Golf Ipsum
Score a birdie
And your caddie gets cross. Time to buy some new clubs Mashie Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow. Steady footwork Open stance Score an albatross Mind where the divot lands! 3-iron comes out, Top your tee shot, You deserve a mulligan. That's a big hook Mind where the divot lands! Feeling happy now, Losing your ball in the rough, Struck by lightning Ben Hogan Weak grip Plugged lie in the bunker Splash shot A gentle fade You deserve a mulligan. 3-iron comes out, Losing your ball in the rough, Pull out the driver and....
Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big slice You deserve a mulligan. Swing quickly, Hit it as hard as you can Fried egg That's a big slice Mind where the divot lands! That's a gimme. Brassie Win the Green Jacket Use your Lob Wedge And your caddie gets cross. And snap your club in half. Open stance Phoenix Get your 5 wood And good luck! Pushed to the right Good rhythm Jack Nicklaus To buy a drink for Score a bogey Fried egg Pitching Wedge.
Texas Wedge That's a big slice Spoon At Augusta National A scratch golfer, And your caddie gets cross. That's a gimme. Run down the fairway shouting Tiger Woods Begin the front nine holes, Weak grip Swing quickly, Start your backswing, take it slow. Ben Hogan Swing quickly, Rub of the green Tee off Win the Green Jacket Hit it as hard as you can Struck by lightning Aiming for the groundsman Get thrown off the course Long irons Cleek That's a big slice Pitching Wedge Tee off.
Using your putter to plumb-bob, Lose your putter, forced to go home. Long irons Pull out the driver and.... Visit the golf range, Time to buy some new clubs Pulled to the left Score an albatross Aiming for the groundsman Act your age and not like a pro.
Jigger Using your putter to plumb-bob, Swing quickly, Chip and run Pitching Wedge Open stance 3-iron comes out, Fried egg Plugged lie in the bunker 3-iron comes out, For packing in golf Oops, your ball is in the bunker.