Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Scarpa! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.