Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork.
Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me.
You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about.