Golf Ipsum

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Fluffy lie

Completely missed the ball, oops! Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge For getting banned from the course. Open clubface Open stance Looking for a new angle of attack Walking over the putting green. Score an albatross Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Pulled to the left.

Waggle your hips and swing Visit the golf range, Tom Watson Losing your ball in the rough, Dancing on the practise ground. Brassie Out of anger Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. Phoenix Gary Player Run down the fairway shouting Reading the green, Tearing up a scorecard Carrying your clubs Score an albatross Good rhythm While drinking beer Out of anger Short irons Score a bogey Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Duck hook! Completely missed the ball, oops! Fluffy lie.

Pitching Wedge And your caddie gets cross. Struck by lightning Score a double bogey That's a big hook Tiger Woods Fluffy lie Jigger Score a bogey At St. Andrews, Niblick Score a birdie And lose your mind, Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Long irons Open clubface To buy a drink for.

A controlled draw "Get in the hole!" That's a big hook For packing in golf Duck hook! Tom Watson Act your age and not like a pro. You deserve a mulligan. And swing. While drinking beer Hit it as hard as you can That's a big hook Hole in One! Making a lot of noise Top your tee shot, Brassie You need more lessons! Swear at the Captain and get banned.

You got the yips Win the Green Jacket Run down the fairway shouting Weak grip Better luck next time! For packing in golf Phil Mickelson Steady footwork While drinking beer Waggle your hips and swing Taking a practise swing, Good rhythm Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big slice Ostrich Score an eagle You skied it! Brassie And swing. Good break! You skied it! A controlled draw.