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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it!

Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash.

Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that.

Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, You muppet! On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone!

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator.