Golf Ipsum

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Long irons

Completely missed the ball, oops! Get a new Sand Iron Get a new Sand Iron A controlled draw Taking a practise swing, Score a birdie You deserve a mulligan. Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Losing your ball in the rough, Top your tee shot, Jigger Chip in Score a par.

Rub of the green While heckling your opponent, Chip in Struck by lightning Out of anger Reading the green, That's a gimme. 3-iron comes out, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a par For getting banned from the course. A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. While heckling your opponent, Mind where the divot lands! Cheating on the next hole Phil Mickelson Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a double bogey Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Jigger Walking over the putting green. Mind where the divot lands! Tearing up a scorecard Tee off Run down the fairway shouting Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron Run down the fairway shouting Fluffy lie And swing. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Get your 5 wood And getting annoyed Score a par.

Jack Nicklaus Mind where the divot lands! Tom Watson Top your tee shot, Run down the fairway shouting Use your Lob Wedge Ostrich Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. Splash shot Tee off While drinking beer.

Dancing on the practise ground. For getting banned from the course. And good luck! Rub of the green Struck by lightning Fried egg And shank it. Good break! You got the yips To buy a drink for Get your 5 wood A scratch golfer, Open stance Hole in One! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Feeling happy now, Act your age and not like a pro. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Run down the fairway shouting Good rhythm Jack Nicklaus Pitch and run A gentle fade Good rhythm Get a new Sand Iron Aiming for the groundsman Waggle your hips and swing.