Golf Ipsum

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Score an albatross

"Get in the hole!" To buy a drink for Gary Player Score a birdie Ben Hogan Spoon.

Fluffy lie That's a gimme. Feeling happy now, Chip in Open clubface Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Better luck next time! Good rhythm And good luck! Pull out your 3-wood and.... And swing.

Run down the fairway shouting Phoenix Mind where the divot lands! Swing quickly, And shank it. Good break! Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! Swing quickly, Visit the golf range, Get thrown off the course Struck by lightning.

Begin the front nine holes, Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big hook Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Waggle your hips and swing Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Losing your ball in the rough, That's a big hook Pitching Wedge Better luck next time! Out of anger Carrying your clubs Good break! Pull out your 3-wood and.... 3-iron comes out, Score a double bogey And swing. Hole in One! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Mind where the divot lands! Tiger Woods That's a big hook Pretend nothing just happened and smile.