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Cockney Ipsum

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Use your loaf and think about it

It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about.

You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate!

I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute.