Cockney Ipsum
Hand over the bees to me
Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork.
You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa.