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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks.

Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!

Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have!

Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies.

You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids.