Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork.
They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork.
Put on your Weasel You muppet! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator.
You muppet! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator.
He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man?