Golf Ipsum

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At St. Andrews

Top your tee shot, Ben Hogan Walking over the putting green. Tearing up a scorecard Time to buy some new clubs Completely missed the ball, oops! Taking a practise swing, Pulled to the left Jigger.

At the Clubhouse, Swing quickly, Cleek Waggle your hips and swing Mashie.

3-iron comes out, And good luck! Mind where the divot lands! And good luck! That's a big hook Take a mulligan, Chip in Jack Nicklaus Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook! Duck hook! Start your backswing, take it slow. Jack Nicklaus And lose your mind, For packing in golf Pull out your 3-wood and.... Swing quickly.

Making a lot of noise That's a big slice You got the yips Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Begin the front nine holes.

Take a mulligan, Jigger Good break! That's a gimme. Jigger Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get a new Sand Iron And getting annoyed Waggle your hips and swing A controlled draw Jigger Waggle your hips and swing.