Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Right bin lids.
Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone!
Where's my old man? Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs.