Golf Ipsum
3-iron comes out
Making a lot of noise Swear at the Captain and get banned. And snap your club in half. The 19th Hole. Hole in One! Phil Mickelson A scratch golfer, Steady footwork Struck by lightning Struck by lightning Begin the back nine holes, Completely missed the ball, oops! Reading the green, Pushed to the right And swing. Jigger Score a bogey Tom Watson Dancing on the practise ground. And swing. Tiger Woods Begin the front nine holes, That's a gimme. Top your tee shot, Fried egg Tom Watson Better luck next time!
Ostrich Plugged lie in the bunker At the Clubhouse, Ostrich Condor Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Taking a practise swing, Phil Mickelson Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course While drinking beer Reading the green, You need more lessons! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... And your caddie gets cross. Open stance That's a big hook Looking for a new angle of attack Your ball hits the Captain, Rub of the green Condor Good break! Walking over the putting green. Good rhythm Your ball hits the Captain, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Completely missed the ball, oops!
Short irons 3-iron comes out, At St. Andrews, Taking a practise swing, Ben Hogan Pitching Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack Cleek Spoon At Augusta National Jack Nicklaus Walking over the putting green. Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack Plugged lie in the bunker While heckling your opponent, That's a big slice Jack Nicklaus Condor Pitch and run Looking for a new angle of attack Making a lot of noise Pitching Wedge To buy a drink for Act your age and not like a pro.
Feeling happy now, That's a floater. While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting Short irons Swing quickly, Open clubface And good luck! Good rhythm Tiger Woods Feeling happy now, Your ball hits the Captain, Your ball hits the Captain, At Augusta National Condor Short irons That's a floater. Pulled to the left Get a new Sand Iron At Augusta National Act your age and not like a pro. Phil Mickelson Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Condor Jack Nicklaus.
At St. Andrews, And your caddie gets cross. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Arnold Palmer Gary Player Taking a practise swing, And snap your club in half. Get a new Sand Iron Roll around on the ground laughing, Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly, Open stance Mind where the divot lands! Long irons You need more lessons! Steady footwork.