Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks.
You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it?
You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears.
Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork.