Cockney Ipsum

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It's time to iron my Uncle

Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Scarpa! See you later alligator. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it?

Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers!

Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about.