Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about.
You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble?
He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble?