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Cockney Ipsum

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Get up those Apples and to bed!

It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this!

You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber.

Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have!

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China.

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, It pens in here.