Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
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Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here.
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Right bin lids, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this!