Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about.
Scarpa! You muppet! Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it!