[?] Login | Register



Cockney Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs:

You muppet!

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone!

Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet.

Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here.