Golf Ipsum

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At Augusta National Weak grip And good luck! Phil Mickelson Long irons Pull out the driver and.... Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Fried egg You deserve a mulligan. Better luck next time! Good rhythm You need more lessons! Take a mulligan, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, To buy a drink for And good luck!

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good break! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Aiming for the groundsman Start your backswing, take it slow. At the Clubhouse, Swing quickly, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At St. Andrews, For packing in golf And lose your mind, Plugged lie in the bunker Win the Green Jacket Gary Player Making a lot of noise Splash shot Score a bogey Cleek Act your age and not like a pro. Gary Player.

Jack Nicklaus Pulled to the left At St. Andrews, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Take a mulligan, Visit the golf range.

Jigger Reading the green, Phoenix Hole in One! Tee off Walking over the putting green. And shank it. For getting banned from the course. Waggle your hips and swing Score an albatross Start your backswing, take it slow.

Aiming for the groundsman Jack Nicklaus 3-iron comes out, Begin the front nine holes, Gary Player Pushed to the right A scratch golfer, Pull out the driver and.... Tearing up a scorecard Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out your 3-wood and.... For packing in golf.