Golf Ipsum

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Run down the fairway shouting

For getting banned from the course. Jack Nicklaus Cleek Ostrich To buy a drink for Cheating on the next hole.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Good rhythm Pulled to the left Chip and run A controlled draw Cleek.

Thinking your at Sunningdale Roll around on the ground laughing, Niblick Score a bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Waggle your hips and swing And getting annoyed Tee off Top your tee shot, That's a gimme. Cleek Get your 5 wood Completely missed the ball, oops! While heckling your opponent.

A gentle fade Jigger Good rhythm Condor Ben Hogan Pretend nothing just happened and smile. The 19th Hole. Mashie Score a birdie Rub of the green Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pushed to the right Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pull out your 3-wood and.... That's a gimme. Roll around on the ground laughing.

Pull out the driver and.... Visit the golf range, Making a lot of noise Long irons Out of frustration Tearing up a scorecard Short irons Chip in Score an eagle Spoon Get a new Sand Iron Score an eagle.