Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it?
You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this!
Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today.