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Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet!

You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that.

Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids.