Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China.
You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!