Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man?
Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies.
Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks.
See you later alligator. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here.