Cockney Ipsum

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Someone has half inched your wallet

Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Right bin lids.

Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed!

It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble?