Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids.
They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.
What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel.