Golf Ipsum

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Aiming for the groundsman

You deserve a mulligan. Hit it as hard as you can Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half. And swing. Niblick Begin the front nine holes, Look out a ball is coming straight for you! And getting annoyed Waggle your hips and swing And swing. Top your tee shot, Jack Nicklaus.

Begin the front nine holes, Steady footwork Jigger Dancing on the practise ground. Swing quickly, Score a bogey Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Start your backswing, take it slow. That's a floater. Score a double bogey Aiming for the groundsman.

Plugged lie in the bunker Top your tee shot, The 19th Hole. Hole in One! That's a floater. Plugged lie in the bunker Brassie Losing your ball in the rough, You deserve a mulligan. A controlled draw While drinking beer Short irons.

Texas Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned. Looking for a new angle of attack Roll around on the ground laughing, For getting banned from the course. For packing in golf Ben Hogan The 19th Hole. 3-iron comes out, Tearing up a scorecard You skied it! And getting annoyed Plugged lie in the bunker.

You need more lessons! And your caddie gets cross. Pull out the driver and.... Get thrown off the course Plugged lie in the bunker Spoon Chip and run Good rhythm A controlled draw To distract your opponent Act your age and not like a pro. Score an albatross Niblick Visit the golf range, While drinking beer.