Golf Ipsum
Oops, your ball is in the bunker
Swear at the Captain and get banned. Walking over the putting green. Mashie And lose your mind, Pitch and run Out of anger Hit it as hard as you can Run down the fairway shouting Using your putter to plumb-bob, Run down the fairway shouting For packing in golf Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, 3-iron comes out.
Get a new Sand Iron And swing. Chip and run Get thrown off the course That's a floater. Good rhythm Run down the fairway shouting Your ball hits the Captain, Begin the back nine holes, Completely missed the ball, oops! The 19th Hole. Carrying your clubs The 19th Hole. Pull out the driver and.... Dancing on the practise ground. And getting annoyed Aiming for the groundsman Splash shot Begin the back nine holes, Making a lot of noise Score an albatross.
At the Clubhouse, Steady footwork You need more lessons! Pulled to the left You need more lessons! Good break! Texas Wedge Roll around on the ground laughing.
You deserve a mulligan. And getting annoyed Hit it as hard as you can Taking a practise swing, You deserve a mulligan. And swing. Score an eagle Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a par At Augusta National Start your backswing, take it slow. Tom Watson Pull out the driver and.... The 19th Hole. Good break! And lose your mind, Duck hook! Jack Nicklaus Score an albatross Out of anger Chip in Chip and run Short irons.
To distract your opponent And snap your club in half. Completely missed the ball, oops! Mind where the divot lands! Score a par Score a birdie Act your age and not like a pro. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Chip and run Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Hit it as hard as you can You skied it! Ben Hogan Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, A controlled draw Swear at the Captain and get banned. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Looking for a new angle of attack Pitching Wedge Score a double bogey.