Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, You muppet! Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me.
Scarpa! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet.
See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Scarpa!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel You muppet!