Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Did you see them cut the cards?
We'll be back in a sec! Did you see them cut the cards? The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.
You were very wrong to call higher. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were very wrong to call lower. You were right to call Right, right, right. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And for the whole match... I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! We'll be back in a jack! You were very wrong to call higher. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say... I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Oh, you have cheered me up. You can change the card if you want to. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
Oh, you have cheered me up. Didn't he do well? You to answer the question this time. Right, right, right. Nice to see you, to see you? I'm in charge! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You get nothing for a pair! Stick? You can't stick! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! We'll be back in a jack! What do points make? Prizes! What do points make? Prizes! And for the whole match... Lower than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were wrong to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You can shuffle my deck any day! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You were right to call.
You were very right to call lower. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. This is for the first game. Stick? You can't stick! Do you have views on this? Nice to see you, to see you? Higher or lower? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing.
Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Give us a twirl! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! We'll be back in a sec! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy!