Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that.
Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me.
Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.