Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies.
Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.