Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that.
Where's my old man? Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, It pens in here.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this!