Golf Ipsum

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Top your tee shot, Open stance And getting annoyed That's a floater. Begin the front nine holes.

Tee off Dancing on the practise ground. Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Lose your putter, forced to go home. Arnold Palmer That's a gimme. 3-iron comes out, Hit it as hard as you can Looking for a new angle of attack Chip in Ostrich Get your 5 wood Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

That's a floater. Struck by lightning Out of frustration Better luck next time! Score an eagle Thinking your at Sunningdale Weak grip Walking over the putting green. Visit the golf range, Time to buy some new clubs A scratch golfer, Tom Watson To buy a drink for Hit it as hard as you can Pull out the driver and.... Taking a practise swing, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Steady footwork Thinking your at Sunningdale You need more lessons! You need more lessons! Pitch and run Open clubface Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off Condor.

Take a mulligan, Begin the front nine holes, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, While drinking beer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Start your backswing, take it slow. Hit it as hard as you can Tiger Woods Time to buy some new clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get your 5 wood That's a big slice 3-iron comes out, You need more lessons! And good luck! Ostrich And swing. And lose your mind, Feeling happy now, Score a par Short irons Phoenix Looking for a new angle of attack "Get in the hole!" Score a bogey Carrying your clubs Phil Mickelson And getting annoyed.

That's a floater. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left At the Clubhouse, And snap your club in half. For packing in golf At the Clubhouse, Texas Wedge Duck hook! Rub of the green Pull out the driver and.... Swing quickly.