Golf Ipsum

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Splash shot

Get thrown off the course Long irons Using your putter to plumb-bob, Mashie Mind where the divot lands! Lose your putter, forced to go home. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Out of frustration Tee off To buy a drink for Your ball hits the Captain, Aiming for the groundsman That's a big slice Win the Green Jacket Better luck next time! To buy a drink for Start your backswing, take it slow. Chip and run Score an albatross Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, Win the Green Jacket.

Looking for a new angle of attack Mind where the divot lands! Steady footwork A scratch golfer, Making a lot of noise Mashie And snap your club in half. A scratch golfer, Arnold Palmer And shank it. Steady footwork Splash shot Tee off Mind where the divot lands! A controlled draw Open stance Short irons Start your backswing, take it slow. The 19th Hole. Open stance Score an eagle Fried egg Arnold Palmer.

Tearing up a scorecard Weak grip Struck by lightning A scratch golfer, Condor Roll around on the ground laughing, Carrying your clubs.

Arnold Palmer And snap your club in half. Good rhythm Reading the green, Pull out the driver and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! Completely missed the ball, oops! Tee off Run down the fairway shouting Your ball hits the Captain, Mind where the divot lands! Lose your putter, forced to go home. For getting banned from the course. A controlled draw Take a mulligan, Good rhythm That's a gimme. Arnold Palmer.

Mashie Chip in To buy a drink for Rub of the green At St. Andrews, At St. Andrews, The 19th Hole. That's a gimme. Feeling happy now, Pushed to the right While drinking beer Weak grip Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Steady footwork Dancing on the practise ground. Long irons Ostrich Struck by lightning Visit the golf range, Aiming for the groundsman Weak grip Spoon Condor Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That's a big slice Steady footwork Better luck next time!