Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator.
Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about.
He's full of porkies, You muppet! Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids.