Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook.
Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle.
You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man?