Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Where's my old man? On with the Titfa It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! See you later alligator. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick.
Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, Where's my old man?