Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! He's full of porkies, You muppet! Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. You muppet!
What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about.
Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle.