Golf Ipsum

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Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Niblick Hole in One! Get thrown off the course Waggle your hips and swing And snap your club in half. Reading the green, Pitch and run For packing in golf Pull out your 3-wood and.... Looking for a new angle of attack Waggle your hips and swing Start your backswing, take it slow. Cheating on the next hole You got the yips.

A scratch golfer, Jack Nicklaus And swing. Visit the golf range, At St. Andrews, Tiger Woods A scratch golfer, Short irons Condor You got the yips A controlled draw Act your age and not like a pro. You skied it! A gentle fade At St. Andrews, Chip in.

Begin the back nine holes, Start your backswing, take it slow. Get thrown off the course Tiger Woods You skied it! Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Begin the back nine holes, Feeling happy now, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed Pulled to the left For packing in golf Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Get thrown off the course Jack Nicklaus Carrying your clubs And good luck! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Begin the front nine holes, Get a new Sand Iron.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dancing on the practise ground.

Texas Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Ben Hogan "Get in the hole!" You need more lessons! Visit the golf range, Taking a practise swing, Short irons Spoon Fried egg.