Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it.
See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man?
You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears.