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Cockney Ipsum

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You're talking cobblers!

You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick.

Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong!

Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies.

Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, It pens in here.