Golf Ipsum

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And snap your club in half

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Out of anger Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A controlled draw Waggle your hips and swing Pulled to the left You skied it! Weak grip And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. You deserve a mulligan. Gary Player Visit the golf range, Score an albatross Chip and run.

To buy a drink for Take a mulligan, Start your backswing, take it slow. Act your age and not like a pro. Jack Nicklaus Texas Wedge Spoon Open stance Cleek Out of frustration Mashie Waggle your hips and swing Ben Hogan And swing. Carrying your clubs Cleek You need more lessons! That's a gimme. And good luck! Weak grip Act your age and not like a pro. Struck by lightning Steady footwork Score a birdie Feeling happy now, Cleek.

Looking for a new angle of attack Begin the front nine holes, Act your age and not like a pro. Weak grip Spoon Losing your ball in the rough, You deserve a mulligan. Waggle your hips and swing.

Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, Chip and run Phoenix You deserve a mulligan. Score a double bogey.

Jack Nicklaus Taking a practise swing, "Get in the hole!" Lose your putter, forced to go home. Hole in One! Act your age and not like a pro. Feeling happy now, Making a lot of noise Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Condor 3-iron comes out, You skied it! Open stance Reading the green, While drinking beer Begin the back nine holes, Aiming for the groundsman Pulled to the left For getting banned from the course. 3-iron comes out, Use your Lob Wedge Better luck next time! Get a new Sand Iron Roll around on the ground laughing, And snap your club in half. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Fried egg.