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Cockney Ipsum

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Take a quick butchers at this!

Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel.

Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies.

Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China.

Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork.