Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run Chip in Jack Nicklaus You got the yips Weak grip Ostrich You need more lessons! That's a big slice Taking a practise swing, Completely missed the ball, oops! Win the Green Jacket Feeling happy now, For getting banned from the course. And snap your club in half. Cleek Time to buy some new clubs Out of frustration.

That's a floater. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Tiger Woods Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Time to buy some new clubs And good luck! For getting banned from the course. Gary Player That's a big hook Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! And swing. Start your backswing, take it slow. And good luck! The 19th Hole. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Hit it as hard as you can.

You got the yips Splash shot Lose your putter, forced to go home. That's a big slice Taking a practise swing.

Tearing up a scorecard For getting banned from the course. Thinking your at Sunningdale Jack Nicklaus Mind where the divot lands! And swing. Get a new Sand Iron Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hit it as hard as you can Phil Mickelson Tiger Woods Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it. Get your 5 wood A controlled draw Open clubface You got the yips.

That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. Jack Nicklaus Score a double bogey Chip in And good luck! At Augusta National Begin the front nine holes, Get thrown off the course Time to buy some new clubs For getting banned from the course. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitch and run.