Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel You muppet! You muppet! You muppet!
Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel.
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it!
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man?