Golf Ipsum

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You got the yips

Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Get your 5 wood Top your tee shot, At the Clubhouse, Win the Green Jacket Hole in One! And lose your mind, Ostrich A scratch golfer, Chip and run And swing. Score an albatross Pull out your 3-wood and.... Your ball hits the Captain, Swing quickly, Cheating on the next hole Cheating on the next hole And shank it. Thinking your at Sunningdale Mashie.

To buy a drink for Texas Wedge Tearing up a scorecard Struck by lightning Score a birdie Time to buy some new clubs Spoon Start your backswing, take it slow. Lose your putter, forced to go home. Long irons Niblick Condor Dancing on the practise ground.

Tiger Woods Texas Wedge "Get in the hole!" Get a new Sand Iron Out of frustration At the Clubhouse, Brassie Score an eagle Ben Hogan To buy a drink for Top your tee shot, Score a double bogey And shank it. Splash shot Score a par While drinking beer Score a bogey Score an eagle Steady footwork Get a new Sand Iron Looking for a new angle of attack Start your backswing, take it slow. 3-iron comes out, That's a big hook Score an albatross Score a par And snap your club in half. Score a par.

Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a floater. And swing. 3-iron comes out, Hole in One! Tom Watson Splash shot "Get in the hole!" And lose your mind, Score a birdie Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Win the Green Jacket Score a double bogey Phoenix Spoon And lose your mind, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Ben Hogan And good luck!

Looking for a new angle of attack That's a big slice 3-iron comes out, And good luck! A controlled draw Gary Player Chip in Plugged lie in the bunker Ostrich And snap your club in half. Ben Hogan Pushed to the right Good break! Spoon Look out a ball is coming straight for you! A scratch golfer, Visit the golf range, Hole in One! Feeling happy now, Splash shot.