Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving.
Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about.
Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have!
Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it?