Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle.
Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork.