Golf Ipsum

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Dancing on the practise ground

Mashie Pitch and run Pushed to the right Get a new Sand Iron A gentle fade Cheating on the next hole Losing your ball in the rough, Ben Hogan Roll around on the ground laughing, Score a birdie Run down the fairway shouting Pull out the driver and.... Steady footwork Mashie Score a birdie Score a birdie Pulled to the left.

For getting banned from the course. Walking over the putting green. Struck by lightning Duck hook! Fluffy lie Cheating on the next hole Phil Mickelson Carrying your clubs.

Time to buy some new clubs That's a floater. At the Clubhouse, Swear at the Captain and get banned. Splash shot Hole in One! Ben Hogan And shank it. Pulled to the left Start your backswing, take it slow. For getting banned from the course. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Arnold Palmer Pitch and run Reading the green, Use your Lob Wedge A gentle fade Use your Lob Wedge Pretend nothing just happened and smile. A gentle fade Thinking your at Sunningdale Using your putter to plumb-bob, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Phoenix.

Score a double bogey Win the Green Jacket At Augusta National And swing. You got the yips.

At the Clubhouse, Tee off Tom Watson The 19th Hole. To distract your opponent Using your putter to plumb-bob, And your caddie gets cross. Completely missed the ball, oops! Pull out your 3-wood and.... Rub of the green Feeling happy now, Phil Mickelson "Get in the hole!" Making a lot of noise 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Top your tee shot, And your caddie gets cross. That's a big hook While drinking beer Struck by lightning Gary Player Score an eagle That's a floater. Out of frustration Lose your putter, forced to go home. You got the yips Completely missed the ball, oops!