Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this!
Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this!
You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks.