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Cockney Ipsum

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You made a pig's ear of that

Scarpa! Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? You muppet! You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa.

You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers!

Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.