Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks.
It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Scarpa!
Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving.