Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong!

It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies.

Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it!

I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.