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Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator.

They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel.

I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.

It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks.

It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed!