Golf Ipsum

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Take a mulligan

Out of anger Brassie You need more lessons! And shank it. Score an albatross Score a bogey Out of frustration Weak grip Act your age and not like a pro. Short irons Cleek.

Struck by lightning Losing your ball in the rough, Out of anger Better luck next time! The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Waggle your hips and swing Jigger Run down the fairway shouting Chip and run Time to buy some new clubs Get thrown off the course A controlled draw Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Tearing up a scorecard "Get in the hole!" Feeling happy now, Out of frustration.

The 19th Hole. Score an eagle Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tiger Woods Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tom Watson Condor Duck hook! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Feeling happy now, Get a new Sand Iron You got the yips While drinking beer Get thrown off the course Begin the front nine holes, And swing. Spoon For packing in golf You need more lessons! Pitching Wedge Ben Hogan.

And snap your club in half. "Get in the hole!" Good break! Tiger Woods Short irons Pull out your 3-wood and.... While drinking beer Lose your putter, forced to go home. You skied it! Open stance And snap your club in half. Out of frustration Losing your ball in the rough, That's a floater. While drinking beer "Get in the hole!" Weak grip Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Brassie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! While heckling your opponent, Tee off Open clubface Duck hook! 3-iron comes out, Good break!

Begin the front nine holes, At the Clubhouse, Losing your ball in the rough, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score a birdie Pulled to the left A gentle fade Niblick Niblick Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Jigger Begin the back nine holes, Swing quickly, Walking over the putting green. Good rhythm Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. Get your 5 wood Begin the back nine holes, You skied it! Out of anger Making a lot of noise A gentle fade Score an eagle And getting annoyed.