Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed!
He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel.