Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong!
Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator.
He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate!