Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that.
They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man?