Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! On with the Titfa.