Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel.
You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook.