Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa.
Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers!
Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that.