Golf Ipsum
While drinking beer
Score an eagle Gary Player Thinking your at Sunningdale Carrying your clubs Dancing on the practise ground. Dancing on the practise ground. Take a mulligan, Taking a practise swing, Roll around on the ground laughing, Carrying your clubs Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swing quickly, Tee off Cleek.
Making a lot of noise That's a gimme. Fluffy lie That's a big slice That's a gimme. Out of frustration Hit it as hard as you can Top your tee shot, Out of frustration And your caddie gets cross. Act your age and not like a pro. Score an albatross Out of frustration Short irons Score a double bogey The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, At St. Andrews, Hole in One! Cleek Weak grip Fried egg You deserve a mulligan. Run down the fairway shouting Jigger Pull out the driver and....
You deserve a mulligan. Out of frustration Mashie Tiger Woods Splash shot Get a new Sand Iron Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pitching Wedge For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack Roll around on the ground laughing, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Gary Player Use your Lob Wedge You got the yips.
Steady footwork Spoon Pitch and run A scratch golfer, Tearing up a scorecard Phoenix At Augusta National "Get in the hole!" Rub of the green "Get in the hole!" Better luck next time! Out of anger Open stance Plugged lie in the bunker And getting annoyed Gary Player Score a birdie Splash shot Making a lot of noise Use your Lob Wedge Out of anger.
Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... And swing. Cheating on the next hole Dancing on the practise ground. Feeling happy now, Get your 5 wood Losing your ball in the rough, Losing your ball in the rough, Chip in Pitch and run Time to buy some new clubs To distract your opponent Chip in Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You got the yips Plugged lie in the bunker To distract your opponent You got the yips Shouting Fore as loud as you can.