Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel.
On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel.
You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet.