Cockney Ipsum
Answer that dog and bone!
Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet.
It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble?
Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa!