Golf Ipsum

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Pretend nothing just happened and smile

And snap your club in half. And your caddie gets cross. Ostrich Using your putter to plumb-bob, And your caddie gets cross. Roll around on the ground laughing, Gary Player For packing in golf Run down the fairway shouting Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pitch and run You got the yips Mind where the divot lands! Cheating on the next hole That's a gimme. Carrying your clubs Get thrown off the course Run down the fairway shouting Tiger Woods Get your 5 wood.

At Augusta National A scratch golfer, Mind where the divot lands! Score an albatross Fluffy lie And good luck! The 19th Hole. And shank it. And getting annoyed Pushed to the right Completely missed the ball, oops! Tiger Woods Ben Hogan Out of anger.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Jack Nicklaus Gary Player Oops, your ball is in the bunker. That's a gimme. And shank it. Chip and run Feeling happy now.

Chip in Cheating on the next hole You need more lessons! Score an albatross That's a big slice Rub of the green Ostrich To buy a drink for Niblick And snap your club in half. You got the yips Score a double bogey Win the Green Jacket Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, Tee off Pushed to the right Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score an albatross Good rhythm.

Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot, Phoenix 3-iron comes out, Ben Hogan Score an eagle Pull out your 3-wood and.... That's a floater. That's a gimme. And shank it. Use your Lob Wedge You deserve a mulligan. Short irons Score a birdie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale Mind where the divot lands! To buy a drink for.