Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel.
Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears.