Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa.
They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers!
He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers!