Golf Ipsum

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Mind where the divot lands!

Fried egg You deserve a mulligan. Making a lot of noise Phoenix Open clubface Better luck next time! At the Clubhouse, Spoon.

Waggle your hips and swing 3-iron comes out, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Waggle your hips and swing Out of frustration To distract your opponent Open stance.

Pushed to the right Long irons Walking over the putting green. And shank it. Ben Hogan Score a par Roll around on the ground laughing, Walking over the putting green. Jigger And lose your mind.

Pitch and run Cheating on the next hole And getting annoyed Score a birdie Short irons Phil Mickelson Get your 5 wood Losing your ball in the rough, Brassie A gentle fade And snap your club in half. Score an albatross Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Fried egg Cheating on the next hole Making a lot of noise Splash shot Get your 5 wood Good rhythm Use your Lob Wedge You need more lessons!

The 19th Hole. You need more lessons! While heckling your opponent, Ostrich Reading the green, Making a lot of noise Roll around on the ground laughing, Carrying your clubs Waggle your hips and swing While drinking beer Score an albatross Phoenix And lose your mind, Fluffy lie That's a floater. Win the Green Jacket.