Golf Ipsum

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Pretend nothing just happened and smile

Visit the golf range, Pull out the driver and.... Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips Texas Wedge That's a floater. Score an albatross Score an albatross And good luck! Ben Hogan.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Your ball hits the Captain, The 19th Hole. Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out, Visit the golf range.

Feeling happy now, Duck hook! Aiming for the groundsman To distract your opponent Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket Splash shot And shank it. You need more lessons! Score a double bogey Open stance For getting banned from the course. Rub of the green Tiger Woods Get your 5 wood Mind where the divot lands! Hole in One! Ben Hogan Better luck next time! You need more lessons! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge Steady footwork Use your Lob Wedge Fried egg Fluffy lie.

At St. Andrews, Hole in One! Using your putter to plumb-bob, And good luck! Looking for a new angle of attack Niblick At the Clubhouse, Taking a practise swing, Losing your ball in the rough, Texas Wedge Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, Waggle your hips and swing Fluffy lie Swing quickly, A controlled draw Take a mulligan, Score an eagle Arnold Palmer Tiger Woods And lose your mind, Completely missed the ball, oops! Out of frustration Act your age and not like a pro. While drinking beer Duck hook! That's a big hook Cheating on the next hole Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste.

Condor And getting annoyed Good rhythm That's a floater. And snap your club in half. Pull out the driver and.... The 19th Hole. Ostrich A scratch golfer, Looking for a new angle of attack Duck hook! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Mind where the divot lands! While heckling your opponent.