Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! You muppet!
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Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
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