Golf Ipsum
Get your 5 wood
Open clubface Cheating on the next hole "Get in the hole!" Jack Nicklaus Cleek Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Roll around on the ground laughing, Brassie Tee off Begin the back nine holes, Score a birdie Rub of the green Jack Nicklaus Better luck next time! Aiming for the groundsman.
Arnold Palmer Aiming for the groundsman You skied it! And good luck! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. "Get in the hole!" Pitch and run Open clubface Completely missed the ball, oops! Mind where the divot lands! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Steady footwork Score a bogey And getting annoyed Tearing up a scorecard.
Start your backswing, take it slow. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork Score a bogey Act your age and not like a pro. And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, Struck by lightning And snap your club in half. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hole in One! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Rub of the green Walking over the putting green. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Run down the fairway shouting For getting banned from the course. Use your Lob Wedge While drinking beer Out of anger A scratch golfer, Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Out of frustration And getting annoyed.
A controlled draw Long irons And getting annoyed Jigger Time to buy some new clubs Score a double bogey Making a lot of noise Out of anger Hit it as hard as you can "Get in the hole!" Walking over the putting green. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip and run You skied it! Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket Pull out the driver and.... You deserve a mulligan. You deserve a mulligan. Dancing on the practise ground. That's a gimme.
Pitch and run Tiger Woods "Get in the hole!" Tearing up a scorecard Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Plugged lie in the bunker Score an albatross You got the yips Using your putter to plumb-bob, And lose your mind, Run down the fairway shouting Pitch and run Duck hook! Chip and run Duck hook! Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! Cheating on the next hole Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip.