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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing

Don't touch the deck, Did you see them cut the cards? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were right to call You were very right to call lower. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Stick? You can't stick! You were very wrong to call lower. Good game, good game! You were wrong to call Didn't he do well? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You can shuffle my deck any day! This is for the first game. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! The cards have been cruel tonight! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. The cards have been cruel tonight! What do points make? Prizes! Don't touch the deck.

You were wrong to call You were very right to call higher. Nice to see you, to see you? Higher or lower? This is for the second game. You can change the card if you want to. Nice to see you, to see you? You were very wrong to call lower. Nice to see you, to see you? You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! And for the whole match...

You were very right to call higher. And for the whole match... Stick? You can't stick! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! All right, my loves? What do points make? This is for the first game. And for the whole match... And that gives you a free go. Wrong, wrong, wrong. We'll be back in a jack! This is for the first game. And that gives you a free go. What do points make? Give us a twirl! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. We'll be back in a sec! Didn't he do well? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? Oh, you have cheered me up. Freeze! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

Right, right, right. And for the whole match... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Freeze! The cards have been cruel tonight! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! This is for the second game. You can shuffle my deck any day! This is for the second game. Nice to see you, to see you? And that gives you a free go. You can change the card if you want to. I'm in charge! Right, right, right. And that gives you a free go. Nice to see you, to see you?

I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were wrong to call Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Do you have views on this? You were very right to call higher. Good game, good game! Stick? You can't stick!