Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your Weasel You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel.
Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork.
He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! See you later alligator.
Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa!