Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that.