Golf Ipsum
Hit it as hard as you can
Jack Nicklaus Cheating on the next hole That's a big hook Good break! Visit the golf range, Reading the green, Arnold Palmer At St. Andrews, Out of frustration Open clubface A scratch golfer, Tee off And swing. And swing. Hole in One! Taking a practise swing, Score a par Chip and run.
Condor Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a big hook You got the yips Mind where the divot lands! Plugged lie in the bunker Taking a practise swing, Niblick Plugged lie in the bunker Lose your putter, forced to go home. Roll around on the ground laughing, Waggle your hips and swing Your ball hits the Captain, Roll around on the ground laughing, Jigger Thinking your at Sunningdale.
Run down the fairway shouting To distract your opponent Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Thinking your at Sunningdale At Augusta National That's a big slice While heckling your opponent, Rub of the green Mind where the divot lands! You got the yips Arnold Palmer Pulled to the left Open stance Long irons Hit it as hard as you can Condor Short irons At St. Andrews, Fluffy lie Use your Lob Wedge Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, And swing. Mashie Top your tee shot, Condor Weak grip.
3-iron comes out, For packing in golf Chip in Phil Mickelson Looking for a new angle of attack At the Clubhouse, You skied it! Good rhythm Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, While drinking beer Hole in One! Texas Wedge Start your backswing, take it slow. Taking a practise swing, A scratch golfer, While drinking beer Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack That's a gimme. Tearing up a scorecard Brassie Looking for a new angle of attack.
Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration Out of frustration Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Take a mulligan, Pulled to the left Brassie.