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Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

Can you Adam and Eve it? Right bin lids, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Put on your Weasel You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash.

See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork.

It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa.

Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids.