Golf Ipsum

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Thinking your at Sunningdale You skied it! Open clubface Losing your ball in the rough, You got the yips Out of anger Short irons To distract your opponent Score a par.

Pitch and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Fried egg Feeling happy now, Ostrich While heckling your opponent, Waggle your hips and swing Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Ben Hogan And lose your mind, Score an albatross Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Pulled to the left Begin the back nine holes, Long irons Short irons Niblick Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Splash shot Duck hook! Spoon Texas Wedge Tee off.

Spoon 3-iron comes out, Pull out the driver and.... Fried egg Visit the golf range, Reading the green, Gary Player Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Duck hook! Spoon Waggle your hips and swing Pull out your 3-wood and.... Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Spoon Tee off Pull out the driver and.... Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Open stance Better luck next time! Get thrown off the course Fluffy lie Out of anger Arnold Palmer You need more lessons! Use your Lob Wedge Open stance Score a birdie Texas Wedge.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Making a lot of noise Steady footwork Phoenix A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack Mind where the divot lands! While drinking beer Aiming for the groundsman Pitch and run Plugged lie in the bunker Roll around on the ground laughing, At St. Andrews, Struck by lightning Phoenix Cleek Dancing on the practise ground. And shank it. Tee off For packing in golf Get a new Sand Iron Long irons Waggle your hips and swing The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for 3-iron comes out.