Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed!
It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet.
You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, He's full of porkies.