Golf Ipsum

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"Get in the hole!"

"Get in the hole!" Hit it as hard as you can A controlled draw Score a bogey Weak grip Dancing on the practise ground. Begin the front nine holes, And getting annoyed Pushed to the right Jack Nicklaus Time to buy some new clubs Short irons Score a par Better luck next time! You need more lessons! Ostrich Pushed to the right Score an albatross Hit it as hard as you can You need more lessons! A scratch golfer, Making a lot of noise Tee off Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Looking for a new angle of attack.

Splash shot Carrying your clubs Thinking your at Sunningdale Good break! Niblick Get your 5 wood Chip and run Get thrown off the course Long irons Win the Green Jacket Chip in Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Jigger Brassie Tom Watson.

For packing in golf You need more lessons! To buy a drink for Completely missed the ball, oops! Reading the green, At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A controlled draw Jigger While drinking beer Completely missed the ball, oops! Phil Mickelson Visit the golf range, Duck hook! Feeling happy now, Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Waggle your hips and swing You deserve a mulligan. That's a gimme. Taking a practise swing, Open clubface Jigger Completely missed the ball, oops!

Visit the golf range, A gentle fade Condor For getting banned from the course. Out of frustration Arnold Palmer That's a big hook Top your tee shot, Chip in Arnold Palmer Reading the green, Spoon.

Pulled to the left Waggle your hips and swing A scratch golfer, Condor Phoenix Plugged lie in the bunker To distract your opponent Rub of the green.