Cockney Ipsum
You're starting to get on my wick
He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa!