Cockney Ipsum
I don't Adam and Eve it!
Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel.
You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies.
Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me.