Cockney Ipsum
Having a good rabbit and pork
It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, It pens in here, It pens in here, See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China.
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, It pens in here, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber.