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Cockney Ipsum

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You made a pig's ear of that

Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China.

Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa It pens in here, Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me.

Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator.