Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong!
He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone!
See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids.
Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa!