Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber.
Come on my old China, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong!