Golf Ipsum

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You need more lessons!

Open stance And snap your club in half. Good break! Phoenix Cleek Open clubface Pull out the driver and.... Score an albatross Waggle your hips and swing And swing.

And good luck! Phoenix Fried egg Ben Hogan Fried egg Jigger The 19th Hole. That's a floater. Weak grip Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left Ostrich Pitch and run Condor Brassie You got the yips And good luck! At the Clubhouse, Weak grip A scratch golfer, For packing in golf Roll around on the ground laughing.

Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer A controlled draw Pitch and run Brassie Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Condor While heckling your opponent.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Reading the green, Dancing on the practise ground. Open clubface Roll around on the ground laughing, Short irons Steady footwork Dancing on the practise ground. Waggle your hips and swing Steady footwork Spoon Pushed to the right "Get in the hole!" And getting annoyed For packing in golf Struck by lightning Tiger Woods Roll around on the ground laughing, Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned. At St. Andrews, Brassie.

Tee off Weak grip Mind where the divot lands! Arnold Palmer Tee off Top your tee shot, Tiger Woods Completely missed the ball, oops! A gentle fade Mashie Roll around on the ground laughing, 3-iron comes out, Spoon Act your age and not like a pro. Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the back nine holes.