Cockney Ipsum
Having a good rabbit and pork
Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble?
Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash.
It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.