hits the Captain, Time to buy some new clubs You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro.

Good rhythm Struck by lightning Fried egg Gary Player Fried egg And snap your club in half. Swing quickly, You got the yips Fluffy lie Thinking your at Sunningdale Use your Lob Wedge Texas Wedge.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, A gentle fade And shank it. At Augusta National Weak grip Begin the front nine holes, That's a big hook That's a gimme. Struck by lightning The 19th Hole. For packing in golf Arnold Palmer At the Clubhouse, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the back nine holes, Ben Hogan Pushed to the right Start your backswing, take it slow. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Brassie At St. Andrews, Ben Hogan Score an albatross Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You skied it! Cheating on the next hole For packing in golf Ben Hogan At St. Andrews.