Golf Ipsum

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And lose your mind, Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for Niblick At St. Andrews, Visit the golf range, Score an eagle Arnold Palmer Ostrich Score a double bogey Long irons.

"Get in the hole!" And lose your mind, Struck by lightning Walking over the putting green. Pitching Wedge 3-iron comes out, Mashie Cleek Time to buy some new clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip and run Aiming for the groundsman Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Your ball hits the Captain, Taking a practise swing, Get your 5 wood Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tiger Woods Out of frustration And getting annoyed At the Clubhouse, Condor That's a gimme. Out of frustration Making a lot of noise Rub of the green Roll around on the ground laughing, Out of anger At the Clubhouse, Long irons.

A scratch golfer, Feeling happy now, Making a lot of noise Pitching Wedge Losing your ball in the rough, Phoenix Losing your ball in the rough, Feeling happy now, Steady footwork Win the Green Jacket That's a big hook You skied it! Losing your ball in the rough, Losing your ball in the rough, Texas Wedge Your ball hits the Captain, Pushed to the right Score a double bogey A gentle fade Get your 5 wood And getting annoyed.

And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Niblick Roll around on the ground laughing, Pulled to the left Cleek Looking for a new angle of attack Reading the green, Duck hook! Rub of the green Run down the fairway shouting Aiming for the groundsman That's a big slice Rub of the green.