Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China.
What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed!