Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs.
You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it?
It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Scarpa!
Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. On with the Titfa.
They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber.