Golf Ipsum

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Tee off

Roll around on the ground laughing, The 19th Hole. Hit it as hard as you can Texas Wedge While drinking beer Tee off Win the Green Jacket Ostrich.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. While heckling your opponent, Ben Hogan Fried egg Mind where the divot lands! Good rhythm Hit it as hard as you can At Augusta National Swing quickly, A gentle fade Out of anger The 19th Hole. Long irons Score an albatross Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pitching Wedge Taking a practise swing, Score an albatross.

"Get in the hole!" Tiger Woods Visit the golf range, Tee off To buy a drink for And swing. Struck by lightning Waggle your hips and swing Fluffy lie Long irons Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Run down the fairway shouting Tee off Brassie At Augusta National And shank it. Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Gary Player Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Chip in Win the Green Jacket Out of anger Fluffy lie Out of frustration That's a big hook Losing your ball in the rough, That's a floater. Mind where the divot lands! Open stance Top your tee shot, While heckling your opponent, Rub of the green Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, Fried egg Time to buy some new clubs Get thrown off the course.

Dancing on the practise ground. A gentle fade You got the yips Fluffy lie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Begin the back nine holes, Fried egg Out of frustration.