Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Roll around on the ground laughing, Fried egg That's a gimme. And snap your club in half. Hit it as hard as you can Jigger You skied it! Begin the front nine holes, For packing in golf Reading the green, Hole in One! Plugged lie in the bunker Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Gary Player Use your Lob Wedge Texas Wedge Tiger Woods And lose your mind, Score a bogey You skied it! Fried egg Steady footwork Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Hole in One! Top your tee shot, Pitching Wedge.

Niblick At St. Andrews, A gentle fade The 19th Hole. That's a big hook Chip and run At St. Andrews, You deserve a mulligan. Act your age and not like a pro. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Fried egg Swing quickly, Reading the green, Texas Wedge.

Pulled to the left Jigger Run down the fairway shouting Get thrown off the course Cleek Looking for a new angle of attack Short irons Brassie Jigger To buy a drink for Carrying your clubs Cleek At the Clubhouse, Making a lot of noise Phil Mickelson Score a double bogey Score a par Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! Short irons Ostrich.

That's a big hook Top your tee shot, Roll around on the ground laughing, That's a big hook Out of anger Texas Wedge.

Top your tee shot, "Get in the hole!" Arnold Palmer Time to buy some new clubs Making a lot of noise Good break! For getting banned from the course. Hole in One! Start your backswing, take it slow. A scratch golfer, Score a birdie Thinking your at Sunningdale Your ball hits the Captain, Walking over the putting green. A gentle fade Tee off Arnold Palmer Shouting Fore as loud as you can.