Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork.
You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator.
Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it?
On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids.