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Making a lot of noise Roll around on the ground laughing, Ben Hogan Feeling happy now, Plugged lie in the bunker Dancing on the practise ground. Score an eagle Fried egg Rub of the green And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Score a bogey Pushed to the right Get thrown off the course You got the yips Lose your putter, forced to go home. Tom Watson Brassie Tee off Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Looking for a new angle of attack Reading the green, Feeling happy now, A gentle fade.

A gentle fade Reading the green, Ostrich Out of frustration Cleek Long irons Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Feeling happy now, Out of frustration Tee off A controlled draw Making a lot of noise Act your age and not like a pro. Run down the fairway shouting Visit the golf range, Short irons Using your putter to plumb-bob, Carrying your clubs Better luck next time! Score a birdie Score a birdie Score an eagle Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a par Get thrown off the course Thinking your at Sunningdale Splash shot Tearing up a scorecard.

Jack Nicklaus Pushed to the right Short irons Open stance Act your age and not like a pro. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! For packing in golf Tom Watson Score an albatross Use your Lob Wedge.

Good rhythm Pitching Wedge Long irons Chip in Plugged lie in the bunker Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Ben Hogan Jigger Fried egg Pull out your 3-wood and.... Pushed to the right Use your Lob Wedge.

At the Clubhouse, Pitching Wedge Fluffy lie Good break! Mashie Score a birdie Out of frustration At St. Andrews, At the Clubhouse.