Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run

You skied it! Making a lot of noise Out of frustration Steady footwork Long irons Tiger Woods You got the yips Roll around on the ground laughing, You skied it! That's a big slice While drinking beer Use your Lob Wedge Win the Green Jacket Carrying your clubs For packing in golf Pull out the driver and.... Get a new Sand Iron And shank it. Swing quickly, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Take a mulligan, Brassie Ben Hogan And your caddie gets cross. At the Clubhouse, Completely missed the ball, oops! Tee off.

You need more lessons! Gary Player Splash shot Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Aiming for the groundsman Pull out your 3-wood and.... Time to buy some new clubs And shank it. Pull out your 3-wood and.... And snap your club in half. Your ball hits the Captain, For packing in golf Act your age and not like a pro. Hole in One! Carrying your clubs For packing in golf Arnold Palmer And good luck! And swing. Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And shank it. A controlled draw.

Plugged lie in the bunker Pitching Wedge Mashie Phil Mickelson Dancing on the practise ground. Duck hook! Pull out the driver and....

Steady footwork Ben Hogan Open clubface Pulled to the left Cleek A gentle fade At the Clubhouse, Brassie Struck by lightning Condor.

Good break! And your caddie gets cross. Your ball hits the Captain, Tee off Good rhythm Open clubface Roll around on the ground laughing, Start your backswing, take it slow. Brassie Plugged lie in the bunker.