Golf Ipsum

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For getting banned from the course

Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, Reading the green, Plugged lie in the bunker To distract your opponent Hit it as hard as you can A scratch golfer, Chip in Taking a practise swing, That's a big hook Begin the front nine holes, Niblick.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green. Open clubface At Augusta National That's a floater. The 19th Hole. Brassie Pushed to the right Mashie Waggle your hips and swing Score an albatross Pull out the driver and.... Get thrown off the course To distract your opponent.

Arnold Palmer Tom Watson Chip in And your caddie gets cross. And swing. Condor Hit it as hard as you can "Get in the hole!" Start your backswing, take it slow. Ostrich Out of frustration Brassie.

Niblick Struck by lightning Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips Roll around on the ground laughing, Short irons Dancing on the practise ground. Plugged lie in the bunker 3-iron comes out, Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Weak grip Out of frustration For getting banned from the course. Tee off.

Spoon Better luck next time! Pulled to the left Carrying your clubs And getting annoyed Pull out the driver and.... Good break! Good rhythm 3-iron comes out, Walking over the putting green. That's a floater. Long irons Tom Watson Start your backswing, take it slow. Get thrown off the course That's a gimme. Completely missed the ball, oops!