Golf Ipsum

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And shank it

Mind where the divot lands! Use your Lob Wedge A gentle fade Fluffy lie The 19th Hole. Mind where the divot lands! Better luck next time! Struck by lightning Phoenix Score a birdie Pulled to the left Reading the green, Chip and run.

Phil Mickelson To buy a drink for Visit the golf range, Arnold Palmer Take a mulligan, Chip and run Duck hook! A controlled draw And shank it. Feeling happy now, That's a big hook Open clubface Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, A scratch golfer, Score an eagle You need more lessons! A controlled draw Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Use your Lob Wedge Use your Lob Wedge Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Hole in One! Open stance.

Open clubface That's a big slice Out of frustration Chip and run Tom Watson At the Clubhouse, Chip in Brassie.

That's a big hook Swing quickly, Take a mulligan, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tiger Woods Score a double bogey Cleek And lose your mind, To distract your opponent That's a floater. Get your 5 wood That's a floater. Thinking your at Sunningdale Pretend nothing just happened and smile. "Get in the hole!" Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out your 3-wood and....

Good rhythm That's a gimme. Cheating on the next hole Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You deserve a mulligan. Mashie Tom Watson Pull out the driver and.... And good luck! Your ball hits the Captain, At Augusta National Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, You need more lessons!