Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Don't touch the deck
Didn't he do well? Lower than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call higher.
Do you have views on this? We'll be back in a sec! Stick? You can't stick! You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were wrong to call Did you see them cut the cards? What do points make? Prizes! Give us a twirl! You were very right to call higher. Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Didn't he do well? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Lower than a Jack you say... Did you see them cut the cards? You were wrong to call.
You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a sec! Do you have views on this? What do pounds make? Rich people! What do points make? Prizes! We'll be back in a jack!
Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Right, right, right. You were very wrong to call higher. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. All right, my loves? Lower than a Jack you say... Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm in charge! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. What do points make? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing.
You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were very wrong to call lower. You can shuffle my deck any day! You were very right to call higher. Freeze! Did you see them cut the cards? Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back.