Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving.
You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it!
It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man?