Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies.