Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Scarpa!
Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa.
Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash.