Golf Ipsum

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Open stance

Get your 5 wood Niblick Get your 5 wood For getting banned from the course. Tom Watson Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At Augusta National Fried egg Begin the back nine holes.

That's a big hook Tee off Visit the golf range, Score an albatross You deserve a mulligan. Fluffy lie Completely missed the ball, oops!

And shank it. Plugged lie in the bunker Run down the fairway shouting Plugged lie in the bunker At the Clubhouse, Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

You deserve a mulligan. Begin the front nine holes, And good luck! Pitching Wedge Get thrown off the course Jigger At St. Andrews, That's a floater. Reading the green, Start your backswing, take it slow. While drinking beer Carrying your clubs Ostrich Waggle your hips and swing Phoenix You skied it! That's a big slice Losing your ball in the rough, Pulled to the left Phil Mickelson Struck by lightning Use your Lob Wedge And shank it. Tearing up a scorecard Score a bogey.

Carrying your clubs Short irons Open clubface While drinking beer Short irons.