Golf Ipsum

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Get your 5 wood

Act your age and not like a pro. Walking over the putting green. Phoenix The 19th Hole. Win the Green Jacket Cheating on the next hole.

Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge You skied it! Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger At Augusta National.

Fluffy lie Phoenix Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson Mashie Score an albatross Roll around on the ground laughing, Win the Green Jacket.

Tiger Woods Score a birdie That's a floater. Cheating on the next hole Open stance Struck by lightning Niblick Duck hook! To buy a drink for And shank it. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Making a lot of noise Good rhythm Open clubface Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pitch and run Visit the golf range, Thinking your at Sunningdale Run down the fairway shouting Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You skied it! Use your Lob Wedge At St. Andrews.

A scratch golfer, That's a big slice Phoenix Mashie Your ball hits the Captain, Short irons Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson And good luck! Begin the front nine holes.