Golf Ipsum

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Act your age and not like a pro

Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a big hook To buy a drink for Jack Nicklaus You got the yips You need more lessons! You got the yips Carrying your clubs Good rhythm Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Time to buy some new clubs Aiming for the groundsman Use your Lob Wedge Pushed to the right Swear at the Captain and get banned.

And good luck! Open clubface Pushed to the right Cleek That's a big slice Plugged lie in the bunker Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips Good break! And shank it. Making a lot of noise Walking over the putting green. And getting annoyed Score a birdie You deserve a mulligan. Feeling happy now, Thinking your at Sunningdale Tiger Woods Condor.

Your ball hits the Captain, Long irons Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Use your Lob Wedge Rub of the green Good break! Fluffy lie While drinking beer Cheating on the next hole.

3-iron comes out, To buy a drink for You need more lessons! Spoon To distract your opponent "Get in the hole!" That's a big slice And your caddie gets cross. Take a mulligan, Pull out the driver and.... And your caddie gets cross. Score a double bogey.

Score a double bogey Act your age and not like a pro. Hole in One! Get your 5 wood Ostrich And swing. Time to buy some new clubs That's a big hook Begin the front nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Visit the golf range, And good luck! Ben Hogan Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Feeling happy now, Struck by lightning A controlled draw Using your putter to plumb-bob, Thinking your at Sunningdale.