Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China.
Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel.
Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it.
Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that.
You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Scarpa! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about.