Golf Ipsum

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Making a lot of noise

"Get in the hole!" Dancing on the practise ground. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You skied it! Jack Nicklaus.

Texas Wedge While heckling your opponent, Jack Nicklaus Struck by lightning To distract your opponent Fried egg Score a double bogey Thinking your at Sunningdale.

Dancing on the practise ground. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Get your 5 wood You got the yips You need more lessons! Phil Mickelson Score an eagle Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Brassie Your ball hits the Captain, Win the Green Jacket Top your tee shot, Score an eagle Phoenix Looking for a new angle of attack.

That's a big hook A scratch golfer, Ben Hogan Fried egg And good luck! Duck hook! Chip and run And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Tiger Woods Act your age and not like a pro. Pushed to the right Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Texas Wedge Chip in Open stance Plugged lie in the bunker Spoon To buy a drink for Steady footwork Steady footwork Win the Green Jacket Score a birdie Arnold Palmer Good break! Short irons Walking over the putting green.

For packing in golf Score an albatross Completely missed the ball, oops! Hit it as hard as you can Cheating on the next hole Begin the back nine holes, Chip in Spoon Phil Mickelson Tee off For packing in golf Taking a practise swing, Feeling happy now, Looking for a new angle of attack Pitch and run Gary Player Weak grip Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Your ball hits the Captain, Your ball hits the Captain, That's a big hook And swing. That's a gimme. Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Weak grip.