Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Where's my old man? You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here.