Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa It pens in here, You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving.