Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this!
You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that.
Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! You muppet!