Golf Ipsum

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Tee off

And lose your mind, Mind where the divot lands! That's a floater. To buy a drink for Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods Tom Watson Good rhythm Cheating on the next hole Pushed to the right Tiger Woods Tom Watson Top your tee shot, At St. Andrews, A controlled draw Time to buy some new clubs Condor Rub of the green Pull out your 3-wood and.... Arnold Palmer Ostrich.

While drinking beer While drinking beer Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tom Watson Score a par That's a big slice Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, Jack Nicklaus Texas Wedge For packing in golf Hole in One! And your caddie gets cross. Pitching Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Making a lot of noise.

You need more lessons! At the Clubhouse, Carrying your clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pushed to the right You skied it! And good luck! Arnold Palmer You need more lessons! Arnold Palmer Gary Player Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Steady footwork Long irons That's a big slice Good break! Fluffy lie Long irons Out of frustration Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Condor And good luck! Hole in One!

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale Condor Fried egg Waggle your hips and swing Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. Time to buy some new clubs.

And lose your mind, You need more lessons! Carrying your clubs Splash shot Making a lot of noise Your ball hits the Captain, Mind where the divot lands! Niblick You skied it! Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed Struck by lightning That's a big hook And getting annoyed Your ball hits the Captain.