Golf Ipsum

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A gentle fade

Steady footwork And getting annoyed Making a lot of noise "Get in the hole!" Weak grip And your caddie gets cross. Begin the front nine holes, Pulled to the left Carrying your clubs A scratch golfer, Chip in A gentle fade Hit it as hard as you can Reading the green, You got the yips Splash shot Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To buy a drink for Better luck next time! Hit it as hard as you can That's a big hook Score a par Begin the front nine holes, Get your 5 wood.

Begin the front nine holes, Waggle your hips and swing And getting annoyed "Get in the hole!" That's a big hook And your caddie gets cross. Spoon Phil Mickelson Waggle your hips and swing That's a big slice Phoenix Jigger Thinking your at Sunningdale And swing. At the Clubhouse.

Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker Phil Mickelson Brassie Hit it as hard as you can Dancing on the practise ground. Pushed to the right Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Feeling happy now, Open clubface Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green. Long irons Mashie Phil Mickelson Better luck next time! While heckling your opponent, For getting banned from the course. Splash shot Texas Wedge Ben Hogan Roll around on the ground laughing, A scratch golfer, Good rhythm Spoon Chip in Long irons.

Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Rub of the green Get thrown off the course You skied it!

Pull out the driver and.... Struck by lightning Good break! Mashie Swing quickly, Top your tee shot, Begin the front nine holes, While heckling your opponent, Hole in One! Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a double bogey Time to buy some new clubs Begin the back nine holes, At Augusta National Chip and run At Augusta National That's a gimme. Struck by lightning Completely missed the ball, oops! At the Clubhouse, Pitch and run.