Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Come on my old China.
Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it!
They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? It pens in here, You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone!