Golf Ipsum

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Run down the fairway shouting

Act your age and not like a pro. Tearing up a scorecard Fluffy lie You deserve a mulligan. Duck hook! Score a par Tom Watson And swing. You deserve a mulligan. You got the yips Rub of the green Fried egg Taking a practise swing, Pulled to the left.

Good rhythm Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At the Clubhouse, Cheating on the next hole Spoon Struck by lightning Pitching Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing, Get your 5 wood You deserve a mulligan. Brassie Tom Watson Chip in To distract your opponent And shank it. Good break! Score a bogey Walking over the putting green.

Tearing up a scorecard Score an albatross And shank it. Struck by lightning Shouting Fore as loud as you can. The 19th Hole.

Tiger Woods Pull out your 3-wood and.... Gary Player Open clubface Open clubface And good luck! And good luck! Tiger Woods Gary Player At the Clubhouse, Your ball hits the Captain, Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker You need more lessons! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Begin the front nine holes, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And good luck! Feeling happy now, Score a par Brassie A scratch golfer, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the front nine holes, Walking over the putting green. Splash shot.

To distract your opponent Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Rub of the green Completely missed the ball, oops! Looking for a new angle of attack Score a bogey Shouting Fore as loud as you can. While drinking beer Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Weak grip Swear at the Captain and get banned. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Hole in One! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For packing in golf Score an albatross Phil Mickelson Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration And shank it. Out of frustration Ben Hogan Long irons Tom Watson To buy a drink for Swear at the Captain and get banned.