Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that.
Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate!
You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies.