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Cockney Ipsum

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Someone has half inched your wallet

It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it!

Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here.