Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me.

Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick.

You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have!

It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong!

Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it?