Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel.
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? It pens in here, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.