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For packing in golf

Score a bogey Win the Green Jacket That's a floater. 3-iron comes out, Weak grip Making a lot of noise Gary Player Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. The 19th Hole. For packing in golf Good rhythm Hit it as hard as you can Taking a practise swing, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Cleek Pulled to the left Open clubface Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie Score a par Get a new Sand Iron Score an albatross.

3-iron comes out, Mashie You skied it! Pulled to the left Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the back nine holes, That's a big slice Fluffy lie Good rhythm And shank it. Fried egg Fluffy lie.

Visit the golf range, Run down the fairway shouting And shank it. You skied it! You need more lessons! To distract your opponent While heckling your opponent, Win the Green Jacket Ostrich Pitching Wedge Ben Hogan Jigger Time to buy some new clubs Losing your ball in the rough, Arnold Palmer Score a birdie Score a par Gary Player Act your age and not like a pro. And shank it. "Get in the hole!".

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Carrying your clubs Struck by lightning Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Begin the front nine holes, Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, Cheating on the next hole Mind where the divot lands! Chip and run The 19th Hole. Tom Watson Chip and run Phil Mickelson Use your Lob Wedge And swing. Score a bogey Begin the front nine holes.

That's a floater. Out of anger "Get in the hole!" "Get in the hole!" To buy a drink for Rub of the green.