Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel.
Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered.
They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel.
Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel.