Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa!
Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here.
See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Scarpa!