Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick.
Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies.
He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. It pens in here, Where's the trouble?