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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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You can shuffle my deck any day!

I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can change the card if you want to. Good game, good game! What do points make? Prizes! Give us a twirl! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! All right, my loves? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. We'll be back in a sec! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! This is for the first game. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call lower. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm in charge! All right, my loves?

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were right to call Didn't he do well? The cards have been cruel tonight! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You get nothing for a pair! And that gives you a free go. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call lower. This is for the second game. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. And for the whole match... You get nothing for a pair! We'll be back in a jack! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing.

I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Lower than a Jack you say... Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You can change the card if you want to. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You get nothing for a pair! Higher or lower? Give us a twirl! You get nothing for a pair! I'm in charge! Nice to see you, to see you? And that gives you a free go. Nice to see you, to see you? You get nothing for a pair! This is for the second game. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do points make? Prizes! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You can shuffle my deck any day! Lower than a Jack you say... You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Lower than a Jack you say... Nice to see you, to see you?

I'm in charge! What do pounds make? Rich people! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. All right, my loves? This is for the second game. You get nothing for a pair! All right, my loves? Good game, good game! Lower than a Jack you say... I'm in charge! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Wrong, wrong, wrong. This is for the first game. What do points make? Prizes! And for the whole match...

This is for the second game. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Did you see them cut the cards? You can change the card if you want to. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!