Golf Ipsum
Out of frustration
Out of frustration Texas Wedge Using your putter to plumb-bob, Looking for a new angle of attack Dancing on the practise ground. Act your age and not like a pro. Condor.
Making a lot of noise Get a new Sand Iron Score an eagle Steady footwork Cheating on the next hole Better luck next time! Splash shot You got the yips Splash shot Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, 3-iron comes out, Good rhythm Take a mulligan, Score an eagle Long irons And snap your club in half. Losing your ball in the rough, Aiming for the groundsman While heckling your opponent, Begin the front nine holes, And lose your mind, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pulled to the left A controlled draw That's a big hook And snap your club in half.
Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Texas Wedge That's a floater. Begin the back nine holes, Looking for a new angle of attack Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, Walking over the putting green. Plugged lie in the bunker Ben Hogan Losing your ball in the rough, Fluffy lie The 19th Hole. Weak grip.
Waggle your hips and swing You need more lessons! Better luck next time! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Waggle your hips and swing You deserve a mulligan. Score a double bogey Texas Wedge You skied it! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Roll around on the ground laughing, Thinking your at Sunningdale Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Out of frustration A controlled draw Jack Nicklaus Texas Wedge Tee off Rub of the green Pulled to the left Tiger Woods That's a floater. You skied it! Phoenix While heckling your opponent.
To buy a drink for Reading the green, You skied it! Pulled to the left You skied it! Visit the golf range, Weak grip Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swing quickly, Ben Hogan.