Golf Ipsum

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At Augusta National And getting annoyed A controlled draw Using your putter to plumb-bob, You deserve a mulligan. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get thrown off the course Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right And getting annoyed Cleek Weak grip Jack Nicklaus Good break! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Spoon Chip and run Get thrown off the course Better luck next time! Spoon Waggle your hips and swing.

Out of frustration Pulled to the left Jigger That's a big hook Plugged lie in the bunker.

Carrying your clubs Pitching Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Brassie That's a gimme. Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons Thinking your at Sunningdale Steady footwork Feeling happy now, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Win the Green Jacket Better luck next time! That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. At the Clubhouse, Splash shot Completely missed the ball, oops! Plugged lie in the bunker Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left.

Tiger Woods Good rhythm Waggle your hips and swing Long irons That's a gimme. Jack Nicklaus At St. Andrews, Arnold Palmer You got the yips Cheating on the next hole Run down the fairway shouting You need more lessons! You deserve a mulligan. The 19th Hole. Take a mulligan, Steady footwork Get a new Sand Iron Struck by lightning Struck by lightning Weak grip At St. Andrews, Score an eagle Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get your 5 wood That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole The 19th Hole. You need more lessons!

Losing your ball in the rough, Niblick Out of anger Open stance Tiger Woods Fluffy lie Good break! Weak grip While heckling your opponent, Good rhythm Pull out the driver and.... Long irons Arnold Palmer Arnold Palmer Fluffy lie Jigger Jigger Pushed to the right At Augusta National And getting annoyed Swing quickly, For getting banned from the course. And shank it. Swear at the Captain and get banned.