Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers!

Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it?

I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick.