Golf Ipsum

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Good rhythm

Niblick Run down the fairway shouting For getting banned from the course. And getting annoyed Gary Player Get thrown off the course Struck by lightning Splash shot You need more lessons! You skied it! Pitching Wedge.

To distract your opponent Fried egg Phil Mickelson Top your tee shot, Your ball hits the Captain, Better luck next time! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Score an albatross For getting banned from the course. Lose your putter, forced to go home. The 19th Hole. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Visit the golf range, At St. Andrews, Out of anger A gentle fade Feeling happy now, Short irons Duck hook! At the Clubhouse, Pitching Wedge That's a floater. Visit the golf range, Act your age and not like a pro. Arnold Palmer.

A gentle fade And getting annoyed You deserve a mulligan. Cleek Score a par Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips You deserve a mulligan. Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross Roll around on the ground laughing, Steady footwork Get a new Sand Iron Top your tee shot, Good break! A controlled draw For getting banned from the course. Pitch and run Jigger.

Pushed to the right Cleek Walking over the putting green. Hole in One! Top your tee shot, Roll around on the ground laughing, Duck hook! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, The 19th Hole. Pulled to the left.

"Get in the hole!" Visit the golf range, Roll around on the ground laughing, Taking a practise swing, Get your 5 wood.