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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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The cards have been cruel tonight!

The cards have been cruel tonight! Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You to answer the question first this time. What do points make? Did you see them cut the cards? Do you have views on this? Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Lower than a Jack you say... Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Wrong, wrong, wrong. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! And for the whole match... What do points make? Prizes! Don't touch the deck, I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Stick? You can't stick! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Lower than a Jack you say... You to answer the question this time. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! We'll be back in a sec! Right, right, right. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm in charge!

Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! All right, my loves? Nice to see you, to see you? You can shuffle my deck any day! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were right to call We'll be back in a jack! You can change the card if you want to. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Did you see them cut the cards? You get nothing for a pair! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. This is for the second game. Nice to see you, to see you? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! The cards have been cruel tonight! Did you see them cut the cards? Oh, you have cheered me up. All right, my loves?

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you have views on this? The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! You were right to call What do points make? The cards have been cruel tonight! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

Stick? You can't stick! Higher or lower? You were very right to call lower. You were very right to call lower. Lower than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Stick? You can't stick!

Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were very wrong to call higher. Higher than a Jack you say... Don't touch the deck, What do points make? We'll be back in a jack! Do you have views on this? What do points make? Give us a twirl! Did you see them cut the cards? Do you have views on this? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Higher than a Jack you say... You were right to call I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were right to call What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce!