Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about.

What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving.

Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel.

Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick.