Golf Ipsum

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Use your Lob Wedge

Struck by lightning A controlled draw Arnold Palmer Feeling happy now, Use your Lob Wedge Hit it as hard as you can And swing. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Your ball hits the Captain, Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out your 3-wood and.... Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip Pitch and run Completely missed the ball, oops! Chip and run Rub of the green.

Aiming for the groundsman Looking for a new angle of attack To distract your opponent And snap your club in half. And swing. Take a mulligan, And good luck!

Visit the golf range, Pulled to the left Rub of the green Start your backswing, take it slow. Steady footwork And your caddie gets cross. Dancing on the practise ground. Looking for a new angle of attack Out of anger Feeling happy now, That's a big hook Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At Augusta National And your caddie gets cross. Pitching Wedge.

A scratch golfer, Aiming for the groundsman While heckling your opponent, Score an albatross Texas Wedge A gentle fade Ostrich And swing. You deserve a mulligan. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. You skied it! Score a birdie Duck hook! Phoenix To buy a drink for Making a lot of noise Reading the green, And lose your mind, Tee off Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. At the Clubhouse, Good break! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, For getting banned from the course. Good break! Mind where the divot lands! Tom Watson Use your Lob Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Score a bogey Pull out the driver and.... Pitch and run You skied it! Fried egg Take a mulligan, Top your tee shot.