Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork.
He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks.
On with the Titfa Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash.