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Cockney Ipsum

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He's full of porkies

You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers!

On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash.

He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.