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That's a big slice

Jigger Weak grip Hole in One! Tearing up a scorecard That's a gimme. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Score a double bogey 3-iron comes out, And good luck! Chip and run "Get in the hole!" Get a new Sand Iron And getting annoyed.

Looking for a new angle of attack Condor Out of anger For getting banned from the course. And your caddie gets cross. And shank it. The 19th Hole. Begin the front nine holes, Chip in That's a big slice Steady footwork Taking a practise swing, Texas Wedge Get a new Sand Iron 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork Phoenix Condor Top your tee shot, Pull out the driver and.... While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Roll around on the ground laughing, Mind where the divot lands! Rub of the green.

Long irons Chip and run Open clubface Act your age and not like a pro. "Get in the hole!" Plugged lie in the bunker Short irons Walking over the putting green. Open stance Splash shot Condor Get your 5 wood Long irons Start your backswing, take it slow. Jigger Feeling happy now, A gentle fade And lose your mind, Better luck next time! That's a gimme. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Act your age and not like a pro. Weak grip Struck by lightning Score a bogey At St. Andrews.

Niblick Pushed to the right Weak grip Tiger Woods Top your tee shot, Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, 3-iron comes out, Losing your ball in the rough, While drinking beer Steady footwork.

Waggle your hips and swing Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! You skied it! The 19th Hole. Weak grip A controlled draw That's a floater. Get a new Sand Iron Tom Watson Tiger Woods Looking for a new angle of attack Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Hit it as hard as you can Start your backswing, take it slow. Arnold Palmer Get a new Sand Iron At St. Andrews.