Golf Ipsum

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Shouting Fore as loud as you can

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Ostrich Making a lot of noise Hit it as hard as you can For packing in golf.

And snap your club in half. Good break! Begin the back nine holes, And shank it. Completely missed the ball, oops! For getting banned from the course. Get thrown off the course Get thrown off the course Using your putter to plumb-bob, A scratch golfer, Tom Watson Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Cheating on the next hole Jack Nicklaus You need more lessons!

Gary Player Using your putter to plumb-bob, Losing your ball in the rough, Good rhythm Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance For packing in golf A gentle fade You deserve a mulligan. Begin the back nine holes, Score an eagle Open clubface And good luck! Dancing on the practise ground.

Visit the golf range, Splash shot Tee off 3-iron comes out, Ostrich Losing your ball in the rough, Niblick And snap your club in half. Roll around on the ground laughing, Reading the green, Niblick Tiger Woods A controlled draw Good break! Good rhythm.

Fluffy lie Good break! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Walking over the putting green. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pulled to the left A scratch golfer.