Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble?
Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Right bin lids, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed!