Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have!
What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa.
What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears.