Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving.
You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, He's full of porkies.
Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong!