Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! You muppet! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork.
It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man?
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick.