Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving.
You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong!
You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving.