Golf Ipsum

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Top your tee shot

Score a double bogey Jigger Visit the golf range, Losing your ball in the rough, Swing quickly, That's a floater. Dancing on the practise ground. And snap your club in half. Looking for a new angle of attack And lose your mind.

Good rhythm Ostrich And your caddie gets cross. Hit it as hard as you can That's a big slice.

Mashie Carrying your clubs Pull out your 3-wood and.... Cheating on the next hole At St. Andrews, Phil Mickelson Open clubface Pulled to the left Visit the golf range, You got the yips Pull out the driver and....

At St. Andrews, Score a birdie And getting annoyed Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Looking for a new angle of attack You got the yips Lose your putter, forced to go home. And shank it.

Ostrich Swear at the Captain and get banned. Reading the green, While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus To buy a drink for You got the yips.