Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Don't touch the deck
We'll be back in a sec! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What do points make? Higher or lower? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! What do pounds make? Rich people! Lower than a Jack you say... You were very right to call higher. Do you have views on this? You get nothing for a pair! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. This is for the second game. Right, right, right. This is for the first game. Higher or lower? This is for the second game. You to answer the question first this time. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
Give us a twirl! You get nothing for a pair! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Oh, you have cheered me up. You to answer the question first this time. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing.
We'll be back in a jack! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Lower than a Jack you say... What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. The cards have been cruel tonight! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Give us a twirl! You were very right to call higher. Higher than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were wrong to call Do you have views on this? This is for the first game. You to answer the question first this time. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing.
It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You were very wrong to call lower. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm in charge! You to answer the question first this time. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You were wrong to call Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Lower than a Jack you say... What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm in charge! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You can shuffle my deck any day! All right, my loves? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher or lower? Wrong, wrong, wrong. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! And for the whole match... Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Don't touch the deck, Oh, you have cheered me up. You were very right to call lower. Higher than a Jack you say...
Do you have views on this? What do points make? Prizes! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! The cards have been cruel tonight! Did you see them cut the cards? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! And that gives you a free go. What do points make? What do points make? Prizes! The cards have been cruel tonight!