Golf Ipsum
Act your age and not like a pro
That's a big hook Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Score an eagle Ben Hogan At the Clubhouse, Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out, Gary Player Roll around on the ground laughing, And lose your mind, Steady footwork Cleek Taking a practise swing, Win the Green Jacket Tiger Woods.
Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a floater. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Struck by lightning Pushed to the right Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Looking for a new angle of attack Cleek Score a bogey Jigger You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Dancing on the practise ground. Good break! Pull out the driver and.... Looking for a new angle of attack.
Score an albatross Good break! Begin the back nine holes, Short irons Fluffy lie Visit the golf range, Swear at the Captain and get banned. That's a big hook And getting annoyed A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a big hook For getting banned from the course. Tom Watson You need more lessons! Open stance Niblick Pitch and run.
Pull out your 3-wood and.... The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Get a new Sand Iron And getting annoyed Get thrown off the course Making a lot of noise Duck hook! That's a big hook A controlled draw To distract your opponent And snap your club in half. While heckling your opponent, Phil Mickelson Condor Reading the green, Chip and run Jack Nicklaus Hole in One! For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Steady footwork Texas Wedge Pitching Wedge For packing in golf Pushed to the right Run down the fairway shouting 3-iron comes out.
You need more lessons! And swing. Score a bogey Get a new Sand Iron And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. Ostrich That's a big hook Struck by lightning Carrying your clubs Act your age and not like a pro. Tom Watson Carrying your clubs At the Clubhouse, Condor And snap your club in half. Score an eagle Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... A controlled draw Waggle your hips and swing.