Golf Ipsum

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Better luck next time!

Use your Lob Wedge At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Top your tee shot, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Spoon Chip in Your ball hits the Captain, Score an eagle.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Score an eagle Score a bogey You skied it! Tee off Jack Nicklaus Chip and run Score an albatross Score a par Pitch and run Tee off Fluffy lie Swear at the Captain and get banned. While heckling your opponent, Act your age and not like a pro. Condor That's a floater. Phoenix "Get in the hole!" And snap your club in half. Chip and run Walking over the putting green.

And swing. Score an albatross Texas Wedge Open stance That's a gimme. Duck hook! Take a mulligan, Waggle your hips and swing Splash shot Plugged lie in the bunker And shank it. Plugged lie in the bunker Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Open stance At the Clubhouse, And your caddie gets cross. While heckling your opponent, Open clubface Visit the golf range, Spoon Mind where the divot lands! Pitching Wedge Making a lot of noise Win the Green Jacket Good break! And getting annoyed Looking for a new angle of attack At the Clubhouse, Swing quickly, Ben Hogan Open clubface For getting banned from the course. Out of frustration Mashie Niblick Pitching Wedge Score an eagle Jigger And swing.

Get your 5 wood 3-iron comes out, Score a birdie Pitch and run Weak grip That's a big slice Score a bogey To buy a drink for Roll around on the ground laughing, Tiger Woods Waggle your hips and swing.