Golf Ipsum

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Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Time to buy some new clubs Pitch and run Roll around on the ground laughing, Aiming for the groundsman Carrying your clubs The 19th Hole. Swear at the Captain and get banned. You skied it! And good luck! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Struck by lightning Splash shot Ostrich.

Take a mulligan, Phoenix Open clubface Dancing on the practise ground. While heckling your opponent, Begin the front nine holes, Tom Watson 3-iron comes out, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Top your tee shot, Time to buy some new clubs Time to buy some new clubs And shank it. Duck hook! Tee off Begin the back nine holes, Looking for a new angle of attack.

Chip and run Pitch and run Win the Green Jacket Cleek Long irons Out of anger Use your Lob Wedge Jigger Good rhythm Walking over the putting green. That's a gimme. For getting banned from the course. Pushed to the right Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Struck by lightning And lose your mind, Dancing on the practise ground.

Win the Green Jacket A scratch golfer, Spoon Score a double bogey Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a big hook Steady footwork Duck hook! Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Fluffy lie Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Score a bogey Hit it as hard as you can Score an albatross Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitching Wedge Open stance Lose your putter, forced to go home. Phil Mickelson Visit the golf range, Score an albatross Pushed to the right Pitch and run At St. Andrews, Carrying your clubs Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips Open stance For packing in golf Ben Hogan Chip and run Fluffy lie While drinking beer Chip in Niblick While drinking beer Take a mulligan, Using your putter to plumb-bob.