Golf Ipsum
Hole in One!
To distract your opponent Swing quickly, Pitching Wedge To buy a drink for To buy a drink for For getting banned from the course. And swing. The 19th Hole. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tiger Woods Short irons Jigger Carrying your clubs Take a mulligan, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Hole in One! Pulled to the left Begin the back nine holes, Roll around on the ground laughing, Reading the green, Completely missed the ball, oops! Long irons Pitch and run Pitch and run Mashie You got the yips Feeling happy now, Score a birdie Looking for a new angle of attack.
Carrying your clubs Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" You got the yips Open clubface Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Plugged lie in the bunker Thinking your at Sunningdale Gary Player Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Brassie Condor While drinking beer Score a bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, A gentle fade That's a big hook Brassie That's a big hook That's a floater. Tom Watson Jack Nicklaus Duck hook!
That's a floater. Swing quickly, You deserve a mulligan. Get a new Sand Iron "Get in the hole!" Swing quickly, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice Plugged lie in the bunker Tiger Woods Long irons Walking over the putting green. Tiger Woods Walking over the putting green. Score a bogey Plugged lie in the bunker That's a gimme. Mind where the divot lands!
Ostrich You deserve a mulligan. To distract your opponent Chip and run Pull out the driver and.... Reading the green, Begin the back nine holes, To buy a drink for Score an eagle That's a big hook Aiming for the groundsman Spoon Visit the golf range, Fluffy lie Looking for a new angle of attack Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Out of frustration Top your tee shot.
Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Duck hook! Brassie Your ball hits the Captain, Reading the green, Open clubface Aiming for the groundsman For packing in golf Tiger Woods Phoenix.