Golf Ipsum

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Chip and run

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a big slice Tee off You skied it! You need more lessons! Top your tee shot, Cleek Visit the golf range, Swear at the Captain and get banned. For getting banned from the course. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Taking a practise swing, That's a floater. Open clubface And good luck! To buy a drink for.

And getting annoyed You skied it! And good luck! Run down the fairway shouting Tearing up a scorecard Win the Green Jacket Walking over the putting green. 3-iron comes out, Visit the golf range, Get your 5 wood Brassie Take a mulligan, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Arnold Palmer.

Arnold Palmer Begin the back nine holes, Out of anger Short irons And shank it. Rub of the green Mind where the divot lands! You need more lessons! Jigger Tiger Woods Splash shot Pushed to the right Pulled to the left Rub of the green Roll around on the ground laughing, Mind where the divot lands! Walking over the putting green. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed.

Taking a practise swing, Chip and run Good break! The 19th Hole. Out of anger Good rhythm Gary Player Completely missed the ball, oops!

Tom Watson You deserve a mulligan. That's a big slice Take a mulligan, You deserve a mulligan. Plugged lie in the bunker Rub of the green Begin the back nine holes, Pull out the driver and.... Win the Green Jacket Score a double bogey Open clubface And shank it. To distract your opponent A controlled draw A scratch golfer, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Struck by lightning Tearing up a scorecard Top your tee shot, A scratch golfer.