Cockney Ipsum
I don't Adam and Eve it!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed!
You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash.
He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears.