Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered.
You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China.
You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble?
It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle.