Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel.
Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Come on my old China.
Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook.
Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa It pens in here, On with the Titfa.