Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, It pens in here, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it.
Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator.