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Score a double bogey

Good rhythm And good luck! Losing your ball in the rough, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Use your Lob Wedge Long irons Win the Green Jacket You skied it! Jack Nicklaus Long irons 3-iron comes out, Get thrown off the course You skied it! Hole in One! At Augusta National At St. Andrews, Jack Nicklaus Condor Struck by lightning Tee off That's a floater. Run down the fairway shouting Jack Nicklaus Lose your putter, forced to go home.

You got the yips Condor Losing your ball in the rough, Arnold Palmer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Jack Nicklaus Fried egg And shank it. Short irons Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Plugged lie in the bunker Tom Watson Carrying your clubs Pushed to the right A scratch golfer, Hole in One! Jigger Niblick Take a mulligan, Your ball hits the Captain, Score an albatross Start your backswing, take it slow.

Texas Wedge A gentle fade Fried egg Roll around on the ground laughing, Fluffy lie Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score an eagle Take a mulligan, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Long irons Open stance You skied it! Jigger Tom Watson Act your age and not like a pro. The 19th Hole. Score an eagle "Get in the hole!" Get your 5 wood Fried egg Score an albatross Cleek Use your Lob Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Time to buy some new clubs Open stance Brassie Time to buy some new clubs Score a par Short irons Pulled to the left "Get in the hole!" Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And snap your club in half. And your caddie gets cross. Long irons And snap your club in half. Get thrown off the course Arnold Palmer Take a mulligan, Phil Mickelson Roll around on the ground laughing, Take a mulligan, Roll around on the ground laughing, Carrying your clubs And good luck!