Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears.
Where's the trouble? You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it.
Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It pens in here, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! You muppet!