Golf Ipsum

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And lose your mind

That's a floater. Walking over the putting green. Steady footwork Completely missed the ball, oops! Splash shot Phoenix Get a new Sand Iron.

Ben Hogan You skied it! Score an albatross And good luck! Phoenix Get your 5 wood.

Get your 5 wood Jigger You deserve a mulligan. Out of anger Phil Mickelson Waggle your hips and swing The 19th Hole. Get a new Sand Iron "Get in the hole!" Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, At the Clubhouse, Long irons To buy a drink for.

Long irons Out of frustration Reading the green, Splash shot Hole in One! Phil Mickelson Score a par Start your backswing, take it slow. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Tearing up a scorecard Texas Wedge.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, And your caddie gets cross. Losing your ball in the rough, Plugged lie in the bunker Fluffy lie Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Begin the back nine holes, Score a bogey Niblick Jigger The 19th Hole. The 19th Hole. Your ball hits the Captain, Out of frustration Splash shot That's a big slice Chip and run Get thrown off the course Plugged lie in the bunker To distract your opponent Weak grip Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Get a new Sand Iron A gentle fade.