Golf Ipsum

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Time to buy some new clubs

And getting annoyed Steady footwork Pulled to the left Swing quickly, Score a bogey And lose your mind, Pulled to the left You got the yips Niblick.

Feeling happy now, And shank it. Pitching Wedge Get your 5 wood Arnold Palmer And good luck! Take a mulligan, Good break! Get your 5 wood Run down the fairway shouting That's a floater. And swing. Long irons Phoenix A gentle fade While drinking beer Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow.

A scratch golfer, Losing your ball in the rough, Completely missed the ball, oops! To distract your opponent Good rhythm Score a bogey A gentle fade Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Condor Use your Lob Wedge Time to buy some new clubs Taking a practise swing, The 19th Hole. Score a birdie Mind where the divot lands! Good break! Ostrich You skied it! Score a par While drinking beer Begin the back nine holes, You skied it!

At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix The 19th Hole. To buy a drink for Fluffy lie Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You deserve a mulligan. Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, Good rhythm Long irons Swear at the Captain and get banned.

"Get in the hole!" At the Clubhouse, Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. Use your Lob Wedge The 19th Hole. Jack Nicklaus Tom Watson Mind where the divot lands! And shank it. Score a double bogey Arnold Palmer That's a big hook To distract your opponent Jack Nicklaus Start your backswing, take it slow. Mashie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pulled to the left Pushed to the right Niblick Thinking your at Sunningdale.