Cockney Ipsum

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Someone has half inched your wallet

Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it?

You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! It pens in here, You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate!