Golf Ipsum

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Condor

Take a mulligan, Score an albatross Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Cleek Weak grip.

Roll around on the ground laughing, And your caddie gets cross. Taking a practise swing, Better luck next time! Tom Watson Good break! 3-iron comes out, Good break! Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Phil Mickelson Feeling happy now.

Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Pushed to the right Pull out the driver and.... While drinking beer Chip and run Feeling happy now, Score a double bogey Steady footwork Pull out your 3-wood and.... Arnold Palmer.

Feeling happy now, Win the Green Jacket Chip in Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Better luck next time! Duck hook! Tee off Texas Wedge Swear at the Captain and get banned.

Out of anger Lose your putter, forced to go home. Your ball hits the Captain, Cheating on the next hole You skied it! For getting banned from the course. Your ball hits the Captain, At the Clubhouse, Tearing up a scorecard Cheating on the next hole Time to buy some new clubs Weak grip At the Clubhouse, Hole in One! Arnold Palmer To buy a drink for And snap your club in half. Chip and run Pitch and run.