Golf Ipsum

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A controlled draw

Making a lot of noise For packing in golf Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Use your Lob Wedge Mashie Score an albatross.

Feeling happy now, Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker Tiger Woods Begin the front nine holes, And your caddie gets cross. You got the yips Feeling happy now, Spoon Tearing up a scorecard A scratch golfer, Completely missed the ball, oops! Out of frustration That's a big slice And lose your mind, Thinking your at Sunningdale Swing quickly, Making a lot of noise Waggle your hips and swing Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole "Get in the hole!" At St. Andrews, Score a birdie Tom Watson Pulled to the left Cheating on the next hole Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting.

Waggle your hips and swing Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score an albatross Good break! Phil Mickelson While heckling your opponent, Splash shot That's a gimme. Swing quickly, Run down the fairway shouting Splash shot Long irons Win the Green Jacket Thinking your at Sunningdale Reading the green, Cheating on the next hole Chip and run Good rhythm Chip in Arnold Palmer Splash shot Struck by lightning Brassie.

Niblick Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big slice "Get in the hole!" Begin the back nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs.

That's a big slice Niblick Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You need more lessons! Pull out the driver and.... Swear at the Captain and get banned. And your caddie gets cross. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Weak grip Carrying your clubs Splash shot Score a double bogey Struck by lightning Open stance Score a double bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Chip in Gary Player Out of anger Brassie Brassie.