Cockney Ipsum

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You forgot your sausage and mash

Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it?

It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone!

Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble?

What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving.

On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China.