Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this!
Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick.
Where's my old man? You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?