Golf Ipsum
Pulled to the left
Pitching Wedge Completely missed the ball, oops! A scratch golfer, Take a mulligan, Waggle your hips and swing Pull out the driver and.... Take a mulligan, Struck by lightning You need more lessons!
At the Clubhouse, And lose your mind, 3-iron comes out, Ben Hogan Tom Watson Fried egg Carrying your clubs Run down the fairway shouting Pull out the driver and.... Score a bogey Get a new Sand Iron And swing. Act your age and not like a pro. You need more lessons! While drinking beer Take a mulligan, Open stance Tee off Jack Nicklaus For getting banned from the course. Spoon Reading the green, Open clubface While heckling your opponent, Use your Lob Wedge Tom Watson A controlled draw Good rhythm Open stance.
Act your age and not like a pro. Splash shot Steady footwork Waggle your hips and swing Pretend nothing just happened and smile. "Get in the hole!" Out of anger A scratch golfer, Using your putter to plumb-bob, Score a birdie Get a new Sand Iron Gary Player And snap your club in half. Score a birdie Gary Player Your ball hits the Captain, Walking over the putting green. A scratch golfer, Open clubface Making a lot of noise Short irons Cleek Start your backswing, take it slow. Open stance 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork.
Losing your ball in the rough, "Get in the hole!" Hole in One! To buy a drink for Mashie While drinking beer Using your putter to plumb-bob, You skied it! Rub of the green Act your age and not like a pro. Roll around on the ground laughing, For getting banned from the course. Score a birdie Act your age and not like a pro. Score a double bogey Aiming for the groundsman Waggle your hips and swing Long irons Fluffy lie Good break! Score a birdie Ben Hogan Score a double bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Arnold Palmer Cleek.
That's a gimme. Win the Green Jacket Pushed to the right Feeling happy now, And getting annoyed Tom Watson Tom Watson Mind where the divot lands! Good rhythm You skied it! And snap your club in half. Start your backswing, take it slow. Short irons Swear at the Captain and get banned. And shank it.