Golf Ipsum

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Fluffy lie

Aiming for the groundsman Jigger Losing your ball in the rough, A scratch golfer, Score an eagle.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Taking a practise swing, Chip in Swing quickly, And shank it. "Get in the hole!" Dancing on the practise ground. Struck by lightning Pulled to the left Good break! Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. Gary Player You deserve a mulligan. Feeling happy now.

You deserve a mulligan. Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Out of frustration To distract your opponent Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

And getting annoyed You deserve a mulligan. Fluffy lie And swing. Tearing up a scorecard Score a bogey Feeling happy now, Pull out the driver and.... A gentle fade That's a floater. Pitching Wedge Score a bogey "Get in the hole!" While drinking beer Phil Mickelson Ostrich To distract your opponent Losing your ball in the rough, Ben Hogan Top your tee shot, Mind where the divot lands! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Win the Green Jacket.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. Start your backswing, take it slow. Begin the front nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, Fluffy lie Niblick Mashie Pull out the driver and.... And good luck! Visit the golf range, "Get in the hole!" You deserve a mulligan. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pushed to the right That's a floater. Jigger Tee off Duck hook! Carrying your clubs And snap your club in half. Begin the front nine holes, Start your backswing, take it slow.