Golf Ipsum

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Get thrown off the course

Hit it as hard as you can Act your age and not like a pro. Score an eagle Mind where the divot lands! And snap your club in half. Rub of the green Top your tee shot, Thinking your at Sunningdale Visit the golf range, Steady footwork Pushed to the right Tearing up a scorecard Get thrown off the course.

Get your 5 wood Hit it as hard as you can At the Clubhouse, Fluffy lie Good break! Losing your ball in the rough.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Swear at the Captain and get banned. You got the yips At the Clubhouse, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Cheating on the next hole Short irons Phoenix Get your 5 wood Hole in One! Pushed to the right Ostrich Visit the golf range, Swing quickly, Your ball hits the Captain, To buy a drink for Using your putter to plumb-bob.

To buy a drink for Score a par That's a floater. Duck hook! Jigger To buy a drink for.

For getting banned from the course. And good luck! Struck by lightning Score a par Thinking your at Sunningdale And getting annoyed And swing. At Augusta National That's a big slice Ostrich At Augusta National Get a new Sand Iron Top your tee shot, Tiger Woods Phoenix Taking a practise swing, You deserve a mulligan. And swing. Begin the back nine holes, Losing your ball in the rough, That's a floater. And snap your club in half. Struck by lightning Run down the fairway shouting Short irons Making a lot of noise Completely missed the ball, oops! Pitch and run Take a mulligan.