Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You muppet!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick.