Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
On with the Titfa On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook.
You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving.
Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator.