Cockney Ipsum
Can you Adam and Eve it?
It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that.
He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers!
See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone!
You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!