Cockney Ipsum

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Now, you look Cream Crackered

Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers!

Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.

They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers!

Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving.

Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about.