Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it?
Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids.
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa It pens in here, Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator.
Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed!