Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble?
Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! You muppet!