Golf Ipsum
Tom Watson
Long irons Hole in One! Open stance Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Jigger.
You deserve a mulligan. Score a double bogey Visit the golf range, You deserve a mulligan. Mind where the divot lands! Weak grip Arnold Palmer Get thrown off the course Shouting Fore as loud as you can. That's a big slice Tiger Woods Aiming for the groundsman Fluffy lie "Get in the hole!" Feeling happy now.
Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Begin the front nine holes, And good luck! Hole in One! Tearing up a scorecard Walking over the putting green. Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Score a bogey Out of anger And shank it. Looking for a new angle of attack Top your tee shot, A gentle fade Tearing up a scorecard That's a floater. Begin the back nine holes, Hole in One! Condor For packing in golf To buy a drink for Dancing on the practise ground. Shouting Fore as loud as you can.
Ostrich Tiger Woods A controlled draw You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw Ben Hogan Time to buy some new clubs To distract your opponent And shank it. Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. Good break! Thinking your at Sunningdale To buy a drink for At Augusta National Pull out your 3-wood and.... Plugged lie in the bunker Swear at the Captain and get banned. A scratch golfer, Steady footwork Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a gimme. Aiming for the groundsman Chip in At Augusta National "Get in the hole!" Start your backswing, take it slow. Duck hook!
Feeling happy now, Score a bogey Gary Player Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack Run down the fairway shouting Get thrown off the course Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Swing quickly, A gentle fade Time to buy some new clubs You deserve a mulligan. To buy a drink for To distract your opponent Duck hook! Score a double bogey Roll around on the ground laughing, And swing. Struck by lightning Jack Nicklaus Duck hook!