Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that.
He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork.
Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.