Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! You muppet! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble?
Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, You muppet!
You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered.