Golf Ipsum

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Weak grip

Hole in One! Completely missed the ball, oops! Aiming for the groundsman And swing. Waggle your hips and swing Thinking your at Sunningdale Lose your putter, forced to go home. Open stance That's a gimme. Score a par Open clubface Weak grip And snap your club in half. Score an eagle Your ball hits the Captain, Score a par Time to buy some new clubs Score a par Act your age and not like a pro. You deserve a mulligan. While heckling your opponent, Pull out the driver and.... You deserve a mulligan. And lose your mind, You need more lessons! And shank it.

Tom Watson Brassie Tom Watson And good luck! Time to buy some new clubs And swing. Making a lot of noise Niblick Completely missed the ball, oops! Fluffy lie A gentle fade Niblick Thinking your at Sunningdale Arnold Palmer Waggle your hips and swing Feeling happy now, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. For getting banned from the course. "Get in the hole!" Waggle your hips and swing Good rhythm Pitch and run Phil Mickelson Score a par Chip and run Oops, your ball is in the bunker.

Feeling happy now, Chip in Completely missed the ball, oops! "Get in the hole!" A controlled draw Making a lot of noise Pull out your 3-wood and.... Reading the green, Weak grip.

Swear at the Captain and get banned. Hit it as hard as you can That's a big slice Niblick Plugged lie in the bunker Better luck next time! Use your Lob Wedge Using your putter to plumb-bob, Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Take a mulligan, Pitch and run Out of frustration.

Walking over the putting green. Losing your ball in the rough, 3-iron comes out, Gary Player Niblick Pulled to the left Pitch and run Losing your ball in the rough, Open stance Rub of the green Chip and run Run down the fairway shouting Your ball hits the Captain, You deserve a mulligan. You deserve a mulligan. Pulled to the left That's a big slice A gentle fade Score a par Dancing on the practise ground.