Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble?
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it!
Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick.