Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me.
On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed!
On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle.