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Cockney Ipsum

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Pick up your plates and get moving

Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash.

They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Scarpa!