Golf Ipsum
Use your Lob Wedge
Losing your ball in the rough, Gary Player At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a bogey Ben Hogan A controlled draw Get a new Sand Iron Jigger Better luck next time! Out of anger To distract your opponent Get thrown off the course Short irons Get a new Sand Iron A controlled draw And your caddie gets cross. Ostrich Get your 5 wood Begin the front nine holes, Tee off Score a birdie That's a floater. Weak grip Score a double bogey At St. Andrews, Ben Hogan.
Score a double bogey Struck by lightning Pushed to the right A controlled draw Short irons Chip and run Out of frustration Waggle your hips and swing While drinking beer Good rhythm Out of frustration Pull out the driver and.... While drinking beer While drinking beer Texas Wedge Splash shot To distract your opponent.
Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a double bogey At St. Andrews, Looking for a new angle of attack Tearing up a scorecard Score a par To buy a drink for Pushed to the right You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger Condor Waggle your hips and swing 3-iron comes out, Texas Wedge Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Score a bogey Get your 5 wood 3-iron comes out, Swear at the Captain and get banned. At Augusta National Fried egg Thinking your at Sunningdale Completely missed the ball, oops!
Win the Green Jacket Texas Wedge Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron A controlled draw Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pushed to the right Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jack Nicklaus A gentle fade Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tee off Score an albatross Get thrown off the course While heckling your opponent, Carrying your clubs Pulled to the left Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left Struck by lightning Jack Nicklaus.
Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Dancing on the practise ground. Mind where the divot lands! A controlled draw Lose your putter, forced to go home. Phoenix Arnold Palmer A scratch golfer, Chip in Weak grip While drinking beer Score a par Duck hook! While heckling your opponent.