Cockney Ipsum

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Let's get down to brass tacks

Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, See you later alligator.

See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today.

What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that.

You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator.