Cockney Ipsum
You're talking cobblers!
It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! He's full of porkies.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies.
Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China.
See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash.