Golf Ipsum

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Tom Watson

Top your tee shot, Cleek Score a bogey Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting Visit the golf range, A gentle fade Open clubface Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Begin the back nine holes, A controlled draw Begin the front nine holes, Pitch and run At Augusta National A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Win the Green Jacket And lose your mind, Get a new Sand Iron.

Waggle your hips and swing Score an albatross Mind where the divot lands! Visit the golf range, Out of anger Gary Player Win the Green Jacket Roll around on the ground laughing, Top your tee shot, While heckling your opponent, Visit the golf range.

3-iron comes out, Begin the front nine holes, And swing. Cleek Using your putter to plumb-bob, Splash shot.

Completely missed the ball, oops! Swear at the Captain and get banned. And your caddie gets cross. Score a par Taking a practise swing, Arnold Palmer Spoon Tom Watson For getting banned from the course. Get thrown off the course Visit the golf range, "Get in the hole!" Your ball hits the Captain.

And shank it. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole Ostrich Visit the golf range, Get thrown off the course A gentle fade Act your age and not like a pro. Pitching Wedge Fluffy lie Visit the golf range.