Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it.
They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber.
Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears.
Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong!