Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate!

Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it!

Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.

Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator.