Cockney Ipsum

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Now, you look Cream Crackered

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. On with the Titfa Right bin lids.

Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it!

Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate!

You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong!

Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.