Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about.
What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving.