Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
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Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
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