Cockney Ipsum
You're talking cobblers!
Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! You muppet! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You muppet! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have!