Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook.
Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook.
Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook.
Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have!