Golf Ipsum
Splash shot
You got the yips Begin the back nine holes, Good rhythm Score a double bogey Score a birdie Roll around on the ground laughing, Texas Wedge Pull out your 3-wood and.... Reading the green, A scratch golfer, Chip and run Gary Player Fried egg Losing your ball in the rough, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Long irons Shouting Fore as loud as you can.
Duck hook! Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Score a par Carrying your clubs Chip and run For packing in golf Roll around on the ground laughing, And swing. A scratch golfer, Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Visit the golf range, Mashie You skied it! Hole in One! Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow. Struck by lightning Oops, your ball is in the bunker. At Augusta National Pull out the driver and.... Run down the fairway shouting Hit it as hard as you can Phoenix Tee off That's a floater.
Get your 5 wood Rub of the green Carrying your clubs The 19th Hole. Condor For getting banned from the course. Steady footwork Losing your ball in the rough.
Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score an eagle Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. Begin the front nine holes, Short irons Begin the front nine holes, Ostrich Mind where the divot lands! And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket A controlled draw Fried egg Pull out the driver and.... You deserve a mulligan. Pushed to the right Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A controlled draw Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hole in One! Walking over the putting green. And your caddie gets cross. Better luck next time! While drinking beer And snap your club in half. Ostrich.
Your ball hits the Captain, Plugged lie in the bunker Phil Mickelson You got the yips Steady footwork Run down the fairway shouting While drinking beer Splash shot Mind where the divot lands! Weak grip Gary Player Pull out the driver and.... Chip in Cleek And good luck! Ostrich That's a floater. You deserve a mulligan. Thinking your at Sunningdale Condor Dancing on the practise ground. Fried egg Get your 5 wood Duck hook! Get your 5 wood Use your Lob Wedge Phil Mickelson Rub of the green.