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Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa.

Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber.

Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it!

Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids.