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Cockney Ipsum

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Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me.

You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers!