Cockney Ipsum

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You're going to have your barnet cut today

Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong!

Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble?

Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You muppet! You muppet! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? You muppet!