Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber.
What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa.
Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa.