Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone!
What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it.
Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers!