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Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks.

It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator.

It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it?

On with the Titfa You muppet! Right bin lids, Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered.