Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that.
Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa It pens in here, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Right bin lids.
Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa!