Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it!
It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! Come on my old China.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about.