Golf Ipsum

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Get thrown off the course

You skied it! Aiming for the groundsman That's a floater. Mind where the divot lands! Thinking your at Sunningdale Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left 3-iron comes out, Score a birdie Mind where the divot lands! Run down the fairway shouting Better luck next time! Score a bogey Splash shot Rub of the green A controlled draw Cleek Open clubface Score a birdie Carrying your clubs.

A controlled draw Reading the green, Texas Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And snap your club in half. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Visit the golf range, Weak grip Out of anger Steady footwork Aiming for the groundsman Mashie Phil Mickelson Score an albatross Time to buy some new clubs Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To distract your opponent.

You got the yips Tiger Woods Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a birdie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get a new Sand Iron Oops, your ball is in the bunker. At St. Andrews, Thinking your at Sunningdale And snap your club in half. Using your putter to plumb-bob, At St. Andrews, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Weak grip.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tee off Fluffy lie Dancing on the practise ground. Weak grip.

Get thrown off the course Win the Green Jacket Struck by lightning Short irons Splash shot Taking a practise swing.