Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber.
See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa.
Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! It pens in here, Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone!
Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator.