Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash.
He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?
Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about.
Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook.