Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel.
Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble?
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber.