Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving.
You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it?
You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Right bin lids.