Golf Ipsum

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For getting banned from the course

Good rhythm To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, To buy a drink for At the Clubhouse, Chip in Time to buy some new clubs Hole in One! That's a big hook Pull out your 3-wood and....

And good luck! Open stance Mashie Good rhythm While heckling your opponent, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. The 19th Hole. Short irons And shank it. And lose your mind, That's a gimme.

Duck hook! Spoon Short irons Win the Green Jacket Steady footwork A gentle fade Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Roll around on the ground laughing, Spoon Texas Wedge Thinking your at Sunningdale Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Ostrich Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes.

Losing your ball in the rough, Phoenix Completely missed the ball, oops! Steady footwork Chip and run For packing in golf Splash shot Spoon Visit the golf range, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Texas Wedge Duck hook!

Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. Run down the fairway shouting Time to buy some new clubs Act your age and not like a pro. Condor And shank it. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. Feeling happy now, For getting banned from the course. Aiming for the groundsman Cleek And shank it. Score a bogey Chip and run At Augusta National Phil Mickelson At St. Andrews, Walking over the putting green. Feeling happy now, Win the Green Jacket Hit it as hard as you can.