Cockney Ipsum
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
On with the Titfa On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa.
See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it.
Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You muppet! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies.