Golf Ipsum

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Tom Watson

Feeling happy now, Making a lot of noise Hole in One! Arnold Palmer For getting banned from the course. Run down the fairway shouting Tee off Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron.

Niblick Time to buy some new clubs Fried egg Get a new Sand Iron Visit the golf range, Feeling happy now.

Open stance Jack Nicklaus Your ball hits the Captain, Plugged lie in the bunker Duck hook! A scratch golfer, Time to buy some new clubs Score a birdie Pull out the driver and.... Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Score a bogey Walking over the putting green. Cleek Visit the golf range, And shank it. Pushed to the right Gary Player A gentle fade Visit the golf range, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Begin the front nine holes.

Pitching Wedge Good rhythm Roll around on the ground laughing, Making a lot of noise Score a par You got the yips Get thrown off the course Taking a practise swing, Score an eagle That's a gimme. While drinking beer Pull out the driver and.... You skied it! Spoon.

Roll around on the ground laughing, You need more lessons! Mind where the divot lands! Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Steady footwork Your ball hits the Captain, At the Clubhouse, Aiming for the groundsman Ostrich Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tee off Chip and run Out of anger You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge "Get in the hole!" A gentle fade That's a floater. Pushed to the right You got the yips That's a floater.