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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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The cards have been cruel tonight!

I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! You get nothing for a pair! Freeze! Higher or lower? Right, right, right. Don't touch the deck, You were very right to call lower. You were wrong to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. And that gives you a free go. You to answer the question this time. You were wrong to call Right, right, right. Nice to see you, to see you? Higher or lower? We'll be back in a jack! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing.

Did you see them cut the cards? I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. This is for the second game. What do pounds make? Rich people! And for the whole match... Oh, you have cheered me up. And for the whole match... Lower than a Jack you say... Give us a twirl! All right, my loves? What do points make? You were very right to call higher. Good game, good game! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. This is for the first game. We'll be back in a jack! Higher or lower? All right, my loves? Oh, you have cheered me up. Freeze! You can change the card if you want to.

You to answer the question this time. Oh, you have cheered me up. Didn't he do well? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were wrong to call Right, right, right. Higher or lower? You can change the card if you want to. I'm in charge! We'll be back in a jack!

Didn't he do well? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Oh, you have cheered me up. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. And for the whole match... What do points make? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say... And that gives you a free go. Nice to see you, to see you? Good game, good game! You to answer the question this time. You were very right to call lower. Stick? You can't stick! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! What do points make?

You to answer the question first this time. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. All right, my loves? Did you see them cut the cards? And for the whole match... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You get nothing for a pair! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! What do points make? Prizes! You to answer the question this time. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. This is for the second game. You to answer the question first this time. This is for the first game. We'll be back in a sec! You can shuffle my deck any day! Oh, you have cheered me up. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! What do points make? Give us a twirl! Do you have views on this? And for the whole match... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.