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Cockney Ipsum

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You're talking cobblers!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Scarpa!

It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have!

See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork.

You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me.