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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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I'm in charge!

The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very wrong to call higher. Right, right, right. We'll be back in a sec! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. And that gives you a free go. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very wrong to call higher. You were very wrong to call lower. Higher or lower? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! And that gives you a free go. And that gives you a free go. You get nothing for a pair! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. And that gives you a free go. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Do you have views on this? You get nothing for a pair! Wrong, wrong, wrong.

The cards have been cruel tonight! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You were very right to call lower. Higher or lower? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Don't touch the deck, I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a sec! The cards have been cruel tonight! Nice to see you, to see you? I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do points make? This is for the second game.

We'll be back in a jack! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Give us a twirl! You get nothing for a pair! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Freeze! You were very wrong to call lower. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. And for the whole match... You were very wrong to call higher. Stick? You can't stick! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You can change the card if you want to. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You to answer the question this time. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. All right, my loves? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Higher than a Jack you say... What do points make? Don't touch the deck.

You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Lower than a Jack you say... Higher or lower? This is for the first game. You get nothing for a pair! You can change the card if you want to. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm in charge! What do pounds make? Rich people! You were very wrong to call lower. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You get nothing for a pair! You were very right to call higher. You were very right to call lower. Good game, good game! What do pounds make? Rich people! And that gives you a free go. We'll be back in a jack! Nice to see you, to see you? You to answer the question first this time. You to answer the question this time. You were very wrong to call lower. You can change the card if you want to. And for the whole match...

All right, my loves? I'm in charge! Lower than a Jack you say... And that gives you a free go. You were right to call Don't touch the deck, I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Good game, good game! All right, my loves? Do you have views on this? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Didn't he do well? And for the whole match... You can change the card if you want to. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were right to call By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You can shuffle my deck any day! Don't touch the deck, Oh, you have cheered me up. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You were very right to call higher. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You can change the card if you want to. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers.