Golf Ipsum

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Pulled to the left Tee off And lose your mind, Cheating on the next hole Lose your putter, forced to go home. And good luck! Ostrich Begin the back nine holes, Making a lot of noise Cheating on the next hole Dancing on the practise ground. Chip in Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Brassie Reading the green, Aiming for the groundsman Take a mulligan.

Spoon Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Taking a practise swing, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Visit the golf range, Good break! A scratch golfer, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And swing. Taking a practise swing, Carrying your clubs At St. Andrews, Jack Nicklaus Tearing up a scorecard Hole in One! And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. Better luck next time! Ostrich Plugged lie in the bunker Feeling happy now.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. The 19th Hole. Tearing up a scorecard Begin the back nine holes, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Waggle your hips and swing.

Cheating on the next hole Top your tee shot, And getting annoyed Using your putter to plumb-bob, Duck hook! Get your 5 wood Score an eagle To buy a drink for Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a floater. Swing quickly, Ostrich Visit the golf range, That's a big hook Visit the golf range, And your caddie gets cross. Rub of the green Thinking your at Sunningdale Losing your ball in the rough, Pulled to the left That's a floater. Phoenix Hole in One! Cleek.

While heckling your opponent, Tom Watson Good break! Act your age and not like a pro. Top your tee shot, Pulled to the left Completely missed the ball, oops! Making a lot of noise Open stance Swing quickly, And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip and run At Augusta National Phoenix That's a gimme. "Get in the hole!".