Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.
You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that.
Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator.