Golf Ipsum

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Completely missed the ball, oops!

Phoenix Pull out your 3-wood and.... Duck hook! Score an eagle While heckling your opponent, Get thrown off the course Use your Lob Wedge At Augusta National Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Dancing on the practise ground. Arnold Palmer Texas Wedge Score an eagle A controlled draw Pulled to the left Hit it as hard as you can Swing quickly, Pulled to the left Making a lot of noise Run down the fairway shouting A gentle fade That's a big slice.

Score an albatross "Get in the hole!" Ostrich Swear at the Captain and get banned. Carrying your clubs Out of anger Tiger Woods While heckling your opponent, Making a lot of noise Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Reading the green, Arnold Palmer Better luck next time!

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Tee off Texas Wedge Time to buy some new clubs Steady footwork Pitch and run Run down the fairway shouting Score a double bogey Waggle your hips and swing Feeling happy now, A scratch golfer, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cleek Pushed to the right A controlled draw.

Get a new Sand Iron The 19th Hole. Get thrown off the course Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. And lose your mind, And good luck! Chip in Pretend nothing just happened and smile. For packing in golf Aiming for the groundsman Time to buy some new clubs That's a big hook And lose your mind, Tom Watson Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood Pitch and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Out of anger To buy a drink for Score a par Carrying your clubs Score a bogey For getting banned from the course.

Steady footwork Mashie Score an eagle Lose your putter, forced to go home. Run down the fairway shouting And your caddie gets cross. Walking over the putting green. A gentle fade.