Golf Ipsum
Swing quickly
Begin the back nine holes, Score a double bogey Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Use your Lob Wedge Open clubface Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Open clubface You got the yips Fried egg Swear at the Captain and get banned. Swear at the Captain and get banned. To distract your opponent And your caddie gets cross. Spoon Hole in One! Begin the front nine holes, Phil Mickelson Duck hook! Top your tee shot, And shank it. And your caddie gets cross. Swing quickly, Arnold Palmer Thinking your at Sunningdale Roll around on the ground laughing, Ben Hogan.
Swear at the Captain and get banned. Get your 5 wood Condor Chip and run Tearing up a scorecard Tee off Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron Out of anger Start your backswing, take it slow. Jigger Swear at the Captain and get banned. Walking over the putting green. Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pulled to the left Fluffy lie Arnold Palmer Spoon Pitch and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Carrying your clubs Your ball hits the Captain.
Top your tee shot, Out of anger Rub of the green Feeling happy now, Begin the front nine holes, Phoenix That's a floater. Duck hook! Pull out the driver and.... Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitch and run Begin the front nine holes, Pitching Wedge Cheating on the next hole Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the front nine holes, Take a mulligan, To distract your opponent You need more lessons!
Condor Begin the front nine holes, That's a big slice Tom Watson To buy a drink for Spoon Mashie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Steady footwork While heckling your opponent, Feeling happy now, A gentle fade Good rhythm For packing in golf Duck hook! And getting annoyed Good rhythm Waggle your hips and swing Visit the golf range, A controlled draw Score an albatross "Get in the hole!" Pull out the driver and....
Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip Swear at the Captain and get banned. The 19th Hole. At St. Andrews, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And snap your club in half. That's a big slice Pulled to the left.