Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble?
Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids.
Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa You muppet! You're talking cobblers! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers!