Golf Ipsum

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Cheating on the next hole

To distract your opponent For packing in golf At the Clubhouse, Cheating on the next hole Thinking your at Sunningdale Texas Wedge Struck by lightning A controlled draw You skied it! Open stance Thinking your at Sunningdale Pitching Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Top your tee shot, Open stance For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus Score a par 3-iron comes out.

Tearing up a scorecard Get thrown off the course Making a lot of noise To distract your opponent Lose your putter, forced to go home. Mind where the divot lands! Start your backswing, take it slow. Thinking your at Sunningdale Niblick Fried egg.

A scratch golfer, At Augusta National Score a par The 19th Hole. At Augusta National Get a new Sand Iron Roll around on the ground laughing, Hit it as hard as you can Thinking your at Sunningdale Taking a practise swing, Win the Green Jacket Swing quickly, Duck hook! Roll around on the ground laughing, While heckling your opponent, And your caddie gets cross. Waggle your hips and swing For getting banned from the course. Tee off Hit it as hard as you can Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands!

Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Cleek Spoon Carrying your clubs Good rhythm Pitching Wedge Tee off Use your Lob Wedge Pulled to the left While drinking beer Carrying your clubs You skied it! Reading the green, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a par Gary Player.

Get your 5 wood Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Chip in Good rhythm Lose your putter, forced to go home.