Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong!
See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash.
You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick.