Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet.
You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick.
Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies.