Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it?
Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle.
Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You muppet! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this!
Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet.