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Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it?

Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa!

Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber.