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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick.

What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, You muppet! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook.

Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man?