Cockney Ipsum

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Get some Sherbert down your Gregory

Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble?

You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed!

Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! On with the Titfa.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that.