Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
The cards have been cruel tonight!
I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? You were very wrong to call higher. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call lower. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Stick? You can't stick! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were wrong to call Oh, you have cheered me up. Lower than a Jack you say... Did you see them cut the cards? Good game, good game! You were very wrong to call higher. And that gives you a free go. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back.
By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Lower than a Jack you say... All right, my loves? You can change the card if you want to. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Right, right, right. You can shuffle my deck any day! The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! We'll be back in a jack! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. I'm in charge!
Higher than a Jack you say... What do points make? Right, right, right. The cards have been cruel tonight! You can change the card if you want to. You were very wrong to call higher. Higher or lower? I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Nice to see you, to see you? Didn't he do well? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. This is for the first game. Lower than a Jack you say...
What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You were wrong to call Right, right, right. Stick? You can't stick! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Freeze! What do pounds make? Rich people! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Give us a twirl! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! This is for the first game. We'll be back in a jack! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
Nice to see you, to see you? What do points make? Prizes! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were very right to call higher. What do points make? Prizes! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You were wrong to call I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Don't touch the deck, I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were very wrong to call lower. You were very right to call lower. You can change the card if you want to.