Cockney Ipsum

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Lad. Use your crust mate!

What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.

Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel.

Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man?

Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it.