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Cockney Ipsum

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Hand over the bees to me

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about.

You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Where's the trouble?

You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids.

You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me.

Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick.