Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble?
You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber.