Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator.
They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks.
They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers!
Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle.