Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook.
See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone!