Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
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Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel.
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I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork.
What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, See you later alligator. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this!