Cockney Ipsum
Put on your Weasel
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids.
What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble?
Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies.
Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered.