Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed!
It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today.
It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber.