Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone!
Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! You muppet! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it?
Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have!
What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick.