Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing
It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What do points make? Higher or lower? You can change the card if you want to. Did you see them cut the cards? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! We'll be back in a jack! You were very wrong to call higher. You can shuffle my deck any day! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Give us a twirl! Higher than a Jack you say... Higher or lower? You can shuffle my deck any day! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong. This is for the second game.
This is for the second game. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! What do pounds make? Rich people! What do points make? Prizes! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Oh, you have cheered me up. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very wrong to call lower. Lower than a Jack you say... You to answer the question first this time. Right, right, right. You were very wrong to call higher. You can change the card if you want to. Higher than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... What do points make? Lower than a Jack you say... Do you have views on this? And that gives you a free go. Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers.
You were very wrong to call lower. You were very right to call higher. You were very wrong to call lower. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very right to call higher. What do points make? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were right to call You were wrong to call The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.
You were very wrong to call lower. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You were wrong to call And for the whole match... Right, right, right. You get nothing for a pair! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher.
We'll be back in a jack! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. And that gives you a free go. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. This is for the second game. And that gives you a free go. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. We'll be back in a sec! And for the whole match... The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Didn't he do well? Oh, you have cheered me up. What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm in charge! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. All right, my loves? And that gives you a free go. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". What do points make? You get nothing for a pair! Right, right, right. Freeze! Higher than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Stick? You can't stick!