Golf Ipsum

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Feeling happy now

That's a big hook Phoenix That's a big slice You need more lessons! A gentle fade Walking over the putting green. Fried egg Visit the golf range, Out of frustration Open stance Open stance To buy a drink for Reading the green, For packing in golf Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A scratch golfer, Struck by lightning Good rhythm Score an albatross Completely missed the ball, oops! Get thrown off the course Hit it as hard as you can Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Struck by lightning Get a new Sand Iron Time to buy some new clubs While heckling your opponent, Good break! Thinking your at Sunningdale Open stance Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You need more lessons! And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge And good luck! Begin the front nine holes, Better luck next time! Splash shot You got the yips.

"Get in the hole!" Swing quickly, Thinking your at Sunningdale Chip in Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Cheating on the next hole To buy a drink for Brassie Score an albatross While heckling your opponent, Begin the front nine holes, Texas Wedge.

That's a floater. You need more lessons! Thinking your at Sunningdale Swear at the Captain and get banned. Swing quickly, Fried egg Texas Wedge Score a birdie Duck hook! Walking over the putting green. And getting annoyed And shank it. And good luck! And lose your mind, Score a bogey Get your 5 wood.

At St. Andrews, Score a birdie While drinking beer Ostrich That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Plugged lie in the bunker Visit the golf range, To distract your opponent Score a double bogey Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And good luck!