Golf Ipsum

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Long irons

Open clubface Your ball hits the Captain, A controlled draw Out of frustration Score a par Score a bogey "Get in the hole!" Tom Watson While drinking beer Get thrown off the course Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big slice Taking a practise swing, Waggle your hips and swing Tom Watson Ostrich You got the yips Score an albatross And lose your mind, A controlled draw Hole in One! Hit it as hard as you can And shank it. Score a bogey And getting annoyed A controlled draw Phil Mickelson.

Dancing on the practise ground. The 19th Hole. Out of anger Feeling happy now, Chip in Run down the fairway shouting Niblick That's a gimme. Get your 5 wood Thinking your at Sunningdale Fried egg Visit the golf range.

Hole in One! To buy a drink for For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack And swing. Feeling happy now, Mind where the divot lands! And swing. Cleek Pushed to the right Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Take a mulligan, At St. Andrews, Chip and run Out of frustration 3-iron comes out, That's a big slice Pushed to the right Dancing on the practise ground. You got the yips Pushed to the right.

Score a birdie And snap your club in half. Ben Hogan Phil Mickelson Aiming for the groundsman That's a floater. Chip in Pretend nothing just happened and smile. That's a floater. Pushed to the right Aiming for the groundsman Good break! That's a big slice Phoenix Top your tee shot, For getting banned from the course. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Reading the green, Fried egg Tiger Woods Tiger Woods And getting annoyed Thinking your at Sunningdale Pull out your 3-wood and.... Struck by lightning Pull out your 3-wood and.... Begin the back nine holes, Duck hook!