Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet!
It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about.
Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it.
Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet.