Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash.
He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! You muppet! On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet!
You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle.
They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble?