Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You muppet! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!