Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Scarpa!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong!
It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa!