Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed!
On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies.