Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving.