Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears.