Golf Ipsum

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Fluffy lie

Mashie Cleek Cleek Spoon That's a floater. Ostrich Good break! Plugged lie in the bunker Win the Green Jacket Tee off Begin the back nine holes, Taking a practise swing, Short irons That's a big hook Cheating on the next hole Use your Lob Wedge Pull out the driver and.... Begin the front nine holes, Swing quickly, Weak grip Pushed to the right Feeling happy now, And shank it. A gentle fade Better luck next time!

Tee off At Augusta National Your ball hits the Captain, Condor Pitch and run Take a mulligan, Pretend nothing just happened and smile.

Losing your ball in the rough, And snap your club in half. To distract your opponent Condor While drinking beer Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Spoon.

Out of frustration To buy a drink for Completely missed the ball, oops! Texas Wedge Tiger Woods For packing in golf Niblick That's a big slice Tiger Woods Texas Wedge Out of frustration Phil Mickelson And your caddie gets cross.

That's a big hook Shouting Fore as loud as you can. A controlled draw Walking over the putting green. Open clubface Get thrown off the course Brassie A controlled draw Plugged lie in the bunker And good luck! A gentle fade Walking over the putting green. Roll around on the ground laughing, Jack Nicklaus.