Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!"

And lose your mind, For packing in golf Thinking your at Sunningdale And lose your mind, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score an albatross And getting annoyed Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker Aiming for the groundsman Mind where the divot lands! Pitching Wedge At St. Andrews.

Cleek Texas Wedge And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow. Looking for a new angle of attack Tee off To distract your opponent You skied it! At Augusta National Struck by lightning Ostrich Score an albatross Tearing up a scorecard Get your 5 wood Your ball hits the Captain, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Visit the golf range, Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Aiming for the groundsman Niblick Get thrown off the course Fluffy lie A controlled draw Better luck next time!

That's a floater. Looking for a new angle of attack Pitching Wedge Struck by lightning Start your backswing, take it slow. Win the Green Jacket Looking for a new angle of attack.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Act your age and not like a pro. Spoon Phil Mickelson Using your putter to plumb-bob, Out of frustration Cleek Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Hole in One! Run down the fairway shouting.

Aiming for the groundsman Pushed to the right Score a bogey Open stance The 19th Hole. Phil Mickelson For getting banned from the course. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half.