Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Higher than a Jack you say..
Give us a twirl! Right, right, right. You were wrong to call Stick? You can't stick! What do points make? Prizes! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". This is for the first game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Lower than a Jack you say... You were very right to call higher. You to answer the question this time. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You to answer the question first this time. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Did you see them cut the cards? What do points make? You to answer the question this time. Do you have views on this? You were very wrong to call lower. Nice to see you, to see you? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.
I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You to answer the question this time. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. All right, my loves? Do you have views on this? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Oh, you have cheered me up. Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. And for the whole match... Didn't he do well? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Oh, you have cheered me up. This is for the first game. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You to answer the question first this time. We'll be back in a jack! Stick? You can't stick! Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very right to call higher. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.
You were very wrong to call lower. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. This is for the second game. What do points make? Prizes! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm in charge! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Right, right, right. Don't touch the deck, I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... I'm in charge! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! What do points make? Prizes! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very right to call lower. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Stick? You can't stick! What do points make? Prizes! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You to answer the question first this time. We'll be back in a sec! The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher than a Jack you say...
What do pounds make? Rich people! You were very wrong to call lower. This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do points make? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... This is for the second game. You were very right to call higher. You were right to call Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. This is for the first game. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! This is for the second game. Freeze! You were wrong to call Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You to answer the question this time. You get nothing for a pair! Right, right, right. You were right to call You were very wrong to call lower. We'll be back in a jack! Good game, good game!
You can shuffle my deck any day! You were very wrong to call lower. This is for the second game. Do you have views on this? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can shuffle my deck any day! What do points make? I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. Don't touch the deck, We'll be back in a sec! All right, my loves? Stick? You can't stick! And for the whole match... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were right to call Higher or lower? Don't touch the deck, You to answer the question this time. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Wrong, wrong, wrong. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers!