Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Scarpa! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears.
It pens in here, On with the Titfa It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies.
Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork.