Golf Ipsum

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Roll around on the ground laughing

Struck by lightning Ben Hogan Splash shot Pushed to the right Get thrown off the course Arnold Palmer Better luck next time! And shank it. And getting annoyed Brassie Swear at the Captain and get banned. Waggle your hips and swing Get thrown off the course Ben Hogan Condor Losing your ball in the rough, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Hole in One!

And lose your mind, Pulled to the left Swing quickly, Mind where the divot lands! That's a big hook Score a bogey And lose your mind, And getting annoyed Dancing on the practise ground. Mashie.

Open clubface You skied it! Looking for a new angle of attack Lose your putter, forced to go home. Steady footwork Using your putter to plumb-bob, Begin the front nine holes, You deserve a mulligan. Score a double bogey.

Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Hit it as hard as you can Plugged lie in the bunker Open stance Your ball hits the Captain, "Get in the hole!" Long irons Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... At St. Andrews, And swing. Feeling happy now, Ben Hogan Niblick Texas Wedge Good break! That's a gimme. Visit the golf range, Score an eagle Ben Hogan Pitching Wedge Jigger To distract your opponent Cheating on the next hole That's a big slice Hit it as hard as you can Score a bogey Gary Player.

Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning Fluffy lie Begin the back nine holes, Open clubface Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Hit it as hard as you can Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Spoon.