Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick.
Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies.
Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs.