Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble?
Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it.
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about.
Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!