Golf Ipsum

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Aiming for the groundsman

Start your backswing, take it slow. Dancing on the practise ground. Hit it as hard as you can Losing your ball in the rough, Good break! Texas Wedge Score a bogey Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, Aiming for the groundsman Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, Hole in One! "Get in the hole!" Feeling happy now, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Cheating on the next hole Jack Nicklaus And your caddie gets cross.

And swing. Arnold Palmer Good break! Cheating on the next hole Cheating on the next hole.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Plugged lie in the bunker And swing. Brassie For packing in golf Cleek A controlled draw Texas Wedge Begin the back nine holes, And swing. A controlled draw Open stance And good luck! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker.

Looking for a new angle of attack Get your 5 wood Completely missed the ball, oops! Jigger Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Steady footwork Phil Mickelson Walking over the putting green. Score a double bogey Fried egg Mind where the divot lands! Chip in Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a double bogey Fried egg Begin the back nine holes, While heckling your opponent, At the Clubhouse, Take a mulligan, To distract your opponent Chip and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker. To distract your opponent Look out a ball is coming straight for you!

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Hole in One! Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, That's a big slice Hit it as hard as you can Hole in One! Chip in.