Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber.
Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies.