Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies.
On with the Titfa It pens in here, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel.