Golf Ipsum

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Pull out your 3-wood and...

A controlled draw Short irons Pulled to the left Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Chip in Duck hook! Hit it as hard as you can And lose your mind, Pull out the driver and.... Out of frustration For getting banned from the course. Tee off Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Jigger Begin the back nine holes, While heckling your opponent, Carrying your clubs.

Spoon Feeling happy now, Open stance Pull out your 3-wood and.... At Augusta National Mind where the divot lands! Aiming for the groundsman.

Better luck next time! Better luck next time! That's a gimme. Weak grip Walking over the putting green. Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Act your age and not like a pro. Looking for a new angle of attack Time to buy some new clubs.

Tee off Out of frustration To buy a drink for You deserve a mulligan. Mashie Take a mulligan, Shouting Fore as loud as you can.

And snap your club in half. Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips And getting annoyed Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip in.