Golf Ipsum
At the Clubhouse
And shank it. Jack Nicklaus Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Use your Lob Wedge Long irons And snap your club in half. Get a new Sand Iron Phil Mickelson And getting annoyed Better luck next time! Duck hook! Tiger Woods And shank it. Begin the back nine holes, Mashie Taking a practise swing, Get thrown off the course Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And your caddie gets cross. Making a lot of noise And your caddie gets cross. Visit the golf range, Open clubface You deserve a mulligan. Losing your ball in the rough, Pitching Wedge.
At Augusta National Walking over the putting green. Phoenix Rub of the green Pitching Wedge That's a big hook Phoenix Ben Hogan Use your Lob Wedge Chip and run While drinking beer And snap your club in half. Pulled to the left Pushed to the right Hit it as hard as you can Losing your ball in the rough, Dancing on the practise ground. Pitching Wedge Begin the front nine holes.
Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get thrown off the course And your caddie gets cross. Mashie Score a birdie The 19th Hole. Struck by lightning Mind where the divot lands!
Visit the golf range, Long irons Visit the golf range, Taking a practise swing, Jack Nicklaus While heckling your opponent, Plugged lie in the bunker And snap your club in half. Open clubface You deserve a mulligan. While heckling your opponent, That's a floater. Out of anger Mashie Get a new Sand Iron Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Reading the green, Score an eagle Hole in One! Waggle your hips and swing.
Tee off Out of frustration Walking over the putting green. Making a lot of noise Gary Player Lose your putter, forced to go home. Reading the green, Spoon Making a lot of noise At St. Andrews, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Spoon Pitching Wedge For packing in golf That's a floater. Using your putter to plumb-bob, The 19th Hole. You need more lessons! Dancing on the practise ground. To buy a drink for.