Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have!
On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber.
Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving.