Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that.
Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa.
Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet!
On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick.