Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies.
Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong!
They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, It pens in here.
Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet.