Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it.
Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash.
They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it?
What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China.