Golf Ipsum

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Lose your putter, forced to go home

Pitch and run Steady footwork Long irons Jigger Tom Watson Splash shot Waggle your hips and swing Tiger Woods Cheating on the next hole.

Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pitch and run Swing quickly, Plugged lie in the bunker Arnold Palmer.

Score a birdie And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Short irons Ostrich Swear at the Captain and get banned. Start your backswing, take it slow. For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green. Pushed to the right Aiming for the groundsman At Augusta National Pitch and run Carrying your clubs Niblick Take a mulligan, And swing. Score an eagle To distract your opponent At the Clubhouse, Pushed to the right And snap your club in half. Pulled to the left.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Use your Lob Wedge At the Clubhouse, Duck hook! Thinking your at Sunningdale Weak grip A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Out of anger Top your tee shot.

Spoon Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And your caddie gets cross. For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus For getting banned from the course. Fluffy lie Dancing on the practise ground. Rub of the green To buy a drink for Use your Lob Wedge Pushed to the right Feeling happy now, A scratch golfer, Pitch and run And shank it. Spoon Visit the golf range, And getting annoyed At the Clubhouse, Tearing up a scorecard Pitching Wedge.