Golf Ipsum

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Swing quickly

Score an albatross You skied it! Ben Hogan Win the Green Jacket And your caddie gets cross. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Feeling happy now, To buy a drink for Feeling happy now, Tearing up a scorecard And shank it. Pulled to the left Phoenix Score a par Struck by lightning Tearing up a scorecard Pulled to the left Mashie And your caddie gets cross. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a double bogey Get a new Sand Iron Chip in.

Chip in Cleek Better luck next time! To buy a drink for Carrying your clubs Reading the green, You got the yips Pushed to the right Score a birdie And your caddie gets cross. Swing quickly, Making a lot of noise A gentle fade.

Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National 3-iron comes out, Pitching Wedge Gary Player Aiming for the groundsman Tiger Woods Chip in.

Short irons Tom Watson Pulled to the left Score a par Walking over the putting green. You deserve a mulligan. "Get in the hole!" And good luck! Score a birdie.

Pull out your 3-wood and.... Roll around on the ground laughing, And lose your mind, Duck hook! Losing your ball in the rough, Use your Lob Wedge Aiming for the groundsman Good break! Tearing up a scorecard Losing your ball in the rough, You skied it! At the Clubhouse, Win the Green Jacket Phil Mickelson Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole Take a mulligan, And getting annoyed.