Golf Ipsum

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That's a big hook

And your caddie gets cross. Win the Green Jacket Plugged lie in the bunker Waggle your hips and swing Phoenix Brassie That's a big hook Chip in Win the Green Jacket 3-iron comes out, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pulled to the left Swear at the Captain and get banned. And swing. To buy a drink for Act your age and not like a pro. A controlled draw Jigger Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Begin the back nine holes.

You need more lessons! Cheating on the next hole Ben Hogan Start your backswing, take it slow. Weak grip Good break! Jack Nicklaus Use your Lob Wedge A controlled draw.

Cheating on the next hole Walking over the putting green. Win the Green Jacket Jack Nicklaus Pushed to the right For packing in golf Win the Green Jacket Pull out your 3-wood and.... You got the yips Pull out the driver and.... Carrying your clubs Open clubface Feeling happy now, Open stance Get a new Sand Iron Pull out the driver and.... That's a big slice Tee off Steady footwork That's a gimme.

Out of anger Score a par Pull out the driver and.... Chip in Waggle your hips and swing.

And getting annoyed Short irons Fluffy lie Swing quickly, The 19th Hole. Ostrich Good rhythm Cheating on the next hole Reading the green, Making a lot of noise Mind where the divot lands! Begin the front nine holes, That's a big hook Fluffy lie Out of anger Visit the golf range, Taking a practise swing, "Get in the hole!" Phoenix At the Clubhouse, While heckling your opponent, Chip in Losing your ball in the rough, Chip and run.