Golf Ipsum

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Use your Lob Wedge

3-iron comes out, Niblick Condor Open clubface Run down the fairway shouting.

Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf Good rhythm Good rhythm Hole in One! Pull out the driver and.... Score an albatross Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson Hole in One! Hole in One! And swing. Your ball hits the Captain, Short irons A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Brassie To buy a drink for Get your 5 wood Tom Watson Duck hook!

Better luck next time! Tiger Woods You need more lessons! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pitch and run Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Losing your ball in the rough, Chip in Tearing up a scorecard Jack Nicklaus Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, You need more lessons! Waggle your hips and swing Tearing up a scorecard Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, At St. Andrews, Pulled to the left Feeling happy now, Score an albatross And swing. Thinking your at Sunningdale Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Dancing on the practise ground. Get a new Sand Iron Feeling happy now, Aiming for the groundsman Steady footwork Your ball hits the Captain, Better luck next time! Better luck next time! Phoenix Good break! Win the Green Jacket At the Clubhouse, That's a gimme.

Making a lot of noise Cleek Win the Green Jacket Dancing on the practise ground. Feeling happy now, Short irons Pitch and run At St. Andrews, Score a birdie Score a birdie Score an eagle Run down the fairway shouting Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And shank it.