Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here.
He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle.