Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone!
They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble?
He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers!
Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick.
Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here.