Golf Ipsum
Walking over the putting green
Score a birdie For getting banned from the course. Looking for a new angle of attack Top your tee shot, At the Clubhouse, Tee off Tee off Mind where the divot lands!
Texas Wedge Mind where the divot lands! Score a double bogey And shank it. Texas Wedge.
Tom Watson You need more lessons! Win the Green Jacket Score a par Score a birdie Tee off.
Time to buy some new clubs Pulled to the left To buy a drink for And lose your mind, Tee off That's a gimme. Aiming for the groundsman Tiger Woods Swing quickly, Open stance Steady footwork Out of frustration Gary Player.
Walking over the putting green. Lose your putter, forced to go home. A scratch golfer, Begin the front nine holes, Tearing up a scorecard Swear at the Captain and get banned. Use your Lob Wedge At Augusta National Tee off Score a bogey Taking a practise swing, Score a bogey Weak grip Tom Watson Cleek Begin the back nine holes, Open clubface Looking for a new angle of attack Making a lot of noise.