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Cockney Ipsum

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You're starting to get on my wick

Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it?

Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it!

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears.

It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids.