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Cockney Ipsum

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Pick up your plates and get moving

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this!

Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about.

You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving.