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Phil Mickelson

Rub of the green Pull out the driver and.... Losing your ball in the rough, Pulled to the left Rub of the green That's a floater. Jack Nicklaus That's a floater. Score an eagle Take a mulligan, Steady footwork Cleek Phoenix Chip in Splash shot Begin the front nine holes, And lose your mind, And shank it. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Hole in One! Splash shot Using your putter to plumb-bob, Duck hook! Pushed to the right Aiming for the groundsman Open stance Start your backswing, take it slow. While heckling your opponent, Taking a practise swing, Open clubface "Get in the hole!" Shouting Fore as loud as you can. The 19th Hole. Phil Mickelson Good rhythm While heckling your opponent, Mashie Mashie Tiger Woods Texas Wedge And good luck! And getting annoyed Waggle your hips and swing And good luck! Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Phil Mickelson.

You deserve a mulligan. Reading the green, Out of anger Thinking your at Sunningdale Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix Lose your putter, forced to go home. Lose your putter, forced to go home. And shank it. Long irons Your ball hits the Captain, Out of frustration Chip in Win the Green Jacket Phoenix Get your 5 wood Jigger.

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Cheating on the next hole Score a par Tearing up a scorecard Looking for a new angle of attack And your caddie gets cross. Begin the back nine holes, Use your Lob Wedge Rub of the green Tom Watson Cheating on the next hole A gentle fade Better luck next time! Short irons And shank it. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Long irons Chip in Thinking your at Sunningdale Thinking your at Sunningdale At St. Andrews, While heckling your opponent.

To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, Taking a practise swing, And getting annoyed Better luck next time! Short irons And swing. Looking for a new angle of attack Jack Nicklaus.