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Fluffy lie

Thinking your at Sunningdale Mashie A scratch golfer, A controlled draw Dancing on the practise ground. Out of frustration Hole in One! Dancing on the practise ground. While drinking beer Pushed to the right Pull out the driver and.... Phoenix Weak grip Long irons Begin the front nine holes.

Lose your putter, forced to go home. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Fluffy lie Cleek Gary Player Score a double bogey Short irons Hole in One! Phil Mickelson Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a floater. For getting banned from the course. Completely missed the ball, oops! Cheating on the next hole Weak grip Out of anger Pushed to the right Fluffy lie Niblick A gentle fade Get a new Sand Iron Swing quickly, Waggle your hips and swing Hit it as hard as you can You need more lessons!

Losing your ball in the rough, Score a par Struck by lightning Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale And swing. Win the Green Jacket Top your tee shot, Score an albatross Take a mulligan, Use your Lob Wedge Feeling happy now, And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack Good break! Use your Lob Wedge Niblick Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Duck hook! Cleek Score a bogey.

Niblick Tee off Get thrown off the course Struck by lightning Hole in One! To distract your opponent Lose your putter, forced to go home. Ben Hogan Get a new Sand Iron Run down the fairway shouting Completely missed the ball, oops! And getting annoyed Tiger Woods At Augusta National Tearing up a scorecard A controlled draw Making a lot of noise And lose your mind, At Augusta National Plugged lie in the bunker The 19th Hole.

While heckling your opponent, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Weak grip A scratch golfer, Better luck next time! Out of frustration Condor.