Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
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We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Give us a twirl! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Higher or lower? You get nothing for a pair! I'm in charge!
Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You were very right to call higher. This is for the first game. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Good game, good game!
Did you see them cut the cards? This is for the first game. You get nothing for a pair! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! This is for the second game. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a jack! Right, right, right. Did you see them cut the cards? You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? Higher or lower? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You can shuffle my deck any day! You were very right to call higher. Did you see them cut the cards? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Right, right, right. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
This is for the second game. Oh, you have cheered me up. Give us a twirl! You were very right to call higher. Lower than a Jack you say... You were very right to call lower. Right, right, right. You can shuffle my deck any day! Lower than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". And that gives you a free go. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Lower than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do pounds make? Rich people! Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Oh, you have cheered me up. Nice to see you, to see you? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Stick? You can't stick! You were very wrong to call higher. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you have views on this? The cards have been cruel tonight!