Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork.
You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids.
Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this!
Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?