Golf Ipsum
Act your age and not like a pro
Act your age and not like a pro. Your ball hits the Captain, At the Clubhouse, Win the Green Jacket A controlled draw Chip in Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance Completely missed the ball, oops! Duck hook! Carrying your clubs Mashie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a par Mashie That's a big hook Mind where the divot lands! That's a big slice Spoon Roll around on the ground laughing, Arnold Palmer Win the Green Jacket A scratch golfer.
Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Niblick Swing quickly, At Augusta National Ben Hogan Score a par While heckling your opponent, Lose your putter, forced to go home. The 19th Hole. And good luck! And getting annoyed Dancing on the practise ground. Pitch and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Score a double bogey.
Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open clubface Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! Jigger Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Out of frustration Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! Score a double bogey That's a big hook Losing your ball in the rough, Phil Mickelson Making a lot of noise Long irons Steady footwork Win the Green Jacket.
Tiger Woods Open clubface Run down the fairway shouting You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge Condor Fluffy lie Tearing up a scorecard Chip and run Run down the fairway shouting Score a double bogey Good rhythm Cleek Niblick And getting annoyed Lose your putter, forced to go home. Win the Green Jacket And shank it. Feeling happy now, Win the Green Jacket Texas Wedge Waggle your hips and swing For getting banned from the course. Mind where the divot lands! Chip and run Out of anger Thinking your at Sunningdale That's a big slice.
Good rhythm That's a big slice At St. Andrews, To buy a drink for Ben Hogan Tearing up a scorecard Tearing up a scorecard Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Cleek Get a new Sand Iron Dancing on the practise ground. Top your tee shot, Cleek Phil Mickelson Long irons Losing your ball in the rough, Texas Wedge Score an eagle Score an albatross Spoon Begin the front nine holes, Cleek You deserve a mulligan. That's a gimme. Feeling happy now.