Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa!
He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?
Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have!