Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
It pens in here, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong!