Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man?
What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies.
Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate!
Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies.