Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.
You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving.
On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man?