Golf Ipsum

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Score a double bogey

Long irons Thinking your at Sunningdale Tearing up a scorecard Score a birdie Duck hook! Carrying your clubs Pulled to the left Tee off Gary Player And lose your mind, Arnold Palmer Swing quickly, Start your backswing, take it slow. At Augusta National Thinking your at Sunningdale Take a mulligan, Condor Condor Open stance Pitching Wedge Tee off Get thrown off the course Pull out the driver and.... Cleek Niblick Carrying your clubs.

At the Clubhouse, Pitch and run Score a bogey To distract your opponent Hit it as hard as you can Your ball hits the Captain, Taking a practise swing, Chip in Condor Swing quickly, Taking a practise swing, And good luck! And good luck! Get thrown off the course Struck by lightning Begin the front nine holes, Score an eagle You deserve a mulligan. Condor "Get in the hole!" Dancing on the practise ground. You deserve a mulligan. Tee off Win the Green Jacket.

Rub of the green "Get in the hole!" And lose your mind, Tiger Woods Pulled to the left Score an eagle And lose your mind, Losing your ball in the rough, Score an eagle Ben Hogan The 19th Hole. Open clubface Hit it as hard as you can Carrying your clubs Start your backswing, take it slow.

Tiger Woods Pushed to the right Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker Start your backswing, take it slow. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Walking over the putting green. A controlled draw Open clubface Get thrown off the course Rub of the green Tee off Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a floater. Hit it as hard as you can You skied it! Feeling happy now, You got the yips You deserve a mulligan.

Short irons Score an eagle Cleek Spoon You need more lessons! Your ball hits the Captain, Phoenix.