Golf Ipsum

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Using your putter to plumb-bob

And good luck! Your ball hits the Captain, A gentle fade Brassie Using your putter to plumb-bob, You deserve a mulligan. Jigger Score a birdie Gary Player Hit it as hard as you can Mind where the divot lands! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Ostrich Score a double bogey Act your age and not like a pro. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get a new Sand Iron And lose your mind, Get a new Sand Iron Better luck next time! Your ball hits the Captain, Act your age and not like a pro. Fluffy lie Phoenix For packing in golf Thinking your at Sunningdale Fluffy lie You got the yips.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break! The 19th Hole. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Chip and run Out of anger Weak grip Short irons Splash shot And swing. Get your 5 wood Pitch and run 3-iron comes out, And swing.

Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... At the Clubhouse, Mind where the divot lands! Tiger Woods A controlled draw.

Struck by lightning Jigger Reading the green, And swing. Arnold Palmer Visit the golf range, Fluffy lie Time to buy some new clubs At Augusta National To buy a drink for Tee off Aiming for the groundsman A controlled draw Chip in Walking over the putting green. Splash shot Good break! Walking over the putting green.

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You got the yips Open stance Completely missed the ball, oops! And your caddie gets cross. And lose your mind, At Augusta National Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! Chip in That's a gimme. Cheating on the next hole Completely missed the ball, oops!