Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids.