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Cockney Ipsum

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Let's get down to brass tacks

Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man?

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute.

What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute.

You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!