Golf Ipsum

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3-iron comes out

The 19th Hole. Cheating on the next hole To buy a drink for Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tiger Woods Open stance Visit the golf range, Tee off Begin the back nine holes, You got the yips Open clubface.

3-iron comes out, At Augusta National You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, You got the yips Open clubface Niblick At St. Andrews, Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Reading the green, Struck by lightning Hit it as hard as you can Start your backswing, take it slow. Aiming for the groundsman.

Score an eagle Pulled to the left Chip in At the Clubhouse, Roll around on the ground laughing, A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard Out of frustration Pushed to the right Completely missed the ball, oops! Spoon.

Chip in Walking over the putting green. Score a bogey That's a floater. You deserve a mulligan. Niblick Gary Player Tiger Woods Fluffy lie Making a lot of noise And snap your club in half.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Act your age and not like a pro. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Plugged lie in the bunker Score a double bogey Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. Score a bogey Weak grip Chip in A scratch golfer, Score a par Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big slice Rub of the green Mashie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hole in One! Condor While drinking beer.