Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Scarpa! You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies.
Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Where's my old man? You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this!
You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, It pens in here, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong!