Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! He's full of porkies, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies.