Golf Ipsum

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Tom Watson

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Spoon Tee off You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, Open stance Begin the back nine holes, You deserve a mulligan. Pulled to the left At Augusta National Visit the golf range, You need more lessons! Pitching Wedge Score an eagle Phoenix Win the Green Jacket Score an eagle Pulled to the left Ben Hogan.

Short irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. Act your age and not like a pro. Better luck next time! Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a par Score a par At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse, Get your 5 wood That's a gimme. Cleek Swear at the Captain and get banned. While drinking beer Arnold Palmer Pushed to the right Act your age and not like a pro. For packing in golf You got the yips Jigger You got the yips "Get in the hole!" To distract your opponent.

A controlled draw Jack Nicklaus Pulled to the left Rub of the green Arnold Palmer Jack Nicklaus You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw That's a gimme. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Run down the fairway shouting Score a bogey Short irons Pushed to the right And snap your club in half. Waggle your hips and swing.

And good luck! While drinking beer Score a bogey Get a new Sand Iron Use your Lob Wedge While drinking beer Carrying your clubs Out of frustration Good break! Fluffy lie.

That's a big slice The 19th Hole. Completely missed the ball, oops! Top your tee shot, Pushed to the right Good rhythm Ostrich Losing your ball in the rough, Jigger.