Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about.
On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Come on my old China.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber.
On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator.