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Cockney Ipsum

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Scarpa!

I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator.

Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick.

Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears.

Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!