Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man?
Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers!
It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.