Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
This is for the first game
Oh, you have cheered me up. Higher than a Jack you say... Don't touch the deck, And for the whole match... I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were wrong to call You were wrong to call Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call higher. You were right to call Nice to see you, to see you? You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You can shuffle my deck any day! Nice to see you, to see you? Don't touch the deck, By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Higher or lower? We'll be back in a jack! You can change the card if you want to. We'll be back in a sec! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Did you see them cut the cards? Do you have views on this? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were wrong to call.
I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What do pounds make? Rich people! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Lower than a Jack you say... We'll be back in a sec! Did you see them cut the cards?
I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were very wrong to call lower. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very wrong to call lower. Oh, you have cheered me up. Did you see them cut the cards? Oh, you have cheered me up. What do pounds make? Rich people! And for the whole match... Right, right, right. Higher or lower? Nice to see you, to see you? You can change the card if you want to. What do pounds make? Rich people! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! All right, my loves? You can shuffle my deck any day! What do points make? Prizes! Freeze! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You get nothing for a pair! You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You were very right to call lower. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were very right to call lower. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy!
Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Didn't he do well? Higher or lower? Give us a twirl! Didn't he do well? The cards have been cruel tonight! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You were right to call Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! You were very wrong to call lower. Did you see them cut the cards? I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Stick? You can't stick! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a sec! Higher than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! You were very right to call higher. Nice to see you, to see you? All right, my loves? Lower than a Jack you say... Didn't he do well?
Did you see them cut the cards? Stick? You can't stick! What do points make? You were wrong to call You were right to call I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. You were very wrong to call higher. Stick? You can't stick! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. And that gives you a free go. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Higher or lower? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Right, right, right. What do points make? Prizes! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. We'll be back in a jack! This is for the second game. You to answer the question this time. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". This is for the first game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! Good game, good game! What do points make? Prizes!