Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it!