Golf Ipsum

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Your ball hits the Captain, Score a par You need more lessons! Thinking your at Sunningdale Tom Watson And swing. That's a big hook Duck hook! Hole in One! At Augusta National Walking over the putting green. Out of frustration Swear at the Captain and get banned. Plugged lie in the bunker Rub of the green Act your age and not like a pro. Get thrown off the course Tiger Woods.

Fried egg Good rhythm Splash shot Your ball hits the Captain, You skied it! Begin the back nine holes, Jack Nicklaus.

Begin the back nine holes, Pitch and run Get your 5 wood Waggle your hips and swing You got the yips Hole in One! Long irons Act your age and not like a pro. Reading the green, Run down the fairway shouting Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At Augusta National And lose your mind, Run down the fairway shouting.

Plugged lie in the bunker Losing your ball in the rough, You skied it! Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Texas Wedge Win the Green Jacket Jigger.

Cheating on the next hole Get a new Sand Iron Jigger And lose your mind, To distract your opponent Duck hook! A gentle fade Using your putter to plumb-bob, Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Tiger Woods And shank it. Weak grip Jack Nicklaus Tee off Walking over the putting green.