Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this!
Come on my old China, It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, You muppet! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble?