Golf Ipsum
"Get in the hole!"
Long irons And good luck! For packing in golf Completely missed the ball, oops! To buy a drink for To distract your opponent Out of frustration Thinking your at Sunningdale Swing quickly, Swing quickly, Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. You deserve a mulligan. Jigger At Augusta National Top your tee shot, Win the Green Jacket Mind where the divot lands! Mashie A gentle fade Tom Watson Good break! Waggle your hips and swing Score an albatross.
Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Waggle your hips and swing Get thrown off the course 3-iron comes out, A scratch golfer, Your ball hits the Captain, Fluffy lie For getting banned from the course. Losing your ball in the rough, A scratch golfer, Good break! While drinking beer Pitching Wedge Weak grip A controlled draw Thinking your at Sunningdale Better luck next time! And snap your club in half. Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! Out of anger Get thrown off the course.
Visit the golf range, That's a floater. Mashie Tee off Aiming for the groundsman Brassie Aiming for the groundsman Open stance Phil Mickelson Pushed to the right And your caddie gets cross. Duck hook! Roll around on the ground laughing, Hit it as hard as you can Condor To buy a drink for Niblick Mind where the divot lands! Cheating on the next hole Phil Mickelson Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pulled to the left A scratch golfer, That's a gimme. Pushed to the right.
Taking a practise swing, Time to buy some new clubs Jigger Get thrown off the course Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Begin the back nine holes, That's a gimme. Run down the fairway shouting Dancing on the practise ground. Get a new Sand Iron Tearing up a scorecard Hit it as hard as you can Score a par Get thrown off the course Tom Watson Completely missed the ball, oops! Take a mulligan, You need more lessons! Mashie A controlled draw Open clubface That's a big slice Cleek Plugged lie in the bunker Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Chip and run Carrying your clubs.
Roll around on the ground laughing, Making a lot of noise Brassie Out of frustration Feeling happy now, Lose your putter, forced to go home. You skied it! Pitching Wedge Pulled to the left Tearing up a scorecard While drinking beer Score a birdie Begin the back nine holes, Rub of the green Mashie To buy a drink for Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Good rhythm Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Time to buy some new clubs.