Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!