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Cockney Ipsum

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Scarpa!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about.

Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies.

Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! You muppet!

Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it!