Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa.
Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa.
They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet.
Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.