Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa.
Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong!
See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it.
It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute.