Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone!
Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook.
Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it.