Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

It pens in here, You muppet! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Scarpa!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute.