Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it?
What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
See you later alligator. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?