Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed!
You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa.
You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies.
What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving.