Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Scarpa! Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa.