Golf Ipsum

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Using your putter to plumb-bob

Phil Mickelson Swing quickly, The 19th Hole. Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hole in One! Long irons That's a big slice Use your Lob Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Completely missed the ball, oops! While heckling your opponent, Arnold Palmer Tee off Begin the front nine holes, Condor Top your tee shot.

Reading the green, You got the yips Chip and run Pitching Wedge Rub of the green Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale To buy a drink for Brassie Plugged lie in the bunker And lose your mind, And your caddie gets cross. For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack Pushed to the right Tom Watson Losing your ball in the rough, Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitch and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. 3-iron comes out, Plugged lie in the bunker And getting annoyed That's a gimme. And shank it. A scratch golfer, And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes.

That's a big hook Duck hook! Thinking your at Sunningdale Waggle your hips and swing Jack Nicklaus Long irons At Augusta National Weak grip Plugged lie in the bunker And getting annoyed.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mind where the divot lands! Pushed to the right Begin the back nine holes, Dancing on the practise ground.

You skied it! The 19th Hole. Swear at the Captain and get banned. A controlled draw Your ball hits the Captain, Roll around on the ground laughing, Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phil Mickelson Score a par Tom Watson Out of frustration Condor Walking over the putting green. Spoon Get thrown off the course "Get in the hole!" Jigger Score a double bogey Open stance Phoenix Struck by lightning Brassie Start your backswing, take it slow. Weak grip.