Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving.
He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies.
He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have!