Golf Ipsum
A scratch golfer
Top your tee shot, Get your 5 wood Good rhythm That's a big hook Score a double bogey Open clubface Ostrich Plugged lie in the bunker Begin the front nine holes, Brassie "Get in the hole!" Act your age and not like a pro. Your ball hits the Captain, A scratch golfer, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. To distract your opponent Hit it as hard as you can A gentle fade At Augusta National Gary Player Long irons Dancing on the practise ground. Good rhythm.
Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, To distract your opponent Arnold Palmer Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hit it as hard as you can.
Run down the fairway shouting Open clubface "Get in the hole!" A controlled draw Tee off Score a birdie Ben Hogan Pulled to the left Score a par You skied it! To distract your opponent Jigger Hole in One! Get thrown off the course Arnold Palmer Score a birdie Brassie Your ball hits the Captain, Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise Fried egg.
Mind where the divot lands! Pitch and run Open stance And lose your mind, Mashie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Walking over the putting green. Fluffy lie Swing quickly, Win the Green Jacket Phil Mickelson Gary Player Completely missed the ball, oops! And swing. Chip in Score a double bogey Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a big slice Use your Lob Wedge.
Pulled to the left Use your Lob Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Get thrown off the course Act your age and not like a pro. Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Good rhythm Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. A gentle fade Score a birdie Good rhythm Swear at the Captain and get banned. Begin the front nine holes, Spoon Using your putter to plumb-bob, While drinking beer Long irons A gentle fade While heckling your opponent, Time to buy some new clubs And snap your club in half. Begin the front nine holes, Rub of the green Tom Watson.