Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Come on my old China.
Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here.
You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Come on my old China.