Golf Ipsum
Feeling happy now
Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Out of anger Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, While heckling your opponent, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Start your backswing, take it slow. To distract your opponent Take a mulligan, For getting banned from the course. Visit the golf range, Pull out the driver and.... Use your Lob Wedge Reading the green, Your ball hits the Captain, Carrying your clubs 3-iron comes out, While drinking beer Niblick Shouting Fore as loud as you can.
Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hole in One! You got the yips Swing quickly, Good break! Looking for a new angle of attack Open stance Pull out your 3-wood and.... A controlled draw Looking for a new angle of attack Fried egg Using your putter to plumb-bob, Tearing up a scorecard 3-iron comes out, Chip and run Score a bogey Gary Player Win the Green Jacket Spoon While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green. Win the Green Jacket At St. Andrews.
Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Top your tee shot, Spoon Short irons At the Clubhouse, To distract your opponent Waggle your hips and swing Condor Cheating on the next hole Duck hook! Weak grip Score a double bogey Gary Player And swing. Pitch and run.
Time to buy some new clubs Ostrich Score a bogey Brassie Win the Green Jacket Looking for a new angle of attack And snap your club in half. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hit it as hard as you can Niblick Carrying your clubs Reading the green, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And your caddie gets cross. Phoenix Good break! That's a big slice.
Waggle your hips and swing Visit the golf range, Pitch and run And getting annoyed While heckling your opponent, That's a floater.