Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have!
What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies.