Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? You muppet! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber.