Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it?
It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Scarpa!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Put on your Weasel.
See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble?