Golf Ipsum

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For getting banned from the course

Out of frustration That's a big slice Brassie You skied it! Roll around on the ground laughing, At the Clubhouse, To buy a drink for And your caddie gets cross. Niblick Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Hit it as hard as you can Duck hook! Condor At the Clubhouse, Cheating on the next hole While heckling your opponent, Good break! Top your tee shot, Arnold Palmer.

Swing quickly, Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Thinking your at Sunningdale You deserve a mulligan. And shank it. You skied it! Better luck next time! Using your putter to plumb-bob, And lose your mind, Better luck next time! At St. Andrews, Taking a practise swing, Out of anger Chip and run And swing. Rub of the green Swing quickly, And getting annoyed Tearing up a scorecard While heckling your opponent, Tom Watson Pulled to the left For packing in golf.

Cleek "Get in the hole!" Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix A gentle fade Plugged lie in the bunker Score a double bogey At Augusta National Good break! A controlled draw You skied it! Duck hook! Phil Mickelson Open clubface That's a big hook Splash shot That's a big slice A scratch golfer, And lose your mind, Chip in Pull out the driver and.... Feeling happy now, Phoenix Cleek Better luck next time! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swear at the Captain and get banned. At the Clubhouse.

Get your 5 wood You skied it! Visit the golf range, Splash shot Ostrich Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Duck hook!

Fried egg Mind where the divot lands! Losing your ball in the rough, And good luck! You need more lessons! Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course Good break!