Golf Ipsum

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Taking a practise swing

While drinking beer And swing. Phil Mickelson Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a birdie Score a par Mind where the divot lands! Begin the back nine holes, Steady footwork 3-iron comes out, And lose your mind, Score a birdie Pulled to the left Score an albatross Cheating on the next hole Mashie Rub of the green At the Clubhouse, Spoon That's a big slice Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Texas Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Making a lot of noise The 19th Hole. At Augusta National.

Losing your ball in the rough, Win the Green Jacket Niblick And lose your mind, Time to buy some new clubs Tiger Woods Visit the golf range.

Texas Wedge Spoon At Augusta National Start your backswing, take it slow. Tom Watson Walking over the putting green. Tee off A scratch golfer, Time to buy some new clubs 3-iron comes out, Visit the golf range, Use your Lob Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Get a new Sand Iron Thinking your at Sunningdale Jigger Pulled to the left "Get in the hole!" Phil Mickelson Act your age and not like a pro. Brassie Win the Green Jacket "Get in the hole!" Use your Lob Wedge Taking a practise swing, Tiger Woods Ostrich Hole in One!

Rub of the green Score an albatross Act your age and not like a pro. Making a lot of noise Niblick That's a big slice.

Good rhythm That's a gimme. And your caddie gets cross. Fried egg At St. Andrews, And swing. Plugged lie in the bunker Run down the fairway shouting Pulled to the left Tearing up a scorecard Chip in Pushed to the right Hit it as hard as you can That's a gimme. A scratch golfer, Pitch and run Mashie Cheating on the next hole Tearing up a scorecard.