Golf Ipsum

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Take a mulligan

That's a big hook Get thrown off the course Chip in And getting annoyed Score a double bogey That's a big slice Long irons.

Score an eagle Pull out your 3-wood and.... Short irons Gary Player Good break! That's a big slice Cheating on the next hole At St. Andrews, "Get in the hole!".

Carrying your clubs Score an eagle Walking over the putting green. Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops! Jigger Condor Duck hook! Take a mulligan, Spoon Tee off Plugged lie in the bunker For getting banned from the course. A gentle fade Begin the back nine holes, A scratch golfer, Take a mulligan, Weak grip Good break! Score an albatross Shouting Fore as loud as you can. 3-iron comes out, Completely missed the ball, oops! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Texas Wedge Waggle your hips and swing.

Chip in Get a new Sand Iron To buy a drink for Steady footwork Ben Hogan For packing in golf Jack Nicklaus Get a new Sand Iron Weak grip For getting banned from the course. Tearing up a scorecard Swear at the Captain and get banned. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Fried egg Open stance Begin the front nine holes, At St. Andrews.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Open clubface Win the Green Jacket Tom Watson Weak grip Roll around on the ground laughing, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Out of frustration Brassie Completely missed the ball, oops! Thinking your at Sunningdale A scratch golfer, Win the Green Jacket Struck by lightning You got the yips Your ball hits the Captain, While drinking beer For packing in golf Niblick Spoon Walking over the putting green. Reading the green.