Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this!
I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Where's the trouble? You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Scarpa!
Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China.
You muppet! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this!