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Cockney Ipsum

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Scarpa!

Come on my old China, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Scarpa!

Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook.

Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it.

Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it?