Golf Ipsum
Struck by lightning
Score a birdie Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Losing your ball in the rough, And your caddie gets cross. Roll around on the ground laughing, Taking a practise swing, At Augusta National Condor Spoon For getting banned from the course. Run down the fairway shouting A gentle fade Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a floater. Jack Nicklaus Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jack Nicklaus.
Hole in One! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Niblick Carrying your clubs Score a birdie Fluffy lie Dancing on the practise ground. Hole in One! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Struck by lightning And shank it. You got the yips Aiming for the groundsman Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a par Brassie Looking for a new angle of attack For packing in golf A controlled draw Open clubface Your ball hits the Captain, At St. Andrews, Tee off Feeling happy now, Good rhythm Walking over the putting green.
Score an albatross Cheating on the next hole Roll around on the ground laughing, Get thrown off the course Cheating on the next hole Texas Wedge Take a mulligan, While heckling your opponent, Win the Green Jacket Weak grip Pull out your 3-wood and.... Ben Hogan Pushed to the right Jack Nicklaus Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For getting banned from the course. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You skied it! Taking a practise swing, And lose your mind, Pulled to the left That's a big hook Out of frustration You skied it! Better luck next time! Tearing up a scorecard Carrying your clubs Dancing on the practise ground.
Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of frustration Lose your putter, forced to go home. At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer Visit the golf range, Completely missed the ball, oops! Better luck next time! Time to buy some new clubs At the Clubhouse, That's a floater. Jigger Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... Niblick A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a gimme. Looking for a new angle of attack Swear at the Captain and get banned. Aiming for the groundsman Tearing up a scorecard At St. Andrews, A scratch golfer, Gary Player You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, Texas Wedge Out of frustration.
Splash shot Fluffy lie Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Score an eagle Struck by lightning For packing in golf Aiming for the groundsman Act your age and not like a pro. Score a bogey A controlled draw For packing in golf Fried egg A controlled draw Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Looking for a new angle of attack Score a double bogey.