Golf Ipsum

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Start your backswing, take it slow

You skied it! Tom Watson Pull out your 3-wood and.... That's a gimme. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Jigger Roll around on the ground laughing, Aiming for the groundsman Duck hook! To buy a drink for Tiger Woods A gentle fade Struck by lightning.

Tee off Splash shot Spoon Good rhythm Swing quickly, Fried egg A controlled draw While heckling your opponent.

Begin the back nine holes, Cleek Arnold Palmer Aiming for the groundsman Score a birdie And lose your mind, For getting banned from the course. Score an eagle Walking over the putting green. For getting banned from the course. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Spoon Completely missed the ball, oops! At Augusta National 3-iron comes out, Waggle your hips and swing Aiming for the groundsman While drinking beer Fried egg That's a big hook Steady footwork Fried egg.

Out of frustration Score a bogey To distract your opponent Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack That's a big hook Chip in Score a double bogey Visit the golf range, A gentle fade Jack Nicklaus Tom Watson Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tiger Woods Score an albatross.

Chip in Tee off Get a new Sand Iron Run down the fairway shouting Fluffy lie.