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Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet.

You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, You muppet!

It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick.