Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, It pens in here, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone!
It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here.
Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate!