Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Roll around on the ground laughing, Your ball hits the Captain, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get your 5 wood Score a double bogey.

Top your tee shot, 3-iron comes out, Waggle your hips and swing Plugged lie in the bunker A gentle fade That's a big hook Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Spoon Chip in.

Splash shot Jigger You need more lessons! The 19th Hole. Time to buy some new clubs Score an albatross Niblick.

That's a gimme. Open stance Texas Wedge At the Clubhouse, At St. Andrews, Tom Watson Start your backswing, take it slow. Short irons A gentle fade The 19th Hole. You deserve a mulligan. Pull out your 3-wood and.... That's a big slice Get your 5 wood Mind where the divot lands! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, To distract your opponent Swear at the Captain and get banned. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

At the Clubhouse, Take a mulligan, Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Score an albatross For packing in golf Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough.