Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers!
It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this!
Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered.
They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man?
You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! You muppet!