Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber.
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Scarpa!
Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered.