Golf Ipsum

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Weak grip

A gentle fade Get your 5 wood Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open stance And getting annoyed Hole in One! Pushed to the right Use your Lob Wedge You skied it! Short irons That's a big slice That's a big hook Tee off Reading the green, You deserve a mulligan. Short irons Fried egg Jigger Steady footwork.

Tiger Woods 3-iron comes out, That's a floater. Splash shot Taking a practise swing, A scratch golfer, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Arnold Palmer Good break! Visit the golf range, That's a big slice Texas Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Hit it as hard as you can For packing in golf Condor "Get in the hole!" Waggle your hips and swing Feeling happy now, Losing your ball in the rough, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Mashie Steady footwork.

Making a lot of noise And lose your mind, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Thinking your at Sunningdale Looking for a new angle of attack Brassie Tearing up a scorecard Aiming for the groundsman And your caddie gets cross. Hole in One! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At the Clubhouse, Gary Player Take a mulligan, Jack Nicklaus Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score an eagle Struck by lightning Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Struck by lightning.

Score a birdie Reading the green, Cheating on the next hole Phoenix For packing in golf Swear at the Captain and get banned. A gentle fade 3-iron comes out, At Augusta National A scratch golfer, Phil Mickelson Walking over the putting green. While heckling your opponent, Short irons Pitching Wedge Hole in One! Long irons A controlled draw And your caddie gets cross. And lose your mind, Score a bogey Looking for a new angle of attack Spoon The 19th Hole. Ben Hogan The 19th Hole.

Walking over the putting green. And getting annoyed Steady footwork A controlled draw Win the Green Jacket To distract your opponent And getting annoyed Take a mulligan, At Augusta National Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Walking over the putting green.