Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook.
On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it?
On with the Titfa On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.
It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone!
Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies.