Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man?
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick.
It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble?