Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Right bin lids, You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel.
You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed!