Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle.
Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! You muppet!
Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today.