Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here.
Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Where's my old man? On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids.