Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate!
It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.