Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble?
Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears.