Golf Ipsum

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Arnold Palmer

Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Swear at the Captain and get banned. Looking for a new angle of attack Ben Hogan Losing your ball in the rough, For packing in golf While heckling your opponent, Out of frustration You deserve a mulligan.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Condor Act your age and not like a pro. Feeling happy now, Thinking your at Sunningdale Steady footwork Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a floater. Fried egg At Augusta National Better luck next time! Weak grip Jigger.

Chip in Looking for a new angle of attack Steady footwork A gentle fade Swear at the Captain and get banned. Your ball hits the Captain, And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Start your backswing, take it slow. Tearing up a scorecard That's a big hook Chip and run Splash shot Open stance Looking for a new angle of attack While heckling your opponent, Phoenix Run down the fairway shouting Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard A scratch golfer, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A controlled draw.

Score a par And snap your club in half. Hole in One! Take a mulligan, 3-iron comes out, Texas Wedge Good rhythm Run down the fairway shouting Using your putter to plumb-bob, Looking for a new angle of attack Fluffy lie That's a floater. Good break! Tearing up a scorecard And shank it. For packing in golf Long irons Run down the fairway shouting Reading the green, Start your backswing, take it slow. Pushed to the right.

And swing. And swing. Walking over the putting green. Swing quickly, Chip and run Ostrich A scratch golfer, That's a big slice Phoenix Looking for a new angle of attack Out of anger Act your age and not like a pro. Dancing on the practise ground. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Ostrich Making a lot of noise Condor The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get thrown off the course Hit it as hard as you can And good luck!