Golf Ipsum

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And good luck!

Roll around on the ground laughing, Tee off Fried egg 3-iron comes out, And lose your mind, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Tiger Woods Start your backswing, take it slow.

Ostrich Condor Ostrich Pitching Wedge While drinking beer Feeling happy now, And snap your club in half. Reading the green, Fluffy lie Take a mulligan, That's a floater. Aiming for the groundsman Jack Nicklaus Fluffy lie Good break! Get a new Sand Iron Duck hook! And snap your club in half. Plugged lie in the bunker Pitching Wedge Good break! Visit the golf range.

You deserve a mulligan. Niblick Run down the fairway shouting Pull out the driver and.... Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pushed to the right You need more lessons! Struck by lightning Score an eagle That's a big hook Completely missed the ball, oops! 3-iron comes out, Start your backswing, take it slow. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For packing in golf And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Open clubface Visit the golf range, Spoon Cheating on the next hole While drinking beer Pitching Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Fried egg Rub of the green Thinking your at Sunningdale.

And your caddie gets cross. You need more lessons! Jigger Swing quickly, Losing your ball in the rough, Chip and run Your ball hits the Captain, Tom Watson Tearing up a scorecard Visit the golf range, Get thrown off the course Oops, your ball is in the bunker. For getting banned from the course.

Niblick Short irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... Taking a practise swing, Score an albatross Feeling happy now, Roll around on the ground laughing, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Win the Green Jacket Hole in One! Get thrown off the course A scratch golfer, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Struck by lightning And getting annoyed.