Golf Ipsum

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Pull out the driver and...

Waggle your hips and swing Phil Mickelson And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack Tiger Woods Score a birdie Get thrown off the course That's a big hook Get your 5 wood.

Pitch and run Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the back nine holes, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Good break! Condor Mind where the divot lands!

Good rhythm Waggle your hips and swing Waggle your hips and swing Chip and run Chip in Aiming for the groundsman Pitch and run Arnold Palmer Visit the golf range, And shank it. Better luck next time! Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Win the Green Jacket Long irons Fluffy lie Pulled to the left Hit it as hard as you can Run down the fairway shouting Jigger Carrying your clubs Short irons Tom Watson Chip and run Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out the driver and.... For getting banned from the course. While drinking beer.

Pushed to the right Top your tee shot, Niblick Mashie Begin the front nine holes, Lose your putter, forced to go home. A controlled draw Short irons Rub of the green Phil Mickelson Looking for a new angle of attack.