Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

Pull out the driver and.... Act your age and not like a pro. A controlled draw Mashie A controlled draw And lose your mind.

Act your age and not like a pro. At Augusta National 3-iron comes out, And shank it. Top your tee shot, To buy a drink for Score a bogey Win the Green Jacket Better luck next time! Score a par And your caddie gets cross.

Condor At the Clubhouse, Spoon Time to buy some new clubs Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Niblick Texas Wedge Get thrown off the course Better luck next time! Pitch and run Get a new Sand Iron Spoon Begin the front nine holes, Hit it as hard as you can.

Brassie Score an albatross Mind where the divot lands! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Your ball hits the Captain, Fried egg Dancing on the practise ground. Condor Begin the front nine holes, Struck by lightning At St. Andrews, Begin the front nine holes, Get your 5 wood And snap your club in half. Hit it as hard as you can Losing your ball in the rough, A gentle fade Out of anger Good rhythm Begin the back nine holes, Pull out the driver and.... Tiger Woods A gentle fade Open clubface And shank it.

Good break! Thinking your at Sunningdale For packing in golf Tearing up a scorecard Rub of the green Splash shot Top your tee shot, That's a floater. Visit the golf range, Top your tee shot, Get a new Sand Iron.