Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have!
Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa!
Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet!
Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.
On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered.