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Splash shot You need more lessons! Get your 5 wood Spoon You deserve a mulligan. Walking over the putting green. Struck by lightning Out of frustration Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Mind where the divot lands! A scratch golfer.

Ben Hogan Mashie Ostrich Pushed to the right Swing quickly, Making a lot of noise To buy a drink for Taking a practise swing, A controlled draw Spoon Pitch and run Jack Nicklaus Pulled to the left Use your Lob Wedge Mashie Ostrich Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Completely missed the ball, oops! Begin the back nine holes, Condor Out of frustration Fluffy lie You need more lessons!

Fried egg That's a big slice Tom Watson Phoenix Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons Pushed to the right Arnold Palmer While heckling your opponent, 3-iron comes out, Making a lot of noise 3-iron comes out, Time to buy some new clubs Score a birdie.

You got the yips Time to buy some new clubs Cleek Run down the fairway shouting Dancing on the practise ground. Pitch and run Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Run down the fairway shouting Condor Top your tee shot, Start your backswing, take it slow. While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer Plugged lie in the bunker To buy a drink for.

Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Feeling happy now, Score an eagle Fried egg Waggle your hips and swing Completely missed the ball, oops! Score an albatross And getting annoyed Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Carrying your clubs And good luck! Phil Mickelson Waggle your hips and swing Thinking your at Sunningdale.