Golf Ipsum

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Thinking your at Sunningdale

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Hit it as hard as you can Roll around on the ground laughing, Good break! Condor Taking a practise swing, Steady footwork While drinking beer Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Run down the fairway shouting Niblick Good break! Get your 5 wood Fried egg Dancing on the practise ground. That's a big slice.

Tom Watson Fluffy lie Pulled to the left Tiger Woods Splash shot Win the Green Jacket While heckling your opponent.

Out of anger At St. Andrews, 3-iron comes out, Losing your ball in the rough, Niblick Ben Hogan Making a lot of noise That's a big slice Take a mulligan, Good break! Reading the green, Use your Lob Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Long irons Fluffy lie Taking a practise swing, Condor Pulled to the left At Augusta National Score a bogey.

Reading the green, The 19th Hole. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A gentle fade Struck by lightning Score a par Mashie Niblick Short irons Ostrich Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a gimme. At Augusta National That's a big hook Condor Score an eagle Begin the front nine holes, Score a birdie Out of frustration Act your age and not like a pro. Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Tom Watson Mashie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Chip in Score a double bogey.

Making a lot of noise For packing in golf Pull out your 3-wood and.... Condor Fluffy lie You deserve a mulligan. Mind where the divot lands! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pull out your 3-wood and....