Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash.
You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!
You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids.
Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China.