Golf Ipsum

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Losing your ball in the rough

That's a gimme. That's a big hook Short irons 3-iron comes out, At St. Andrews, A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker.

Splash shot That's a big slice You deserve a mulligan. Arnold Palmer Dancing on the practise ground. While drinking beer Reading the green, Pushed to the right And lose your mind, Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the front nine holes, Take a mulligan.

And your caddie gets cross. Take a mulligan, Score a birdie Condor Steady footwork Spoon Pitching Wedge That's a big slice Carrying your clubs Chip and run Get your 5 wood Phoenix Hit it as hard as you can Time to buy some new clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! "Get in the hole!" Swear at the Captain and get banned. You skied it! Fried egg Mind where the divot lands! Tearing up a scorecard Mashie Better luck next time! At St. Andrews, Begin the back nine holes, Taking a practise swing.

Losing your ball in the rough, That's a gimme. For getting banned from the course. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Get your 5 wood Take a mulligan, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Jigger Good break! And shank it. The 19th Hole. At the Clubhouse, Splash shot Reading the green, Spoon.

Score an eagle Pull out the driver and.... Fluffy lie You got the yips Get thrown off the course Swing quickly, Texas Wedge Plugged lie in the bunker Score a bogey Score an eagle Splash shot Short irons Chip in Long irons Long irons And lose your mind, Reading the green, While heckling your opponent, Feeling happy now, At St. Andrews, At Augusta National Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops! Get thrown off the course Score a bogey Plugged lie in the bunker.