Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa.

It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork.

You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! It pens in here, It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble?

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber.