Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook.
Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it!
On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel.
Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about.