Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Where's my old man?
On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Come on my old China.
Where's the trouble? You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble?