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Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber.