Golf Ipsum
Pull out your 3-wood and...
Waggle your hips and swing Steady footwork Jack Nicklaus Arnold Palmer And getting annoyed.
While drinking beer While heckling your opponent, Walking over the putting green. Texas Wedge Weak grip Struck by lightning Open stance To distract your opponent Hole in One! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And lose your mind, Gary Player Visit the golf range, You skied it! Score a bogey Out of frustration Long irons Score a par Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Jigger Roll around on the ground laughing, Win the Green Jacket Looking for a new angle of attack Gary Player Roll around on the ground laughing, Start your backswing, take it slow.
A scratch golfer, And lose your mind, A controlled draw "Get in the hole!" For packing in golf Making a lot of noise Get your 5 wood While heckling your opponent, Act your age and not like a pro. A gentle fade Hit it as hard as you can Struck by lightning To distract your opponent Tom Watson Chip in Fluffy lie Roll around on the ground laughing, Pushed to the right Making a lot of noise Pulled to the left For getting banned from the course. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pulled to the left Pull out the driver and.... Carrying your clubs Carrying your clubs Taking a practise swing.
Roll around on the ground laughing, Texas Wedge Looking for a new angle of attack You need more lessons! At the Clubhouse.
You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger 3-iron comes out, And shank it. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, To buy a drink for To buy a drink for And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Waggle your hips and swing At the Clubhouse, Condor Pushed to the right Rub of the green Start your backswing, take it slow. Better luck next time! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pushed to the right Carrying your clubs Making a lot of noise Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Get a new Sand Iron.