Golf Ipsum

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Making a lot of noise

Begin the front nine holes, Time to buy some new clubs At the Clubhouse, Arnold Palmer To distract your opponent And snap your club in half. Take a mulligan, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At St. Andrews, Phoenix Open clubface Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, "Get in the hole!" Waggle your hips and swing Cleek Get thrown off the course.

You need more lessons! Tearing up a scorecard And getting annoyed Taking a practise swing, Get thrown off the course Feeling happy now, Condor Gary Player Mashie And good luck! At St. Andrews, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. You deserve a mulligan. Chip in And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Begin the back nine holes.

Tee off And getting annoyed Top your tee shot, Pushed to the right Get thrown off the course.

A scratch golfer, And getting annoyed To buy a drink for You skied it! Out of frustration You got the yips You skied it! Making a lot of noise Fried egg And getting annoyed Open stance That's a big hook Mashie Completely missed the ball, oops! Open stance Mind where the divot lands! Time to buy some new clubs Plugged lie in the bunker Aiming for the groundsman Good rhythm Your ball hits the Captain, Get your 5 wood Niblick Take a mulligan, To buy a drink for.

Tee off Act your age and not like a pro. That's a big slice To buy a drink for Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Good rhythm Niblick Dancing on the practise ground. Walking over the putting green. Out of frustration Ostrich At the Clubhouse, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Plugged lie in the bunker And good luck! Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips.