Golf Ipsum
Better luck next time!
Pushed to the right Good rhythm A scratch golfer, Mind where the divot lands! Struck by lightning Chip in Get a new Sand Iron You skied it! That's a big hook You skied it! Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole You skied it! Open stance Jigger Losing your ball in the rough, Pitch and run While drinking beer Get your 5 wood Score a par Chip in Out of anger You got the yips Arnold Palmer Losing your ball in the rough, To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned. And good luck! Get thrown off the course.
Weak grip Splash shot Swing quickly, The 19th Hole. Thinking your at Sunningdale Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Pull out the driver and.... A gentle fade Ostrich Carrying your clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale Using your putter to plumb-bob, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.
Score a par Get thrown off the course Tee off To buy a drink for Good break! Struck by lightning Run down the fairway shouting And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise Pushed to the right Get a new Sand Iron Phoenix Roll around on the ground laughing, Open stance Use your Lob Wedge Open stance Act your age and not like a pro. The 19th Hole. Good break! Short irons Chip and run Niblick Tom Watson Rub of the green Score a birdie "Get in the hole!".
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the back nine holes, Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Using your putter to plumb-bob, Take a mulligan, Phil Mickelson And getting annoyed A controlled draw Waggle your hips and swing A controlled draw Pitching Wedge Short irons Weak grip Ostrich Score a birdie Out of anger Cleek Thinking your at Sunningdale.
Hit it as hard as you can The 19th Hole. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Taking a practise swing, Feeling happy now, Rub of the green Feeling happy now, And your caddie gets cross. Walking over the putting green. Rub of the green You need more lessons! Act your age and not like a pro. 3-iron comes out, Start your backswing, take it slow. Taking a practise swing, Open clubface Better luck next time! Taking a practise swing, Good break!