Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your best fiddle and flute

Put on your Weasel You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed!

Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber.

What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that.