Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber.
You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have!