Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about.
Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble?
Come on my old China, Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone!