Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!"

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a big slice Chip in A controlled draw Swing quickly, Begin the back nine holes, Pitch and run And shank it. Steady footwork For packing in golf Phoenix Ostrich Cheating on the next hole Arnold Palmer While heckling your opponent, Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. That's a floater. Reading the green.

Pushed to the right Top your tee shot, You skied it! Pitch and run Get your 5 wood Pitch and run Weak grip Jack Nicklaus And getting annoyed While drinking beer Lose your putter, forced to go home. Cleek Good rhythm Carrying your clubs Good rhythm Swear at the Captain and get banned. Run down the fairway shouting Begin the front nine holes, Better luck next time! Feeling happy now, Top your tee shot, Better luck next time! Texas Wedge Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Ben Hogan To buy a drink for.

Ben Hogan Win the Green Jacket Chip and run Time to buy some new clubs Out of frustration Feeling happy now, Long irons.

Weak grip Hole in One! And getting annoyed Carrying your clubs Arnold Palmer Condor While drinking beer Swing quickly, A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Waggle your hips and swing Making a lot of noise At Augusta National Take a mulligan, A controlled draw Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Weak grip Rub of the green.

Fluffy lie Tom Watson At Augusta National Steady footwork Score a birdie Phoenix Roll around on the ground laughing, Gary Player Run down the fairway shouting Tom Watson Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hit it as hard as you can Visit the golf range, Good rhythm Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme. And shank it. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out the driver and.... Score a birdie Jigger.