Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing
You to answer the question this time. Stick? You can't stick! The cards have been cruel tonight! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Give us a twirl! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. This is for the first game. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call lower.
This is for the second game. Didn't he do well? The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Nice to see you, to see you? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Right, right, right. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Higher than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... Higher than a Jack you say... Freeze! What do points make? You can shuffle my deck any day! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. And that gives you a free go. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were very wrong to call lower.
What do points make? Prizes! You were very wrong to call lower. You were very right to call lower. You to answer the question this time. What do pounds make? Rich people! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. Give us a twirl! Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Nice to see you, to see you? Didn't he do well? Didn't he do well? You to answer the question this time. I'm in charge! Right, right, right. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!
You to answer the question this time. Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say... All right, my loves? I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Don't touch the deck, Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And that gives you a free go. And that gives you a free go. Right, right, right.
Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Freeze! Stick? You can't stick! Did you see them cut the cards? Give us a twirl! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wrong, wrong, wrong. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Wrong, wrong, wrong. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers!