Golf Ipsum

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And swing

That's a floater. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Score an eagle Begin the back nine holes, At St. Andrews, Start your backswing, take it slow.

Score a par Out of frustration That's a big hook Pulled to the left Gary Player Out of anger Good break! Time to buy some new clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Thinking your at Sunningdale Score an albatross Phoenix Long irons Arnold Palmer Good rhythm And shank it. Duck hook! At St. Andrews, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf Score a birdie Jigger Short irons Struck by lightning.

Tiger Woods Score a birdie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. While heckling your opponent, And getting annoyed Aiming for the groundsman Win the Green Jacket Get your 5 wood That's a big slice For packing in golf Ostrich Using your putter to plumb-bob, Plugged lie in the bunker You got the yips Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer Niblick Score a double bogey.

To buy a drink for You got the yips Pitching Wedge Get a new Sand Iron Weak grip Ostrich Ben Hogan You deserve a mulligan. Score an eagle Jack Nicklaus Visit the golf range, Mashie Pull out your 3-wood and....

Score a double bogey You got the yips Score a birdie Open clubface Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out the driver and.... Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score a par And good luck! Out of frustration.