Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks.
Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.